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She has had ataxic cerebral palsy from birth that led her to a passion for technology, which was strictly forbidden by her father's backwards views.

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# ¿ Nov 2, 2011 15:58

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# ¿ May 26, 2013 08:53

if you read that sentence you understand why he did it with such gusto

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# ¿ Nov 2, 2011 15:58

My Tapir IS Sick posted:

please dub this video with lisa needs braces

Goat Yelling Like A Man

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# ¿ Nov 2, 2011 16:05

the classical symptoms of cerebral palsy are a passion for technology and registering on somethingawful.com

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# ¿ Nov 2, 2011 16:26

Hey. Turd is black. posted:

if i had children i'd abuse them more subtly rather than use gross and obvious tactics of bodily harm.

a southern gentleman lacks the dignified subtleties of handomse educated lyle? im shocked

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# ¿ Nov 2, 2011 17:37

james earl pwns posted:

Bettlejuice (V.O.): it's me bitch.

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# ¿ Nov 2, 2011 18:04

sonic the hedgehog.rom? you better believe thats a paddlin

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# ¿ Nov 2, 2011 18:05

Loinys Butt Problem posted:

*toilet flushing
shoes: (inaudible, pleading)...sorry

lol

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# ¿ Nov 2, 2011 18:07

*adams comes on cam with belt
adams: get over here (motioning)

pre order mortal kombat at gamestop and get the exclusive judge william adams costume pack. gamestop. power to the players.

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# ¿ Nov 2, 2011 18:10

*starts coming overhand like a tennis serve with the belt, loving crazy, shoes is screaming at this point, it is loving horrible*
*adams backs off a second, lets her sob*
*but just for a second, fully winds up sidearm and thrashes her thigh, shoes sobbing, and again*
*mandhandles her to turn her over*
adams: genesis does what nintendont

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# ¿ Nov 2, 2011 18:12

There were originally like 30 minutes of the empty room before anything started, but that footage is long gone.

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# ¿ Nov 2, 2011 18:16

its cool that she fits in so eprfectly in gbs despite having a brain thing

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# ¿ Nov 2, 2011 18:20

I'm flipping through the cable news networks to see if it's on broadcast yet, but i'm mainly seeing Lindsay Lohan, Michael Jackson, and Herman Cain coverage.

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# ¿ Nov 2, 2011 18:22

i skipped to hte last page of the gbs thread and they seem to be debating whether or not he had a boner when he did the beating

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# ¿ Nov 2, 2011 18:24

Has someone made a Leonard J. Crabs reference yet. I know the situation is pretty serious, but I would die if someone brought him up in an actual court.

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# ¿ Nov 2, 2011 18:29

judge adam?> id like to introduce you to goon justice

Meanwhile, Domino's Pizza in Rockport said it had received more than 20 online orders and nine phone orders for pizza to be delivered to the judge's home address.

"We actually made and delivered two pizzas before we caught on last night," said store manager Sean Hunt. "No one was answering the door or the phone calls at that address... I've worked here for a little over a year, and I've never seen anything like this happen."

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# ¿ Nov 2, 2011 18:32

james earl pwns posted:

lol

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# ¿ Nov 2, 2011 18:37

corsair do you have a fine real italian leather belt exclusively to beat your daughter with and does it have a glass case

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# ¿ Nov 2, 2011 18:42

Loinys Butt Problem posted:

was just about to post this lmao

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# ¿ Nov 2, 2011 18:44

askjdbaksjdna look at who she has handling media stuff for her ahahahaha http://twitter.com/Dracokon

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# ¿ Nov 2, 2011 18:46

A Perfect Urkel posted:

When asked if he thought the conduct in the video was excessive, Judge Adams said, "It's not as bad as it looks on tape lol."

he apologised.let bygones be bygones.

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# ¿ Nov 2, 2011 18:53

Autism Monday posted:

holy poo poo.. new light on this issue

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# ¿ Nov 2, 2011 18:59

Hallie Adams writes: "I am praying for my daughters and me and my family to heal in all ways from emotional and physical abuse, for the current and continuing abuse of my children and me that has been ongoing to end - starting now - for my daughters to both finally be able to go to counseling both individually and as a family group with their Dad's approval, encouragement, involvement and support, for him to finally make amends to all of us, talk openly with us, and take the first steps to letting our broken family heal."

im seein double here *rubs eyes* two retards

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# ¿ Nov 2, 2011 19:03

My name is Andre Kon, I'm a 20-something citizen of the United States, and I'm a bisexual zoophile (herpetophile specifically). If that's shocking to you then I'm astounded you made it this far into the website because you had to click at least two links to get here on pages containing all sorts of adult content or references to such. If you're going to be up in arms about morality and the safety of animals fret not, I do not practice my interests and desires, and no reptiles were harmed in the making of this webmaster or his website. Promise. My love for reptiles expanded far past a shallow carnal interest and entered into a lifestyle that led me to learn and absorb information on them constantly. I understand the risks and dangers of inappropriate play with the animals and I'm quite content with respecting them from afar or in my arms... if they're of manageable size of course.

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# ¿ Nov 2, 2011 19:07

Wayne Gretzky posted:

Know this you crippled babe. I may only be a dragon in my soul, but were this earth just, I would breathe so much fire on your dads body, and handle your p.r., too, and suck a snakes dick, as well, also.

lmao

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# ¿ Nov 2, 2011 19:10

imagine how loving weird it must be for the journalists trying to scrape together a little piece on the judge beating up his daughter and just seeking basic confirmation of the facts and somehow they find themselves on the phone with some self important retard telling them he wants to shove a python up his rear end

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# ¿ Nov 2, 2011 19:13

Retarded lady, I'm honoured you chose me to represent you.

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# ¿ Nov 2, 2011 19:14

Maldoror posted:

Pole_Smoking_Dragon

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# ¿ Nov 2, 2011 19:18

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...4#post397193663
http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...4#post397194007

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# ¿ Nov 2, 2011 19:21

dragons are real.

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# ¿ Nov 2, 2011 19:27

Autism Monday posted:

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Sonic Generations bums a midnight release off Uncharted, and it's on Halloween, and I own a Robotnik costume. The stars have aligned. #fb

lol

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# ¿ Nov 2, 2011 19:27

sonic the hedgehog? at midnight? and i can dress up like a fat hairy man? MY WALLET! *stares at leather wallet, begins shaking and sobbing, but its a different shaking tot he usual kind*

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# ¿ Nov 2, 2011 19:28

Autism Monday posted:

shoeofallcosmos Hillary

Buy a wooden ear pick instead of Q-tips and buy a pack of flushable wet wipes instead of wasting all that toilet paper. You're welcome! #fb

lifehacks: save money on legal representation by keeping an iguana

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# ¿ Nov 2, 2011 19:33

Autism Monday posted:

ahahaha so shes a hosed up furry who cant get a job and has mental problems and got her dad to buy her a mercedes http://twitpic.com/cf4la probably through blackmail and when he didnt get her something else she put up an old rear end video of him beating her retarded useless rear end and then she got a fuckin dragon penis drawer as her media representative

the forums own

lol

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# ¿ Nov 2, 2011 19:41

the past month or so has just been so relentlessly cool in terms of internet people doing idiot poo poo

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# ¿ Nov 2, 2011 19:43

Autism Monday posted:

Gandalph: run. you fools

What a babe...

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# ¿ Nov 2, 2011 19:47

Sonic got through Death Leg Zone Act 2

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# ¿ Nov 2, 2011 19:50

lol check out this cool post she made:

Has anyone had the thought that black people in the states are descended from slaves, who were pretty much forbidden education, and were bred for physical ability? This explains perfectly their horrible record in schools and their "pack mentality", and why they're so good at sports.

Remember how they were shooting and raping each other during the Katrina disaster?

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# ¿ Nov 2, 2011 20:36

Autism Monday posted:

hahahhahaha no way

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...ostid=369457113

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# ¿ Nov 2, 2011 20:43

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she has been described by gbs as "the sweetest girl on the planet"

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