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Sometimes guards say something like "What have you been eating? Your breath smells foul" after the Namira questline to get the ring that lets you eat corpses, you filthy cannibal.
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"So you can cast a few spells, am I supposed to be impressed?"  Yeah, I don't have a single magic skill above 20 (besides Restoration). Stop rubbing it in.
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| # ? Nov 23, 2011 20:18 |
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If you hold the cursor over a locked door so it says "pick lock" for too long while a guard is nearby they'll say "Don't even think about it."
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| # ? Nov 23, 2011 20:23 |
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Zorak posted:There's that one Argonian housing thing on the Docks of Windhelm or whatever. I went there just before they were locking up for the night to see what was up. There's this one Argonian there who is apparently really happy. Well, apparently immediately after the conversation they decided it was sleepy time, so this exchange happened.. I've had similar ones before. When the NPC sees you, they go and say something along the lines of GET OUT OF HERE LIZARD SCUM. Then you talk to them "Oh hello, my dear friend!" I also love having guards idly say "I wonder what the dragonborn does when he's summoned by the Greybeards." Well Mr. Guard, the dragonborn goes and fucks around tamriel for about 150 hours before going to talk to them.
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| # ? Nov 23, 2011 21:14 |
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YOU MUST LEAVE IMMEDIATELY 
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"It's locked for a reason!" I cast a spell in Whiterun and a little kid came up and was like "WOW! Magic! Can you make me invisible?" Sure kid, poof, you're invisible. "Really?" Yep. "I'm gonna go have fun!" Shine on you, strange, strange little boy.
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| # ? Nov 23, 2011 21:16 |
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"Some may call it junk. Me, I call them treasures." *sells bread*
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| # ? Nov 23, 2011 21:28 |
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One of the kids said "I didn't think you had it in you " when I murdered some guy infront of them
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| # ? Nov 23, 2011 21:29 |
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WE ARE BUT MAGGGGOOOOOTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSS e: also that woman who pronounces sword as 'swored' in riverwood really pisses me off for some reason :I
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| # ? Nov 23, 2011 21:33 |
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AXE COP posted:WE ARE BUT MAGGGGOOOOOTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSS Who says this? I don't think I've heard it yet.
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| # ? Nov 23, 2011 22:06 |
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Isn't it that preacher dude in Whiterun? Dude gets pretty heated
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| # ? Nov 23, 2011 22:08 |
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"You've been a good friend to me. That means something." Spoken to me by the racist guy in Windhelm after I beat the piss out of him in a fist fight.
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| # ? Nov 23, 2011 22:09 |
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"How about using calipers?" "Calipers? That's utterly ridiculous. Maybe long ago, you could just find calipers in every household across Tamriel, but not anymore."
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| # ? Nov 23, 2011 22:15 |
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Cicero: OOO Cicero has heard about the butcher! Interesting knife work...it's like STAB!STAB!STAB!STAB!STAB!STAB! and then STAB!STAB!STAB!STAB!STAB!STAB!STAB!
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| # ? Nov 23, 2011 22:28 |
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"I'm going to mount your head on my wall!" Alvor, after my friend tried to set fire to his daughter. 
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| # ? Nov 23, 2011 22:33 |
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leidend posted:"How about using calipers?" My favourite is the bandit quote you hear whilst sneaking. I've probably mangled it. "My dad always told me to stop being dumb and join the college. How am I meant to know which college he was talking about?!" There's also a fairly amusing conversation between the necromancers at the end of Hob's Fall cave, with one guy being incredibly enthusiastic and everyone else humoring him, but I can't remember any of the details of that.
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| # ? Nov 23, 2011 22:39 |
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"Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll." - said by random guards. Floors me everytime I hear it.
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| # ? Nov 23, 2011 23:32 |
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While standing in their underwear, because I've stolen their clothes: "I've got my eye on you, sneakthief"
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| # ? Nov 23, 2011 23:43 |
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I can't quite remember where I saw it, but I'm fairly sure it was when I was approaching Rorikstead from the east. An old couple walk by in ragged clothing, you can't talk to them, but their conversation goes something like: We walked all that way to see a wedding and didn't even make it on time, now my shoes are ruined! Your shoes?! We've had our gold stolen by bandits, my clothes torn to shreds by a giant cat, our bodyguard eaten by a dragon, and you're worried about your shoes?! I swear, when we get back to Cyrodiil I'm hiring a battalion of battlemages to come back here and set fire to the entire province!The way he says "our bodyguard eaten by a dragon" made me crack up like nothing else has so far in this game.
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| # ? Nov 23, 2011 23:45 |
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M'iaq: M'iaq doesn't see what the big deal about shouting is. M'iaq can shout whenever he wants.
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| # ? Nov 23, 2011 23:53 |
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Digital Scumbag posted:M'iaq: M'iaq doesn't see what the big deal about shouting is. M'iaq can shout whenever he wants.
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| # ? Nov 24, 2011 00:10 |
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Yeah, I remember his quotes about Levitation in Oblivion. And I think multiplayer in Morrowind. He also has something to say about spears, crossbows, and mysticism.. all of which were dropped.
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| # ? Nov 24, 2011 00:11 |
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alr posted:I can't quite remember where I saw it, but I'm fairly sure it was when I was approaching Rorikstead from the east. An old couple walk by in ragged clothing, you can't talk to them, but their conversation goes something like: Pretty sure I saw those folks on the way to the wedding, with their bodyguard. They were quite rude, iirc.
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| # ? Nov 24, 2011 00:14 |
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AN ANGRY MOTHER posted:Pretty sure I saw those folks on the way to the wedding, with their bodyguard. They were quite rude, iirc. Funnily enough, when I saw that party and they were terribly rude to me, so I stole all of their clothes and valuables. Maybe they then wandered into alr's game? Nemo2342 fucked around with this message at Nov 24, 2011 around 00:27 |
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"M'aiq saw a mudcrab the other day. Horrible creatures."
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| # ? Nov 24, 2011 00:25 |
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Nemo2342 posted:Funnily enough, when I saw that party they were terribly rude to me, so I stole all of their clothes and valuables. Maybe they then wandered into alr's game? That's some Animal Crossing/Spore poo poo right there.
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| # ? Nov 24, 2011 00:28 |
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IAmTheRad posted:"M'aiq saw a mudcrab the other day. Horrible creatures." Then subsequently gets taken out by a dragon.
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| # ? Nov 24, 2011 00:29 |
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M'aiq rules as always "What does this mean, to combine magic? Magic plus magic is still magic."
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| # ? Nov 24, 2011 00:34 |
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Mage impaled on my sword: "I'm going to enjoy this!"
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| # ? Nov 24, 2011 00:34 |
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One time a guard asked me to enchant his weapon for him, but the game wouldn't let me.  I dunno, sometimes they get annoying but for whatever intangible reason the guards this time round seem more human than the Oblivion ones so quotes like the "took an arrow in the knee" one kinda work. Still sick of BE CAREFUL WITH THOSE FLAMES, though. Also "I am SWORN to carry your burdens..." Jesus Lydia could you be more grouchy about it, I was just trying to give you a new weapon <  >
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| # ? Nov 24, 2011 00:35 |
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AN ANGRY MOTHER posted:Pretty sure I saw those folks on the way to the wedding, with their bodyguard. They were quite rude, iirc. They were super rude and it took all my power of composure not to end their journey early. I'm glad they got what was coming to them.
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| # ? Nov 24, 2011 00:36 |
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J Bjelke-Postersen posted:Mage impaled on my sword: "I'm going to enjoy this!" I've had bandits say this right after I decapitate them.
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| # ? Nov 24, 2011 00:40 |
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Kneejerk posted:"So you can cast a few spells, am I supposed to be impressed?" "Restoration is a perfectly viable school of magic!!!"
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| # ? Nov 24, 2011 00:41 |
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I personally really enjoy Tolfdir's (the Alteration teacher at the College, old guy) battle cry. "Never should have come here." He sounds exactly as casual as he does when chatting about Wards or something. 
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| # ? Nov 24, 2011 00:47 |
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One of the guard observations about your skills is something like, "You're a conjurer right? Why don't you conjure me up a chair!  " I swear to god, it's like being a cashier in real life. Everyone uses the exact same joke and thinks they are witty as hell.
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| # ? Nov 24, 2011 01:01 |
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Found an interesting Dark Brotherhood related line from the guards: "You know, I could have gone into the Sanctuary and killed the Dark Brotherhood... but I was ill that day". Sure. Sure, Falkreath Guard #3.
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| # ? Nov 24, 2011 01:04 |
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"That all you've got?!" Said as he's getting impaled on my greatsword. Pretty goddamn  .
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| # ? Nov 24, 2011 01:07 |
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THE BAR posted:Go get 'em, champ. I was perfectly happy with my PS3 Skyrim. Now I see things like this all the time. I really need a new PC 
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| # ? Nov 24, 2011 01:10 |
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There are some pretty good reactions to you running around naked (a mask I have that gives a good bartering bonus is incompatible with my robes it seems). The crazy lady in Windhelm tells you to put something on before they drag you away.
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| # ? Nov 24, 2011 01:24 |
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"Hey look, a cave, I wonder what's inside?" -Lydia Right after I cleared out a cave full of trolls, with her right in the thick of it with me.
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"My cousin's out fighting dragons and what do I get? Guard duty." Apparently all the cousins are fighting dragons while everyone is on guard duty.
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