Funny Pictures XII: When I die I want to be made into a helicopter like that.

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Brother Jonathan: Jun 23, 2008; Keep on Truckin'

Yet another bizarre, extremely specific Tumblr: One Tiny Hand, which shrinks one hand of a celebrity:

It sounds like a GBS thread that fizzled and died.

# ? Mar 20, 2012 23:14

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# ? May 22, 2013 01:30

finalellipsis: Mar 23, 2008; You don't own space, so stop acting like you do.

Brother Jonathan posted:

Yet another bizarre, extremely specific Tumblr: One Tiny Hand, which shrinks one hand of a celebrity:

It sounds like a GBS thread that fizzled and died.

Someone has apparently made Two Normal Sized Hands as well.

# ? Mar 20, 2012 23:53

Brother Jonathan: Jun 23, 2008; Keep on Truckin'

The wheels on the bust go round and round:

# ? Mar 21, 2012 00:21

Fizbin: Nov 1, 2004; Zoom!

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

drat! Brilliant! It's got to be this! I was trying to work out the mechanics of being able to pee that much into a bag with openings that would seem to be very difficult to pee into. I mean, the only openings are on the sides right against the wall. If this truly was a college dorm, the floor would be flooded.

Would it really be that color if it was draining all the water from the flush into it too? A far as I can tell, even a low-flow urinal uses around a gallon of water.

# ? Mar 21, 2012 00:28

DiggityDoink: Dec 9, 2007; Sailing the Seas of Cheese

Fizbin posted:

Would it really be that color if it was draining all the water from the flush into it too? A far as I can tell, even a low-flow urinal uses around a gallon of water.

I'm more interested in how they plan on getting rid of that pissbag once they decide to fix the urinal/it gets full. Do you pick it up and pray it doesn't explode everywhere or do you poke at it from a distance with a sharp object and then clean up the resulting Golden Tsunami?

# ? Mar 21, 2012 01:04

Kharmakazy: Jul 3, 2007

That clearly didn't come from the toilet, people were intentionally pissing into that bag for a while...

# ? Mar 21, 2012 01:30

Silentman0: Jul 11, 2005; I may analyze orders, but I may not disobey them.

I am here to befriend you.

kombatMedik posted:

Giant Food? That is Stop and Shop motherfucker.

Huh, I totally didn't know that he re-used the Fred Astaire gag.

# ? Mar 21, 2012 01:42

Brother Jonathan: Jun 23, 2008; Keep on Truckin'

Well, one is with a Winchester rifle, and the other is with a rocket launcher. Fred Astaire is obviously a wily adversary.

# ? Mar 21, 2012 01:47

Flavor Bear: Jan 13, 2008; Bear Love is Best Love

Brother Jonathan posted:

Yet another bizarre, extremely specific Tumblr: One Tiny Hand, which shrinks one hand of a celebrity:

It sounds like a GBS thread that fizzled and died.

Pic of Gary Burghoff gets posted on that tumblr, not Photoshopped at all.

# ? Mar 21, 2012 03:01

Buff Skeleton: Oct 24, 2005

kombatMedik posted:

Giant Food? That is Stop and Shop motherfucker.

Silentman0 posted:

Huh, I totally didn't know that he re-used the Fred Astaire gag.

Good god, where did these come from? They're fantastic.

[Edit] And of course now I notice the http://www.jaypinkerton.com in the first!

Holy poo poo these are amazing: http://jaypinkerton.com/2006/08/26/...ah-careys-anus/ HYPNO-SHOVEL

Buff Skeleton fucked around with this message at Mar 21, 2012 around 03:29

# ? Mar 21, 2012 03:22

MageMage: Feb 11, 2007; Whoops, did I wander into Goons In Platoons? Aw shucks guys, it was purely by accident! You see, I was just hitting the search button for someone using the word "tranny"

This Post Sucks posted:

A thank you letter by a kid to a weatherman that visited his school:

And the back:

I hope my kid is this awesome.

This kid NEEDS his own 3-hour show on public AM radio

# ? Mar 21, 2012 06:45

Xander77: Apr 6, 2009; "A superstitious cowardly lot," right buddy?

Brother Jonathan posted:

I had seen the WWII version but not this one. Wow, that war was complicated.

Are you allowed to link it here, or rather link the guys main art account?

# ? Mar 21, 2012 09:05

blaarghh: Nov 28, 2007

This Post Sucks posted:

A thank you letter by a kid to a weatherman that visited his school:

And the back:

I hope my kid is this awesome.

I wish I could believe this was actually written by a little kid, but all the painfully obvious internet 'awesome' references like bacon, unicorns, cyborgs, lightsabers etc etc just make me think it was written by someone a lot older and just intentionally dumbed down to make it seem like a kid wrote it. Kids are generally a lot more imaginative than that.

# ? Mar 21, 2012 10:09

Vidaeus: Jan 27, 2007; Cats are gonna cat.

blaarghh posted:

I wish I could believe this was actually written by a little kid, but all the painfully obvious internet 'awesome' references like bacon, unicorns, cyborgs, lightsabers etc etc just make me think it was written by someone a lot older and just intentionally dumbed down to make it seem like a kid wrote it. Kids are generally a lot more imaginative than that.

I'm going to have to agree with this man/woman/unicorn/cyborg.

# ? Mar 21, 2012 10:14

Buh: May 17, 2008

It's probably just a kid of 13 or so - both juvenile and aware of internet culture. The 'monkey purple dishwasher' aspect of it reminds me of my humour at that age.

# ? Mar 21, 2012 10:16

jediguy: Apr 19, 2002

I dunno, looks like goon handwriting to me...

# ? Mar 21, 2012 13:19

Dickey Butts: Feb 3, 2008; Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

Xander77 posted:

Are you allowed to link it here, or rather link the guys main art account?

lmgtfyetc http://angusmcleod.deviantart.com/a...ersion-73625561

# ? Mar 21, 2012 13:25

Morpheus: Apr 18, 2008; HAMDOGS: Like staring into the Flame of God

# ? Mar 21, 2012 16:08

Rev. Bleech_: Oct 19, 2004

Brother Jonathan posted:

Yet another bizarre, extremely specific Tumblr: One Tiny Hand, which shrinks one hand of a celebrity:

It sounds like a GBS thread that fizzled and died.

The only thing this makes me think of:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E34Nd1CjESU

# ? Mar 21, 2012 17:13

Alkanos: Jul 19, 2009; Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fht-YAWN

Morpheus posted:

I wonder if that was photoshop, or if someone actually pulled it off. Either way it's great though.

# ? Mar 21, 2012 18:37

Stare-Out: Mar 11, 2010; not all who wander are lost

Morpheus posted:

That took me way, way too long to see. Holy hell.

# ? Mar 21, 2012 18:39

Crowley: Mar 13, 2003

Alkanos posted:

I wonder if that was photoshop, or if someone actually pulled it off. Either way it's great though.

It's the work of Liu Bolin. He's incredible.

Crowley fucked around with this message at Mar 21, 2012 around 18:55

# ? Mar 21, 2012 18:52

TEGGS: Nov 21, 2004; Spoony Bard!

Stare-Out posted:

That took me way, way too long to see. Holy hell.

Can someone explain? Other than one at the bottom having an upside down foot, I don't what's going on.

# ? Mar 21, 2012 22:16

morestuff: Aug 2, 2008

TEGGS posted:

Can someone explain? Other than one at the bottom having an upside down foot, I don't what's going on.

Look very closely at just slightly to the left of the center of the image.

# ? Mar 21, 2012 22:18

GreenNight: Feb 19, 2006; Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

TEGGS posted:

Can someone explain? Other than one at the bottom having an upside down foot, I don't what's going on.

I'll be blunt. There is a painted guy standing in the middle.

# ? Mar 21, 2012 22:19

No Beer Left: Feb 8, 2010

TEGGS posted:

Can someone explain? Other than one at the bottom having an upside down foot, I don't what's going on.

I thought that was it too... but it is not... look closer...

Very hard to see... right in the middle.

e: f;b... drat goons

# ? Mar 21, 2012 22:20

Brother Jonathan: Jun 23, 2008; Keep on Truckin'

Dickey Butts posted:

lmgtfyetc http://angusmcleod.deviantart.com/a...ersion-73625561

Oh, he did a Cold War version, too. I hadn't seen that one.

# ? Mar 21, 2012 22:24

TEGGS: Nov 21, 2004; Spoony Bard!

No Beer Left posted:

I thought that was it too... but it is not... look closer...

Very hard to see... right in the middle.

e: f;b... drat goons

I feel dumb. I noticed the distortion but it wasn't clicking for me.

# ? Mar 21, 2012 22:37

SynthOrange: May 6, 2007; I never arfed for MORT

augh. 'London for Lovers'

# ? Mar 21, 2012 23:09

Travic: May 27, 2007; Getting nowhere fast

Morpheus posted:

I...I thought it was a magic eye for while.

# ? Mar 21, 2012 23:32

benito: Sep 28, 2004; And I don't blab
any drab gab--
I chatter hep patter

Via Paul Scheer's blog, no idea on the original source:

# ? Mar 22, 2012 01:13

Augustus Woop-Woop: Dec 14, 2003; wang

Check out my new Kindle

# ? Mar 22, 2012 04:42

Uncle Georgio: Dec 31, 2007; Died in the great dildo war of '98

My roommate delivered a pizza to the house that was crushed by a boulder.

The only direction that came with the order was "The one with the boulder."

# ? Mar 22, 2012 13:13

Sunday Punch: Mar 4, 2009; There you are in your home, and the soldiers smash down the door and tell you you're in the middle of World War III. Something's gone wrong with time.

benito posted:

Via Paul Scheer's blog, no idea on the original source:

I'm not sure why this is so funny but I've been giggling at it for like 5 minutes straight.

# ? Mar 22, 2012 13:41

Perestroika: Apr 8, 2010; For your safety, please stay in the designated FUN TIME area

Alkanos posted:

I wonder if that was photoshop, or if someone actually pulled it off. Either way it's great though.

Heh, my though process was like "What is he talking about? It's just a bunch of pan- sonofabitch!

# ? Mar 22, 2012 14:01

Livingston: Jun 28, 2007; hiiitsss

# ? Mar 22, 2012 14:20

hyperhazard: Dec 4, 2011; I'M BUTT WIZARD

Livingston posted:

That reminds me of this one:

# ? Mar 22, 2012 17:54

pageerror404: Feb 14, 2012; A steaming mug of it!

sorry if this is a repost

# ? Mar 22, 2012 20:50

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; God damn it get a new avatar already.

Livingston posted:

Hang on buddy! It'll be okay!

# ? Mar 22, 2012 20:53

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# ? May 22, 2013 01:30

Tricerapowerbottom: Jun 16, 2008; WILL MY PONY RECOGNIZE MY VOICE IN HELL

hyperhazard posted:

That reminds me of this one:

I like how

the one on the left is, initially.

# ? Mar 22, 2012 20:56

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