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spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008

TFR 2011: All Brony, all the time.



BigHead posted:

My family owns gold mines in Alaska. Recreational touristy ones, not big ones, but still.

I have watched exactly one episode of this show and those idiots are idiots, and really I lasted way less than a whole episode. I will answer some of your questions if you have them.

I will note that nothing on the road system could possibly be profitable because it's been so picked over since the gold rush.
Is there an actual "full on gold rush" going on right now?

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spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008

TFR 2011: All Brony, all the time.



Palleon posted:

So is there actually any real gold left in Alaska? Because it seems like the Hoffmans, Dakota Fred, and the kid are all mining for scraps and tiny pieces that those who came before them couldn't be bothered to get. I can't imagine that normal gold mining involves all this work to dig up a few flakes.

Not to mention, the keep talking about potentially finding what, 200-300 thousand dollars? Minus operating costs, minus the payment to the claim owner, and split 6-7 ways, that's maybe 20k a person? Seems like a ton of effort and a lot of risk for pay that's below the poverty line.

This is my main issue with the show. These guys need money, but if it's just 20K they're looking at foreclosure within no time at all again.

10 get broke
20 mine gold
30 goto 10

However, if you are able to work in the off season you may be able to scrape 30-40K together?

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008

TFR 2011: All Brony, all the time.



lynch_69 posted:

Nothing to add except that 'touching helmets' sounds like the filthiest kind of gay innuendo.

Gold Rush Season 2: Touching Helmets In The Glory Hole

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008

TFR 2011: All Brony, all the time.



fist4jesus posted:







That's the entire season's production for the Hoffmans right there.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008

TFR 2011: All Brony, all the time.



Dorsey's blog is a pretty interesting read.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008

TFR 2011: All Brony, all the time.



Are Earle Foster and Dakota Fred fake? What do you guys reckon?

I think the Schnabbels are the only legit operation, if there is one in the show.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008

TFR 2011: All Brony, all the time.



In one of the behind the show or whatever it's called interviews Parkers mom said that Parker wanted to skip a semester of college to mine for gold.

Maybe Parkers mom knows the gold mine is really lovely and doesn't have much gold left and she's thinking about his future beyond a few years of mining gold.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008

TFR 2011: All Brony, all the time.



FISHMANPET posted:

Has anyone else seen the previews for the Bering Sea mining show? Looks like they're sucking up gold off the sea floor or maybe dredging for it? I'm hoping it's not full of fuckups again like this show.

It's like the perfect storm. I HAVE TO WATCH IT.

e: bonus points if the crew's swamp people.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008

TFR 2011: All Brony, all the time.



I'm willing to bet all the gold on Eros that the IMSHA or whatever the Canadian equivalent is will be paying them a visit next year in the Klondike, if they return next year.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008

TFR 2011: All Brony, all the time.



I was wondering what happened to the dude. Seems to me they could have used his help especially with the 470 and all the other crap that stopped working.


BTW spoiler alert:
I accidentally read the episode synopsis for the next episode and it seems Parker will hand over the mine back to his gramps.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008

TFR 2011: All Brony, all the time.



Yeah I'd like to see more of that crazy Dutch guy too,

And even though it's funny and cringeworthy at times to see them fail so miserably time after time, I really do want to see them succeed. Ultimately it's the reason I watch the show, to see if they succeed or not.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008

TFR 2011: All Brony, all the time.



Whenever they showed shots of those sluiceboxes with the water running through I kept thinking; there must be gold in that water they're washing away. Where the gently caress is that going?

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008

TFR 2011: All Brony, all the time.



Yeah but then again they're idiots who don't maintain their equipment at all basically.

I'm willing to bet the problems the 400 has was due to them not winterproofing the equipment before leaving last year. If you leave stuff like that out for a year in an Alaskan winter, well.....


e: Oh hey Harness is back.

spankmeister fucked around with this message at Jan 21, 2012 around 15:45

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008

TFR 2011: All Brony, all the time.



Oh and Harness left to get his back problems sorted out but all he did was refill his script and he's basically as useless as before?

Not to berate the guy he has serious serious back issues but really?

Oh and by the way: O-ring failure in cold weather? Where have I seen that one before? Hmmm...

Oh, right

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008

TFR 2011: All Brony, all the time.



CVagts posted:

That really puts a damper on the idea of Space Gold. But there's still hope for Cell Phone Gold.

Nah they already made a movie about space miners it's totally possible,

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008

TFR 2011: All Brony, all the time.



WouldDesk posted:

Serious back/spine pain is excruciating, the pain is one thing (which is horrible) but you can't sleep well, loss of appetite, and the crippling depression of being around able bodied men gets in your head. I am 26 and have an issue and it affects every part of my life. He is a hard working guy it seems like and does the best with what he has been given.

What I mean is, why make a thing of leaving to get your back fixed, only to return with exactly the same issues? Unless I missed something?

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008

TFR 2011: All Brony, all the time.



He's going to visit Dutch Tony I think so that should be fun.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008

TFR 2011: All Brony, all the time.



I don't watch Deadliest Gold, I AM NOW VERY CONFUSED.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008

TFR 2011: All Brony, all the time.



I don't even know what the gently caress the new show is called at this point.

Ice sea miners?

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008

TFR 2011: All Brony, all the time.



It appears I will have to start watching this show.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008

TFR 2011: All Brony, all the time.



Ok so I watched the first episode last night.

What the gently caress is wrong with these people.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008

TFR 2011: All Brony, all the time.



golgo13sf posted:

welp, should be one more idiot in the Yukon soon

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=3464296

This sounds like something the Hoffmans would do:

Unstable Pants posted:

Just remember that bear repellent is not like bug repellent.

Roll your eyes all you want, I've heard of a guy who heard the chopper report a bear about 2km away, so he decided to spray himself in the face with the bear repellent.

He had to get evacced by the chopper.

A few hours later he came back and, in his eagerness to make up for his absence, jumped into a stream that no one else could be hosed to deal with. It apparently re-activated the spray because he nearly drowned and had to be evacced again.

Ahahahahaha.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008

TFR 2011: All Brony, all the time.



I'll be harness because he gets to do drugs and his GF.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008

TFR 2011: All Brony, all the time.



Universe Master posted:

His drugs are limited and his girlfriend is fat.
I will take "herbal" remedies and I hear the Dawson hipster scene is pretty banging so I'll score a chick there. Nobody showers there anyway, so who cares if your GF is a smelly hipster.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008

TFR 2011: All Brony, all the time.



HUMAN FISH posted:

re: Gold rush atlantis

It's just amazing how close to the shore they are.

Haha yeah, seeing the "swell" threatening the rigs was hilarious.

"The treacherous Bering Sea" *sea is calm as glass for miles*

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008

TFR 2011: All Brony, all the time.



They have a shaker and sluicebox (pumps) on the barge, those would need diesel to run.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008

TFR 2011: All Brony, all the time.



CVagts posted:

I hope the Hoffmans get frozen out before they get too far into Cut 3, and then when they try to go back to Quartz Creek in season 3, one of their crew members bought the claim out from under them (bonus points if it's Dakota Fred, who wanted to branch out into the Klondike).

gently caress no, Dorsey.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008

TFR 2011: All Brony, all the time.



Season Three will be shot in found footage style.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008

TFR 2011: All Brony, all the time.



I for one am happy Jacks Glory Hole is back.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008

TFR 2011: All Brony, all the time.



They got more gold in two days than the target the Hoffmans set for themselves for the entire season.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008

TFR 2011: All Brony, all the time.



I don't think anybody can trump Idiot Steve in idiocy.

I noticed though that people in Nome are really, really angry most of the time.

I'd be if I lived in a shithole like that, but really, calm the gently caress down.


Especially rear end in a top hat Scott. Not paying his child support, taking it out on his crew.

spankmeister fucked around with this message at Feb 14, 2012 around 08:12

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008

TFR 2011: All Brony, all the time.



Holy poo poo the Christine Rose had a 96 ounce cleanout. What the hell are the Hoffmans still doing in the klondike

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008

TFR 2011: All Brony, all the time.



flatipus posted:

Here's a video of ice dredging the Bering Sea during winter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKNLaRVaOiU

What we really need is Old Jack to drive his beloved 400 out onto the ice and pull up some gold

Bering Sea Ice Truck Gold Miners

kenny powerzzz posted:

Yeah they don't explain it really well but when you run any diesel and especially one that big out of fuel it's really bad news. Not only is it hard to get running again but injection pumps , filtering systems and high psi diesel injectors are cooled and lubricated by the fuel. When you run out it puts air and trash into these systems and you have just set s shorter life to these parts. Plus If they're running them dry that often the maintenance has to be lacking. And on top of that you don't give your dad poo poo about helping you fix it. O well he's a kid he will learn.

I was kinda surprised they didn't explain that, because it happened before at the Hoffmans with the loader or the dozer and they made a big deal about it.

spankmeister fucked around with this message at Feb 20, 2012 around 08:40

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008

TFR 2011: All Brony, all the time.



Wait where's this Jack's morphine addiction thing coming from?

CVagts posted:

"Dave, I need 200 or 300 yards out of here."
"Well Todd I'll give it my best."
"JUST DO IT DAVE!"

Just shows how much of an rear end in a top hat Todd really is, as if we needed confirmation.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008

TFR 2011: All Brony, all the time.



We just gotta put our hard hats together, give it a 110% and git 'r done you guys, mkay?

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008

TFR 2011: All Brony, all the time.



I just realized that Steve and Emily have the same last name.

e: Scott gets SO loving MAD all the time I think he'll die of an aneurysm or something each time.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008

TFR 2011: All Brony, all the time.



Shuffle posted:

she visited him in his school bus in the pilot

Ohhh yeah I forgot about that.

e: gently caress Steve is her dad hahaha I COMPLETELY forgot about that.

spankmeister fucked around with this message at Mar 3, 2012 around 13:09

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008

TFR 2011: All Brony, all the time.



BleakLewis posted:

Ugh, Bering Sea Gold. I've posted threads before in Ask/Tell about me living in Nome Alaska. So if you guys have any questions about some of the people involved or anything else related ask away and I'll answer as best I can.

Let me just say already after watching a couple of episodes that they heavily edit things, and look to just outright make up poo poo.

You live in Nome full time? What do you do there? Do you like living there?
Can you give a few examples of made-up and edited stuff?

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008

TFR 2011: All Brony, all the time.



BleakLewis posted:

Yes I live hear year round. I work in the technology field, without getting too specific about things. I do enjoy living here but the winters can get long and trying, especially this winter. We've set records for cold so far this year.
And them lie-berals say we got global warming

But yeah I can imagine. Do you guys get creep ice on the beaches there?

Like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t6gpIfKxgM

quote:

The big thing I've seen that was obviously made up was Pomeranke getting stabbed. My friend was tending bar the night that happened. He was just drunk, broke his glass and then fell on it. So basically he stabbed himself!

Hahahaha, amazing.

BleakLewis posted:

Old man Pomrenke definitely knows his poo poo.
Do you have an inkling about why he claims to need 1000 ounces each season? Seems a bit excessive.

quote:

I will say that Ian Foster is an good guy. I don't know him that well, we share some mutual friends. I think they edit the show to make him seem dumber and more irritable then he truly is. In real life he's a real mellow nice guy.
He doesn't strike me as a particularly irritable person. I mean he was a social worker ffs.

spankmeister fucked around with this message at Mar 5, 2012 around 08:17

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spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008

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Universe Master posted:

He's just trying to keep up with the Hoffmans.
Only actually succeeding.

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