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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

ToastyPotato posted:

Edit: Oh jumping on the cutting board thing and screaming raise the roof.

To be fair, if I spent a good part of an hour occasionally getting electrocuted I'd be happy too.

For some reason, there was a puddle over an exposed electrical wire in the kitchen during the taping.

Also I kind of want to see the original American Iron Chef. The one with William Shatner. Just to see how bad it could've been.

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Johnny Longtorso posted:

Robert Irvine is going to be on next week's episode of Body of Proof (aka Dana Delany, M.E.). The thing is... he's not playing himself, he's acting. I guess pretending you're a big-time chef from England and probably faking a lot of Restaurant Impossible (which, regardless, is a show I enjoy) would give you some preparation for that.

He's already good at playing Robert Irvine, chef to the Presidents.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

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Anything that raises the profile of Zakarian which will undercut his current bankruptcy is fine with me.

raditts posted:

Well its kind of a lost cause from the beginning, because I can't think of a more boring thing to base a food show around than loving cupcakes.

I'm pretty sure there was also another reality show centered around a cupcake shop. According to IMDB it's on TLC though..

I saw an episode of that last night. Dear lord it was grating. "How do I run the cotton candy machine?" "Mommy, it's too pink" "Mommy, it's too Christmassy"

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

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FISHMANPET posted:

TLC reality shows are absolutely the worst when it comes to "characters" and the forced drama, with the exception of maybe Say Yes to the Dress.

I admittedly have a soft spot for whatever the baking competition that's hosted by the Cake Boss.

Mainly because at the end of the day, no matter how great or lovely they look, the cakes are going to be smashed, smushed, exploded, crushed...

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

I Ozma Myself posted:

Hm, maybe not the "answer" per se, but supposed to have more divergent content. I guess in some ways it does have stuff that FN doesn't have, but I wouldn't call Food Jammers a boon.

I think it was always supposed to be more of a MTV2 to FN's MTV. Stuff on the Cooking Channel is more instructional cooking as opposed to the various reality shows, eatery profiling, hyper commercialization that makes up Food Network now.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

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smackfu posted:

Both chefs on Chef Hunter always seem to be terrible.

One of them ended up on this season of Top Chef, actually. (though it appears Chef Hunter was done before it)

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

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I Ozma Myself posted:

I'm telling youse, I think Elizabeth Faulkner is going to pull off Next Iron Chef.

I liked the episode yesterday.

The secret ingredient challenge made me gag with all the plugs.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

I Ozma Myself posted:

I wonder if it's the same setup as Worst Cooks in America, where Ray/Fieri each have a "team" of cooks, with the teams competing and the losing team losing a member.

Looks like it yeah.

Oh hey, the promo has Alex G. calling Coolio "a crime against cooking".

The contestants appear to be:
Joey Fatone
Cheech Marin
Aaron Carter
Lou Diamond Phillips
Coolio
Summer Sanders
Alyssa Campanell
Taylor Dayne

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

axleblaze posted:

I think when I said D-list I was being FAR too kind.

Yeah, when Cheech and Lou Diamond Martin are probably the biggest draw...yeesh.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

TV Zombie posted:

I had a thought...what happened to "The Next Food Network Star" winners? I always thought that the time slots for their shows helped killed their shows off but I was always hoping that they gone to better things than to just having their shows run on Sundays at 11.

The first 2 flamed out pretty quickly. Then there was Guy, and then there were the people who they've stuck at 7 AM on the weekends.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Jamesman posted:

So it seems Wednesdays, Food Network is doing some sort of pilot burn-off or something. Last week was a show they didn't promote, and it was just the one episode, and now tonight was a different show, also completely out of nowhere.

This one was "Food Attacks," which is people droning on and on and on as they recount times that foods made them sick while re-enactments take place.

I caught a replay of it. It wasn't horrifically bad, but it wasn't really interesting either.

It was just...horribly mediocre.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

iastudent posted:

I know who people like Guy are and why you should hate them. What's Zakarian's deal? I'm finally watching a Chopped ep with him as judge.

Zakarian is declaring bankruptcy in order to get around paying his workers overtime.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

The_Doctor posted:

God, Robert Irvine can go die in a fire. He's such a tool. I'm glad he has no recognition over here in the UK I'm glad to say.

Is this really true, I heard he was knighted...

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Sweet Genius is an absolute trainwreck, and I love it for that.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

MAXIMUM SWEAT posted:

The Guy & Racheal show is horrible, but not because Guy & Racheal are unbearable (they are) but because the "celebrities" are so loving full of themselves that it makes the show aggrivating. That swimmer lady can not go through one interview without mentioning how she was a pro swimmer and Lou Diamond "When people mention that they enjoy my films and now ALSO love my cooking!" oh my god when was your last movie 25 years ago.

To be fair, they chose people who really needed to play themselves up for people to know who they are and Cheech Marin.

Then again, Cheech Marin's only now relevant because he's starring as a father-in-law on the next surefire CBS sitcom hit ¡Rob! starring Rob Schneider.

Is there a ¡Rob! thread in TVIV yet?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

ToastyPotato posted:

Yeah the producers on Chopped clearly try to get judges to be jerks. Aaron Sanchez seems super laid back in about every other show, but usually seems uptight as a judge on Chopped. I think that basically they are all expected to behave like Alex G and Zakarian since those are the most common judges on the show.


I'm going to laugh if it gets one and Two and a Half man still doesn't.

To be fair, Two and a Half Men didn't have guaranteed trainwreck written all over it.

Even Allen Gregory got a thread.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Rachael vs Guy ended with a Zagat critique of 2 restaurants. :allears:

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Ozmaugh posted:

...that was embarrassing to watch.

Coolio's meltdown was adorable, though. COMFY CHAIRS

It amazed me how they tried to give pithy Zagat reviews to both but pretty much said "gently caress it" when it came to the second one.

"There are people who would dream of 23 stars [on a dumbed down scale] from Zagat in NYC"

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Elliot Rosewater posted:

I didn't believe you about the ratings, so I looked it up.

I...how? Why?

It aired at 9 PM on a Sunday. There's nothing else on now after the NFL ended its regular season.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Jamesman posted:

Well, just saw Robert Irvine throw up. Because when you're watching a channel called Food Network, it needs to be as disgusting and unpleasant as possible for the viewer.

Haven't you seen When Food Attacks?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

ToastyPotato posted:

Woa woa, he's not really that way? I couldn't watch more than a couple of episodes because I was totally put off by him. Why would they make him do that? :psyduck:

Watch the first 30 seconds of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBfjxuSohek

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Timby posted:

Food Network-related ... the new issue of the magazine came in the mail today. (I know, I know ... my wife likes it, and occasionally there are some pretty great recipes in it.) There's a feature in it titled, "50 Grilled Cheeses." You know, fifty ways to prepare a grilled cheese.

It started off decently enough ... #1 - "Classic," #4 - "Spicy Nacho," #6 - "Goat Cheese-Peppadew." (I may need to make that last one tonight.) Then...


:stare:

Did Sandra Lee write any of the recipes?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Indentured Servant posted:

Ketchup hate seems to be an American thing. Maybe because your ketchup is sweet as poo poo and just gross in general. The actual combo of ketchup + meat isn't that weird, though. If mushroom ketchup is good enough for Heston Blumenthal's steak, it's good enough for you :colbert:.

One of the weird American idiosyncrasies is that we never use anything but tomato ketchup. I honestly have no idea why walnut/mushroom ketchups fell so out of favor. Might have something to do with the Great Depression.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Robviously posted:

Ketchup is very much an american thing. I still remember sharing similar what the gently caress looks the first time I ate a hot dog while visiting family in Italy. Me with my ketchup, they with their mayo. I was so young and naive back then.

And then we discovered that mixing both was where it's at and lived happily ever after. 420 Fry Sauce erryday, etc.

Actually by origins, ketchup is Chinese. It wasn't until it eventually got to Great Britain/US that they started making tomato ketchup though.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

criscodisco posted:

I guess I have some learning to do. I just assumed that ketchup was watered down pureed tomato, which somehow didn't end up tasting like tomato at all.

Tomato puree with vinegar, sugar, and some spices mixed in.

bunnyofdoom posted:

ARguably, it's Roman actually. It was originally Garrum, and things were added to it, and subtracted from it until it evolved into what we now have.

I was really going by word etymology. Ketchup is an Anglicized version of the Chinese name.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

TV Zombie posted:

I was thinking about the recent Food Network star winner Aarti something and I was wondering whether she's had a show on Food Network yet or not.

Yes, her time is Saturday at 8 am with all the other NFN stars winners not named Guy Fieri.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

jscolon2.0 posted:


Female wrestler Gail Kim, I think. Lucky bastard.

Wait really :stare:

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
I wouldn't eat eggs that Guy Fieri made :colbert:

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Melting Hershey kisses in foil and then stuffing it through a strainer.

:stare:

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
2 words

Vegemite s'mores

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Timby posted:

Dude looks and behaves like an ax murderer, though.

This is the network that has Guy Fieri, Sandra Lee, and Paula Deen.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Didn't he get married to a pro wrestler?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

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I really wish I could have seen Iron Chef USA when it was on.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

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Cavenagh posted:

I thought lamp posts were made to be frail and fall over when hit by something. So that in an accident the impact isn't so deadly.

Yeah, this is the case. They're designed to break away at the bottom like that as a safety feature.

Slamming into a rigid object has a greater chance of driver fatality.

I couldn't even get through one episode of the food truck race this season. Its just bad.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Conduit for Sale! posted:

I have a feeling alcohol is an integral part of Sandra Lee's "cooking". Well, for the people eating it anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLMNZ6xY6YY&t=83s

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

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Cream_Filling posted:

It's an integral part of watching, too.

Seriously, that endorsement deal is probably the most realistic one ever. It's hardly shilling if you actually use their product constantly.

Paula Deen :colbert:

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

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Conduit for Sale! posted:

Hilariously enough, after all this talk of Sandra Lee being a lush, I just saw a commercial for her new show on Cooking Channel: Sandra Lee's Taverns, Lounges & Clubs. :ironicat:

I'm sure it's total coincidence that the title is so similar to Diners, Drive-ins and Dives, even down to the syllable count.

Someone get her to go to that pirate bar from bar rescue please.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

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Y Kant Ozma Post posted:

It was just on the other day!

I try to forget about it too, but I can't. I think the owner of that restaurant is one of the people who says that the show didn't really do anything for them.

Flood Tide episode?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

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LionsBelow posted:

He was kind of a jerk in person, too. With Challenge, the hosts were at least HUMAN. They would come up and chat with you both on set and off. This guy only appeared for his lines and then was gone.

I ran into him after the thing was done, and he was not interested in having a conversation whatsoever. Dick. Pretty sure he might be a robot.

You were on Challenge as well?

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Is it wrong that I want Marcel to win so they can bring in Ilan.

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