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Baldbeard posted:This was my spam inbox today. W-T-F. What is that kickass-looking email program?
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Dad doesn't play with his kid because he's warking too hard. Possibly related to his excessive consumption of soap.
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| # ¿ Mar 12, 2012 03:18 |
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I don't think anyone is 100% sure.
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| # ¿ May 16, 2012 06:52 |
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particle409 posted:I like how the puppet is the most human looking out of the three of them. I was certain it was photoshopped to swap the husband's and wife's faces, so I tried to "fix" it.  Something isn't quite right...  You know, I'm just not that good at photoshop. 
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Elendil004 posted:explain his actions in chord. Heath posted:pain in the axe. p4vl posted:solderized in prison Bundle of Keys posted:fender for himself KozmoNaut posted:I'm a-fret No. Bad. These aren't even puns. *swats with newspaper* 
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| # ¿ Jun 6, 2012 18:34 |
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stubblyhead posted:Premature squeeze, Obama's shaking his fingers more than his hand. Who is that, anyway? Mick Jagger? James Coburn? James Coburn's been dead since 2002, so it's probably not him. Google's reverse image search thing only turns up that the picture is Obama greeting "guests" (no specifics) at the National Action Network's Keepers of the Dream awards gala last year in April.
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| # ¿ Jun 12, 2012 08:14 |
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 My friend found this picture with the following poem: Stop says the red light, go says the green Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL
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| # ¿ Jun 18, 2012 04:52 |
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The largest size poo poo bitch bear is named Bertrand. 
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| # ¿ Jun 20, 2012 02:14 |
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Lord Lambeth posted:Austrians speak German don't they? Yes, and the baffling thing about this is being stupid enough to hold that opinion and believe Austrian is a language, while still getting the Austrian flag correct and knowing that Hitler was Austrian.
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| # ¿ Jun 20, 2012 05:27 |
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I'm going to go with troll, because Twilight fans don't spell Stephenie Meyer's name wrong.
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| # ¿ Jun 28, 2012 23:41 |
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All this over a weird stock photo that doesn't mean anything? 
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| # ¿ Jul 5, 2012 03:39 |
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Random Number posted:The truth was far worse They're just donuts. 
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| # ¿ Jul 7, 2012 23:51 |
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Psychobabble! posted:I really love this. What an awkward statue. The statue is the other one.
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| # ¿ Aug 8, 2012 05:08 |
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Funny how years later, twice that is a "smallish" library. The English have contests for pulling silly faces. This is the champion from 2008, Tommy Mattinson. Speaking of the English: I posted:QI. I just watched this one yesterday. I've been watching so much goddamn QI that my inner monologue is Alan Davies.
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| # ¿ Aug 29, 2012 08:10 |
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The chair is covered in glass, so obviously the person wasn't sitting in it when the desk broke. My guess is they got up for whatever reason, the desk shattered under the weight of whatever was on there after too much strain, and they came back upon hearing the noise.  This has to be deliberate.
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prefect posted:"Unchartered"? Those goony idiots who want to sound "intellectual" always use words wrong because they think piling in lots of big or uncommon words is a good way to sound smart. Forsooth, whilst, indeed. Alas!
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| # ¿ Sep 10, 2012 23:17 |
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All on Black posted://luke This is the most surreal banme ever.
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| # ¿ Sep 14, 2012 19:11 |
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Literally Esoteric posted:Jesus Christ, and I thought I hated McDonald's ads. Oh no, gays  
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| # ¿ Sep 30, 2012 23:27 |
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Vagabundo posted:She vaguely resembles David Mitchell. You have ruined David Mitchell for me.
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| # ¿ Oct 5, 2012 03:21 |
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OK Octopus posted:That should really read "Every post in Cinema Discusso." I'm sure nobody in CD thinks Michael Bay films go any deeper than "hot chicks and explosions". 
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| # ¿ Oct 30, 2012 13:52 |
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:
The site disabled hotlinking, that's why imgur wouldn't upload it. Here you go: 
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| # ¿ Nov 19, 2012 05:00 |
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JESUS CHRIST
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Detective Thompson posted:The blood's clearly photoshopped, but what's up with his shovel? Looks like it hasn't been manipulated, so is that a thing in the game now? It's edited. http://www.pentadact.com/2008-05-31...lockable-ideas/ Some dorklord's bad ideas for TF2 weapons.
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| # ¿ Dec 5, 2012 04:38 |
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The best part is that it's typed up and printed out. This guy probably printed out a bunch thinking he'd be so clever sticking those on Obama supporters' cars.
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| # ¿ Dec 9, 2012 02:47 |
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Davethehedgehog posted:I have no clue as to why people do this, genuinely. Why is it done? Generally? Too awkward to touch a girl. 
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| # ¿ Dec 9, 2012 08:51 |
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FauxGateau posted:Tiny monkeys are terrifying. They're the reason I sleep with one eye open, because they took the other one... To be fair I wouldn't touch Ron Jeremy either.  Stock photography is a whole different breed of weird sometimes.
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| # ¿ Dec 10, 2012 12:05 |
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GreenBuckanneer posted:Think of the ownage blowjob she could give a normal person! Don't post. 
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| # ¿ Dec 14, 2012 07:11 |
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Final Cause posted:
   
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I found the needle and now I hate everything.
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| # ¿ Dec 21, 2012 05:37 |
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How old is that picture that he's got a PDA and a phone? Nice Docs, though. 
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| # ¿ Dec 21, 2012 09:20 |
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Buh posted:Thanks for the tip about the book, now using it to mystify my friends. There's no loving way that thing is alive.
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| # ¿ Dec 21, 2012 17:40 |
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I thought it was a dog wearing an "Obama wearing a dog mask" mask.
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| # ¿ Dec 23, 2012 09:08 |
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razorrozar posted:(Posting photobucket links from someone else's account is okay, right? In a thread with this much traffic, it'll use up their bandwidth allotment real fast.
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| # ¿ Jan 1, 2013 09:20 |
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Is that what the model actually does? I remember seeing a clip somebody made of the opening sequence, but they'd cheated and put the camera in third-person. Alcatraz doesn't have a head.
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| # ¿ Jan 4, 2013 05:21 |
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Thanks for that enlightening bit of information on what redditors do with their poo poo. What is wrong with you? 
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If they eat the pie they won't be able to fit into their anime girl suits and the problem will solve itself.
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| # ¿ Jan 14, 2013 23:31 |
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nippythefish posted:I don't. What the christ is "friendzoning"? I think I'm losing touch with the now. It's what whiny, passive Nice Guys™ think has happened to them when female friends aren't interested in dating/loving them. It's this decade's Ladder Theory.
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Penny Paper posted:Where are you people finding off-off-off-way-off brand batteries? Even the small, family-run stores I go to have real Panasonics, even if they do suck. Dollar stores are full of poo poo like this. Chinese-made knockoffs. Because China doesn't give a gently caress about copyrights or intellectual property, there's an entire industry built around imitating other companies' products. Some of them are pretty good. These are not.   My boss actually has a box of Skerples.
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