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I feel stupid for even posting this, but are they actual candid twitters or are front page writers making them for comic effect? Either way they are entertaining, but if they are real that's tragic...
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| # ? Dec 6, 2011 21:54 |
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Oh they're for real, all right. Just follow docevil on Twitter.
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| # ? Dec 6, 2011 22:07 |
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quite real
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| # ? Dec 7, 2011 02:02 |
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Bog booty was the best
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| # ? Dec 7, 2011 02:19 |
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I think most of them are due to autocorrect on smartphones. At least that's what I hope.
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| # ? Dec 7, 2011 06:39 |
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A lot of these are accidentally interesting turns of phrase. Went to the egg bog to find fluffy bog booty. Big ups to all my hatters.
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| # ? Dec 7, 2011 18:01 |
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thesteelhellion posted:I think most of them are due to autocorrect on smartphones. At least that's what I hope. Allow me to crush your hopes: swaree, bt, wonna, Docter loyer sience, sientist, phisics inglish grolled, sandwhich Thanksgivinf Botato thrid, bannana, pudan, pitato Grandmaa, Makingg, Corm, Withh, Thaaa turley trucky ALLMOST, TRUCKY, GROUNDD, GODD COPUTER, motherfuckars cyper Shobbing etin, shramp qords 17, some with multiple instances Compared to 12 that (charitably) could have been autocorrect errors. (including "korn bread")
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| # ? Dec 7, 2011 22:18 |
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Mr. Grandma
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| # ? Dec 7, 2011 23:14 |
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My favorite front page articles. Just thanking you. gently caress the hatters
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| # ? Dec 8, 2011 04:25 |
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KnifeWrench posted:Allow me to crush your hopes: Oh God, it's worse than I could have imagined. WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE TO BE DUMB
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| # ? Dec 8, 2011 04:44 |
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Was laughing about the chessburger today and then I got to the third page. Pretty sure I was actually making the  face at one point. I also had decided to catch up on the thread about the hoarder dude's kids getting taken so I'm pretty mad at the world right now.
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| # ? Dec 20, 2011 12:55 |
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Nucular Carmul posted:Was laughing about the chessburger today and then I got to the third page. Pretty sure I was actually making the No kidding, I never would have thought Twitter Tuesdays could be so funny and depressing in the same update. Poor babbys, all gettin' dropped.
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| # ? Dec 20, 2011 13:05 |
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You that took a dark turn and didn't look back. On a different note, what happened to the Roamin Dad thread?
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| # ? Dec 20, 2011 13:25 |
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Holy hell, the loving baby tweets. D: I started out assuming it was mostly poorly conveyed references to those health class baby dolls, and euphemisms for an older kid or significant other but it just kept going, way passed the point of any rational explanation.
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| # ? Dec 20, 2011 16:54 |
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If I'm unfortunate enough to get into an argument about abortion in the future, I'm just going to direct the person on the other end of the conversation to this update.
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| # ? Dec 20, 2011 17:12 |
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Sweet mother of god... Those tweets are going to find their way into lawsuits and case worker files.
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| # ? Dec 20, 2011 17:41 |
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Holy poo poo, some of those have to be fake. They just... have to be.
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| # ? Dec 20, 2011 18:33 |
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Please, please, PLEASE tell me the tweets @fart was retweeting all day today are going to be the next update.
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| # ? Dec 26, 2011 01:00 |
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100 HOGS AGREE posted:Please, please, PLEASE tell me the tweets @fart was retweeting all day today are going to be the next update.
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| # ? Dec 26, 2011 06:34 |
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January 3rd update! http://www.somethingawful.com/d/twi...3-12.php?page=1 
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| # ? Jan 3, 2012 14:19 |
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/201 Not really sure why that guy was hatin on 201, I guess he's mad that Sun Jian's wife (might have) died that year?
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| # ? Jan 3, 2012 17:17 |
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"The beast raper"
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| # ? Jan 3, 2012 23:23 |
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The tweets from this week and last week, with these people talking about their kids, has been legitimately frightening. The coochieSTANK question almost made me fall over. Oh and V for Vendetta best 90's movie bar none without a doubt.
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| # ? Jan 4, 2012 04:22 |
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Okay I don't use the Twitter much and I need to check my understanding. The first two pages of people tweeting "stop texting me"...is that literally from people who got a smart phone, signed it into twitter, then assumed every tweet they got from people they were following was a text message? Seriously? because goddamn e: oh god I searched for "remove my number" 
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| # ? Jan 5, 2012 02:27 |
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This last Tuesday passed without a Twitter update, what the hell man!
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| # ? Jan 12, 2012 08:55 |
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D C posted:This last Tuesday passed without a Twitter update, what the hell man!
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| # ? Jan 13, 2012 00:51 |
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Well the next Twitter Tuesday already has about 20 pages worth of content ready with today's pay4tweet thing going on.
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| # ? Jan 13, 2012 17:56 |
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Stabby McDamage posted:Okay I don't use the Twitter much and I need to check my understanding. You can go into your twitter account and give them your cell phone number, and they will send you actual text messages with tweets from the people you follow. You can also send your own tweets via text messages. The number they use for this is 40404. Everyone who is complaining about this had to have given twitter their phone number, and specifically set their account to text tweets to it.
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| # ? Jan 17, 2012 15:23 |
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leebenningfield posted:You can go into your twitter account and give them your cell phone number, and they will send you actual text messages with tweets from the people you follow. You can also send your own tweets via text messages. The number they use for this is 40404. The only thing funnier than old people being baffled by modern technology is young people being baffled and confused by it, I mean seriously.
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| # ? Jan 17, 2012 19:56 |
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Yeah, the 40404 tweets are absolutely amazing. I love the almost immediate jump to "I HAVE NOTIFIED THE POLICE"
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| # ? Jan 17, 2012 22:53 |
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"this is the polise stop texting this nomber ~katy~~cutie~"
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| # ? Jan 17, 2012 23:44 |
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I've heard Twitter described as the absolute lowest possible denominator of communication. Like almost diving by zero lowest common denominator.
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| # ? Jan 18, 2012 00:53 |
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duck hunt posted:I've heard Twitter described as the absolute lowest possible denominator of communication. Like almost diving by zero lowest common denominator. A strangely apt description from someone who doesn't understand math
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| # ? Jan 20, 2012 13:35 |
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Twitter is a thousand times better now that I'm following lowtax and half of FYAD.
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| # ? Jan 20, 2012 20:28 |
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ghetto wormhole posted:Twitter is a thousand times better now that I'm following lowtax and half of FYAD. Agreed.
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| # ? Jan 20, 2012 21:11 |
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leebenningfield posted:You can go into your twitter account and give them your cell phone number, and they will send you actual text messages with tweets from the people you follow. You can also send your own tweets via text messages. The number they use for this is 40404. Thanks for the explanation. I don't have a smartphone or a personal twitter and I wasn't getting what was up with all the "stop texting me" tweets. Now I do and I'm depressed.
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| # ? Jan 21, 2012 00:04 |
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Who is @dril that fucker is hilarious.
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| # ? Feb 1, 2012 22:16 |
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Nucular Carmul posted:Who is @dril that fucker is hilarious.
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| # ? Feb 2, 2012 08:18 |
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Follow dril.
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| # ? Feb 2, 2012 09:54 |
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"weed and diapers <3"
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