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The Porp posted:Also... join the Park Service. Together we can keep San Paro's city park(s) clean! Can you hook me up with the Park Service gear? I am new to this game and have no idea how to give you the money for it though. Also great work on your car/char Deutsch, it shows. Can someone throw me an invite to Something Lawful? 'ReiSama' on Joker. The REAL Gtab Fan fucked around with this message at Dec 16, 2011 around 18:58 |
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![]() Highlight of the evening was me and a friend arresting Hunter S. Thompson (I'm the kawaii one)
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| # ¿ Dec 17, 2011 09:27 |
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Gath posted:Detour Ahead. ![]() I was reading about it in chat as I was doing missions with some other guys, and then we run into it out of nowhere. It was pretty awesome. As for the marketplace, I talked with Marge about it a bit and we both agreed that it's the worst microtransaction store for a game ever. You know, they could make a killing if they had $2.99 clothing in the shop, people would buy that stuff wholesale. Instead we have $60 guns and crappy accessory packs. They could sell the cigarette or beret model for a few bucks each, instead they bundle it with some other worthless items and throw a large pricetag on it.
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| # ¿ Dec 19, 2011 08:17 |
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A day or two ago someone said in TS that there was a holiday costume contest.
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| # ¿ Dec 21, 2011 20:38 |
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less than three posted:We were just kidding. You're just mad that black isn't in season. ack! posted:You're not on Colby, are you? Joker, but that's apretty awesome collection of ho's
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| # ¿ Dec 21, 2011 22:12 |
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The old one was cuter
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| # ¿ Dec 24, 2011 05:00 |
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wretched_gavek posted:laughed way to hard at your car... It's true, that car is great.
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| # ¿ Dec 28, 2011 18:09 |
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wretched_gavek posted:I know this is totally going to fail, but I'd be down for setting up a goon criminal gang if there is any interest. You have my sword. Gasoline posted:For a short range secondary you want ... the PDW. This is always the correct answer.
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| # ¿ Dec 30, 2011 00:37 |
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SniperX posted:Roll with goons. DrGrant carried me all the way to gold in just a few nights!
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| # ¿ Jan 3, 2012 21:59 |
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Donny posted:Quotes from G1's brilliant PR manager: Him (and that stupid bitch hosting it) didn't even know the high heels were broken. Hnnnng.
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| # ¿ Jan 23, 2012 18:07 |
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MrLonghair posted:Hell, now that I am on (Joker, right?) and need to cut down on playing a little (turns out I did far too heavy lifting yesterday), tell me themes you want, your in-game names and I'll see what I can do. Please? In-Game is ReiSama. (the very first part, because unoriginal is mean) The REAL Gtab Fan fucked around with this message at Jan 26, 2012 around 21:11 |
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Huszsersvn posted:Want one like it? Post a screenshot of your character's face in a similarly striking profile and I'll see what I can do for you. I love you, do me daddy. ![]() Can you make it say Anime instead of Justice? Mad props if you can.
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| # ¿ Jan 28, 2012 06:34 |
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UnsubRedun posted:When do you guys usually get on in numbers approaching 4, so I can have a chance at this new threat system not loving me? About 5 CST and late into the night is your best shot, hop in Teamspeak and you can usually rustle up a full team if you ask nicely. Though, if you're going to run LTL, ask with your teammates before hand to see if it's kosher.
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| # ¿ Jan 29, 2012 01:38 |
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That picture is fantastic Swing, did he end up noticing you or did you just get tired and kill him?
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| # ¿ Feb 1, 2012 06:58 |
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I gotta say that I like the Tommy Gun, but I'd wait for the real one with mod slots. Taikee puts me to shame with it, but it's a really fun gun to shoot. Plus it's so kawaii~!.
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| # ¿ Feb 12, 2012 06:27 |
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We called for backup during the VIP portion of a mission and got the other goon group that was in the same channel. The glorius sound of tommy guns in Gaijan~
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| # ¿ Feb 13, 2012 08:44 |
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maXilla posted:It's a very fun gun and I hope they release a permanent re-skin after the event. I'd buy it. They've said they're releasing the regular one with three slots for purchase after the event. Can't wait.
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Mr. Peepers posted:The fact that it occurs at all (people with the best guns being matched against people who literally just started playing) is a huge loving failure in game design. No but seriously you're pretty much correct and it's a little irritating that they can't manage a good matchmaking system with the revenue stream they're pulling in. Instead we get weapon skins, that we will probably have to pay for. I know people are trying to dispell the idea that getting stomped is somehow something you can change easily. Unless you're at a level you can unlock mods, are willing to pay out of pocket for weapons, or want to put in the time to learn a playstyle that works then you're hosed. I would say that watching a stream of a good player is the least you can do. Wish there was more I could tell you to do but I've dropped money and time into this game and still get repeatedly stomped on because I can't combat some of the playstyles that are in fashion.
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| # ¿ Feb 18, 2012 07:55 |
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Akion posted:-The FBI (Everyone drives black Broadwings and wears suits) We're doing this and I'm making a surveillance van.
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| # ¿ Feb 20, 2012 02:45 |
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Songbearer posted:THEY'RE GETTING TF2 IN MY APB The fact that you can get permanents from it will make me pick up a few just to try. Also, I'm slow with this stuff and someone linked it from that thread but I like the new Sitting Duck HVR. It's like they went "Man, that valentine's tag was cool, but how can we sell it all year round?" The REAL Gtab Fan fucked around with this message at Feb 22, 2012 around 17:18 |
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Gasoline posted:Just wait until you find out that the "permanents" you can get are preset socks for the wrong gender. Socks are socks, but a mystery box could be anything! It could even be socks! You know how much I've wanted those.
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| # ¿ Feb 22, 2012 17:19 |
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We ran into tboo last night and I had a nice chat with her (she's the Massively stream girl)quote:Log: [District][Tboo]: hey Rei, can one of you all IM me, I have to ask you all somethin I like tboo and don't want her to leave APB guys. Plus she wants to go toe to toe with us!
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| # ¿ Feb 23, 2012 07:00 |
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Because no one else posted, no Tboo Thursday tonight, she's sick. Next week she's doing the stream and we're probably rolling with the FBI gimmick so that we can placate her want subtlety. Cabbit has a point in that we don't want to push it, besides it'd be nice to have Goons comment on the stream or even play with her. Getting Meis to roll with her and carry her would be pretty cool
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| # ¿ Feb 24, 2012 02:17 |
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![]() Fun day
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| # ¿ Feb 25, 2012 20:06 |
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Porp's outfit owns.Songbearer posted:No worries. This isn't as much a thread as it is a support group. The important thing to remember is that APB hates us and exists to hurt us, but by gosh we love it and just want it to treat us nicely. Sometimes... sometimes those bruises show. APB is the Chris Brown to my Rihanna.
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| # ¿ Feb 27, 2012 03:28 |
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Secret Sweater posted:You got a permanent hvr scout for $4. I know at least 2 of my clannies spent upwards of $25 on boxes and did not get one. You should be stoked :p It's the Sitting Duck that's Perm, not the scout silly~
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| # ¿ Feb 27, 2012 20:05 |
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Cronyx posted:
Just wanted to say this is pretty awesome.
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| # ¿ Feb 27, 2012 21:48 |
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Current gimmick for Tboo Thursday is Something Lawful Public Highschool. The Blue for the outfits is 19-2-6, the white is as white as you can make it. Message Kabuki for any of the decals that go with this. Message ReiSama in game for my cheerleader outfit, Novasol and BlackAttack have the best male outfits but we're letting people play around with it. Remember, the stream starts at 8pm EST!![]() We will also accept anything using that cute as hell neko decal
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| # ¿ Mar 1, 2012 20:20 |
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If any of you need help with last minute outfits, me and lessthanthree are helping people get symbols and junk in teamspeak!
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| # ¿ Mar 1, 2012 23:29 |
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Fun time~!![]() ![]() http://www.twitch.tv/massivelytv/b/310300567 At 31 minutes she goes up against goons, and we get all of the backup spots too. It's pretty great. The REAL Gtab Fan fucked around with this message at Mar 2, 2012 around 03:34 |
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tacyak posted:Death by Porp. We were robusting them with our pay2win guns. If I recall, the only person with a pay2win gun was deathrat, and he died the most. Porp, Fai, and LT3 were all using stock guns.
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| # ¿ Mar 2, 2012 03:55 |
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Taikee got the reskinned Joker CR-5 in a mystery box!![]() I can't wait until we can buy reskins~
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| # ¿ Mar 3, 2012 05:35 |
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Goofballs posted:But they require tactics moreso than the a shotgun. I think both take some merit of skill. I've seen terrible shotguns and great shotguns, terrible HVRs and great HVRs. It has a lot to do with the player.
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| # ¿ Mar 6, 2012 06:41 |
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I sure am glad they're releasing the regular tommy gun after the valentine's event and won't just tease us with gimmick reskins.
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| # ¿ Mar 9, 2012 23:54 |
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![]() Kabuki owns.
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| # ¿ Mar 26, 2012 03:42 |
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Disgruntled Bovine posted:If not, I'll need an invite so my enforcer's name is DmitriRavinoff. Just checked, you got trimmed to make room for other goons but if you hop on Teamspeak and ask for an invite we'll get you sorted out.
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| # ¿ Apr 4, 2012 16:45 |
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Meis posted:HAI GUISE IM A GURL GAMER ^_^ This is me, Gurl Gamer 4 Lyfe. Next weeks illegal racing is gonna be fun.
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| # ¿ Apr 8, 2012 02:55 |
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navi posted:Mikro + OSMAW + Percs + FBW Hey I just wanted to pick up on this and tell you you're the worst kind of person. Also, theme for Tboo Thursday is Something Lawful High Patrol since we were already doing it for Friday Night Racing. Porp is your contact for vehicles, Duetsch Nozzle is the contact for female outfits and Ghost Dad Recon is the contact for female outfits.
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| # ¿ Apr 11, 2012 01:39 |
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I recorded a lot of video and have started dicing it up. Kabuki~ Goons at Trespass
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Goons Marching on social
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