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CharlestheHammer posted:I am curious what you mean by this. That all the lovely things redditors say is just SRS planting things? He's saying all the racism and pedophilia was better back before he was being shamed for it. In those halcyon days before
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vxskud posted:Could someone please explain why MRA is so very upset about circumcision? "I was denied peepee rights by feminism because feminism determined it's the norm!" *ignores bible and thousands of years of practice* Yes. They blame feminism on circumcision. Then claim it's the EXACT SAME as female genital mutilation because everything is binary ever!
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VideoTapir posted:How would you know?  And what if like, what your penis sees as green, is what my penis sees as red, man. 
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I was just googling donkey circumcision photo album* and ended up right back in this thread. *for science lolol
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| # ¿ Mar 17, 2012 05:33 |
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Haymaker_Betty posted:WHY ARE THEY DOWNVOTING THE SANE ONE? These MRA guys are always claiming "OOH EVERYONE THINKS WE'RE CRAZY MISOGYNISTS BECAUSE OF A FEW CRAZIES!" so then they upvote those crazies, and downvote the san...ies. Ron Paul 2012
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I bet if you just searched for "the social contract" you would find a million hilarious paranoid posts.
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| # ¿ Mar 17, 2012 22:03 |
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Arnold of Soissons posted:Oh my god Tony edited his post for the MRApists. Oh, by the way, don't go the MRA thread that linked back to me. The link now goes to an edited post full of Game of Throne / ASOIAF spoilers.
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| # ¿ Mar 18, 2012 02:47 |
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Am I winning "Most SubredditDrama links", yet? How's RobotAnna doing?
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Dickeye posted:None of you have been declared MegaTrolls for posting reasonable opinions, though. I'm in the lead. Curse you being reasonable!
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By the transitive property of PUA, Caligula was an AFC because he never read "The Game."
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| # ¿ Mar 19, 2012 23:28 |
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So just to be clear: it's impossible to have sex with women unless you buy this book. Printed at a time when there were 6 billion people on earth. This book that says women don't enjoy sex was also predated by Sex and the City, Cosmo magazine, and dildos. People in normal sexual relationships are doing it wrong because they don't have a secret language and are also engaging in sex for recreation, rather than imaginary points. This book teaches you the right way. Lastly, everyone from male porn stars to happily married men have no idea how to get sex. Because they never bought this book. But, lucky you, if you pay $20, you won't be one of those regular idiots who must never be getting laid, ever. You'll have all the sex you can handle! Warning: if unable to get laid, try again until it happens. The system works we promise! Just give me money! (may also result in posts about ALMOST getting numbers. Satisfaction only guaranteed over a long enough time table.) So have any of them actually come to the conclusion that it's absolutely no different from any other Tony Robbins horseshit scam? It's honestly mind-blowing how obvious a scam this is. It's fortune telling for sad nerds.
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Haymaker_Betty posted:They're talking about their Reddit screennames as peacocking now. It's all a joke. It has to be. We're the dupes, and the entirety of PUA is just a hilarious decade-long troll. Because otherwise there is no  big enough.
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| # ¿ Mar 20, 2012 04:44 |
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quiggy posted:Ah yes, well-renowned news anchor Seth Meyers, from the respected news program Saturday Night Live Weekend Update. He forgot Tina Fey, David Spade, and Opera Man! 
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I didn't realize that was Charlie Gibson. 68 years young he is. Practically a babe in swaddling clothes.
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| # ¿ Mar 20, 2012 16:32 |
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Good news everyone! http://www.reddit.com/r/ShitRedditS..._objectionable/ The conspiracy clowns have gone full circle, and now angry pedophiles claim the RedditBomb never happened! Oh, and supreme court rulings are unconstitutional because 
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 01:45 |
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^^^Editorializing 101: "it's not me saying this dumb poo poo I want you to spread around" Everyone who has ever said that line needs to be wedgied from a flag pole and stuffed into a locker. Forever.
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 12:13 |
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Cakeequals posted:Oh, r/popping exists. That's something I feel like I never needed to know. Unless it's not anything close to what I'm thinking it is. Boils being lanced, cysts drained, and other fun. It's grossout poo poo, but oddly handy for med/nursing students who have to learn to suppress gagging. r/spacedicks is the same, but for infection/trauma. Edgy kids being edgy, but it's strangely an excellent tool for finding out "THE HUMAN BODY CAN DO THAT?!" So yeah, now you know when someone tries to link you.
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 13:29 |
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I can't wait for the day I can act like an animal and display dominance on someone smaller and weaker than myself! Not anyone bigger. I might get hurt. Pride is at stake here.
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Aleksei Vasiliev posted:lmao Oh my, what a clever ruse! A racist tricked racists into supporting a racist comment! We're clearly dealing with a professional troll.
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 13:48 |
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I like the dudes who aren't even like physicists or science dudes in any way and get indignant because they're "gamers" (read: like literally everyone, a drop of water in the ocean) and the show cheapens their nerd cred. "They made a joke about video games! ABC Primetime, LET MY PEOPLE GO!"
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His avatar for his comics is the reddit alien. He's not even a fictionalized version of himself. He's a corporate merchandising logo. He's too sad to mock. (except lol at the Che shirt)
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Arnold of Soissons posted:how do you masturbate unsafely? BRB, writing a xxx parody of Saw.
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 15:51 |
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http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comme...0/white_people/ Crackers be crackin'.
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 21:28 |
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Joseph Goebbels: apparently some kind of nazi from the second world war.
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Seven Five Nine posted:"Colored folk" Now remember this is coming from teens and 20-somethings who've never known a time without the Internet and all the information in the world readily available. ------- And again: Joseph Goebbels. Apparently a nazi or something. Always be Skeptical! (but don't read anything. ever.)
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DrProsek posted:I think he was active during the second world war? Or maybe he took part in that other important time period that involved Nazis that I keep getting it confused with. "Josef Stalin was like a king of Russia during the second world war or something." I wonder how much it would cost to hire Ken Burns to go to that guy's house and beat him within an inch of his life with a history textbook.
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Dickeye posted:Guys I'm pretty sure that "It looks like he was a Nazi!" thing was at least partly tongue-in-cheek. Nope. He's taking his beating in the thread.
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Miss Andrist posted:STEM major who hasn't read a book for at least a decade.txt I think what angers me the most is that this clearly implies he never saw Inglourious Basterds.
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 22:48 |
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The pink berries women biotruth thing will never stop being funny. No paragraph has ever been so wrong about everything. I love you, brave scientists of reddit.
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Glitterbomber posted:Seriously I forgot did anyone with a basic grasp of anthropology at least point out that there's no such thing as naturally happening pink berries in Africa? In the source? I don't think so. Farming, selective breeding, genetic engineering, etc. is way too complicated for redditors. Their heads would explode if you told them it took 3,000+ years of humans tampering in god's domain to get yellow corn, juicy red tomatoes, pink/red strawberries, meaty red apples, and big yellow bananas (with which to atheism).
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| # ¿ Mar 22, 2012 13:55 |
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Get out your tissues, it's time for some  A BLOO BLOO BLOO http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comme...ro_friend_once/
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Arnold of Soissons posted:Don't forget that women are also more detail-obsessed, because Men. Not detail obsessed. (edits wikipedia, checks fantasy baseball team, updates Magic the gathering and D&D set, knows every sports statistic, can name every pokemans, posts on tvtropes)
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Riosan posted:A bloo bloo indeed. Reading between the lines, it's quite sad how emotionally stunted this artist is. Well adjusted people are normally happy if their best friend gets into a relationship with a girl, not sad that "SHE TOOK MY FRIEND AWAYYYYYYYYY Don't forget the not-so-subtle "I want to be her BF" at the end. Awesome Animals is awesome. 
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Douche Bag posted:It's depressing that r/mens rights has more subscribers than r/feminism. So very very depressing. r/feminism is just MRAs. Reddit managed to pull this off by scaring every woman away by harassing and even doxing them. And being spectacularly lovely people. And reddit is really proud of the "No FEMALES Allowed" sign in front of their big stupid treehouse. Can't have any ladies in there mucking up the 40 posts on the front page that are posts about how difficult it is to get to the front page. Women will just get their vaginas and boobs all over everything and then what fun would it be then? The 70 "my face when..." posts on the front page would be meaningless if girls were allowed.
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CharlestheHammer posted:Yep, those were the comments. I don't understand how he thinks that is a valid argument though. American women can't complain about sexism because Arab women have it worse. Just like American atheists can't complain because Arab atheists have it worse. Dawkins status: LOGIC'd
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Miss Andrist posted:Reddit is literally Roman Polanski.
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| # ¿ Mar 23, 2012 18:53 |
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Crasscrab posted:Without the talent. Or originality. Arnold of Soissons posted:So this is what it's like when a wildcard gets wildcarded. Speaking of: someone sent me a link to the SubredditDrama thread where it was a copy-paste of my spoiler bomb. I don't know if it's the unoriginality, or if I just don't understand how trolled I was. I'm really confused. I guess I got served? By... reading spoilers... I wrote? (clearly this master troll is a perfect fit for the WILD CARDS)
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| # ¿ Mar 23, 2012 19:05 |
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I wonder how many MRAs threw a big baby tantrum over the KFC pink buckets. When was that, 2009? Does reddit archive poo poo? "I CAN'T EVEN EAT lovely FAST FOOD WITHOUT BEING REMINDED THAT FEMALES!!!!!!!!"
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quiggy posted:Does that make me a pedophile? Maybe a reformed pedophile? I'm so scared! "Literally every single person who has ever used reddit ever is a pedophile and I am hiding under their beds with bear mace and a taser and several FBI agents." - Tony Danza Claus
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Stultus Maximus posted:New custom title? There's some clever way of pointing out the irony in someone (who is one of many) that follows me around screenshotting every post I make, saying that *I* have too high an opinion of internet dick-joke artist Tony Danza Claus, but I'm too lazy to format it properly. I can't imagine a life so boring you dig through my post history full of Fozzie Bear-level jokes trying to find a conspiracy.
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