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This is actually more romantic than the truth, thanks JD




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A Perfect Urkel posted:



Never gonna happen




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how do you flirt on aim anyway




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Jack Daniels posted:

Np. We needed an inspirational story of Love

There's a funny story about the first time we made love but I've probably told it before and you guys will just get mad because it doesn't necessarily involve me being fat but you could turn it into that if you wanted.




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Jack Daniels posted:

Ozma, tell us about the first time Loinworm & yourself Made Love

I accidentally pushed his laptop off his bed when I pushed off his giant triple down comforter duvet thing (what kind of idiot leaves laptop on bed underneat giant duvet) and broke the keyboard

To his credit he didn't stop doing me just so he could assess the damage, he even cuddled afterward before finally saying "I'm pretty sure you ruined my computer"




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CleopatraBarksdale posted:



Listen. I wish I could say that our love was like a storybook love, but the truth about love is that it is messy and it is strange and it is wierd a bit like I am, and sometimes it feels like a tubesock stuffed with candy corn




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Lets Get Twisted posted:

good picture rory

Twisty, I don't know if you realize this, but he's trolling me. He's had it in for me for years because I don't buy his shtick and this is how he repays me.




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Lets Get Twisted posted:

hahah it was literally you owe me a new keyboard when u first hosed

He didn't pay for the computer so I said I didn't owe him anything.


I'm not on birth control and we're never getting married, sorry JD

And you forgot about the part where he used to gently caress one of Moonshine's wives




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CleopatraBarksdale posted:

Ozmas Face

I think sometimes when you see someone in a position of power, your anger towards them becomes this cyclonic wind of rage, rather like a tornado, and it begins to consume you almost as though you are on fire.l




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Jack Daniels posted:



Well I mean I don't think he's still married to the insane chick with the stupid shamrock tattoos, and she was his 2nd wife

ie malevolent




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Thanks for making something as sacred as our lovemaking seem silly and, worse yet, possibly disgusting.




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CleopatraBarksdale posted:

that cool. good job. im exercise (ozma HATES me) lol

Next time you post, keep this in mind

Only registered members can see post attachments!




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Lets Get Twisted posted:

REWARD DO REWARD

I should be given the option to spank a user, like poking on facebook

You have been spanked by [ ]




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Please.... like me...




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Just sent Loinworm this thread. He read it, and he's pissed. Said he trusted JD, that he expected him to be a nice guy. He says he's too angry to post right now but will do so very, very soon.




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I think the real lesson here is never, ever think that someone from FYAD can be your friend. Never confide in them.




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Hi. Just an idea, just a little suggestion? back the gently caress off




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Well Sinead O'Rebellion. Shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behavior!




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We've been in a good mood all day because Saturday is our designated sex night. He took me out to lunch at a Japanese restaurant we both like, and we talked about feminism- which was exciting to me, as it's a subject I'm passionate about- and then we picked out some purple sweet potatoes together so he can make his purple pie. We both had a long afternoon nap and now he's making chicken stock.




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Hello Titty posted:

like third wave or what. are you excited about the new sheila jeffreys book? post your tits

Yah and meh. I liked one of her old books but




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Boofy posted:

Transcript of Ozma-Loinworm call released:


We actually never really talk on the phone, he doesn't answer his cell because he rarely has it around nor does he even look at texts so I just e-mail


He uses google voice to transcribe messages and it hates me so when I call I think all that's transcribed is "Hi, it's Rachael" before it all goes to hell




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