Funny Pictures XII: When I die I want to be made into a helicopter like that.

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Loanarn: May 27, 2004; This is why I beat hookers.

Sgt. at Arms

Edit: Ugh wrong thread. I'm stupid.

Take this funny picture as an apology.

Loanarn fucked around with this message at Mar 25, 2012 around 07:05

# ? Mar 25, 2012 06:47

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# ? May 25, 2013 16:15

Aericura: Jun 12, 2003; I will eat your soul.

# ? Mar 25, 2012 06:54

KozmoNaut: Apr 23, 2008

Coffee Wolf posted:

All praise wookie Jesus!

# ? Mar 25, 2012 09:23

magic pantaloons: Jan 9, 2012; WOKKA WOKKA

If you focus closely on the world around you, you will notice everything is made out of Snoop Dogg.

# ? Mar 25, 2012 09:26

Fauxtool: Oct 21, 2008; Anime is serious business!

I cant tell where her cleavage ends and her forearms start
more here http://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashab...men-with-swords

# ? Mar 25, 2012 10:31

dinozombiesgoRARR: Dec 25, 2010; Momma said knock you out

This photo has been around for years but it still makes me laugh:

# ? Mar 25, 2012 10:39

Spooky Bear Ghost: Sep 16, 2010; lets get spooky

Saw this at a costco.

# ? Mar 25, 2012 17:32

Silver Sound: Dec 21, 2003

raggedphoto posted:

This offends every photoshoped bone in my body... Much like this

Seems to be just an unflattering cut.

To contribute
COME AT ME, BRO

# ? Mar 25, 2012 19:41

.dazedandconfused..: Jan 5, 2006; Once upon a time Blubberkopf made me even more confused....

It had to be intentional.

# ? Mar 25, 2012 23:29

Hellgate32: Aug 19, 2008

# ? Mar 26, 2012 00:09

Mr. Gibbycrumbles: Aug 30, 2004; Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Hellgate32 posted:

It's like a real-life version of this, and no less terrifying:

# ? Mar 26, 2012 00:32

Dickey Butts: Feb 3, 2008; Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

Hellgate32 posted:

naked mole rats aren't funny.

# ? Mar 26, 2012 01:30

I: Aug 4, 2006; by Y Kant Ozma Post

dinozombiesgoRARR posted:

This photo has been around for years but it still makes me laugh:

Biggest, ugliest baby ever!

Not photoshopped.

# ? Mar 26, 2012 09:26

Vidaeus: Jan 27, 2007; Cats are gonna cat.

I posted:

Biggest, ugliest baby ever!

Not photoshopped.

I love cats and think they are beautiful. But that thing is horrendous.

...I would still like to pet it

# ? Mar 26, 2012 10:04

Corvus Corax: Dec 29, 2010

Hellgate32 posted:

All I can see is:

# ? Mar 26, 2012 10:16

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; Men call it 'The Weed'
Gods 'The Herb of the Field'
'Seaweed of Chills' in hell
'Bong-Food' the giants,
'Fair-Trees' the elves,
'The Dank' is it called by the Wanes.

Corvus Corax posted:

All I can see is:

I don't think I'm prepared to deal with this

# ? Mar 26, 2012 10:42

Critical: Aug 22, 2007; I would never tell you anything that wasn't absolutely true
that didn't come right from His
mouth and He wants me to tell you

Corvus Corax posted:

All I can see is:

No wonder Sonic 4 Episode 1 sucked.

# ? Mar 26, 2012 11:37

Junius: May 14, 2006; Thank you, entertainment committee.

Landerig posted:

You loving evil bastard!

_{I love it...}

Any other Aussies familiar with the kids show 'Tracey McBean'? This is like the real life Jim!

(only pic I could find, sorry)

# ? Mar 26, 2012 11:43

Scroto Baggins: May 18, 2007; Bruce Wayne is a late bloomer. We can relate to late blooming because as an audience many of us did not have sex until our early 30s.

Good day to chill.

# ? Mar 26, 2012 14:08

Fozaldo: Apr 18, 2004; Serenity Now. Serenity Now.

I posted:

Holy crap, it's Bagpuss.

# ? Mar 26, 2012 14:27

hyperhazard: Dec 4, 2011; I'M BUTT WIZARD

drat, they saw through my plan.

# ? Mar 26, 2012 14:37

Buff Skeleton: Oct 24, 2005

Please tell me that's a photoshop. I can't really tell (it's a good one if it is).

[Edit] loving christ vvv

Buff Skeleton fucked around with this message at Mar 26, 2012 around 15:13

# ? Mar 26, 2012 14:45

Daeren: Aug 17, 2009; YER MUSTACHE IS CROOKED

hyperhazard posted:

drat, they saw through my plan.

Motherfucker, I didn't expect to see this here

Yeah, that's a chain near where I leave. And no, that's not a photoshop.

Unsurprisingly, they're also loving awful at their jobs, at least if the ones I've been to are any indication.

# ? Mar 26, 2012 15:06

Huszsersvn: Nov 11, 2009; Nice world you've got here. Shame if anything were to happen to it.

Landerig posted:

You loving evil bastard!

_{I love it...}

Looks a bit like Nosey.

# ? Mar 26, 2012 15:40

Pookah: Aug 21, 2008; Caw

Landerig posted:

You loving evil bastard!

_{I love it...}

Wasn't that that guy who showed up in Ask/Tell a year or more ago and posted a thread asking whether he was good-looking enough to make it as a model?

Yeah, that did not go well at all for him.

# ? Mar 26, 2012 15:58

veedubfreak: Apr 2, 2005; What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
Oh, baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

I posted:

Biggest, ugliest baby ever!

Not photoshopped.

Is that a pallas or just a really fat/wierd looking housecat?

# ? Mar 26, 2012 16:49

boo_radley: Dec 30, 2005; Politeness costs nothing

MokBa posted:

# ? Mar 26, 2012 17:04

LLJKSiLk: Jul 7, 2005

boo_radley posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfLPnN_YMMM

# ? Mar 26, 2012 17:39

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it
you little ho-bot

boo_radley posted:

I'm pretty sure you could find a market for those.

# ? Mar 26, 2012 17:42

boo_radley: Dec 30, 2005; Politeness costs nothing

LLJKSiLk posted:

A good catte. I approve.

# ? Mar 26, 2012 17:43

t_violet: Dec 28, 2008; Shake it baby

veedubfreak posted:

Is that a pallas or just a really fat/wierd looking housecat?

I think it's just a really fat cat. I thought I'd seen a story on him but when I searched all I found was a lot of German and Russian links (plus that photo was used to illustrate a story on animal diabeetus).

Oh wait, I just found a version of the story.

quote:

Tiffany Noreuil, an animal care technician at the Oregon Humane Society, holds temporarily-named feline Goliath, Wednesday, Jan. 10, 2007, in Portland, Ore. Goliath, a 20-pound stray whose girth got him stuck in a pet door while trying to plunder some dog food, is back with his owner. His name isn't really Goliath, but it's close. It's Hercules, says owner Geoff Ernest, who was reunited with his tubby tabby Thursday at the society. Gresham, Ore., resident Jadwiga Drozdek found the feline stuck in the dog door of her home a few days ago, helped free him and gave him a plate of food on her patio.

Twenty pounds isn't really that big for a cat tho', I would've guessed over 25.

Even better, I found video: http://www.fanpop.com/spots/youtube...7/title/fat-cat He's not neutered so that's partially why his face is so huge, he's got those big tomcat jowls which is a hormone thing.

t_violet fucked around with this message at Mar 26, 2012 around 17:58

# ? Mar 26, 2012 17:53

syntaxrigger: Jul 6, 2011; Stupid? Check.
Annoying? Check.
butthole@local /home/syntaxrigger $ shitpost.bat

boo_radley posted:

Unless there is a similar box somewhere else this box is from Mr. Ronnie's Hot Doughnuts in Houma Louisiana. Their glazed doughnuts are amazing! I have yet to find their equal. Needless to say, thinking you are getting Ronnie's and getting something filled with Mayo instead would have been harsh!

# ? Mar 26, 2012 17:56

Tardcore: Jan 24, 2011; Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

t_violet posted:

That is a hog.

# ? Mar 26, 2012 18:41

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008

Corvus Corax posted:

All I can see is:

Corvus Corax you're not gonna get away with this!

# ? Mar 26, 2012 18:50

Mister_Eel: Jun 29, 2007

t_violet posted:

More people are killed by pigs every year then sharks. Why am I bringing this up? I don't know, but that picture is loving terrifying to me.

# ? Mar 26, 2012 19:52

KozmoNaut: Apr 23, 2008

Mister_Eel posted:

More people are killed by pigs every year then sharks. Why am I bringing this up? I don't know, but that picture is loving terrifying to me.

I love Deadwood too, but mr. Wu's pigs. Those loving pigs

# ? Mar 26, 2012 19:54

foobyfooby: Aug 1, 2006; sploight!

Mister_Eel posted:

More people are killed by pigs every year then sharks. Why am I bringing this up? I don't know, but that picture is loving terrifying to me.

Because pigs are the devil's handiwork, especially the feral ones. At least they're delicious.

Is... is that a hog painting above the sofa there?

# ? Mar 26, 2012 20:04

GhostShirtSociety: Jun 6, 2009; Television. Doesn't it make you want to kick things?

dinozombiesgoRARR posted:

This photo has been around for years but it still makes me laugh:

I feel like this could have it's own thread of people photoshopping things in place of the giant baby man.

# ? Mar 26, 2012 20:19

Mr. Gibbycrumbles: Aug 30, 2004; Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

GhostShirtSociety posted:

I feel like this could have it's own thread of people photoshopping things in place of the giant baby man.

Like cliche kitty and mustard guy!

# ? Mar 26, 2012 20:27

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# ? May 25, 2013 16:15

Mister_Eel: Jun 29, 2007

KozmoNaut posted:

I love Deadwood too, but mr. Wu's pigs. Those loving pigs

That must be why I'm terrified. I've watched that series three times.

But seriously, how foolish do you have to be to have a pig that size in your house? I guess it's really no different then the people who keep chimps and other dangerous animals as pets.

# ? Mar 26, 2012 20:42

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