Funny Pictures XII: When I die I want to be made into a helicopter like that.

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Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; Men call it 'The Weed'
Gods 'The Herb of the Field'
'Seaweed of Chills' in hell
'Bong-Food' the giants,
'Fair-Trees' the elves,
'The Dank' is it called by the Wanes.

CocoaBreadKonQueso posted:

This is in a bathroom at my university. Silly engineers. Shortly after this pic was taken, I'm almost certain someone urinated on it.

"DUCHAAAAAMP!!"

# ? Apr 16, 2012 19:56

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# ? May 25, 2013 10:09

Mr. Gibbycrumbles: Aug 30, 2004; Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

bonestructure posted:

I guess that's the same look I'd have on my face if all of my dreams just came true.

# ? Apr 16, 2012 21:19

bonestructure: Sep 25, 2008; ♫ The best part of waking up
Is CATFISH IN YOUR CUP! ♫

"ALL THE FISH"

# ? Apr 16, 2012 21:27

godogg: Dec 29, 2008

# ? Apr 16, 2012 23:35

Gau: Nov 18, 2003

godogg posted:

This is loving amazing. I miss Bill.

# ? Apr 17, 2012 00:01

Aericura: Jun 12, 2003; I will eat your soul.

# ? Apr 17, 2012 10:56

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; FREEDOM FIGHTERS

Aericura posted:

This would be great if the widow was split into four!

# ? Apr 17, 2012 14:40

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; Men call it 'The Weed'
Gods 'The Herb of the Field'
'Seaweed of Chills' in hell
'Bong-Food' the giants,
'Fair-Trees' the elves,
'The Dank' is it called by the Wanes.

Radio Paranoia posted:

This would be great if the widow was split into four!

The Aristocrats!

# ? Apr 17, 2012 16:21

bonestructure: Sep 25, 2008; ♫ The best part of waking up
Is CATFISH IN YOUR CUP! ♫

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# ? Apr 17, 2012 16:23

wooly: Jun 5, 2005

Radio Paranoia posted:

This would be great if the widow was split into four!

And on the bottom left.

# ? Apr 17, 2012 18:03

Captain_Maclaine: Sep 30, 2001; Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

wooly posted:

And on the bottom left.

And the house occasionally collapsed when you raised the blinds.

# ? Apr 17, 2012 18:17

Eggbeater Jesus: Sep 21, 2008; Add a dab of lavender to milk. Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

Captain_Maclaine posted:

And the house occasionally collapsed when you raised the blinds.

And it occasionally locked you out while it put itself through a minor renovation.

# ? Apr 17, 2012 18:20

Saint Sputnik: Mar 31, 2007; yeah swing low, sweet
jewel-encrusted chariot
make me young again
make me well

Eggbeater Jesus posted:

And it occasionally locked you out while it put itself through a minor renovation.

But hey at least the doorbell has two buttons.

# ? Apr 17, 2012 18:27

RillAkBea: Oct 10, 2008

Saint Sputnik posted:

But hey at least the doorbell has two buttons.

My friend built a linux house on his xbox, it takes real skillz.

And to run it into the ground, doors open 2% faster, you sleep 3.5% better, you can change the entire bathroom out without disconnecting the water mains but you need to rebuild the entire house every time you need to change a lightbulb, and you'll need a windows house built onto the house if you actually want to use any regular furniture.

So long internet 10 years ago, I did not miss thee.

# ? Apr 17, 2012 18:34

morestuff: Aug 2, 2008

Hey, a funny picture:

# ? Apr 17, 2012 18:50

VanSandman: Feb 16, 2011; I already miss my old avatar...

godogg posted:

What Barack doesn't realize is this is how Bill enters every room.

# ? Apr 17, 2012 19:44

mllaneza: Apr 28, 2007; Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952

Eggbeater Jesus posted:

And it occasionally locked you out while it put itself through a minor renovation.

If you renovate, the locks mysteriously change and you have to show your deed to the locksmith to get back in.

# ? Apr 17, 2012 19:45

TIGER HOODZ: Aug 3, 2009; Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

# ? Apr 17, 2012 19:51

BRISTOL PALINS BABY: Aug 25, 2005; By Crom! These instruments are AMAZING!

Nastyman posted:

The Aristocrats!

That took me a minute.

# ? Apr 17, 2012 19:56

Sex Hobbit: Jul 24, 2007; because we are cat

Yer a wizard, Rocky!

# ? Apr 17, 2012 20:08

Druggachusettes: Jul 31, 2007

That's terrifying, why would someone even think to create that?

# ? Apr 17, 2012 20:17

RizieN: May 15, 2004; and it was still hot.

Because it makes people like me giggle profusely while procrastinating at work.

# ? Apr 17, 2012 20:26

Saint Sputnik: Mar 31, 2007; yeah swing low, sweet
jewel-encrusted chariot
make me young again
make me well

http://contextfreepatentart.tumblr.com/

# ? Apr 17, 2012 20:26

Mescal: Jul 23, 2005

Saint Sputnik posted:

http://contextfreepatentart.tumblr.com/

This is great!

EDIT: removed image from that tumblr, which was mostly text

# ? Apr 17, 2012 23:02

Starter Wiggin: Feb 1, 2009; Screw the enemy's gate man, I've got a fucking TAIL!
Do you know how crazy the ladies go for those?

This dog is up for adoption near me. I wish I had room for this chill as gently caress fella.

# ? Apr 17, 2012 23:05

Fauxtool: Oct 21, 2008; Anime is serious business!

This old dude loves his tittays.

It's apparently blown up on the internet since I posted here. People seem to think it's his collection.
It belongs to his seventeen year old grand-daughter, he just signs for the packages and opens them before said grand-daughter gets home.

the original post http://myfigurecollection.net/picture/406531
"I had to run down to my Grandparents the day I received my Cattleya statue. I stopped at the post office before going there and just couldn't wait to get home to open it! Besides, my Grandpa was eagerly awaiting to see the statue I've been going on about for months.

He said it was amazing, but I'm not sure if he was referring to Cattleya or the statue itself, lol. He kept asking to hold her but I just couldn't risk it. It was a miracle that she didn't come broken and I didn't want to jinx it. Besides that, my Grandma wouldn't allow it (she wouldn't allow Grandpa to see her topless either), lol.

On a serious note: My Grandpa is going to be 89 this Tuesday. He's been through the war, a stroke, bladder cancer and open heart surgery at age 87. He truly is an amazing Grandpa, person, and fighter and I am proud to call him my hero. <3"

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Apr 17, 2012 23:10

72o: Dec 14, 2007

I took this in a bar in Ireland tonight. Goons are everywhere!

# ? Apr 18, 2012 01:45

Micromancer: Apr 17, 2002; He went out to the store
and when he got back
Roll-marks said .22 Short, jack.
If anything I could say that
this gun was rare
Its covered it sweat,
toilet water, and hair

72o posted:

I took this in a bar in Ireland tonight. Goons are everywhere!

Ok, That's awesome.

Edit:

Micromancer fucked around with this message at Apr 18, 2012 around 03:14

# ? Apr 18, 2012 02:36

Passion for Dilbert: Dec 5, 2007

Related: I found some local hardcore band's cd at a record store in Melbourne. It was free, so of course I took one.

ROCK ON HAILGUN

# ? Apr 18, 2012 13:06

Efexeye: Jan 25, 2007

I never give beggars change but I had to sling the guy a buck.

# ? Apr 18, 2012 20:17

iSimian: Jan 19, 2008; Well, there's your problem!

Passion for Dilbert posted:

Related: I found some local hardcore band's cd at a record store in Melbourne. It was free, so of course I took one.

ROCK ON HAILGUN

This is the same picture (not a CD, but the real picture) our professor showed us this monday in class at the university.

In Norway.

This goon is everywhere.

# ? Apr 18, 2012 21:11

CreedyKillZ: Mar 26, 2011; I love those crazy Dutch

godogg posted:

Why cant he be president again. Bill, I mean.

# ? Apr 18, 2012 21:43

Selavi: Jan 1, 2010

iSimian posted:

This is the same picture (not a CD, but the real picture) our professor showed us this monday in class at the university.

In Norway.

For what reason..?

# ? Apr 18, 2012 21:46

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; Men call it 'The Weed'
Gods 'The Herb of the Field'
'Seaweed of Chills' in hell
'Bong-Food' the giants,
'Fair-Trees' the elves,
'The Dank' is it called by the Wanes.

Efexeye posted:

I never give beggars change but I had to sling the guy a buck.

So who won?

# ? Apr 18, 2012 22:07

Efexeye: Jan 25, 2007

He slapped my Mother in Law in the STFU and I was utterly satisfied.

# ? Apr 18, 2012 22:16

Ccs: Feb 25, 2011

So this very excited looking dinosaur is my new favorite thing on the internet.

http://rutgersrex.tumblr.com/

# ? Apr 18, 2012 22:19

Azrael Alexander: Jun 24, 2011; No one ever asks if Bender would like to live in a tiny little house. Not that I would. A tiny little house that says "Bender" on it.

Starter Wiggin posted:

This dog is up for adoption near me. I wish I had room for this chill as gently caress fella.

Wanna smoosh that face

Look at that smile. He knows he's cool.

# ? Apr 19, 2012 00:53

Micromancer: Apr 17, 2002; He went out to the store
and when he got back
Roll-marks said .22 Short, jack.
If anything I could say that
this gun was rare
Its covered it sweat,
toilet water, and hair

Passion for Dilbert posted:

Related: I found some local hardcore band's cd at a record store in Melbourne. It was free, so of course I took one.

ROCK ON HAILGUN

I need a copy of that album if at all possible.

Edit: Was shown their Facebook page - so I asked them directly for a copy

iSimian posted:

This is the same picture (not a CD, but the real picture) our professor showed us this monday in class at the university.

In Norway.

This goon is everywhere.

What class is this for?

Micromancer fucked around with this message at Apr 19, 2012 around 06:18

# ? Apr 19, 2012 02:29

Elendil004: Mar 22, 2003; A/T: ASK ME ABOUT AIRSOFT AND NOT LETTING GO

micromancer you showed up on the local airsoft forum as a MEME about airsoft. Your archetypical bed picture.

# ? Apr 19, 2012 12:52

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iSimian: Jan 19, 2008; Well, there's your problem!

Selavi posted:

For what reason..?

Mostly just as a funny picture, not syllabus, but it was in a Digital Culture class, so in that regards pretty drat spot on.

# ? Apr 19, 2012 12:58

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