Funny Pictures XII: When I die I want to be made into a helicopter like that.

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hypnotoad posted:

Oh man, Genesis P-Orridge has seen better days.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2012 21:34

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# ¿ May 26, 2013 04:31

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In addition, they're looseleaf binders, so it's really common for techniques to become obsolete and receive an update.

# ¿ Feb 9, 2012 11:07

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Inzombiac posted:

four mustaches

Check the hair.

# ¿ Feb 29, 2012 20:32

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kimbo305 posted:

"This is my tailgate! It was made for me!"

# ¿ Mar 9, 2012 09:50

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Ra Ra Rasputin posted:

A better question is how do you get back to the front door after you fall down the basement hole?

You use the shovel to smash a hole in the wall and wait for the rabbit to dig a tunnel.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2012 12:28

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I saw a canada goose once in a park circling two girls on a blanket. It didn't hiss or anything, just circled around and slowly came closer, and they were visibly growing concerned. Came back to that spot five minutes later, no trace of the girls and the goose was happily strolling around. Presumably it dumped the bodies in the lake.

Different bird:

# ¿ Apr 12, 2012 15:22

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I remember it was already posted and disproved a few months ago.

You can see the perspective of sign and text don't match anyway. _{And no one who writes "ur" would make a sign with such perfectly printed, centered and aligned block letters.}

# ¿ Jun 20, 2012 12:24

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ThatPazuzu posted:

I'd love to connect the two ends while someone is in there and make them experience a Forever Colon.

Are you allowed to leak the plot to The Human Centipede 3 like that?

# ¿ Jun 21, 2012 15:47

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Prokhor posted:

Art Is : Anal Pencil Sharpening

Anyone capable of it would certainly count as an artist in my book.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2012 06:23

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Christopher Nolan's first draft of Memento wasn't as suspenseful.

# ¿ Aug 4, 2012 07:47

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MissileWaster posted:

I remember reading that letter too. Now it's hooked up at the Nintendo Store in New York and still works as of the last time I was in New York (which was a while back admittedly).

It just now occurred to me just how much more time has passed between the Gulf War and today than between the Game Boy coming out and the Gulf War. If it still works today, that's doubly impressive.

# ¿ Sep 1, 2012 17:50

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FCKGW posted:

Development at Volition going along nicely I see.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2012 06:37

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WastedJoker posted:

Usama is the correct spelling in his native language/country?

I thought it was that too, but look closer.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2012 11:44

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Brother Jonathan posted:

I just looked it up, and acupuncture is sometimes administered for dealing with the pain of hernias, not the hernias themselves. I had a brief mental image of someone crawling into an acupuncturist's office complaining about an abdominal hernia. "I can't afford surgery. Stick me with the needles to make it go back in!"

Well once you pushed it back in you gotta pin it in place.

# ¿ Nov 22, 2012 16:35

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Livingston posted:

From the little-known calendar of the Great Old Ones.

mrkillboy posted:

If you think about it it's pretty smart, the guy can grow any beard he likes now or shave it off at a whim and never has to worry anyone's going to look at his license and go "this isn't you." "It is, officer, just cover the left half for a second."

# ¿ Dec 6, 2012 06:20

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Just casually, while you're chatting with Dan about one or two key points in the meeting on the Richmond contracts set for later today, lift the end of your tie to your mouth and suck on it, never breaking eye contact, never acknowledging it.

# ¿ Dec 13, 2012 16:20

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NihilVerumNisiMors posted:

What is this crazy talk? There are only two acceptable, gentlemanly quantities for beer: 0,33l or 0,5l. If you're really funny you MAY get away with 1l cans, but so far only Faxe Beer has managed that.

The other day I spotted some 0,44l cans, presumably Beck's decided it was time to just start messing with people.

# ¿ Dec 21, 2012 15:04

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

A horse walks into a bar^{^{[citation needed]}}

I'm also a librarian and I can confirm this from personal experience.

# ¿ Jan 19, 2013 13:26

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I bet the people at Dildo Trading Post are reeeeal tired of tourists.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2013 17:56

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Goodpancakes posted:

I need to take a picture of the house down the block from me. It too is a polkadot house, except multi-colored dots on a an off-white under coat.

Nevermind, it is already on the internets

Probably cheating since it's more a work of concept art than a regular house someone painted. But look at how it just blends in with the European architecture!

# ¿ Feb 6, 2013 16:54

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Sagebrush posted:

I like to believe that those numbers on the cover are reviewers' ratings.

You're actually very close, German review site 4Players did in fact give it a 4.

Mind you, that's on a percentage scale.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2013 21:03

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TorpedoFish posted:

(Germans goddamn love sorting their waste. When I first got here a year and a half ago I was told a joke that Germans require four separate bins to recycle their teabag and it's goddamn true [no one does it though] - the paper tag goes in the paper bin, the staple goes into the metal/plastic bin, the teabag itself in the compost bin and the string in the 'other' bin.)

In an unusual display of self-irony, that one's an actual joke about anal waste sorting (that may be an unlucky turn of phrase but I'm sure Google has picked up worse things from SA) and there's no such thing actually required, although you do end up having three or four different bins for your trash. Paper, plastic/packaging/recyclables, compost (teabag goes here wholesale), glass. None of this covers old furniture or appliances, you have to call for those to get picked up or put them out on a specific day or take them to the recycling station yourself.

Sorry, that's neither funny nor a picture, have this.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2013 19:52

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Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:

On a related note, I love the films, but I'm gutted that I will never be able to read The Lord of the Rings again without seeing Elijah Wood, Viggo et al in my head. The faces and images my mind created for that world when I read the book for the first time were perfect in every way and I'll never be able to see it like that again

Watch Hobitit and, if not cure yourself from the association, then at least replace it with something better:

# ¿ Feb 17, 2013 09:44

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Artemis J Brassnuts posted:

Mark Hamill did, and now he has a warehouse full of merchandise.

quote:

Hamill insisted on being sent one piece of every item of merchandise inspired by his character - a decision he now regrets.

I can't imagine why, he has to have poo poo in there that's got to be worth a ton to collectors by now, even without the added bonus of coming from the man's own collection. I dare say this is about on the level as Jack Nicholson's Batman deal, albeit with more work and a longer time to payoff.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2013 18:56

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# ¿ May 26, 2013 04:31

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Improbable Lobster posted:

I don't know about soap but there is Swastika Ontario

There's also this, a popular spot for getting a photo of yourself pretending to, well, you can probably guess.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2013 18:52

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