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GreenBuckanneer
Sep 15, 2007



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Sep 15, 2007



moved

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Sep 15, 2007



Leper Residue posted:

Who the gently caress masturbates while reading a book? Do you just keep reading the same hot paragraphs over and over again or do you skip chapters to find more hot stuff until you get to the page with describing the moneyshot?

You've never jerked off to erotic text? It's hot as gently caress

GreenBuckanneer
Sep 15, 2007



GreenBuckanneer
Sep 15, 2007



Gorilla Salad posted:

What sort of person sees the phrase "faith is the lubricant for the shaft of god" and thinks to themselves, yes that's a great quote to have on the back of my car.

A religious person.

GreenBuckanneer
Sep 15, 2007




Think of the ownage blowjob she could give a normal person!

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

GreenBuckanneer
Sep 15, 2007



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Sep 15, 2007



NerdyNautilusGirl posted:

Yeah, our school system is pretty poo poo, guys. There was this chick in my junior year that was absolutely convinced that Africa was where South America is and vice versa. She was terrified of going to southwestern states because she was afraid of lions. No amount of showing her maps or googling could convince her otherwise.

On topic:

That's not really a fault of the education system. That's just people being complete retards

Huh apparently that's a probatable pic, well it's still funny. Have a different one!

GreenBuckanneer fucked around with this message at Jan 3, 2013 around 16:04

GreenBuckanneer
Sep 15, 2007



GreenBuckanneer
Sep 15, 2007



edit: nvm forgot the rules

GreenBuckanneer
Sep 15, 2007



GreenBuckanneer
Sep 15, 2007



GreenBuckanneer
Sep 15, 2007



You mean you don't wish you were a pretty girl instead of a hairy man? Weirdos

GreenBuckanneer
Sep 15, 2007



Gaunab posted:

There's another picture that usually goes with it that has her saying that he's the best surrogate father for her daughter and that she would marry him if she was attracted to him. Might make it funny or not depending on your view.

...That's just insulting. Like a backass compliment.

GreenBuckanneer
Sep 15, 2007



Command Ant posted:

Why did you find an ice cream cake mixed in with the meat & cheeses?

Why do you find empty popcorn chicken containers in the toys isle? Or half eaten Ice Cream? Or meat in lawn & garden?

Because retail.

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GreenBuckanneer
Sep 15, 2007



Manslaughter posted:

Wow, that's in really bad taste.

That's exactly why it's funny.

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