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NINbuntu 64
Feb 10, 2007



Matlock Birthmark posted:

Sorry, but nope!



The reason he spies on her is not because he's creepy. It's because one of the wizards whose parts make up his body had an obsession with her. He's completely free of guilt even though he clearly doesn't mind.

Quilt is a loving terrible character. All he's ever been is an invulnerable "pun" dispenser.

This would be interesting if it was explored at all and instead of just ogling her "bubble butt" he bothered to learn about himself and maybe grow as a character or have an existential crisis about how he's cobbled together out of a bunch of different people or something.

Nope, instead it's just terrible fanservice.

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Iacen
Mar 19, 2009

Si vis pacem, para bellum



Maple Leaf posted:

E: I'll repost for the new page:



Holy gently caress, I had to read this a second time. I had completely missed Spark looking sad. Who the hell care about what that loving cat thinks?

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006

She's from a small village near Surrey and oh my, this lady sure loves going into detail of her growing up and my tea's gone cold and sour.

Really struggling to feign attention at this point.


Iacen posted:

Holy gently caress, I had to read this a second time. I had completely missed Spark looking sad. Who the hell care about what that loving cat thinks?

I'm just sad that no one has received Mortal Sword's kitty as an avatar.

SynthOrange
May 6, 2007

I never arfed for MORT


Tengames posted:

I know, its so tragic right? So what if one of them was originally a man? They loved each other.

Why couldn't the world accept that?

Hahahah this is amazing. I was thinking how much all those characters looked alike, and you hammered it home.

Transmogrifier
Dec 10, 2004

Keep in mind, transmogrification is a new technology.

Matlock Birthmark posted:

Well. They are all pun dispensers. But while most of the cast makes puns while not in any danger, Quilt gets to make them during such times as...



having his loving head cut off.

What the gently caress is this? Is he supposed to be a superhero? I missed a lot of the Dominic Drinking so.. but holy christ. And that beard.

Psych
Feb 13, 2005

The Infernal

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

What really gets me about Quilt is how nonsensical it is that he's made up patchworky like that. Frankenstein's monster was made out of multiple corpses, and he was never described in that manner. Adam, the evil cyborg monster from Buffy, was a horrific abomination sewn together from corpses in much the same way, and he never looked that hosed up.

So why was Quilt made up of the biceps of one guy, the third knucklebone of the left index finger of another...

Mookie saw the Sci Fi Original movie Mr Stitch.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012


Razorwired posted:

There's a really good reason posters like me refer to the characters as Mookie, Knife Mookie, Wolf Mookie, etc.
Oh, they all look the same because they're all Mookie.

Speedball
Apr 15, 2008


Tengames posted:

I know, its so tragic right? So what if one of them was originally a man? They loved each other.

Why couldn't the world accept that?

*snort* Considering what happened in Bort's garden this is even more ridiculous.

Wasn't Bumper supposed to be Samashi royalty?

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004



NINbuntu 64 posted:

Oh no! Not that guy!
I'll always remember him for that thing he did.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

STOP BEING EVIL.


Where's all of Bumper's blood? His stumps were squirting out like supersoakers before, why'd they stop? There should be a giant puddle, not just a couple drops on the ground.

Mr. Wedenhart
Feb 3, 2011

AH, YES.
YOU FOUND MY
LAIR'S SECRET
ENTRANCE.


He's a dead character in dominic deegan: All his blood is at his mouth and around the flesh wound between his tits.

Mercury Hat
May 28, 2006

Also, robots never lie.

Speedball posted:

*snort* Considering what happened in Bort's garden this is even more ridiculous.

Wasn't Bumper supposed to be Samashi royalty?

Nah, his grandfather was a famous composer, that's all.

SlothfulCobra posted:

Where's all of Bumper's blood? His stumps were squirting out like supersoakers before, why'd they stop? There should be a giant puddle, not just a couple drops on the ground.

Um, he's DEAD. Your heart stops when you die, duh.

OriginalPseudonym
Nov 9, 2009

...and for the longest time I never understood why these people were gone the next day.


Mr. Wedenhart posted:

He's a dead character in dominic deegan: All his blood is at his mouth and around the flesh wound between his tits.

At least we know Mookie is an equal-opportunity tit-destroyer.

That said, it's friday. I'll believe Bumper is dead when he's in a casket in the ground, and even then he might have spirit-guidance things every once in awhile, like that guy who died when Deegan lost his leg, who we'll remember forever, whose name I forget.

Zenzirouj
Jun 10, 2004

What about you, thread?
You got any tricks?


Wait...that dead guy is supposed to be black?

Scintilla
Aug 24, 2010

I BEAT HIGHFORT
and all I got was this
jackass monkey


Zenzirouj posted:

Wait...that dead guy is supposed to be black?

Yes. Mookie really is that lazy.

WeaponBoy
Sep 27, 2000

The way he truly is.


Zenzirouj posted:

Wait...that dead guy is supposed to be black?

I`m pretty sure it's also nighttime, but then, who the gently caress can ever tell.

Matlock Birthmark
Sep 24, 2005



Zenzirouj posted:

Wait...that dead guy is supposed to be black?

Who knows what race Mookie intended him to be. But yes, Bumper was black. ...Or marker brown, take your pick.

Matlock Birthmark fucked around with this message at May 25, 2012 around 18:55

Dush
Jan 23, 2011

Mo' Money


WeaponBoy posted:

I`m pretty sure it's also nighttime, but then, who the gently caress can ever tell.

That's what I hate most about this comic, I think. It's not the awful characters and plotting. It's not the horrible writing. It's not the irredeemable character art. It's the fact that it is always, constantly in a big white void, wherever the characters are.

Wait actually I think I hate the other things I just said equally, nevermind. loving trash comic.

Mortal Sword
Jun 27, 2008



Matlock Birthmark posted:

Who knows what race Mookie intended him to be. But yes, Bumper was black. ...Or marker brown, take your pick.



Looks like a dogman.

Bad puppy.

Cordyceps Headache
Feb 13, 2012



DoodleMoogle posted:

You know what gets me the most about the last couple of weeks of strips?

They're all two dimensional.

Seriously. It feels like I'm watching a puppet show when all the panels are perfectly level with the characters, with their lower bodies cut off by the panels and having absolutely no perspective to speak of.
The muppet edits would fit perfectly with this poo poo. I can just imagine Mookie holding a muppet of Dominic with his hand shoved up the dolls rear end.

Actually. Yes. We need a muppet edit of this strip.

Maybe the "people" in DD are just supposed to be shapeshifting horrors who live on a two-dimensional plane? Would explain why their mouths aren't on the edge of their faces and why their anatomy keeps shifting.

Razorwired
Dec 7, 2008

How dare you masquerade as Limbo Royalty!

Eschers Basement posted:

Well, credit where credit is due. We've been bitching at Mookie for years that his conflicts have no sense of drama or importance because everything is always "heroes win with no effort or losses, villains look like idiots, gently caress YOU JOCKS, TEE HEE". And for the first time in a long while, the villains made off with their objective and someone on the 'good guys' (oh how ironic that term is here) side is dead.

Now, next steps for Mookie:
* Make the next loss someone we care about, for some reason other than "oh hey lets have everyone here and someone has to die and eh, don't care much about *this* guy"

* Make any of the characters someone we could care about.

* Make any of the plot something we could care about.

* Draw a cat like a goddamned cat.

But, y'know, one of the 'heroes' died today, so I'm feeling pretty good.

Jokes about the cat thing aside. I really do think the comic would get the tiniest chance of being good if Luna died.

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004



Razorwired posted:

Jokes about the cat thing aside. I really do think the comic would get the tiniest chance of being good if Luna died.
Supposedly, Mookie was going to do exactly that a few years ago - but then the thought of killing off Luna made him too sad and he decided to just have her become barren instead.

He then ret-conned that some time later and made it so that Luna actually had magic eggs.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006

She's from a small village near Surrey and oh my, this lady sure loves going into detail of her growing up and my tea's gone cold and sour.

Really struggling to feign attention at this point.


DaveWoo posted:

Supposedly, Mookie was going to do exactly that a few years ago - but then the thought of killing off Luna made him too sad and he decided to just have her become barren instead.

He then ret-conned that some time later and made it so that Luna actually had magic eggs.

Oh poo poo that means Bumper is going to turn into Jevsus and redeem us all.

Tatum Girlparts
Sep 8, 2011

Do you think you can destroy me with your Nexus? I who served Thuganomics, I who commanded The Cenation, hundreds of years before you were on NXT?

JosephWongKS posted:

Mookie's poo poo

So, I've had this video bookmarked for a while, I'm a huge fan of Reverend Gary Davis, he's basically one of the fathers of what we now call blues music and deserves far more praise than he already gets.

So now one of my favorite songs by one of my favorite dudes has "Dominic sent me too...Rest well Ilario, we'll miss you." and poo poo taking up its comments.

Mookie, I was ok when you just ruined the base concept of what good storytelling is, but now you're actively hurting things I love outside your field. Stop it.

Oh hey also, bro, the song written by the blind man who's siblings most all died about death being an emotionless visitor, that isn't 'for' your lovely webcomic.

WeaponBoy
Sep 27, 2000

The way he truly is.


DaveWoo posted:

Supposedly, Mookie was going to do exactly that a few years ago - but then the thought of killing off Luna made him too sad and he decided to just have her become barren instead.

He then ret-conned that some time later and made it so that Luna actually had magic eggs.

And because she couldn't have Dominic's kids (because he actually was infertile, unlike certain orc princess poseurs) she gave them away to let other infertile people have actual children.

I love how whenever Terraciano tries to write something that will make his characters appear magnanimous and self-sacrificing he writes it in such a way that his own tactlessness leaks through. Jazzhands, magic eggs, etc.

WeaponBoy fucked around with this message at May 25, 2012 around 20:33

That Old Ganon
Jan 2, 2012


Dush posted:

Is that where they are? Where are they? Obviously in some kind of field in the white void of Deegandia, but uh... weren't they inside a house when Jiminy attacked? Was that Dominic's house? How did they have this entire magical battle without trashing Dominic's house?
I think bugmage just put a hole in his roof and toppled over his little scrying table. Dominic was pulled outside, and that's where it looks like they've been ever since: Dominic's insanely spacious front yard. Thank goodness he doesn't live in that nondescript cityscape in the background, that might've been an opportunity to show this affecting people other than the main-ish cast!

Now that I think about it, just who was Bumper to these assholes? They might as well be horrified over the death of a redshirt.

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Somebody's poisoned the water hole!

TheHan posted:

Take me away from this terrible comic, Stunt.

Stunt...

THEY! ALL! HAVE! THE! SAME! FACE! AAAAAAAAAGH

Wandering Knitter
Feb 5, 2006


Midnight Voyager posted:

THEY! ALL! HAVE! THE! SAME! FACE! AAAAAAAAAGH

Ten years of artistic skill!

OriginalPseudonym
Nov 9, 2009

...and for the longest time I never understood why these people were gone the next day.


Wandering Knitter posted:

Ten years of artistic skill!

The hardest part of serial artwork is drawing characters consistently.

...which means you can cheat by drawing all the characters exactly the same

OriginalPseudonym fucked around with this message at May 26, 2012 around 00:56

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012


Iacen posted:

Bumper and Stunt are NOT gay. They are straight as arrows

sorry
bumper if
this
looks
gay to
the
viewers

Actually I guess it wouldn't look gay considering Bumper looks like a woman.

TheHan
Oct 29, 2011

STOP SHITPOSTING ASSHOLES

So I noticed some of you guys didn't, uh, Give a poo poo about this tragic death. Thought I'd help you out by giving you a few more options.

Olive Branch
May 26, 2010

There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance.


TheHan posted:

So I noticed some of you guys didn't, uh, Give a poo poo about this tragic death. Thought I'd help you out by giving you a few more options.




It is my hope Mookie sees this one day and feels terrible, burning shame.

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004



TheHan posted:

So I noticed some of you guys didn't, uh, Give a poo poo about this tragic death. Thought I'd help you out by giving you a few more options.


Jesus.

Ten years, Mookie. Ten. loving. Years.

Unlucky7
Jul 11, 2006

AG: Flyyyyyyyy!


Oh god, I just noticed Dominic smiling when Luna is the corpse.

Mortal Sword
Jun 27, 2008



TheHan posted:

So I noticed some of you guys didn't, uh, Give a poo poo about this tragic death. Thought I'd help you out by giving you a few more options.



Haha, drat. Nicely done.

Eight-Six
Oct 26, 2007


TheHan posted:

So I noticed some of you guys didn't, uh, Give a poo poo about this tragic death. Thought I'd help you out by giving you a few more options.



Holy poo poo.

Is Spark's eyes following Luna's breasts or is it just me (thinking that, not following the breasts)?

Regardless, that is an awesome .gif. Any single frame could actually be one created by Terracciano. After looking at it long enough, while I could still kind of tell you who died, I could not, at all, tell you what the panel composition was or what Bumper even looked like.

Mr.Blobfish
Sep 5, 2011


I have to be honest, I only pop in here occasionally, but I still have a lot of trouble figuring out the genders of half of these characters.

Mortal Sword
Jun 27, 2008



Mr.Blobfish posted:

I have to be honest, I only pop in here occasionally, but I still have a lot of trouble figuring out the genders of half of these characters.

When in danger, the female of the species flares portions of its anatomy like the neck skin of the Frilled Lizard.

Runaway Bro
Sep 7, 2010

I been across the universe and inside of flowers


A scene so sad that even the cat gets a reaction shot.




I have no words.

Runaway Bro fucked around with this message at May 26, 2012 around 05:58

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Bifauxnen
Aug 11, 2010

god damnt komaeda
what the fuck is
wrong with you



Unlucky7 posted:

Oh god, I just noticed Dominic smiling when Luna is the corpse.

I also love how Dominic is the only (human) one who can't possibly die.

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