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Don't know how this doesn't happen every dunk.
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| # ¿ Aug 15, 2012 22:38 |
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Jasta posted:Is that a shark cigar? Well yes, but around here we call it a shigark.
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| # ¿ Aug 17, 2012 21:17 |
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It looks like it's shopped because his head is too short. Like he had the top of his skull lopped off and could only replace it with his teenage son's.
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| # ¿ Aug 25, 2012 01:45 |
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:Given the hat and all the zinc or whatever, my first thought was that guy probably already dealt with skin cancer but still wanted to go to the beach with the hot lady next to him. Then someone should show him what a shirt is. Edit: Beaten like skin cancer.
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| # ¿ Aug 29, 2012 19:42 |
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This is why he always wax off.
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| # ¿ Aug 30, 2012 02:41 |
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And/or reclining years.
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| # ¿ Sep 4, 2012 21:04 |
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:It would seem to be a pretty lovely product if the side effects include "being convinced the world is upside down for an unspecified period of time". But it'd be an awesome product if that were the intended purpose. Sell it at novelty stores, head shops, etc.
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| # ¿ Sep 5, 2012 00:12 |
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When you guys post these quotes, do you also say something in the thread they came from? I imagine there are tons of goons (in number, not weight) who think they've posted something pretty smart or funny but all they get in return is utter silence because they're unaware of this thread and they just think "No? Nothing? Oh... ok...  ". It's like if someone told a funny joke at a party but everyone laughed only when they got home.
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| # ¿ Oct 12, 2012 20:13 |
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prefect posted:Not ha-ha funny, but drat, that alligator is in trouble. Those wings are like aeronautics porn.
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| # ¿ Oct 18, 2012 13:27 |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eahTa2Hr9c Love the creepy robot children.
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| # ¿ Oct 25, 2012 23:53 |
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Vicas posted:I don't think they wanted the pool to take up that much space, though They may have asked for an indoor/outdoor pool. All they have to do is open the door.
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| # ¿ Oct 29, 2012 17:51 |
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Leper Residue posted:Who the gently caress masturbates while reading a book? Do you just keep reading the same hot paragraphs over and over again or do you skip chapters to find more hot stuff until you get to the page with describing the moneyshot? No, you read the whole set of passages that get you hot and bothered, and then re-read from the start of that section knowing what's in store.
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| # ¿ Nov 4, 2012 04:57 |
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Chard posted:Oh god I'm dying over here. I hope this kid's parents get a hold of this photo and give copies to his best friends during school. Don't worry, the Internet will do that job for the parents. And many other jobs, too.
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| # ¿ Nov 13, 2012 17:34 |
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Wait Wait Wait A Minute -- Are You Seriously Trying to Tell Me That This, This Right Here Is Not Butter? I Won't Stand For Your LIES Anymore! Now With 10 % Less Sodium!
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| # ¿ Nov 15, 2012 17:50 |
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Keetron posted:Aaaand a funny pic: I like how the water around Greenland forms an Escher staircase.
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| # ¿ Nov 15, 2012 19:37 |
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Lucy Heartfilia posted:Are playstations the ultimate audio CD player? Do they sound warm and vibrant? And what is that metal part sticking out of it? It's a mini Van der Graaf generator, so if someone interrupts your finely curated musical selection for the night you can identify them by their hair standing on end.
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| # ¿ Nov 16, 2012 00:45 |
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Stormageddon posted:Humorously enough, in a few years, he'll probably remind people of toothpaste Even with that tattoo there's nothing about that guy that people are going to associate with hygiene.
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| # ¿ Nov 16, 2012 15:55 |
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Seriously, why didn't they just paint his face green for Spider-Man. More evil than any mask.
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| # ¿ Nov 17, 2012 03:28 |
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AB posted:They tried shooting "When Harry Met Sally" here. It didn't work out. The crew arrived and set everything up, but the actors never came.
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| # ¿ Nov 22, 2012 13:36 |
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The guys that backflip the whole way are the worst.
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| # ¿ Nov 26, 2012 13:30 |
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The ambiguous use of pronouns makes for some pretty interesting interpretations.
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| # ¿ Nov 26, 2012 19:27 |
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Huszsersvn posted:Mass Effect 3's ending came off as so underwhelming to everyone that it practically killed its replayability. What point was there in playing again, if the incentive at the end of the journey was so weak? Not having played any of the ME games, from what I can gather here at SA you're supposed to make a lesbian shepherd have sex with alien lesbians. A "story" really shouldn't get in the way of that.
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| # ¿ Nov 27, 2012 05:26 |
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I dunno, he's changed a little bit.
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| # ¿ Nov 29, 2012 04:22 |
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NorskHotDog posted:
Helps a lot if you're an actor on a film who's given time and trainers for eating and exercising all day.
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| # ¿ Nov 29, 2012 13:31 |
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He was Bane?? Man, I gotta find out what his diet and workout plan was.
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veedubfreak posted:Why does this exist? To weed out the people who don't know what 'centre of gravity' means.
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| # ¿ Dec 12, 2012 16:32 |
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Man, Daniel Craig really is the shortest Bond yet.
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| # ¿ Dec 13, 2012 13:11 |
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Don't be the guy who shaves for work. Don't be the guy who has a problem sucking on his tie. Don't be the guy who playfully punches me in the shoulder or the stomach - aw gently caress dude you broke it! Jesus gently caress man we have our presentation in five minutes and now I've got bourbon stank all over me and my shirt's ruined! Hey, no--- shut up! This is your fault! You got a problem with me keeping booze in my clothes, Waterboy?
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| # ¿ Dec 13, 2012 16:40 |
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You could probably spend a lot less than all of your money on making a tie you could smoke weed out of. And then make a lot of money marketing said tie.
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| # ¿ Dec 13, 2012 22:24 |
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Y'know how cheesy bread at pizza places was just invented to make use of leftover pizza dough? Some seamstress took that idea to heart and voila!
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| # ¿ Dec 13, 2012 22:26 |
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Nastyman posted:This is it. This is the one picture on the internet that genuinely upsets me. Why? Why is this so much worse than goatse, tubgirl and all the world's shock sites combined? You hate brushing your teeth?
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| # ¿ Dec 18, 2012 15:48 |
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Karl Pilkington on Warwick Davies' various roles through the years:
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| # ¿ Dec 20, 2012 03:00 |
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rodbeard posted:Are his fingers too fat for the trigger guard? Do they make plus size models for fat people? Plus size models are fat people.
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| # ¿ Dec 21, 2012 19:39 |
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Avulsion posted:How did they get out of the car? No one ever parks their cars in those stalls because they're too fuckin' lazy. They leave their cars strewn about haphazardly in the parking lot without their emergency brakes on, and the lowly minimum wage valets have to corral them into the stalls before a more expensive car gets dinged.
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| # ¿ Dec 24, 2012 17:11 |
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To be fair, "a cow with a cracker on each end" is something just as likely to be said in support of Carnegie Deli.
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| # ¿ Dec 31, 2012 22:33 |
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Phy posted:Well, it is a Kardashian. True. The baby got back.
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| # ¿ Jan 3, 2013 18:26 |
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It's a rule that if you're taking a righteous dump in that thing while your girlfriend is in the "other" room you have to start quoting Silence of the Lambs at her.
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| # ¿ Jan 7, 2013 19:37 |
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redmercer posted:If putting the shitter in direct view of the drat hallway isn't the way to murder someone with Feng Shui, I'd say that's the last nail in the coffin for the whole idea. Although the sink does seem like it would block a lot of the view. They could see that you were on the toilet, but not the line of your arse.
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| # ¿ Jan 7, 2013 21:35 |
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A Furious Foetus posted:
drat, 1980? The Death of Disco sure turned people into fuckin' squares!
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| # ¿ Jan 8, 2013 14:48 |
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R2's gonna blend right in once those tiles start getting grimy. Then Threepio. Then Chewie.
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Cheapsteaks posted:poo poo man, those shirts are just one patch away from making you a SEx-fornicator. And that would be loving tight. And if only this one weren't so narrow it could easily be changed to "Penetrators Repenetrate" Oh Hell No posted:I was at an outside festival thing a few weeks ago, and a church group with some very interesting ideas about sex had set up a booth there.
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