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Beach
Dec 13, 2004

No sign of intelligent life on this planet.

Medical posted:

So when these make a billion dollars, what fantasy properties will Hollywood greenlight to try and cash in?

Lord of the Rings reboot, obviously.

edit: woops, top of a new page. Lets celebrate the release of the first Hobbit trailer with a retrospective!

Lord of the Rings:
http://youtu.be/w-7x5D3v6jE

Fellowship:
http://youtu.be/NJo84rOuOXs

Two Towers:
http://youtu.be/cG-1Gtus7KQ

Return of the King:
http://youtu.be/I7YllAOqpF4

The kick-rear end music in the Return of the King trailer can be found in the movie soundtrack during "The Realm of Gondor", at 6:00
http://youtu.be/h_JfHLs2Nc4#t=6m00s

Beach fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Dec 20, 2011

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magimix
Dec 31, 2003

MY FAT WAIFU!!! :love:
She's fetish efficient :3:

Nap Ghost

Medical posted:

So when these make a billion dollars, what fantasy properties will Hollywood greenlight to try and cash in?

The Silmarillion :colbert:

I imagine "Music of the Ainur" being like a Fantasia-style audio-visual feast, before following with a series of no-expense-spared adaptations covering Quenta Silmarillion and everything that follows :allears:

Edit: If not films, at least give me an epic mini-series! Is that too much to ask?!

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.
They've been trying and trying to get an Artemis Fowl movie going over at Disney. I imagine Hobbit might re-ignite that fire. It's got dwarves and poo poo.

SnowDog
Oct 26, 2004

Beach posted:

Lets celebrate the release of the first Hobbit trailer with a retrospective!

Lord of the Rings:
http://youtu.be/w-7x5D3v6jE

That first trailer ... wow. Talk about memories. LOTR was the most psyched-up I ever let myself get ... for anything ... ever. And I was not disappointed. Watching that trailer again, brought me instantly back to how I felt a decade ago.

I am trying to undersell The Hobbit to myself, in case it's a lame money-grab. I was burned pretty bad with Phantom Menace....

But secretly I will die a little inside if it sucks. Just like I did when TPM came out. Sigh.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Medical posted:

So when these make a billion dollars, what fantasy properties will Hollywood greenlight to try and cash in?

To be honest, thanks to LotR and Harry Potter, the fantasy cash-in factor reached saturation long ago. I'd be surprised if The Hobbit changes much.

LotR also triggered a wave of "epic CGI armies" films like Troy and Kingdom of Heaven that also seems to have reached saturation.

So many of the big properties have already been attempted and largely botched.

The Wheel of Time series seems to be looming, but that's pretty B-grade and a bit dodgy when the first book is basically a plagiarised version of The Fellowship of the Ring. I can't imagine many big name directors would want to deal with that poo poo.

VVV pretty much yeah

Mr. Gibbycrumbles fucked around with this message at 00:29 on Dec 21, 2011

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Wasn't the dual failures of the Golden Compass and Prince Caspian pretty much the saturation point?

Effingham
Aug 1, 2006

The bells of the Gion Temple echo the impermanence of all things...

magimix posted:

The Silmarillion :colbert:


I would watch the poo poo out of movie based on the antics of Fëanor.

Boz0r
Sep 7, 2006
The Rocketship in action.
Is there anywhere you can download some 48fps footage so we can see how it'll look?

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style
So, the trailer is apparently going to be up on the Apple trailers site at 10pm Eastern time, or 3am GMT.

I'm in the UK so will have to stay up 'til 3am :argh:

Just 3 more hours. This had better be good.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Medical posted:

So when these make a billion dollars, what fantasy properties will Hollywood greenlight to try and cash in?
There'll be 14 horrible Dragonlance movies, each worse than the last.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

mind the walrus posted:

Golden Compass

I'd forgotten about that turd. Begging to be remade and not as the goddamn 'Sorcerer's Compass' either.

VelveetaAvenger
Nov 3, 2011

Boom!

cheerfullydrab posted:

There'll be 14 horrible Dragonlance movies, each worse than the last.
One down 13 to go.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0825245/

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:


The Wheel of Time series seems to be looming, but that's pretty B-grade and a bit dodgy when the first book is basically a plagiarised version of The Fellowship of the Ring. I can't imagine many big name directors would want to deal with that poo poo.

:rolleyes::fh:

It wouldn't translate well into a movie, the series it too long.

Ingram
Oct 18, 2006

"Do you know how rare it is to find a girl who genuinely honest-to-god absolutely loves it up the arse?"
http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/wb/thehobbit/

It's up.

Can anyone post direct DL links please?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Ingram posted:

http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/wb/thehobbit/

It's up.

Can anyone post direct DL links please?

Page not found :mad:

Ingram
Oct 18, 2006

"Do you know how rare it is to find a girl who genuinely honest-to-god absolutely loves it up the arse?"

Ehud posted:

Page not found :mad:

Works for me. Trying to find a direct D/L so I can watch it without my PC crashing.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style
page not found for me too :aargh:

Diabolik900
Mar 28, 2007

10:05 and still nothing for me. :argh:

Virgin
Oct 18, 2002
Sex? Feh. Overrated. Let's talk MTG.
http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=85322

There you go!

Ingram
Oct 18, 2006

"Do you know how rare it is to find a girl who genuinely honest-to-god absolutely loves it up the arse?"
http://trailers.apple.com/movies/wb/thehobbit1/thehobbit-tlr1_h720p.mov

bang this link into quicktime. I watched the trailer 20 minutes ago it is definitely out there.

Kernel Monsoon
Jul 18, 2006
Pretty sure that itunes link has long since crashed. And the comingsoon one is not showing for me either.

Virgin
Oct 18, 2002
Sex? Feh. Overrated. Let's talk MTG.
The comingsoon one is embedded flash and still works for me. Weird

El Ste
Aug 22, 2010

Ingram posted:

http://trailers.apple.com/movies/wb/thehobbit1/thehobbit-tlr1_h720p.mov

bang this link into quicktime. I watched the trailer 20 minutes ago it is definitely out there.

Yep. Open quicktime, go to file->open URL, paste that link in and voila, you have your Hobbit trailer.

I'm so excited :dance:

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


I'm so excited :D

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

Holy shitfuck. Way to hit every single nerve I have to make me insanely excited for this, PJ!

Was that a piece of the actual Howard Shore score in the trailer? It sounded pretty awesome.

Boy of Joy
Sep 28, 2001
I thought I was dead. But I think I'm Cleopatra, too.
Trailer is awesome but there is a severe lack of Thorin's harp playing!!

CerealCrunch
Jun 23, 2007
Trailer worked for me. Thorin definitely not as Gowronish as he looks in the photos. This next year is gonna be agonizing.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

That looked really interesting. I'm glad I saw it. The song was beautiful.

The Hausu Usher
Feb 9, 2010

:spooky:
Screaming is the only useful thing that we can do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTSoD4BBCJc

Handy version for lazy beggers.

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Trailer works for me and looks loving awesome :tviv:

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

El Ste posted:

Yep. Open quicktime, go to file->open URL, paste that link in and voila, you have your Hobbit trailer.

I'm so excited :dance:

YES!!! do this guys it works

the Bunt
Sep 24, 2007

YOUR GOLDEN MAGNETIC LIGHT
I love it. I don't like how they make it out to be Gandalf's story. There's more Gandalf in there than Bilbo. But aside from that it looks beautiful.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

the Bunt posted:

I love it. I don't like how they make it out to be Gandalf's story. There's more Gandalf in there than Bilbo. But aside from that it looks beautiful.

Probably a smart way to do the trailer. Most moviegoers are going to easily recognize Gandalf because we've seen him on the screen before.

Provides a sense of familiarity.

UncleGuito
May 8, 2005

www.ipadbackdrops.com daily wallpaper updates deserving of your iPad
Oh yes, that was glorious.

It's quite rare that I've gotten chills down my spine from a trailer, and this is the 2nd time this week (the Prometheus teaser first). Next year should be a great one for film.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh my loving Goddddddd that was awesome. So many moments when I felt chills down my spine, and that final image before the logo... oh wow.

Come on next Christmas!

Clockwork Gadget
Oct 30, 2008

tick tock
Weeeeelllllp that owned p. hard. They apparently have both the Dwarves' song from the beginning AND the cleaning up of Bag End. So basically I am sold.

Good Will Punting
Aug 30, 2009

And as the curtain falls
Just know you did it all except lift weights
Fantastic. The Dwarves couldn't be more perfect. And Thorin. Not to mention Bilbo, who looks like he will do an excellent job. I'm overwhelmed with awesome.

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.
Wow, what a fantastic trailer. The song was really beautiful, it set the mood really well, and got me loving stoked to see the film.

Can't wait.

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich
I just watched the trilogy not too long ago, but the trailer is kinda making want to watch them again. Man the movie looks so good.

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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
That shot of Bilbo and the ring is amazing. Love it!

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