Funny Pictures XII: When I die I want to be made into a helicopter like that.

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dinozombiesgoRARR: Dec 25, 2010; Momma said knock you out

# ? Feb 9, 2012 14:17

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# ? May 22, 2013 17:05

Mainwaring: Jun 22, 2007; Disco is not dead! Disco is LIFE!

GuardianOfAsgaard posted:

Shouldn't he have 151 pokemon and not 152? (I hate myself for checking that)

# ? Feb 9, 2012 14:26

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; JACKASSERY!

Dodgeball posted:

I gotta wonder if that cop realized that at that exact moment he became a walking stereotype. Like, the second he pulled over the truck if he started thinking "Oh gently caress I hope no one has a camera."

# ? Feb 9, 2012 14:31

Buh: May 17, 2008

Mainwaring posted:

Shouldn't he have 151 pokemon and not 152? (I hate myself for checking that)

Nah, he's got a Missingno. Ot a Mewthree.

# ? Feb 9, 2012 15:31

GOTTA STAY FAI: Mar 24, 2005; It so happens that I have mail-order degrees in murderology and murderonomy.

Buh posted:

Nah, he's got a Missingno. Ot a Mewthree.

Pikablu.

# ? Feb 9, 2012 16:12

Lolitas Alright!: Sep 15, 2007; This is your friend.
She fights for your freedom.

Category Fun! posted:

There was another version where the guy made a huge speech after the girl, which was funny because the guy's speech used a bunch of specific fictional situations to point out how the girl was wrong whereas the girl's speech just says "Don't be so drat creepy". Apparently that's really offensive to reddit users.

Also I was joking dude

Is it the same speech he says in the edit with Airman? I'm posting the ones I find to my buddy, who's had some problems with the ladies recently. He posted some retarded macro stating "DEAR FEMALES I AM A NICE GUY AND I STAND BY YOU WHEN YOU GET TRASHED BY YOUR TERRIBLE BOYFRIENDS. YOU HAVE SCREWED ME SO I AM GIVING UP ON RELATIONSHIPS 5EVER (BECAUSE THAT'S MORE THAN 4EVER)". He had so many male friends liking the post and going "PREACH IT, SON" that I just had to find that comic for him.

Also, I wasn't being serious either

Lolitas Alright! fucked around with this message at Feb 9, 2012 around 16:56

# ? Feb 9, 2012 16:54

Command Ant: Aug 9, 2010; In exchange for a wish
You took my soul
And you put it inside
A Faberge Egg?!

Please stop talking about your relationship problems in the funny pictures thread.

# ? Feb 9, 2012 19:18

redmercer: Sep 15, 2011; Can't post for 8 days!

Command Ant posted:

So... the Lusty Eldritch Maid?

# ? Feb 9, 2012 20:11

ZeeToo: Feb 20, 2008; I'm a kitty!

Wade Wilson posted:

I'll see that and raise you this:

# ? Feb 9, 2012 21:20

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it
you little ho-bot

# ? Feb 9, 2012 22:30

Jazzcactus: May 17, 2004; Rising up from the heat of the desert!

Mah dog Tango

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# ? Feb 9, 2012 22:38

Friend: Aug 3, 2008

Jazzcactus posted:

Mah dog Tango

# ? Feb 9, 2012 22:50

Dillbag: Mar 4, 2007; OK

# ? Feb 9, 2012 22:50

Sir Nose: Mar 28, 2009

Dillbag posted:

Who's the dude in the middle supposed to be?

# ? Feb 9, 2012 23:37

Peas and Rice: Jul 14, 2004; Purveyor of fine previously-used vessels and coffins.

Sir Nose posted:

Who's the dude in the middle supposed to be?

Stan Lee.

# ? Feb 9, 2012 23:52

Bubble Bathory: Apr 22, 2008; HELLO, YES, THIS IS BUBBLE BATHORY. LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE WHO CAN'T STOP POSTING ABOUT HOW MUCH HE LOVES MEMES.

THAT'S THE JOKE.

Friend posted:

Terrifying!

# ? Feb 9, 2012 23:54

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense.

pshh that's for wimps, I have a gallon of stage blood on hand for any emergency. I figure if someone breaks in the house, I'll throw it on myself and all over the house, then the burglar will run, not wanting to be accused of a murder someone else committed. Unless it's a necrophiliac burglar of course, then I have to lay there and get hosed before he robs my place.

# ? Feb 10, 2012 00:06

Chroisman: Mar 27, 2010

Here's a photo we sneakily took in a KFC during a trip to Tasmania.

# ? Feb 10, 2012 14:25

wyoming: Jun 7, 2010; Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

Trivial Fursuit posted:

To make this even better, that symbol is that of the Swedish police. Yes, that's the police's secret fap-methods.

That's the sound of the police.

That's the sound of the beast.

# ? Feb 10, 2012 15:00

Tricerapowerbottom: Jun 16, 2008; WILL MY PONY RECOGNIZE MY VOICE IN HELL

# ? Feb 10, 2012 15:43

Nilbog Resident: Dec 23, 2005; I should stop posting in YLLS and go lift with my Ninja Dad, because I literally look like this IRL

Sir Nose posted:

Who's the dude in the middle supposed to be?

Looks like Doctor Light.

e: ...sort of

# ? Feb 10, 2012 17:14

Friend: Aug 3, 2008

Bubble Bathory posted:

Terrifying!

Well yes, but it's still a weird thing to have on display

# ? Feb 10, 2012 18:52

Dillbag: Mar 4, 2007; OK

Nilbog Resident posted:

Looks like Doctor Light.

e: ...sort of

I always figured it was Reed Richards.

# ? Feb 10, 2012 18:55

Mulefisk: Sep 24, 2007; I am angry.
ANGRY ABOUT CITIES

Friend posted:

Well yes, but it's still a weird thing to have on display

Maybe he does theater? Shouldn't be so judgmental.

# ? Feb 10, 2012 19:21

Ularg: Mar 2, 2010

# ? Feb 10, 2012 19:45

IUG: Jul 14, 2007; Without me, there is no mission.
I am the mission!

Did people forget that you're not supposed to post pictures of their wacky pets/friends?

# ? Feb 10, 2012 19:51

Morpheus: Apr 18, 2008; HAMDOGS: Like staring into the Flame of God

IUG posted:

Did people forget that you're not supposed to post pictures of their wacky pets/friends?

That's from imgur.

Besides, why would anyone have a pet duck?

# ? Feb 10, 2012 19:57

Dillbag: Mar 4, 2007; OK

IUG posted:

Did people forget that you're not supposed to post pictures of their wacky pets/friends?

Lots of people seem to have trouble reading OPs.

_{(N.B. None of these people are my friends or pets)}

# ? Feb 10, 2012 20:03

Druggachusettes: Jul 31, 2007

IUG posted:

Did people forget that you're not supposed to post pictures of their wacky pets/friends?

I thought it was pretty clever and funny.

# ? Feb 10, 2012 20:04

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it
you little ho-bot

Morpheus posted:

Besides, why would anyone have a pet duck?

A man's best friend is his duck.

# ? Feb 10, 2012 20:06

Bubble Bathory: Apr 22, 2008; HELLO, YES, THIS IS BUBBLE BATHORY. LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE WHO CAN'T STOP POSTING ABOUT HOW MUCH HE LOVES MEMES.

THAT'S THE JOKE.

IUG posted:

Did people forget that you're not supposed to post pictures of their wacky pets/friends?

Thank god at least you're around to remind us.

# ? Feb 10, 2012 20:11

Dr. MonkeyThunder: Sep 21, 2005; The spider-men are over-breeding!

IUG posted:

Did people forget that you're not supposed to post pictures of their wacky pets/friends?

What are you talking about? That's clearly a camera-phone self shot. Judging by the duckface it's probably off facebook.

# ? Feb 10, 2012 20:49

CivilDisobedience: Dec 27, 2008

Dr. MonkeyThunder posted:

What are you talking about? That's clearly a camera-phone self shot. Judging by the duckface it's probably off facebook.

How did he hold the camera if both hands are occupied by the phone?!

# ? Feb 10, 2012 21:15

Male Man: Aug 16, 2008; Im, too sexy for your teatime
Too sexy for your teatime
That tea that you're just driiinkiing

CivilDisobedience posted:

How did he hold the camera if both hands are occupied by the phone?!

Read Dr. MonkeyThunder's post again. It's a camera-phone.

# ? Feb 10, 2012 21:35

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# ? Feb 10, 2012 21:35

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Super Grub posted:

These are the sort of bleak, jaded women I'd expect to find at one of Gatsby's parties.

# ? Feb 10, 2012 23:56

Robviously: Aug 21, 2010; Genius. Billionaire. Playboy. Philanthropist.

Morpheus posted:

Besides, why would anyone have a pet duck?

Because ducks eat free at Subway.

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# ? Feb 11, 2012 00:25

Thunderfinger: Jan 15, 2011

Robviously posted:

Because ducks eat free at Subway.

Wait, are you serious with that?

# ? Feb 11, 2012 00:32

CharlesWillisMaddox: Jun 6, 2007; by angerbeet

Morpheus posted:

That's from imgur.

Besides, why would anyone have a pet duck?

I don't get it. Is he dying because he ate poisonous mushrooms?

# ? Feb 11, 2012 00:47

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# ? May 22, 2013 17:05

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CharlesWillisMaddox posted:

I don't get it. Is he dying because he ate poisonous mushrooms?

He's tripping because he ate psychedelic mushrooms.

# ? Feb 11, 2012 00:48

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