Funny Pictures XII: When I die I want to be made into a helicopter like that.

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Solus: May 31, 2011

Slime posted:

Wait...HIS baby, huh? Riiiiight.

that baby looks a good 6 months old at least.

# ? Sep 4, 2012 10:48

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# ? May 22, 2013 04:20

Mister_Eel: Jun 29, 2007

Slime posted:

Wait...HIS baby, huh? Riiiiight.

That baby looks at least a year old. 12+9 months=21 months. He probably knocked her up long before he was deployed.

# ? Sep 4, 2012 10:49

Segmentation Fault: Jun 7, 2012; Floppy ears and a big gun!

Slime posted:

Wait...HIS baby, huh? Riiiiight.

Well, the baby would have to be a minimum of 5 months old, and it looks right there. So it's probably his baby.

# ? Sep 4, 2012 10:57

noggut: Jan 15, 2008

But he'd have to have sex with her 9 months before the baby was born, and 9 months ago he was out on the sea.

# ? Sep 4, 2012 11:04

nippythefish: Nov 20, 2007; Not such a bad gar, after all.

noggut posted:

But he'd have to have sex with her 9 months before the baby was born, and 9 months ago he was out on the sea.

The baby is about 5 or 6 months old. 9 + 5 = 14, the number of months he was out at sea. Get it yet?

e: snipped crap FB screenshot

nippythefish fucked around with this message at Sep 5, 2012 around 14:26

# ? Sep 4, 2012 11:07

slinkimalinki: Jan 17, 2010; Through moonlight and shadow she'd prowl and she'd pry.

noggut posted:

But he'd have to have sex with her 9 months before the baby was born, and 9 months ago he was out on the sea.

If that's a newborn, it's a miracle that woman can even stand upright.

# ? Sep 4, 2012 11:07

Parallel Paraplegic: Mar 2, 2010; HELP IM CRY

I prefer to believe that baby was just born, and he caught it after the first bounce

# ? Sep 4, 2012 11:39

Segmentation Fault: Jun 7, 2012; Floppy ears and a big gun!

From a patent Sony recently filed for inserting advertising into video games.

I just love the image of a guy getting up off his couch, shouting "McDonalds!", and sitting back down as if nothing happened.

# ? Sep 4, 2012 12:12

RagingBoner: Jan 10, 2006; Real Wood Pencil

Segmentation Fault posted:

From a patent Sony recently filed for inserting advertising into video games.

I just love the image of a guy getting up off his couch, shouting "McDonalds!", and sitting back down as if nothing happened.

This is a truly brilliant form of advertising.

# ? Sep 4, 2012 12:16

Segmentation Fault: Jun 7, 2012; Floppy ears and a big gun!

RagingBoner posted:

This is a truly brilliant form of advertising.

There's this too, where the user throws an imaginary pickle onto the screen to speed up a commercial.

# ? Sep 4, 2012 12:19

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.

RagingBoner posted:

This is a truly brilliant form of advertising.

It would definitely get me to stop playing video games so much. I'm kinda hoping they do it now.

# ? Sep 4, 2012 12:21

RagingBoner: Jan 10, 2006; Real Wood Pencil

prefect posted:

It would definitely get me to stop playing video games so much. I'm kinda hoping they do it now.

What if you could play a brand-new game for free with interstitial ads like this every, say, 20 minutes? Or you could opt out of the ads all together by buying the game? It's pretty revolutionary, as it involves the target of the ad in a way no other ad I've ever seen does. Companies that are already super saturated with ads (like McDonald's, Coke, etc.) will pounce on this idea.

Sorry for the derail, here's a funny picture:

# ? Sep 4, 2012 12:38

DreamingApe: Jul 15, 2001; Maar geen cent teveel hoor...

they probably have "you have to pay to make this go away" stuff in there as well, just to cover all bases of annoying advertising.

# ? Sep 4, 2012 12:38

Belgaer: Feb 25, 2009; The sun's going to shine down on this county again tomorrow. One more big lie, another bunch of ruined lives. But at least the weather's nice.

RagingBoner posted:

Melbourne truly is the fashion capital of Australia.

# ? Sep 4, 2012 12:45

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.

This is apparently from Google Street View:

http://boingboing.net/2012/08/29/am...google-str.html

# ? Sep 4, 2012 12:49

marshmallard: Apr 15, 2005; This post is about me.

Segmentation Fault posted:

From a patent Sony recently filed for inserting advertising into video games.

I just love the image of a guy getting up off his couch, shouting "McDonalds!", and sitting back down as if nothing happened.

Where did you see this? Tineye's got nothing.

# ? Sep 4, 2012 12:54

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; What did you do, Ray?

marshmallard posted:

Where did you see this? Tineye's got nothing.

Google reverse image search often works when Tineye doesn't.
http://gamenmotion.blogspot.com.au/...convert-tv.html

# ? Sep 4, 2012 13:01

techknight: Feb 23, 2005; I'M PROGRAMMED TO LOVE THIS CHOCOLATY CAKE... MY CIRCUITS LIGHT UP FOR THAT FUDGY ICING.

marshmallard posted:

Where did you see this? Tineye's got nothing.

Here's the patent with all of the images: http://free.patentfetcher.com/GetPa...RYrC42g&cad=rja (PDF)

# ? Sep 4, 2012 13:06

Eryxias: Feb 17, 2011; Stay low.

RagingBoner posted:

What if you could play a brand-new game for free with interstitial ads like this every, say, 20 minutes? Or you could opt out of the ads all together by buying the game? It's pretty revolutionary, as it involves the target of the ad in a way no other ad I've ever seen does. Companies that are already super saturated with ads (like McDonald's, Coke, etc.) will pounce on this idea.

Square Enix is actually doing something just like this. You earn time to play games by watching an ad. Right now there are several options but one is a 1min 15second ad that gives you 25 minutes of gameplay. You can also watch several ads in a row to add up more time. Right now it's only one game, Hitman: Bloodmoney, but still very cool idea. http://beta.coreonline.com/

Anyways, sorry for the extended derail, just thought it was interesting. Have a Chinese Cowboy

# ? Sep 4, 2012 13:25

Moot .: Mar 24, 2006; Yep, that's pretty much it.

I don't know if this is real or not, but one can hope.

# ? Sep 4, 2012 13:58

MichiganCubbie: Dec 11, 2008; I love that I have an erection...

...that doesn't involve homeless people.

Moot . posted:

I don't know if this is real or not, but one can hope.

Sounds like a Redditor grew some balls and decided to fight back in a hilarious way. They love Narwhals for some reason.

# ? Sep 4, 2012 14:14

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; What did you do, Ray?

# ? Sep 4, 2012 14:16

Brother Jonathan: Jun 23, 2008; Keep on Truckin'

MichiganCubbie posted:

Sounds like a Redditor grew some balls and decided to fight back in a hilarious way. They love Narwhals for some reason.

Narwhals became a meme there because of this image from ten years ago. (Linked for size.)

# ? Sep 4, 2012 15:03

yook: Mar 11, 2001; YOU WRITHE IN BURNING AGONY AS THE SPIDER'S DEADLY VENOM FLOWS THROUGH YOUR BODY.
_{(Click here to continue.)}

"When does the narwhal bacon?" is apparently the reddit equivalent of "do you have stairs in your house?" too.

# ? Sep 4, 2012 15:10

Atmus: Mar 8, 2002

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

mushroom mushroom

Redwall Abbey Finally got tired of being besieged all the time?

# ? Sep 4, 2012 15:35

Crasscrab: Jan 31, 2012; IF YOU CAN READ THIS THEN I WILL BE ABLE TO ENJOY THIS MASTERPIECE OF AFFORDABLE PIZZA

Eryxias posted:

Square Enix is actually doing something just like this. You earn time to play games by watching an ad. Right now there are several options but one is a 1min 15second ad that gives you 25 minutes of gameplay. You can also watch several ads in a row to add up more time. Right now it's only one game, Hitman: Bloodmoney, but still very cool idea. http://beta.coreonline.com/

Anyways, sorry for the extended derail, just thought it was interesting. Have a Chinese Cowboy

Chinese Cowboy. That would make a great band name and/or movie title.

# ? Sep 4, 2012 15:37

DreamingApe: Jul 15, 2001; Maar geen cent teveel hoor...

Crasscrab posted:

Chinese Cowboy. That would make a great band name and/or movie title.

that sounds like the mockbuster version of this:

# ? Sep 4, 2012 15:45

Moot .: Mar 24, 2006; Yep, that's pretty much it.

Crasscrab posted:

Chinese Cowboy. That would make a great band name and/or movie title.

Japanese Cowboy by Ween is a great song.

# ? Sep 4, 2012 15:52

Kharmakazy: Jul 3, 2007

yook posted:

"When does the narwhal bacon?" is apparently the reddit equivalent of "do you have stairs in your house?" too.

Lump that in with "Is the pool still open?"

# ? Sep 4, 2012 15:58

I Might Be Adam: Jun 11, 2007; PAUL MACAWTNEY

Kharmakazy posted:

Lump that in with "Is the pool still open?"

Poopy Log Stuffing should be dead center.

# ? Sep 4, 2012 16:03

Brother Jonathan: Jun 23, 2008; Keep on Truckin'

Kharmakazy posted:

"127 Hours"
"Blood Sport"
"From Hell"

# ? Sep 4, 2012 16:07

veedubfreak: Apr 2, 2005; What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
Oh, baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

Mierdaan posted:

I'm sorry, but IT professionals do not loving drink rum.

I'll have you know that rum was my drink of choice for cleansing the day away until I went on my diet and gave up hard liquor. I burned myself out on vodka and bourbon in college.

And before anyone gets a chance.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Sep 4, 2012 16:07

Double Muhammad: Jan 30, 2010

"Blood Bath and Beyond"

Andy

Kaufman

# ? Sep 4, 2012 16:22

Spaceman Future!: Feb 9, 2007; Custom titles are cheaper for the user

Segmentation Fault posted:

If you just swapped "McDonalds" with "Tequila!" you turn this into a legit awesome game.

# ? Sep 4, 2012 16:30

Untrustable: Mar 16, 2009; Do you like it? It's haunted.

Moot . posted:

I don't know if this is real or not, but one can hope.

Nah, its fake. I used to work at a Domino's and can say with certainty that "Lava cake mix" is not a thing. They come pre-made. Also I never saw a form like that in all the time I worked there.

# ? Sep 4, 2012 20:33

Dickweasel Alpha: Feb 8, 2011; Mod Secrets #614 - Experto Crede is the one who bought most of those frog avatars

Brother Jonathan posted:

Narwhals became a meme there because of this image from ten years ago. (Linked for size.)

This was hilarious because it was the equivalent of spamming reports with narwhals on a forum that takes its reports seriously. There was a "sequel" where five people circumvented the one-post-per-30-seconds limit on spamming by alternating posting narwhal threads in the support forum until it was bumping threads off the active topic list and essentially archiving them

# ? Sep 4, 2012 20:39

Efexeye: Jan 25, 2007

Not a funny picture but if you want to read more about Wacky Google Patents, SEO By The Sea has some great analysis.

EDIT: sorry, link fixed

Efexeye fucked around with this message at Sep 4, 2012 around 20:43

# ? Sep 4, 2012 20:40

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.

Efexeye posted:

Not a funny picture but if you want to read more about Wacky Google Patents, SEO By The Sea has some great analysis.

The link looks like it goes to a page of cheatsheets for fantasy football?

# ? Sep 4, 2012 20:42

Command Ant: Aug 9, 2010; In exchange for a wish
You took my soul
And you put it inside
A Faberge Egg?!

Moot . posted:

I don't know if this is real or not, but one can hope.

I'm familiar with this kind of thing. This is the kind of thing you do when you're quitting a job far too insignificant for you to worry about putting on a resume.

Elvis had a pair of glasses just like these.

During his declining years.

# ? Sep 4, 2012 21:01

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# ? May 22, 2013 04:20

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Nightmare fuel

And/or reclining years.

# ? Sep 4, 2012 21:04

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