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MODERATOR CHALLENGE: For posting a low effort, low content thread in GBS that's probably just you soliciting some poorly coded website for some boring poo poo that I'm not going to be bothered to click on principle - you now must bear the full brunt of my hate and boredom. You have 24 hours to take a photo of yourself dressed up as a Sexy Mermaid, complete with lack of legs in lieu of a fishtail, Seashell/Starfish/Octopus bra, beautiful hair and a *gigantic* blunt while holding up a sign that says "Sponrad Is Better Down Where It's Wetter" or I'm going to ban you, then find out your personal address and mail you a bunch of dead cats in a big box that says FRAGILE and DOES NOT CONTAIN DEAD CATS. Don't edit the OP, and be sure to complete the challenge before another goon completes it for you! ADDITIONAL MODERATOR CHALLENGE: Anyone that I see with a My Little Pony avatar that posts beyond this reply will also be subject to this challenge, because seriously, gently caress that terrible Brony poo poo. If you mention or quote this additional moderator challenge in this thread, I will ban you automatically. If I find that your avatar was changed after the challenge (as in someone bought it for you post-challenge and reply), I'll probably reversal of fortune ban that person. Help make us part of your world, Sponrad!
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something posted:I'm bored. Can I make up some sort of katana-wielding blunt smoking mermaid erotic literature and post it here? Nope!
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Nov 15, 2011 06:42
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poo poo is ace posted:imo whole challenge is hosed. I strongly disagree. 
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Nov 15, 2011 07:19
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That's some beautiful loving hair and a sweet cat, but that's hardly a Gigantic Blunt, so it's hard to tell if you're taking this mermaid stuff seriously. I'll have to ponder this for a bit.
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Nov 15, 2011 17:05
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As long as it looks like a convincing Mermaid (which naturally would include a gigantic blunt) then yes, it's totally fine.
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Nov 15, 2011 21:28
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I can't begin to describe how happy all of these entries make me.
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Nov 16, 2011 02:28
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Mermaid Shelly posted:Well I have to say this was quite a surprise to find this thread! Thank you for the fun reading, the hilarious photos and general "mer"madness! I love it Did you seriously just make an account to solicit on the forums?
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Nov 17, 2011 02:34
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 THIS WILL NOT STAND. Shelly, I'm going out to get drunk tonight with some nerd friends. If I don't see a picture of you in a Mermaid costume Smoking A Gigantic Blunt, that's equal or greater to the quality of Mermaids Smoking Gigantic Blunts in this thread by the time I wake up tomorrow morning, I will ban you and instruct all of Something Awful to give you very poor reviews on the entirety of the Internet. And if you think I'm jaded, mean and unfair, well, let me tell you - these guys are a lot worse. They even use cusses. The judges of your entry will be the aforementioned Mermaids Smoking Gigantic Blunts. Only then, can you be part of our world.
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Nov 17, 2011 02:38
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spacejew posted:What about all that cocaine and weed that is thrown overboard from drug running boats? I mean it makes sense that merpeople would smoke blunts when you look at it like that. 
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Haha, I did not expect such enthusiasm. Great work Shelly, and everyone really. I'll keep this thread open to allow Angerbot to declare the sexiest Mermaid, then I guess goldmine it or whatever it is that's supposed to happen to threads like this.
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