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http://www.mermaidshelly.com She is a hot babe that loves fish and foresees magical futures for all of you in her crystal ball.
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# ? Nov 15, 2011 06:09 |
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That sure is something. EDIT: Mermaid Shelly owns.
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# ? Nov 15, 2011 06:11 |
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underwater blowjobs
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# ? Nov 15, 2011 06:11 |
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Sponrad posted:http://www.mermaidshelly.com She looks a little short to be a storm trooper to me!
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# ? Nov 15, 2011 06:11 |
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Being passionate about ocean conservation is cool as heck.
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# ? Nov 15, 2011 06:12 |
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Does she work for scale? I don't know.
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# ? Nov 15, 2011 06:16 |
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What if I want an upper body fish suit and not a lower body one. Can you do that for me?
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# ? Nov 15, 2011 06:20 |
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Sponrad posted:http://www.mermaidshelly.com she sounds pretty bad rear end.
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# ? Nov 15, 2011 06:24 |
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What a wonderful Facebook album full of mermaids. http://www.facebook.com/mermaidshelly
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# ? Nov 15, 2011 06:30 |
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MODERATOR CHALLENGE: For posting a low effort, low content thread in GBS that's probably just you soliciting some poorly coded website for some boring poo poo that I'm not going to be bothered to click on principle - you now must bear the full brunt of my hate and boredom. You have 24 hours to take a photo of yourself dressed up as a Sexy Mermaid, complete with lack of legs in lieu of a fishtail, Seashell/Starfish/Octopus bra, beautiful hair and a *gigantic* blunt while holding up a sign that says "Sponrad Is Better Down Where It's Wetter" or I'm going to ban you, then find out your personal address and mail you a bunch of dead cats in a big box that says FRAGILE and DOES NOT CONTAIN DEAD CATS. Don't edit the OP, and be sure to complete the challenge before another goon completes it for you! ADDITIONAL MODERATOR CHALLENGE: Anyone that I see with a My Little Pony avatar that posts beyond this reply will also be subject to this challenge, because seriously, gently caress that terrible Brony poo poo. If you mention or quote this additional moderator challenge in this thread, I will ban you automatically. If I find that your avatar was changed after the challenge (as in someone bought it for you post-challenge and reply), I'll probably reversal of fortune ban that person. Help make us part of your world, Sponrad!
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# ? Nov 15, 2011 06:33 |
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There's a Katana Mermaid on that site, make him hold a katana too.
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# ? Nov 15, 2011 06:34 |
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Holy poo poo, that was fast. Oh Abe...
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# ? Nov 15, 2011 06:36 |
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This is fantastic, best of luck to you Sponrad.
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# ? Nov 15, 2011 06:37 |
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I have a big gay boner for abe's mod challenges
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# ? Nov 15, 2011 06:39 |
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I'm bored. Can I make up some sort of katana-wielding blunt smoking mermaid erotic literature and post it here?
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# ? Nov 15, 2011 06:41 |
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something posted:I'm bored. Can I make up some sort of katana-wielding blunt smoking mermaid erotic literature and post it here? Is there any other kind?
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# ? Nov 15, 2011 06:42 |
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something posted:I'm bored. Can I make up some sort of katana-wielding blunt smoking mermaid erotic literature and post it here? Nope!
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# ? Nov 15, 2011 06:42 |
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Gonna donate the contents of my Blunt Materials Piggy Bank to the Surfrider Foundation. Abenote threads make me a better person.
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# ? Nov 15, 2011 06:44 |
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Abeya Minora posted:Nope! Well, there goes my idea to make this thread less lovely.
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# ? Nov 15, 2011 06:45 |
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2004 regdate though? Hacked account?
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# ? Nov 15, 2011 06:46 |
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Imperialist Dog posted:2004 regdate though? Hacked account? Maybe he just wanted an excuse to dress up as a stoner mermaid?
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# ? Nov 15, 2011 06:47 |
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It's impossible to turn into a mermaid. Believe me, no matter what parts of your body you chop off and no matter how many tuna you buy and no matter how many gypsy curses you earn the ire of, you'll just be saddled with lovely facial hair, a wheelchair, and a shitload of rotting fish. Sponrad is hosed IRT this challenge.
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# ? Nov 15, 2011 07:04 |
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Brightmotor posted:It's impossible to turn into a mermaid. Believe me, no matter what parts of your body you chop off and no matter how many tuna you buy and no matter how many gypsy curses you earn the ire of, you'll just be saddled with lovely facial hair, a wheelchair, and a shitload of rotting fish. imo whole challenge is hosed.
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# ? Nov 15, 2011 07:12 |
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poo poo is ace posted:imo whole challenge is hosed. We all do our part.
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# ? Nov 15, 2011 07:16 |
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Is getting a mod challenge before your thread reaches 10 posts a new record? Because I have to say I'm a little impressed. Anyway the bright news for the OP is it turns out he is one of the few people on earth who know where to let his vision become a reality with a custom made neoprene tail I guess. e: holy poo poo these cost a thousand loving dollars.
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# ? Nov 15, 2011 07:17 |
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poo poo is ace posted:imo whole challenge is hosed. I strongly disagree.
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# ? Nov 15, 2011 07:19 |
poo poo is ace posted:imo whole challenge is hosed. Looks like you'll be giving it a shot though, so good luck!
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# ? Nov 15, 2011 07:20 |
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poo poo is ace posted:imo whole challenge is hosed. poo poo just got real
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# ? Nov 15, 2011 07:21 |
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poo poo is ace posted:imo whole challenge is hosed. With this post, this thread becomes entertaining.
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# ? Nov 15, 2011 07:22 |
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She's a goony mermaid that actually goes outside
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# ? Nov 15, 2011 07:22 |
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I will supersede Abe's challenge with a challenge that any GBS poster may present themselves as a super-sexy mermaid with shell-bra, fishtail, "Sponrad Is Better Down Where It's Wetter" sign etc. etc. and I will not only ban the OP if it is posted before 24 hours, but there is a sexy prize to be won. However, if I feel you are not acting in the spirit of the thing I'll ban you instead. How sexy? Pretty sexy.
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# ? Nov 15, 2011 07:26 |
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angerbeet posted:I will supersede Abe's challenge with a challenge that any GBS poster may present themselves as a super-sexy mermaid with shell-bra, fishtail, "Sponrad Is Better Down Where It's Wetter" sign etc. etc. and I will not only ban the OP if it is posted before 24 hours, but there is a sexy prize to be won. Is it a thousand dollar neoprene mermaid tail?
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# ? Nov 15, 2011 07:28 |
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angerbeet posted:How sexy? Pretty sexy. Can you please define "Pretty sexy" on Mohs scale of mineral hardness so that we can make things more scientific and measurable?
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# ? Nov 15, 2011 07:31 |
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angerbeet does the fishtail have to be a legit bodily attachment or can we use smoke and mirrors? Can the shell-bra be made of recycled paper to avoid conflicts with anti-animal product lifestyles?
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# ? Nov 15, 2011 07:32 |
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This dude got hacked for sure. Also, I am in favour of conserving the ocean. How's that for negating goon stereotypes?
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# ? Nov 15, 2011 07:34 |
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EllisD posted:angerbeet does the fishtail have to be a legit bodily attachment or can we use smoke and mirrors? Can the shell-bra be made of recycled paper to avoid conflicts with anti-animal product lifestyles?
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# ? Nov 15, 2011 07:36 |
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angerbeet and Abe, can I just post in here to say that you have turned this thread into a thing of beauty? I hope so because I am.
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# ? Nov 15, 2011 07:36 |
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I wanna see a sexy mermaid so get out that camera you watery tart
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# ? Nov 15, 2011 07:36 |
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Could a substitution be made of a bong, vape or one hitter?
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# ? Nov 15, 2011 07:54 |
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Nothin says Ballin' Sexy Mermaid like a fat blunt dude.
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