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Terrible Horse: :I

chief obrien cant sit down

# ? Dec 19, 2011 04:59

: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 20, 2013 14:01

Terrible Horse: :I

george costanza wanders in, noticing this.

# ? Dec 19, 2011 04:59

Boofy

only one bathroom on the enterprise

# ? Dec 19, 2011 05:00

-B l a z e i n g-

Im drinkeing myself retarded.,

# ? Dec 19, 2011 05:00

soiree of love

guess he'll never be the chairman of a major corporation

# ? Dec 19, 2011 05:00

kraftwerk singles: ~*LIL FARTZ*~

can't sit? sounds like a problem for a dog..in a dog world

# ? Dec 19, 2011 05:02

Terrible Horse: :I

george: I can sense the slightest human suffering.
picard: are you sensing anything right now.

# ? Dec 19, 2011 05:03

gobbles

Terrible Horse posted:

george: I can sense the slightest human suffering.
picard: are you sensing anything right now.

hahaha

# ? Dec 19, 2011 05:05

Volte

Sisko: "A donation has been made in your name to the Hu-man fund?" Quark!!

# ? Dec 19, 2011 05:05

-B l a z e i n g-

Terrible Horse posted:

george: I can sense the slightest human suffering.
picard: are you sensing anything right now.

# ? Dec 19, 2011 05:08

Terrible Horse: :I

picard: Could I offer you something to drink. Coffee? Anything?
kramer: Okay uh, yeah. I'll have a uh, you have a decaf cappuccino?
picard: I don't think we have that.
kramer: Well, that's a little strange.
picard: Why does that surprise you?
kramer: Well, it's uh, it's a very popular drink.
picard: This is a starship.
kramer: That's true.

# ? Dec 19, 2011 05:17

paraone

Terrible Horse posted:

picard: Could I offer you something to drink. Coffee? Anything?
kramer: Okay uh, yeah. I'll have a uh, you have a decaf cappuccino?
picard: I don't think we have that.
kramer: Well, that's a little strange.
picard: Why does that surprise you?
kramer: Well, it's uh, it's a very popular drink.
picard: This is a starship.
kramer: That's true.

correct answer-

picard: if it's not in the replicator feel free to program it in.

# ? Dec 19, 2011 05:26

Terrible Horse: :I

The Pussy Snob posted:

correct answer-

picard: if it's not in the replicator feel free to program it in.

geordi: it does other things!

# ? Dec 19, 2011 05:28

Volte

My phaser's gone! My phaser's gone!

# ? Dec 19, 2011 05:34

Kevin Sorbo

these pretzels are making me thirsty lol

# ? Dec 19, 2011 05:50

-B l a z e i n g-

slipnslide tragedy posted:

these pretzels are making me thirsty lol

# ? Dec 19, 2011 05:59

Terrible Horse: :I

worf: i love....broccoli

# ? Dec 19, 2011 06:07

Plumtree

newman: if you control hailing frequencies you contorl...information

# ? Dec 19, 2011 06:11

Watch Out Smarmy

Ladies and gentlemen.. of the G.E.D. class of 2233
I have one piece of advice for you
No matter what a stripper tells you
There's no chairs in the Transport Room.. NONE!
Oh there's TRANSPORT in the Transport Room
But you don't want Transport.. you want chairs
And there's NO chairs.. in the Transport Room

# ? Dec 19, 2011 06:16

That Turkey Story

The Blarghonauts posted:

Ladies and gentlemen.. of the G.E.D. class of 2233
I have one piece of advice for you
No matter what a stripper tells you
There's no chairs in the Transport Room.. NONE!
Oh there's TRANSPORT in the Transport Room
But you don't want Transport.. you want chairs
And there's NO chairs.. in the Transport Room

next gen takes place in the 24th century you idiot

# ? Dec 19, 2011 06:18

paraone

Terrible Horse posted:

worf: i love....broccoli

# ? Dec 19, 2011 06:23

Y Kant Ozma Post: show, pro-heart, that you have got gall!

Can you believe this. a wealth of information at your fingertips, the ability to create food almost out of thin air, to have a computer generate scenes in which you can have wild sex with the woman of your dreams, and there's not one chair in the transporter room. Not one! NOT ONE. lol

# ? Dec 19, 2011 07:41

Avon Farksdale: i know where there's a yurt for sale

I Ozma Myself posted:

Can you believe this. a wealth of information at your fingertips, the ability to create food almost out of thin air, to have a computer generate scenes in which you can have wild sex with the woman of your dreams, and there's not one chair in the transporter room. Not one! NOT ONE. lol

you gotta believe they have some drat comfy shoes in the future though.

# ? Dec 19, 2011 07:57

-B l a z e i n g-

Avon Farksdale posted:

you gotta believe they have some drat comfy shoes in the future though.

LOL for real bro.

# ? Dec 19, 2011 07:58

gobbles

Terrible Horse posted:

worf: i love....broccoli

# ? Dec 19, 2011 08:01

kraftwerk singles: ~*LIL FARTZ*~

oxblood-leather-bearing animals are long-extinct in the future

# ? Dec 19, 2011 08:03

Ralp: ^{_{be the change you want to see in the forums}}

obrien probably just turned the gravity down to like 2% and played with his dick and balls while he stood there

# ? Dec 19, 2011 11:43

Daikatana Ritsu

Chair beer. Chair beer.

# ? Dec 19, 2011 11:48

ultimatez0rmaster

Mods? Rename me The Pee Fury.

# ? Dec 19, 2011 11:52

WikiKathy: no fucking laws

rename pok o'brien's balls

# ? Dec 19, 2011 14:22

207-563-5532

blazeing w hitler posted:

Im drinkeing myself retarded.,

check the cool time on this post

# ? Dec 19, 2011 17:46

paraone

Pete and Skeet posted:

Mods? Rename me The Pee Fury.

I agree pok I think The Pee Furry would be an awesome name for you to have.

# ? Dec 19, 2011 18:01

Gene Rod N Berries: welcum 2 mah realm

Terrible Horse posted:

picard: Could I offer you something to drink. Coffee? Anything?
kramer: Okay uh, yeah. I'll have a uh, you have a decaf cappuccino?
picard: I don't think we have that.
kramer: Well, that's a little strange.
picard: Why does that surprise you?
kramer: Well, it's uh, it's a very popular drink.
picard: This is a starship.
kramer: That's true.

# ? Dec 19, 2011 18:06

Dusz

Business is slow for Buckfast until he gets a visit from the niece of the bottled water baron, John Ogorkiewicz. Missing, presumed dead, she needs proof. He takes on the case, unaware of the underlying conspiracy that will make the entire city quake in fear. But not before Buckfast has a bottle of whiskey and a pack of smokes.

# ? Dec 19, 2011 18:10

Y Kant Ozma Post: show, pro-heart, that you have got gall!

You know, animals work without chairs. The monkeys do that. I do not do that. I have evolved beyond the point where I'm comfortable performing mundane tasks while crouching or standing up. This is why we evolved!

# ? Dec 19, 2011 18:21

randomphrase

geordi: if we can just reharmonize the spectral emissions of the deflector array...
elaine: get out! *pushes geordi through plasma beam*
jerry: looks like he'll never be the head of a major corporation

# ? Dec 19, 2011 21:10

Y Kant Ozma Post: show, pro-heart, that you have got gall!

be de boh be doh (mouth sounds)

ELAINE is walking down the street when she passes GEORDI LAFORGE, who appears to be staring right at her cleavage. She rolls her eyes but is secretly flattered, turning around once he's walked past her to check out his backside.

Cut to Jerry's home later, where she mentions seeing a guy on the street who was very obviously admiring her cleavage.

JERRY
Oh! That's Geordi! Did you talk to Geordi? He's a great guy.

ELAINE
Uhhuh. What's with the visor thing? What, is this some sort of fashion statement?"

JERRY
Seriously? He's blind. (LAUGH TRACK)

ELAINE
Ooooooooooooooh. (clucks tongue) Well. Even so, he's still kind of cute.

The door opens abruptly and KRAMER enters, in a tizzy, carrying a tribble.
LAUGH TRACK

KRAMER
GOGAAAAAHHH!!!

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funny scene end

# ? Dec 19, 2011 21:22

manyak: Hate Mondays
Love Irony

are you nerd pieces of poo poo combining seinfeld with star trek lol

# ? Dec 19, 2011 21:23

why the ____ ____

Sensual Ozma Lover posted:

are you nerd pieces of poo poo combining seinfeld with star trek lol

yes. i want to beat them all up because their glasses and pocket protectors are making me mad.

# ? Dec 19, 2011 21:45

: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 20, 2013 14:01

WikiKathy: no fucking laws

I Ozma Myself posted:

be de boh be doh (mouth sounds)

ELAINE is walking down the street when she passes GEORDI LAFORGE, who appears to be staring right at her cleavage. She rolls her eyes but is secretly flattered, turning around once he's walked past her to check out his backside.

yo geordi can't appear to be staring at poo poo because of his VISOR (it's an acronym). thanks. sorry if you cleared this issue up later in your long post

# ? Dec 19, 2011 22:54

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