Funny Pictures XII: When I die I want to be made into a helicopter like that.

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Chard: Aug 24, 2010

Toast Museum posted:

The linked article says that it is.

But only in the last paragraph under a second picture, because the Mail is a filthy yellow rag that no one should read for anything but bemused disdain.

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# ? May 26, 2013 05:46

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?

The really worrying part of that pic is that there's no tank, so he won't be able to flush (or try to anyway) what he smashed out

# ? May 17, 2012 07:39

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; FREEDOM FIGHTERS

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

The really worrying part of that pic is that there's no tank, so he won't be able to flush (or try to anyway) what he smashed out

PUNY TOILET!

Radio Paranoia fucked around with this message at May 17, 2012 around 07:48

# ? May 17, 2012 07:46

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?

I think that's the most inbred cat I've seen

# ? May 17, 2012 12:42

Livingston: Jun 28, 2007; hiiitsss

# ? May 17, 2012 12:57

OK Octopus: Nov 26, 2007; drunk octopus
wants to fight you

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

I think that's the most inbred cat I've seen

... I will loving stab you with a knife.

Also, bread related pictures.

# ? May 17, 2012 13:26

Eh! Frank: Mar 28, 2006

OK Octopus posted:

Loafers?

# ? May 17, 2012 13:37

Scarf: Jun 23, 2005; Hello.

Eh! Frank posted:

Loafers?

Welp, wrap it up boys. That does it for this thread. Well done

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? May 17, 2012 13:47

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Livingston posted:

That parking lot is now a federally protected wetland.

# ? May 17, 2012 13:50

Bad Sneakers: Sep 4, 2004; me irl

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

The really worrying part of that pic is that there's no tank, so he won't be able to flush (or try to anyway) what he smashed out

Also that he's sitting on it with the lid down. Poo's gonna get everywhere.

# ? May 17, 2012 13:50

SneakyCracker: Oct 28, 2003; IRC - Its nothing more than multiplayer notepad.

Bad Sneakers posted:

Also that he's sitting on it with the lid down. Poo's gonna get everywhere.

I think that would be the edge of the seat you're seeing, not the lid.

# ? May 17, 2012 13:53

Etrips: Nov 8, 2004

Bad Sneakers posted:

Also that he's sitting on it with the lid down. Poo's gonna get everywhere.

All those horror stories of people finding poop EVERYWHERE? There is your answer.

# ? May 17, 2012 13:53

Boiled Water: Apr 5, 2006; YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

euphronius posted:

That parking lot is now a federally protected wetland.

You mean it was federally protected wetland.

# ? May 17, 2012 13:58

Command Ant: Aug 9, 2010; In exchange for a wish
You took my soul
And you put it inside
A Faberge Egg?!

Boiled Water posted:

You mean it was federally protected wetland.

Well, now it's federally protected parkland.

# ? May 17, 2012 14:32

FogHelmut: Dec 18, 2003; Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.

# ? May 17, 2012 16:13

stubblyhead: Sep 13, 2007; That is treason, Johnny!

euphronius posted:

That parking lot is now a federally protected wetland.

The store better just hope it doesn't decide to nest right there in the middle of anything. A nesting goose give even fewer fucks about you or anything else if that's possible.

# ? May 17, 2012 16:28

Etrips: Nov 8, 2004

stubblyhead posted:

The store better just hope it doesn't decide to nest right there in the middle of anything. A nesting goose give even fewer fucks about you or anything else if that's possible.

This. One chased my car for a few yards when I passed by it the other day

# ? May 17, 2012 17:24

redmercer: Sep 15, 2011; Can't post for 4 days!

stubblyhead posted:

The store better just hope it doesn't decide to nest right there in the middle of anything. A nesting goose give even fewer fucks about you or anything else if that's possible.

Unless I'm mistaken, that's a park in Boise, Idaho where the fuckers live year-round; fat, sassy, protected, and dropping massive green turds everywhere.

Heh heh... turds.

redmercer fucked around with this message at May 17, 2012 around 17:42

# ? May 17, 2012 17:39

DarkCrawler: Apr 6, 2009; Man you spin around on the roof of a building couple of times and people going to think that some other news company is trying to ape Daily Planet

OK Octopus posted:

# ? May 17, 2012 18:26

Livingston: Jun 28, 2007; hiiitsss

# ? May 17, 2012 20:19

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; ZWAP ZWAP ZWAP

Livingston posted:

Luciano Pavarooster?

# ? May 17, 2012 20:29

pageerror404: Feb 14, 2012; A steaming mug of it!

# ? May 18, 2012 00:32

I: Aug 4, 2006; by Y Kant Ozma Post

*Made a mod giggle*

Somebody fucked around with this message at May 18, 2012 around 02:48

# ? May 18, 2012 00:38

Breetai: Nov 6, 2005; Mah spoon is too big!

pageerror404 posted:

I would probably legit buy this as a Mass Effect DLC costume.

# ? May 18, 2012 01:16

Agent355: Jul 26, 2011; *Countersong*

pageerror404 posted:

I'm sure some people are going to call these creepy but I legit love every one of them.

# ? May 18, 2012 01:50

JGdmn: Jun 12, 2005; Like I give a fuck.

pageerror404 posted:

Too legit to quit.

# ? May 18, 2012 02:41

t_violet: Dec 28, 2008; Shake it baby

pageerror404 posted:

This one feels lazy, like it's too literal. The Beavis and Butthead ones are good 'cause they could actually be people but they're still recognizable as the cartoons. This one couldn't actually be a person.

This one's a little closer but not quite there either.

# ? May 18, 2012 03:03

VanSandman: Feb 16, 2011; I already miss my old avatar...

The Buzz Lightyear one isn't really using cartoonish proportions or anything.

# ? May 18, 2012 03:42

BaconButts: Jan 26, 2011; It was worth ten dollars to everyone but me.

pageerror404 posted:

I'm like 90% sure the artist used a picture of his ballsack for this.

# ? May 18, 2012 04:38

klockwerk: Jun 30, 2007; dsch

t_violet posted:

This one feels lazy, like it's too literal. The Beavis and Butthead ones are good 'cause they could actually be people but they're still recognizable as the cartoons. This one couldn't actually be a person.

This one's a little closer but not quite there either.

The Beavis and Butthead ones are not computer generated images (as I assume most of these are). They are actual sculptures made by a special effects make-up artist.

They are awesome.

# ? May 18, 2012 05:15

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; FREEDOM FIGHTERS

NWS for man-rear end

# ? May 18, 2012 07:21

I: Aug 4, 2006; by Y Kant Ozma Post

# ? May 18, 2012 07:46

Maximum Planck: Feb 16, 2012; yeah baby let me see
that body radiate

Livingston posted:

Reminds me of this

Noisia album cover:

# ? May 18, 2012 09:38

Iacen: Mar 19, 2009; Si vis pacem, para bellum

I posted:

Can I request an explanation for this one?

# ? May 18, 2012 10:20

Etrips: Nov 8, 2004

Iacen posted:

Can I request an explanation for this one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9oX-kZ_9k

# ? May 18, 2012 10:26

Ishamael: Feb 18, 2004; You don't have to love me, but you will respect me.

Iacen posted:

Can I request an explanation for this one?

There was a show called Diff'rent Strokes, and Gary Coleman's catchphrase was "What'chu talkin' bout, Willis?" (said to his brother Willis).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9oX-kZ_9k

Zach is asking it of Bruce Willis, who is not amused.

E: f;b

# ? May 18, 2012 10:49

LLJKSiLk: Jul 7, 2005

# ? May 18, 2012 15:07

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005; _{just bad poster}

Iacen posted:

Can I request an explanation for this one?

And half the forum ages 30 years in a single post.

# ? May 18, 2012 15:10

Morpheus: Apr 18, 2008; HAMDOGS: Like staring into the Flame of God

VendaGoat posted:

And half the forum ages 30 years in a single post.

Christ I just realized it was because he didn't know the quote, the not the faux-talk show thing that the pictures are from.

You bastard.

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Gorilla Salad: Sep 22, 2003; There's no problem that can't be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts

It's been tough since, Whose Line ended.

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