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My enforcer is in a clan for a different forum.. But they're never on and also you guys are cool, so I'm thinking of quitting it and joining Something Lawful instead. I think I'll keep the other clan's ~official uniform~ for shits and giggles.
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| # ¿ Dec 7, 2011 06:50 |
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| # ¿ May 24, 2013 15:05 |
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Secret Sweater posted:The team deathmatch districts are freakin awesome. Exactly what I wanted. I am already having trouble remembering the huge amount of fun I had playing there yesterday. Several hours of total poo poo now. Nothing but idiot team mates and a couple of really annoying hackers on the other team. That and the spawns are hosed up and keep dumping the entire team in the furthest corner of the map, which can easily be camped by snipers. I think all the new players who found the game through steam are rolling crims, which is what I play on. I should dust off my enforcer.
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| # ¿ Dec 7, 2011 18:47 |
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TerminalSaint posted:Holy poo poo That's incredible! Edit: Also if anyone has made a symbol of the SA logo could they copy it and send it to me please? I'd be eternally grateful! Character name is Elathia, I'm in Something Lawful on Joker. Meis fucked around with this message at Dec 10, 2011 around 15:59 |
| # ¿ Dec 10, 2011 15:57 |
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TKing is hilarious if done properly. I'm new to SomethingLawful, and I've already TK'd at least twice. Both times were hilarious.
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| # ¿ Dec 13, 2011 15:41 |
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I got hackusated in fight club for getting lots of kills against bronze/greens, it was pretty funny
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| # ¿ Dec 14, 2011 13:07 |
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flashdim posted:Can't remember if someone said they had an SA logo or not, so I made my own original-themed hoodie. I am by no means an artsy bastard, but man this game makes it kinda fun to do. It's like "The Sims" for homocidal maniacs. I would love you forever if you sent me the SA logo. My ign is Elathia.
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| # ¿ Dec 15, 2011 19:38 |
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^^^They only do that because for some reason people actually buy them. May as well jump on the character pics bandwagon. Though my enforcer's customized stuff is pretty
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| # ¿ Dec 17, 2011 03:43 |
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They don't sell the things like the beret individually any more? I remember spending like somwhere between 2 and 3 bucks on the headphones. I wouldn't buy one of those dumb packs unless I really liked every item in it.
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| # ¿ Dec 19, 2011 15:16 |
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The REAL Gtab Fan posted:A day or two ago someone said in TS that there was a holiday costume contest. I made a seasonal costume of my own volition, gently caress contests, hypothetical or otherwise!
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| # ¿ Dec 21, 2011 21:31 |
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Awww they gave us all free santa hats! Isn't that swe-
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| # ¿ Dec 24, 2011 04:56 |
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less than three posted:Meis I stole your idea, but you can't really tell without the hair. I still think I look cuter. Also I'm multiplying. I've sent this outfit to 2 people so far, and a third has asked for it. I don't know why it's so popular. I guess it's because it's so simplistic and adorable. Soon my legions will blot out the sky as we pull the sleigh of armageddon to destroy you all in an adorable apocalypse.
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| # ¿ Dec 24, 2011 21:31 |
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Do you guys reckon ability to aim is tied (partially) to framerate? If so I may notice a slight increase in my apparent skill soon~ Either way, being able to play at more than 28fps on minimum settings will be nice!
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| # ¿ Dec 27, 2011 14:27 |
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^^^ That's why I save really often while designing things in APB. I'm paranoid I guess, but it does work out well in those situations!
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| # ¿ Dec 28, 2011 20:15 |
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I recently won 500 G1 credits in a competition... Thinking of trying out a 30 day armas weapon. What one do you think I should go for? I'm thinking of the HVR scout. I used the whisper before, but now I have a 2-slot OCA which I much prefer, and I used a CSG and scoped n-tec via promotions. So I guess that leaves the scout or the special STAR... Might try the CSG PR1 though, because the PR2 was the promotional one, and I couldn't stand the reload times...
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| # ¿ Dec 30, 2011 14:00 |
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While testing out the HVR Scout I got in a 1v1 with a gold (and it wouldn't let me call backup. I'm only silver ). In the end it was a CQC situation and I swapped to a shotgun and kicked his butt good. I think he was using a joker or something. Kept yelling "shotgun noob!" over mic. Because only noobs can kill a gold player I guess? Skilled players never defeat golds.According to people yelling in district, 'noobs' are people who use jokers, shotguns and OCAs. Strangely, never ever heard anyone be called a STAR noob, which is weird. Regardless of whether someone is kicking arse or sucking with a STAR.. Maybe they changed the meaning of the term? It is pretty funny how mad some people get at this game. It's just a game...
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| # ¿ Jan 1, 2012 15:01 |
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UnsubRedun posted:I was destroying someone using a Whisper and they kept calling me a scrub. Me, with my unslotted non lethal shotgun (and unslotted everything else!) was the scrub here, got it. Except the frezno cannot carry more dudes with guns because it's also a 2-seater... Besides, that car is pimpin' I like the fresno. I wish it was slightly faster though, seeing how it's basically a slightly weaker, slightly faster dump truck with the right mods on it.
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| # ¿ Jan 1, 2012 20:01 |
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CitrusFrog posted:I just need to wrangle another free 1000G1C and I'll be having the Shaw 556 or the OCA-EW mp5 knockoff. Which is better? Maybe you should buy the standard 10 day guns with in-game money and get a feel for how they work, which you like best, etc. before deciding to spend real life cash on something.
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| # ¿ Jan 2, 2012 12:55 |
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SniperX posted:Roll with goons. I haven't been on much the past week but when I rejoined APB and rerolled after about a year away from the game I was gold the instant I came out of training. God the hackusations are glorious I got a new PC recently, so my apparent skill level has SHOT up, but no hackusations. I think I should make a new character and see what happens ![]() I'm probably gonna become gold on my main eventually. That's a scary thought.
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| # ¿ Jan 3, 2012 19:59 |
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Captain Swing posted:Live long and engage! Sisko with a Cisco. I loving love it. Edit: I've been getting sound effects glitches like that too, but it never seems to last long. Also earlier today I think Joker went down, right before we won a really tough mission too. It sounded like the ending of a certain star wars movie on TeamSpeak when that happened. Meis fucked around with this message at Jan 4, 2012 around 20:03 |
| # ¿ Jan 4, 2012 20:01 |
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MrLonghair posted:I do it with a privately owned Fresno, in case I need to contest a ban or a warning. It will pop a lot of vehicles. "We're giving you this temp ban for driving around and griefing people!" "But I was griefing them with my own car, not one I found lying about!" "Oh in that case we'll unban you immediately!" Yeah I don't get your logic.
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| # ¿ Jan 4, 2012 23:09 |
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Looking at the unused mods on the apb db website, and it appears there's a car surfer mod, but the creator is Armas Underground. All the other ones are Reloaded Productions. Looks like they're gonna force us to buy car surfer ![]() Also this happened to me today At first my ego approved of this, then my mind woke up and said "Wait a minute, I hate fighting against golds!" and so I found a newbie and adopted him as my own, and played with him for hours and hours. I think I'm safely back in the silver for now! Edit: Apparently the next live patch is on tuesday. I hope it's got new features as well as just bug fixes and whatnot!
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| # ¿ Jan 7, 2012 06:42 |
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I wonder if with the car surfer mod people will still be able to deploy an ammo thing.. or better yet, if they stand on the back of a car with MSU... Actually you can't use MSU while the car is moving so that wouldn't be an option. Otherwise someone would just get infinite rockets. Personally I wanna get a car surf mod so I can ride in the back of pickup trucks with an ALIG.
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| # ¿ Jan 8, 2012 14:09 |
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keeb posted:Wow that is amazing stuff. I watched a lot of your other videos too. Would you mind explaining how you do that flip trick with the vaquero? He's basically got nitro 3, and is using it and hitting reverse at the same time. Not sure how he gets up on his nose though.
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| # ¿ Jan 9, 2012 10:20 |
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ack! posted:That spazzing out van thing happened to me the other day when I rolled up to grab a hold-the-briefcase item. Jumped out for the case, van bounced for a moment, blew up, and we lost. The low FPS glitch? That was hilarious. They should bring it back for april fools or something. Actually messing with the physics for april fools is exactly what they NEED to do.
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| # ¿ Jan 9, 2012 14:11 |
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One time I spent a good 15 minutes driving my mikro around trying to capsize it. I could not. Weird, because I constantly get ciscos stuck on their sides.
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| # ¿ Jan 10, 2012 19:46 |
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Had some fun getting to rooftops that you're not supposed to be able to reach today.
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| # ¿ Jan 11, 2012 06:31 |
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That's kind of like asking if bacon is better than ice cream. I mean, they do very different things. reflex sight makes you more accurate, cooling jacket makes you shoot faster but less accurate. What you really want is one of each on the gun, that turns it into a surprise sex train. But if you can only get a 1-slot gun at the moment, I'd say try both and stick with whatever you prefer. That way when you unlock the 2-slot you'll already own both mods and can put them on. When you get rich but level 3 mods from the marketplace too.
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| # ¿ Jan 13, 2012 15:37 |
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An Unoriginal Name posted:Joker CR-5 is a pretty nice gun. It's literally just an n-tec. Although I'm suspicious there might be a tiiiiny bit less accuracy bloom. One thing that pisses me off about it is that G1 didn't make new sounds. It's like they don't even create their own assets any more, just re-use stuff. I think the new guns should have their own sounds drat it. still, nice to be able to use a 3-slot n-tec for a while! I'm pretty bad with those though. Lately been doing really really well with an obeya with HS3.
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| # ¿ Jan 14, 2012 04:13 |
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Eek... Maybe i should stop using the TS3 overlay Also yes, all the guns are 10-day limited except the STAR and snub-nose (the default guns). You can fork out HEFTY sums of real life cash to buy permanent guns, but it's really really not worth it.
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| # ¿ Jan 16, 2012 14:20 |
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That event must have been pretty awesome. Shame I never saw an elf because there were so few!! Neat idea, just very poorly run.
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| # ¿ Jan 17, 2012 15:09 |
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Just another day in San Paro.
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| # ¿ Jan 22, 2012 15:20 |
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One of my favourite ALIG tactics is to ram someone else's car into a corner with mine, hop out and shoot whichever car is weaker/more damaged, promptly killing myself and my enemy in a hilarious fashion. I also LOVE the long range preassure it has. With heavy barrel 2 I can basically full auto at 75m and get kills if anyone is stupid enough to remain exposed. My ALIG tactics = equip kevlar, when enemy sighted (in car or out), crouch and M1 til something/everything explodes and/or dies.
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| # ¿ Jan 24, 2012 00:02 |
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less than three posted:Yep. Only people in US/Canada will be able to watch. Oh god drat it! Now I miss out on half an hour of APB goon goodness thanks to that.. Can't you argue that it's game footage and the music's in the game and whether it plays or not is beyond your control?
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| # ¿ Jan 24, 2012 11:41 |
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Songbearer posted:Yes, this. I already have a ton of costumes and don't really mind using two, but goddamn I want more cars. I've put so much effort into putting together the ones that I already have, though, that it's gotten to the point I can't delete any more. You won't have to do that. You can put a car you want to keep but not use for a while on marketplace for 99999999999 and immediately cancel it. Then you can store it in your mailbox forever, as the mail will not expire. That's how I kept all my seasonal outfits
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| # ¿ Jan 25, 2012 12:03 |
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I laugh when I get griefed if it's not boring (ie. getting pinned in = boring, getting send flying by a dump truck = hilarious). Also sometimes I enjoy being killed by an osmaw. There's just something so entertaining about the fwwaaaaaaahhhhBOOM sound it makes. Also at first I thought the new threat thing sounded like a horrible idea, and now I know it is... but for different reasons than I first thought. This kind of stuff is just fun. I've never got SIX medals at the exact same time before. I hit notoriety 5 too. My god, this new system is so fun to exploit. Even if you only get 50% rewards if you're gold in a bronze district, it's worth it for the fun value. And you make a decent amount of cash and standing due to the k/d ratio... I now really like this change.
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| # ¿ Jan 25, 2012 20:26 |
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Huszsersvn posted:Okay, I think I've gotten most of the primitives I need to start making faces again. And by faces, I mean: You're god drat incredible! Any chance you'd do one for a crim? Maybe replacing Justice with Anarchy?
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| # ¿ Jan 27, 2012 20:24 |
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Huszsersvn posted:You know what, I don't think I'd really mind. Post a screenshot of your face and I'll do the rest. Do me, babe. I changed my mind about 'anarchy', doesn't really quite fit. So instead can I have 'revolution'? I know that's 4 extra symbols... If it doesn't fit I don't mind. Character name is Lyarii for mailing purposes.
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| # ¿ Jan 28, 2012 14:11 |
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UnsubRedun posted:I've been avoiding the teamspeak since I don't have a mic, but I'm getting one soon. I'll get on later tonight, maybe. I recently fell in love with the PDW. It's a pretty great weapon, if you can handle the massive recoil. Also remember it usually takes more than one clip to kill someone, so you'll burn through ammo incredibly fast. Recently I've taken to using OSMAW + PDW and it's pretty great. The OSMAW is just hilariously fun to use, but it's a bit stupid that it doesn't kill unless you hit your opponent exactly. It's a loving rocket, not a bucket of hot water. It should kill with at LEAST a 3-5m explosion radius. I hear it used to be 10m, which is nuts, but talk about an over-nerf! Either that or at least make it take less time to switch to the drat thing. 3 seconds is kind of excessive.
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| # ¿ Jan 29, 2012 04:23 |
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A lot of people are dethreating on purpose, but some are not. Nearly everyone in my clan lost a threat level or 2 for no reason.. I went down to silver upon winning a match, but I have since returned to gold
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| # ¿ Jan 29, 2012 14:45 |
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| # ¿ May 24, 2013 15:05 |
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Huszsersvn posted:
You're awesome, thanks a bunch! Some of my clan-mates saw it and asked where I got it from, because they want them too.. You could start selling these and make tons and tons of apbbux.. While I'm on the subject, what's your stance on doing these for non-goons?
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). In the end it was a CQC situation and I swapped to a shotgun and kicked his butt good. I think he was using a joker or something. Kept yelling "shotgun noob!" over mic. Because only noobs can kill a gold player I guess? Skilled players never defeat golds.

