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He has failed us. DECIDE HIS FATE: This poll is closed. |
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| Probation for a month! |
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| Let the whiny toilet-stander go free IF he stands in a toilet again! |
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ABENOTE: This funky buttlover solicited in GBS without Moderator Approval. Because of this, he is now subjected to a MODERATOR CHALLENGE. Read below! The Goons have successfully and also crashed and burned terribly in the realm of online politics. Probably the best one that I can remember was when the Goon hive-mind decided that UC Santa Cruz (mascot the Banana Slugs) should win the Victoria Secret Pink competition. Before the Goons stepped in UCSC was around the 200th place and needed around 100,000 votes to get to the top. We loving did it. But we overstepped our boundaries and got around a million votes or so and then Victoria Secret reset the votes and put at us -4 million votes.  But before that moment of complete failure, there was time of success and tears of joy. Here are some glorious quotes from the old thread: quote:
 This is the new Joan of Arc. She is crusading across France and is crushing the competition because she wants to and because you want her to. Right now in France, Red Bull is having a student photography competition. Each school makes a submission and based on facebook likes, it gets a rank. Now, the competition is based around skiing and snowboarding. Naturally a lot of the big universities in the Alps are taking this competition very serious and are putting a lot of resources and time into it. Now our new Joan of Arc does not hail from the mountains. She comes from the city of Marseille. Famous for its fish soup and outrageous soccer fans. Just take a look at our beautiful mountains:  Or our famous ski resorts:  As you can see, we have nothing to do with the mountains. My university is on the Mediterranean coast, we have palm trees on our campus and we don't give a gently caress.  Having a school that doesn't have any mountains near by to win out and beat everyone would be great. It would be good for our school and all the mountain schools would be in shock. Goal here is to upset all of the preppy and bourgeois mountain students. So help our heroine crush the competition by going here: http://ifyousolicitforvotesbefore-isayitsokiwillban.you and giving it a facebook like. It's no bullshit applications or anything like that. You are simply just voting. You can immediately remove the "XYZ has liked a website" off your FB feed and it won't spoil the voting and your friends won't be wondering why you voted for a French competition. The voting situation is quite nice and we can really propel forward to crush the opposition. It took about 2 weeks for my school to get ~200 votes. I got us another 385 votes yesterday by getting some help from my personal friends as well as some small websites. Montpellier responded by getting a poo poo load of votes yesterday (over 300). We are not that far behind. At ~500 votes right now we are only 100-200 votes behind the leader and after that it is all going to be glorious times for us! So I ask the Goons, our past victories brought us joy, let us net another one!
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| # ? Nov 26, 2011 11:03 |
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| # ? Nov 26, 2011 11:05 |
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| # ? Nov 26, 2011 11:07 |
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I am surprised. Goons generally love crushing these online votes to help fellow Goons. There must be a few out there willing. 
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| # ? Nov 26, 2011 11:09 |
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No Wood please START THE GAME ALREADY
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| # ? Nov 26, 2011 11:09 |
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Enigma89 posted:Right now in France, Red Bull is having a student photography competition. Each school makes a submission and based on facebook likes, it gets a rank. Now, the competition is based around skiing and snowboarding. Naturally a lot of the big universities in the Alps are taking this competition very serious and are putting a lot of resources and time into it. Oh well this makes me feel great about having GBS ruin their chances on a whim
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| # ? Nov 26, 2011 11:10 |
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Slave posted:Oh well this makes me feel great about having GBS ruin their chances on a whim It goes right along with all our other past voting history, that's why it should happen!  I think it would be pretty funny. I am American and I am at this university, but all the French here would be really shocked if we ended up winning this.Also for the thread-shitters. I did PM two moderators before I made this thread to ask if this was kosher or not.
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| # ? Nov 26, 2011 11:11 |
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No.
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| # ? Nov 26, 2011 11:12 |
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Enigma89 posted:It goes right along with all our other past votes, that's why it should happen! But its not funny... Fred Durst Academy for the Arts - Funny. Some wannabe ski bunny - Not funny. Also, I PM'd about 17 moderators and they all agreed.
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| # ? Nov 26, 2011 11:13 |
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Red Bull? Get back to me when McLaren is running ahead
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Clamps McGraw posted:No
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Nuh-uh Edit: Enigma89 posted:hive-mind gently caress-you
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Lego Stormtrooper posted:But its not funny... It has to be within reason or it will get DQ'ed. That's what happened with the Victoria Secret campaign  This one is within reason to win but also a jab to all the mountain schools because we aren't even near the snow. It probably won't even snow here this December. 
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| # ? Nov 26, 2011 11:15 |
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Yeah, Goon shoe is funny and benefits all goonkind. What do we get out of voting for your friend?
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| # ? Nov 26, 2011 11:17 |
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But it's not funny. Just slightly obnoxious.
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| # ? Nov 26, 2011 11:17 |
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I don't wanna poo poo too hard because you at least put some effort into your OP, but yeah, there's zero entertainment value in this for GBS, so why do you expect everyone to win this contest for you?
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| # ? Nov 26, 2011 11:17 |
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Enigma89 posted:It has to be within reason or it will get DQ'ed. That's what happened with the Victoria Secret campaign Seriously, gently caress those preppy mountain school kids. If only you could get up their, you'd show them who is boss and save the rec center and win the girl. Just think, this will help you train for the adversity that you'll have to overcome in the third act as you win the Mt. Croissant Downhill Championship.
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| # ? Nov 26, 2011 11:18 |
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Haraksha posted:Yeah, Goon shoe is funny and benefits all goonkind. Honestly I haven't met her. I just love these online votes and wining them. I do know her friends though so I can maybe ask if I could get a specialized SA thank you note. 
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| # ? Nov 26, 2011 11:19 |
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Haraksha posted:Yeah, Goon shoe is funny and benefits all goonkind. Exactly, where is the payout for us goons?
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| # ? Nov 26, 2011 11:19 |
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I voted for the snowboarding businesswoman. http://artofflight-contest.fr/1460
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Enigma89 posted:Honestly I haven't met her. I just love these online votes and wining them. If you don't know her, why her? If you just want to influence the votes, I say we vote for this guy.  Godspeed Ski-bum, ride that shopping cart to victory!!
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Lonely Wizard posted:I voted for the snowboarding businesswoman. That school is the super preppy school.
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Enigma89, for crimes against the forums, stemming from your inability to read the rules thread in regards to "Soliciting For Votes On The Forums", you are now subjected to a Moderator Challenge. You have 48 hours from this post to complete the following challenge: 1Eye Of The Beholder: For this challenge, you will need to recreate the following photo that you might find familiar: While I'm not counting on you to flood a downtown area while wearing a bikini & an animal (dead?) on your head while carrying what appears to be a snowboard, I am expecting you to come to some close approximation to this. There MUST be effort in this recreation, there must be some exposed legs, and you need to look really happy in the process. You also need to be holding up a sign that says "YOUR USERNAME is a monk of the bourgeois state!" PLEASE NOTE: If any goon decides to complete this challenge before you do (with significant effort, as deemed by moi), then they may determine your fate. If multiple goons do, then I'll go by their consensus. If anyone submits a lovely entry, I'll annihilate them. If you successfully complete this challenge, then I will not ban & probate you, and I will sticky this thread and encourage all of GBS to vote for your candidate. If you fail, then I will etc etc. You know what that means. So get going, Enigma89!
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Abeya Minora posted:If you successfully complete this challenge, then I will not ban & probate you, and I will sticky this thread and encourage all of GBS to vote for your candidate. If you fail, then I will etc etc. You know what that means. This has actually turned into a massive opportunity for OP, under the circumstances. Could have turned out one hell of a lot worse. You can do it...
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Abeya Minora posted:Enigma89, for crimes against the forums, stemming from your inability... woo-hoo! This is a major opportunity OP. Put some effort in and maybe you'll be getting ski-bunny beaver before you know it!
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So OP is too Goonie to talk to the girl in the pic, so creates this thread so when she wins he can be all  and totally bang that 'hot mess'.I don't think this is going where he thought it would, but instead to a much better conclusion .
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All things considered, the OP probably lucked out here by being mod challenged. It's not that hard of a challenge, and could actually get him the results he wants.
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| # ? Nov 26, 2011 21:02 |
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Of all the goonicratic votes I can remember, the best was for I Love New York, or whoever that dumb ugly whore was.We selected The Fireman, who was a true man among men. With a blazing red beard, huge girth, and a taste for beer and cheerios, he stole our hearts and minds and our votes. However, thanks to the use to scripts and complaints to the staff, one contestant displaced our lovable Fireman, and instead, cheated his way onto the show. His name? The Entertainer.
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Aristobulus posted:All things considered, the OP probably lucked out here by being mod challenged. It's not that hard of a challenge, and could actually get him the results he wants. That's why I love the "any goon can do it and decide the fate of the OP" rule that follows these. There's no surefire win - there's always only a chance. SPIN THE WHEEL.
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Enigma89 posted:It goes right along with all our other past voting history, that's why it should happen!  On the other hand having GBS ruin their chances in the name of comedy is something I fully encourage
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I really wish I didn't have work in an hour and a half, otherwise I'd be on this like a dumbass posted:There must be a few out there willing. loving really?
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Aleksei Vasiliev posted:RAIDING PARTY! Don't like my thread? WOLOLO
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| # ? Nov 26, 2011 21:34 |
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I am Barack Obama and I approve challenge
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Mulefisk posted:Don't like my thread? My granny could goon rush better than you.
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| # ? Nov 26, 2011 21:54 |
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If another goon does the challenge, can that goon choose a different school (not the dumb one the OP wants) to win the contest?
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| # ? Nov 26, 2011 21:57 |
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Cojawfee posted:If another goon does the challenge, can that goon choose a different school (not the dumb one the OP wants) to win the contest? As long as they have an entry to this contest that they want to endorse in response, sure. But the challenge needs to be completed first - and I want effort.
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| # ? Nov 26, 2011 22:02 |
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Right on the back of a mod challenge is ANOTHER MOD CHALLENGE! Will we have a successful challenge or will the OP wimp out as per usual? Who knows? Content: If someone successfully completes this challenge, who is not the OP, is it possible to not only ban the OP but ban all further accounts the OP registers?
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Cojawfee posted:If another goon does the challenge, can that goon choose a different school (not the dumb one the OP wants) to win the contest? But the OP's school has palm trees on their campus because they don't give a gently caress
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I hope Mermaid Shelly wins this one too.
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I have a green snowboard with white bindings. I have a red shirt. I have one of those goofy hats. I have sunglasses. It has rained all day. It is night time. However, I live with my parents and no way will I be attempting to explain this one, much less recruit my mother as a camerawoman. Lol.
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