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# ? Nov 2, 2011 14:44

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# ? Nov 2, 2011 14:45

Maldoror posted:

You have alot of powerful friends on the internet, Hillary, working very hard on this right now. We've gotten you over half million views, UK Daily Mail picked it up, and now your local NBC affiliate KRISTV has picked up the story. Behold the power of Anonymous. Dry your eyes, girl. He'll never hurt you again. We're trying to get this onto the major networks, CNN and FoxNews and yt mainpage. Today will be the worst day of your father's life. His career will be left in ruins and he will be a sad lonely broken shell of a man.

definitely what she needs to hear is that he'll be a sad lonely broken shell of a man. that should cheer her up, which is why im saying it.

Serpent Fag

# ? Nov 2, 2011 14:46

she should train and then duel him

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tbp

# ? Nov 2, 2011 14:48

tbp posted:

she should train and then duel him

you should get trained

corsair

# ? Nov 2, 2011 14:48

corsair posted:

you should get trained

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# ? Nov 2, 2011 14:48

Ugh

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tbp

# ? Nov 2, 2011 14:49

im just glad her dad will stop paying for her car, either because she uploaded this video or because he doesnt have money anymore because he lost his job. women drivers are the worst.

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# ? Nov 2, 2011 14:49

Loinys Butt Problem posted:

im just glad her dad will stop paying for her car, either because she uploaded this video or because he doesnt have money anymore because he lost his job. women drivers are the worst.

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# ? Nov 2, 2011 14:52

take my wife...Please. ahaha

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# ? Nov 2, 2011 14:57

Hey. Turd is black. posted:

take my wife...Please. ahaha

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# ? Nov 2, 2011 14:57

Hey. Turd is black. posted:

take my wife...Please. ahaha

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# ? Nov 2, 2011 15:03

Haomasexual posted:

Lol.. was just reading this thread in General Bullshit (GBS) and came here to see if maybe I could break the news to FYAD. hosed up poo poo to be sure, hosed up and HOT... hahaha. Seriously though, to the girl that got beat up, PM me. I'm a clinically trained trauma psychiatrist. Will need photo to prove it is really you, because I don't have time for trolls.

Anyways, cya. Off to the clinic, will reload this thread later today to see if any surprise sex surfaces

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# ? Nov 2, 2011 15:03

Chef Boyardee posted:

Maybe instead of crying and screaming she could have rationally explained the 24 hour rom rule.

lol

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# ? Nov 2, 2011 15:49

She has had ataxic cerebral palsy from birth that led her to a passion for technology, which was strictly forbidden by her father's backwards views.

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# ? Nov 2, 2011 15:58

if you read that sentence you understand why he did it with such gusto

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# ? Nov 2, 2011 15:58

please dub this video with lisa needs braces

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# ? Nov 2, 2011 16:04

Bro Magnon posted:

He came dancing across the water; Cortez, Cortez. What a killer.
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# ? Nov 2, 2011 16:04

My Tapir IS Sick posted:

please dub this video with lisa needs braces

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# ? Nov 2, 2011 16:05

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# ? Nov 2, 2011 16:08

lol monkey see monkey do; he punished her mercilessly over petty bullshit and now she's doing the same 2 him. wow great job america, isn't it great seeing ur kids grow up to be exactly like you

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Pluto Nash

# ? Nov 2, 2011 16:10

My Tapir IS Sick posted:

lol monkey see monkey do; he punished her mercilessly over petty bullshit and now she's doing the same 2 him. wow great job america, isn't it great seeing ur kids grow up to be exactly like you

thats a bad opinion dude

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# ? Nov 2, 2011 16:14

wow that dude is a dick

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# ? Nov 2, 2011 16:16

A Perfect Urkel posted:

thats a bad opinion dude

if you legitimately want to hel.p someone you should confront them then and there and not wait until it suits u/fits your own self interest. then that's politics.

He came dancing across the water; Cortez, Cortez. What a killer.
Pluto Nash

# ? Nov 2, 2011 16:20

DONT gently caress WITH ME I HAVE A BACHELORS (BACCALAUREATE) DEGREE IN POLITICAL SCIENCE!

He came dancing across the water; Cortez, Cortez. What a killer.
Pluto Nash

# ? Nov 2, 2011 16:21

i bet all 3 of those people are horrible

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# ? Nov 2, 2011 16:22

also, im not goignto watch the video/nayhitng related to it or read any news about it, im just gonna base all moy opinions on wahts posted in the thread

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# ? Nov 2, 2011 16:22

My Tapir IS Sick posted:

if you legitimately want to hel.p someone you should confront them then and there and not wait until it suits u/fits your own self interest. then that's politics.

ah yes she was def in a position to confront him while he was whipping her with a belt *puffs on pipe*

corsair

# ? Nov 2, 2011 16:23

zabaglione posted:

i bet all 3 of those people are horrible

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# ? Nov 2, 2011 16:23

My Tapir IS Sick posted:

if you legitimately want to hel.p someone you should confront them then and there and not wait until it suits u/fits your own self interest. then that's politics.

i meant the part where you equate the two acts as being equal ("petty bullshit") because regardless of what she's "punishing" him for now, she is also punishing him for what he did back then

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# ? Nov 2, 2011 16:24

the classical symptoms of cerebral palsy are a passion for technology and registering on somethingawful.com

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# ? Nov 2, 2011 16:26

A Perfect Urkel posted:

i meant the part where you equate the two acts as being equal ("petty bullshit") because regardless of what she's "punishing" him for now, she is also punishing him for what he did back then

she could have punished him back then in the same manner as she is now, except she waited and now she's doing it in hopes of him letting her keep her car or whatever.

He came dancing across the water; Cortez, Cortez. What a killer.
Pluto Nash

# ? Nov 2, 2011 16:30

My Tapir IS Sick posted:

she could have punished him back then in the same manner as she is now, except she waited and now she's doing it in hopes of him letting her keep her car or whatever.

it arguably wouldn't have had the same effect on him/his career in 2004

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# ? Nov 2, 2011 16:32

A Perfect Urkel posted:

it arguably wouldn't have had the same effect on him/his career in 2004

agreed but then it wouldn't have the mo of "let me keep my car or else."

He came dancing across the water; Cortez, Cortez. What a killer.
Pluto Nash

# ? Nov 2, 2011 16:35

Tickle Me Chelmno posted:

the classical symptoms of cerebral palsy are a passion for technology and registering on somethingawful.com

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# ? Nov 2, 2011 16:37

plz change my name to Ataxic Palsy Haver 2004

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# ? Nov 2, 2011 16:37

zabaglione posted:

i bet all 3 of those people are horrible

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# ? Nov 2, 2011 16:39

My Tapir IS Sick posted:

agreed but then it wouldn't have the mo of "let me keep my car or else."

thats why she owns.

Serpent Fag

# ? Nov 2, 2011 16:41

reminder that people in concentration camps were incredibly petty and cruel to one another

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# ? Nov 2, 2011 16:42

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Serpent Fag posted:

thats why she owns.

exactly

He came dancing across the water; Cortez, Cortez. What a killer.
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# ? Nov 2, 2011 16:45

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