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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Cinema Discusso > The Hobbit.
 
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Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?

Dr Snofeld posted:

I loved that little aside at the end of the book about how Legolas and Gimli went and had a few adventures before Legolas buggered Gimli

I'd watch that movie

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Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?
Song chat!

Everyone is already familiar with how at least(part of) one song will go. But what about others?

There's the barrel song:

quote:

Down the swift dark stream you go
Back to lands you once did know!
Leave the halls and caverns deep,
Leave the northern mountains steep,
Where the forest wide and dim
Stoops in shadow grey and grim!

The kitchen song:

quote:

Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates –
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!

The Elf song:

quote:

O! what are you doing,
And where are you going?
Your ponies need shoeing!
The river is flowing!
O! tra-la-la-lally
Here down in the valley!

The spiders are dumb song:

quote:

Old fat spider spinning in a tree!
Old fat spider can't see me!
Attercop! Attercop!
Won't you stop,
Stop your spinning and look at me!
Old Tomnoddy, all big body,
Old Tomnoddy can't spy me!
Attercop! Attercop!
Down you drop!
You'll never catch me up your tree!

And the last part of the Roads Go Ever On song/poem, that Bilbo speaks as he is returning home, that I really hope they include:

quote:

Eyes that fire and sword have seen
And horror in the halls of stone
Look at last at meadows green
And the trees and hills they long have known.

There are a few more, of course, but some of these are... dreadfully silly. I kind of want them to be in the movie, but at the same time, I'm afraid of some horrific musical number with the Elves and the tra-la-la-lallying.

* # ¿ Jun 21, 2012 12:53
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Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?

Steve Yun posted:

Featurette reposted here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC5gk9qFsDE

There's dragon fire, but no dragon.

This was awesome, thank you.

* # ¿ Dec 7, 2012 02:52
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Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?
Man, Google lied to me and said one of my local theaters was showing it in HFR. =( This was not the case.

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