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The REAL Gtab Fan
Apr 12, 2007

That's right. Our weakness is that we're stupid.


The Porp posted:

Also... join the Park Service. Together we can keep San Paro's city park(s) clean!

Can you hook me up with the Park Service gear? I am new to this game and have no idea how to give you the money for it though.

Also great work on your car/char Deutsch, it shows.

Can someone throw me an invite to Something Lawful? 'ReiSama' on Joker.

The REAL Gtab Fan fucked around with this message at Dec 16, 2011 around 18:58

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The REAL Gtab Fan
Apr 12, 2007

That's right. Our weakness is that we're stupid.




Highlight of the evening was me and a friend arresting Hunter S. Thompson (I'm the kawaii one)

The REAL Gtab Fan
Apr 12, 2007

That's right. Our weakness is that we're stupid.


Gath posted:

Detour Ahead.



I was reading about it in chat as I was doing missions with some other guys, and then we run into it out of nowhere. It was pretty awesome.

As for the marketplace, I talked with Marge about it a bit and we both agreed that it's the worst microtransaction store for a game ever. You know, they could make a killing if they had $2.99 clothing in the shop, people would buy that stuff wholesale. Instead we have $60 guns and crappy accessory packs. They could sell the cigarette or beret model for a few bucks each, instead they bundle it with some other worthless items and throw a large pricetag on it.

The REAL Gtab Fan
Apr 12, 2007

That's right. Our weakness is that we're stupid.


A day or two ago someone said in TS that there was a holiday costume contest.

The REAL Gtab Fan
Apr 12, 2007

That's right. Our weakness is that we're stupid.


less than three posted:

We were just kidding.

You're just mad that black isn't in season.

ack! posted:

You're not on Colby, are you?

Joker, but that's apretty awesome collection of ho's

The REAL Gtab Fan
Apr 12, 2007

That's right. Our weakness is that we're stupid.


The old one was cuter

The REAL Gtab Fan
Apr 12, 2007

That's right. Our weakness is that we're stupid.


wretched_gavek posted:

laughed way to hard at your car...

It's true, that car is great.

The REAL Gtab Fan
Apr 12, 2007

That's right. Our weakness is that we're stupid.


wretched_gavek posted:

I know this is totally going to fail, but I'd be down for setting up a goon criminal gang if there is any interest.

is there?

You have my sword.

Gasoline posted:

For a short range secondary you want ... the PDW.

This is always the correct answer.

The REAL Gtab Fan
Apr 12, 2007

That's right. Our weakness is that we're stupid.


SniperX posted:

Roll with goons.

DrGrant carried me all the way to gold in just a few nights!

The REAL Gtab Fan
Apr 12, 2007

That's right. Our weakness is that we're stupid.


Donny posted:

Quotes from G1's brilliant PR manager:

Him (and that stupid bitch hosting it) didn't even know the high heels were broken. Hnnnng.

The REAL Gtab Fan
Apr 12, 2007

That's right. Our weakness is that we're stupid.


MrLonghair posted:

Hell, now that I am on (Joker, right?) and need to cut down on playing a little (turns out I did far too heavy lifting yesterday), tell me themes you want, your in-game names and I'll see what I can do.

Please? In-Game is ReiSama.

(the very first part, because unoriginal is mean)

The REAL Gtab Fan fucked around with this message at Jan 26, 2012 around 21:11

The REAL Gtab Fan
Apr 12, 2007

That's right. Our weakness is that we're stupid.


Huszsersvn posted:

Want one like it? Post a screenshot of your character's face in a similarly striking profile and I'll see what I can do for you.

I love you, do me daddy.



Can you make it say Anime instead of Justice? Mad props if you can.

The REAL Gtab Fan
Apr 12, 2007

That's right. Our weakness is that we're stupid.


UnsubRedun posted:

When do you guys usually get on in numbers approaching 4, so I can have a chance at this new threat system not loving me?

About 5 CST and late into the night is your best shot, hop in Teamspeak and you can usually rustle up a full team if you ask nicely. Though, if you're going to run LTL, ask with your teammates before hand to see if it's kosher.

The REAL Gtab Fan
Apr 12, 2007

That's right. Our weakness is that we're stupid.


That picture is fantastic Swing, did he end up noticing you or did you just get tired and kill him?

The REAL Gtab Fan
Apr 12, 2007

That's right. Our weakness is that we're stupid.


I gotta say that I like the Tommy Gun, but I'd wait for the real one with mod slots. Taikee puts me to shame with it, but it's a really fun gun to shoot. Plus it's so kawaii~!.

The REAL Gtab Fan
Apr 12, 2007

That's right. Our weakness is that we're stupid.


We called for backup during the VIP portion of a mission and got the other goon group that was in the same channel. The glorius sound of tommy guns in Gaijan~

The REAL Gtab Fan
Apr 12, 2007

That's right. Our weakness is that we're stupid.


maXilla posted:

It's a very fun gun and I hope they release a permanent re-skin after the event. I'd buy it.

They've said they're releasing the regular one with three slots for purchase after the event. Can't wait.

The REAL Gtab Fan
Apr 12, 2007

That's right. Our weakness is that we're stupid.


Mr. Peepers posted:

The fact that it occurs at all (people with the best guns being matched against people who literally just started playing) is a huge loving failure in game design.

No but seriously you're pretty much correct and it's a little irritating that they can't manage a good matchmaking system with the revenue stream they're pulling in. Instead we get weapon skins, that we will probably have to pay for. I know people are trying to dispell the idea that getting stomped is somehow something you can change easily. Unless you're at a level you can unlock mods, are willing to pay out of pocket for weapons, or want to put in the time to learn a playstyle that works then you're hosed.

I would say that watching a stream of a good player is the least you can do. Wish there was more I could tell you to do but I've dropped money and time into this game and still get repeatedly stomped on because I can't combat some of the playstyles that are in fashion.

The REAL Gtab Fan
Apr 12, 2007

That's right. Our weakness is that we're stupid.


Akion posted:

-The FBI (Everyone drives black Broadwings and wears suits)

We're doing this and I'm making a surveillance van.

The REAL Gtab Fan
Apr 12, 2007

That's right. Our weakness is that we're stupid.


Songbearer posted:

THEY'RE GETTING TF2 IN MY APB

wtt stout shako fr joker box key

The fact that you can get permanents from it will make me pick up a few just to try. Also, I'm slow with this stuff and someone linked it from that thread but I like the new Sitting Duck HVR. It's like they went "Man, that valentine's tag was cool, but how can we sell it all year round?"

The REAL Gtab Fan fucked around with this message at Feb 22, 2012 around 17:18

The REAL Gtab Fan
Apr 12, 2007

That's right. Our weakness is that we're stupid.


Gasoline posted:

Just wait until you find out that the "permanents" you can get are preset socks for the wrong gender.

Socks are socks, but a mystery box could be anything! It could even be socks! You know how much I've wanted those.

The REAL Gtab Fan
Apr 12, 2007

That's right. Our weakness is that we're stupid.


We ran into tboo last night and I had a nice chat with her (she's the Massively stream girl)

quote:

Log: [District][Tboo]: hey Rei, can one of you all IM me, I have to ask you all somethin
Log: [District][ReiSama]: kk
Log: To [Tboo]: heyo
Log: [District][Tboo]: shankyouuu
Log: [Tboo] Whisper: Hi dear, how are you
Log: To [Tboo]: Good and you?
Log: [Tboo] Whisper: sick but good
Log: To [Tboo]: nooo not sick
Log: [Tboo] Whisper: yuss lol hold on, in a mission so Im slow at typing
Log: To [Tboo]: no rush!
Log: [Tboo] Whisper: its about the goon squad you all have goin on, I don't mind it in the least but... apparantley the community isn't too thrilled
Log: To [Tboo]: That's not good D:
Log: [Tboo] Whisper: sooo I had a request
Log: [Tboo] Whisper: because, if I can't stream any game play, I'll ahve to stream a new game
Log: To [Tboo]: yaya
Log: [Tboo] Whisper: so,, I don't mind if you all are in the stream, in fact I like it
Log: [Tboo] Whisper: buttt, if you guys could possibly not interact during missions that would be awesome, just so I can keep streaming this game
Log: [Tboo] Whisper: I understand you all want the publicity, and Im' cool with that, you keep my streams interesting
Log: To [Tboo]: We'd rather you didn't get banned or anything !
Log: [Tboo] Whisper: but the poitn is to show gameplay so if you al could just like not ram us during missions that would help
Log: [Tboo] Whisper: you could still be around and in between missions have at it
Log: [Tboo] Whisper: and we thought it woudl be cool to do one night in fiht club.. us vs you
Log: To [Tboo]: I understand what you mean and I will tell all the guys and gals, it's a reasonable request
Log: To [Tboo]: Dat would be awesome >
Log: [Tboo] Whisper: I don't mind it, just don't want to have to do a new game!
Log: To [Tboo]: Team Tboo vs Team Tboo Fanclub :p
Log: [Tboo] Whisper: yeah like... red vs blue >
Log: To [Tboo]: lol, we'd make outfits for that
Log: [Tboo] Whisper: and if yu all like, I can have you all as guest speakers, etc
Log: To [Tboo]: That'd be sweet
Log: [Tboo] Whisper: becausse, I had plans to do a giveaway ithe near future
Log: [Tboo] Whisper: liek actually buy something out of my own money for one lucky viewer
Log: [Tboo] Whisper: so if Ican't do that later, then you all get no prizes
Log: To [Tboo]: We want prizes! D:
Log: [Tboo] Whisper: talk it over with the group, let me know if we can work something out:) I ont mind you all in the background and stuff, just need to be abl
Log: [Tboo] Whisper: e to do missions
Log: To [Tboo]: Oh ya, totes understandable, I'll start spreading the word and ask the guy in charge LessThanThree, I'm sure they'll understand because we love
Log: To [Tboo]: tboo trivia thursday stream!
Log: [Tboo] Whisper: you're awesome! thank you also, no stream tomorrow, so bogged at work next week though!
Log: To [Tboo]: We'll be waiting! Thanks for reaching out to the community, it's awesome. And tell LooCLoo at least one of us is her fan more than yours! (no of
Log: To [Tboo]: offense)
Log: [Tboo] Whisper: none taken in the least! She says <3 <3 <3
Log: To [Tboo]: Yay :3 Well have fun fraggin and playin and get better!
Log: [Tboo] Whisper: thank you ! I appreciate you all helpin me out!
Log: To [Tboo]: Also, Bumbles wants to know... Is it the massively guys or G1 that is getting on you
Log: To [Tboo]: We don't take kindly to people beatin up tboo!
Log: [Tboo] Whisper: I dont think g1 is too aware yet, kind of kept it hidden! but, massively
Log: [Tboo] Whisper: hah they aren't "mad" perse, just suggested Iswitch to a new game, but I don't wannnaaa
Log: To [Tboo]: Ah, ya we wouldn't want that So I'll bug everyone and in a week you should be fine !
Log: To [Tboo]: Also... Any outfits you'd like us in :v?
Log: [Tboo] Whisper: awesome! thank you and, outfits are totaly on you! but if I can't cuss in streams, no vajayjays or "fag" stuff please
Log: To [Tboo]: Word, anyway, have fun and if you need anything hust holla!
Log: [Tboo] Whisper: I cuss like crazy when I'm not streaming,and our humor is just like your alls, but I'm not allowed to be liek that when reppin MAssively -.
Log: [Tboo] Whisper: ok, thanks again!
Log: To [Tboo]: I understand haha, anytime!

I like tboo and don't want her to leave APB guys. Plus she wants to go toe to toe with us!

The REAL Gtab Fan
Apr 12, 2007

That's right. Our weakness is that we're stupid.


Because no one else posted, no Tboo Thursday tonight, she's sick. Next week she's doing the stream and we're probably rolling with the FBI gimmick so that we can placate her want subtlety. Cabbit has a point in that we don't want to push it, besides it'd be nice to have Goons comment on the stream or even play with her. Getting Meis to roll with her and carry her would be pretty cool

The REAL Gtab Fan
Apr 12, 2007

That's right. Our weakness is that we're stupid.




Fun day

The REAL Gtab Fan
Apr 12, 2007

That's right. Our weakness is that we're stupid.


Porp's outfit owns.

Songbearer posted:

No worries. This isn't as much a thread as it is a support group. The important thing to remember is that APB hates us and exists to hurt us, but by gosh we love it and just want it to treat us nicely. Sometimes... sometimes those bruises show.

You're not alone. Other people are hurting too, we just gotta stick together

APB is the Chris Brown to my Rihanna.

The REAL Gtab Fan
Apr 12, 2007

That's right. Our weakness is that we're stupid.


Secret Sweater posted:

You got a permanent hvr scout for $4. I know at least 2 of my clannies spent upwards of $25 on boxes and did not get one. You should be stoked :p

It's the Sitting Duck that's Perm, not the scout silly~

The REAL Gtab Fan
Apr 12, 2007

That's right. Our weakness is that we're stupid.


Cronyx posted:


Sup.

Just wanted to say this is pretty awesome.

The REAL Gtab Fan
Apr 12, 2007

That's right. Our weakness is that we're stupid.


Current gimmick for Tboo Thursday is Something Lawful Public Highschool. The Blue for the outfits is 19-2-6, the white is as white as you can make it. Message Kabuki for any of the decals that go with this. Message ReiSama in game for my cheerleader outfit, Novasol and BlackAttack have the best male outfits but we're letting people play around with it. Remember, the stream starts at 8pm EST!



We will also accept anything using that cute as hell neko decal

The REAL Gtab Fan
Apr 12, 2007

That's right. Our weakness is that we're stupid.


If any of you need help with last minute outfits, me and lessthanthree are helping people get symbols and junk in teamspeak!

The REAL Gtab Fan
Apr 12, 2007

That's right. Our weakness is that we're stupid.


Fun time~!





http://www.twitch.tv/massivelytv/b/310300567

At 31 minutes she goes up against goons, and we get all of the backup spots too. It's pretty great.

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The REAL Gtab Fan
Apr 12, 2007

That's right. Our weakness is that we're stupid.


tacyak posted:

Death by Porp. We were robusting them with our pay2win guns.

If I recall, the only person with a pay2win gun was deathrat, and he died the most. Porp, Fai, and LT3 were all using stock guns.

The REAL Gtab Fan
Apr 12, 2007

That's right. Our weakness is that we're stupid.


Taikee got the reskinned Joker CR-5 in a mystery box!



I can't wait until we can buy reskins~

The REAL Gtab Fan
Apr 12, 2007

That's right. Our weakness is that we're stupid.


Goofballs posted:

But they require tactics moreso than the a shotgun.

I think both take some merit of skill. I've seen terrible shotguns and great shotguns, terrible HVRs and great HVRs. It has a lot to do with the player.

The REAL Gtab Fan
Apr 12, 2007

That's right. Our weakness is that we're stupid.


I sure am glad they're releasing the regular tommy gun after the valentine's event and won't just tease us with gimmick reskins.

The REAL Gtab Fan
Apr 12, 2007

That's right. Our weakness is that we're stupid.




Kabuki owns.

The REAL Gtab Fan
Apr 12, 2007

That's right. Our weakness is that we're stupid.


Disgruntled Bovine posted:

If not, I'll need an invite so my enforcer's name is DmitriRavinoff.

Just checked, you got trimmed to make room for other goons but if you hop on Teamspeak and ask for an invite we'll get you sorted out.

The REAL Gtab Fan
Apr 12, 2007

That's right. Our weakness is that we're stupid.


Meis posted:

HAI GUISE IM A GURL GAMER ^_^

This is me, Gurl Gamer 4 Lyfe.

Next weeks illegal racing is gonna be fun.

The REAL Gtab Fan
Apr 12, 2007

That's right. Our weakness is that we're stupid.


navi posted:

Mikro + OSMAW + Percs + FBW

Hey I just wanted to pick up on this and tell you you're the worst kind of person.



Also, theme for Tboo Thursday is Something Lawful High Patrol since we were already doing it for Friday Night Racing. Porp is your contact for vehicles, Duetsch Nozzle is the contact for female outfits and Ghost Dad Recon is the contact for female outfits.

The REAL Gtab Fan
Apr 12, 2007

That's right. Our weakness is that we're stupid.


I recorded a lot of video and have started dicing it up.

Kabuki~

Goons at Trespass

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The REAL Gtab Fan
Apr 12, 2007

That's right. Our weakness is that we're stupid.


Goons Marching on social

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