[TELL] tell me how to make my ejactulate taste like Ham

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# ? Dec 16, 2011 02:10

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# ? May 19, 2013 13:28

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# ? Dec 16, 2011 16:20

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# ? Dec 16, 2011 16:25

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# ? Dec 16, 2011 16:29

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# ? Dec 16, 2011 17:42

Dustbin Potter posted:

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# ? Dec 16, 2011 17:46

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# ? Dec 16, 2011 23:14

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# ? Dec 17, 2011 05:44

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# ? Dec 17, 2011 05:47

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# ? Dec 17, 2011 06:44

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# ? Dec 17, 2011 07:08

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Haomo

# ? Dec 20, 2011 13:42

at first i thought the OP was talking about a woman and then much to my surprise he subverted my expectations

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# ? Dec 20, 2011 13:44

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# ? Dec 20, 2011 15:52

Mons Hubris posted:

at first i thought the OP was talking about a woman and then much to my surprise he subverted my expectations

hmm... what makes you think im a he ??

Haomo

# ? Dec 21, 2011 14:41

Haomasexual posted:

hmm... what makes you think im a he ??

because not all of your posts are terrible and humorless aghghag

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# ? Dec 21, 2011 15:37

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# ? Dec 21, 2011 15:38

all girls love ham

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# ? Dec 21, 2011 16:33

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# ? Dec 21, 2011 16:33

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# ? Dec 21, 2011 16:33

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# ? Dec 22, 2011 23:48

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# ? Dec 23, 2011 14:03

Haomasexual posted:

Hey all,

First time Asker here, hope I got everything right. I read the 3 Rules megathreads, and I think I understand the formats and etiquette of Asking a Question. So here it goes:

I know this sounds a little bonkers, but my GF --LOVES-- Ham. And frankly, I love getting my sexy on. One of my favorite activites is to call her over, put her (fetish) collar on her, and have her lick my johnson all the way to ejaculation town . My problem is, I don't think she likes the taste of my love milk too much. She sniffles and coughs and sometimes even hacks it all up in a gross little pile on the sofa, or on the floor, or wherever we are getting the nasty on

It is getting to the point where I have tried spreading some of that ham spread goop (You know, the kind you put on a delicious triscuit brand snack cracker?) all over my penis as incentive for her to slobber up my passion pole. But STILL she coughs up my semen sometimes.

Basically, my question is this: Is there any way to make my ejaculate taste like Ham? This + the ham spread would give me the 1, 2 knockout punch in terms of incentives for my GF to pleasure me like I crave. Thanks in advance.

PS. Shes a 3 yr. old purebred Rottweiler, black hair, brown eyes and, like I said, freaking LOVEs Ham.