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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

I wish, bro.


Mr Cynicism posted:

I cant find anything to repair. I already got the blow torch kill on my first try. I even killed him face to face with it but Ill never get the HK53 at this rate. I was even going into my spawn, shooting rockets at the vehicles and then trying to repair them but I wasn't getting any points for it.

Try hitching a ride on the scout helicopters on Damavand or Nosehair Canals, repair it as it gets shot. This is great for guaranteed repairs. And a teammate needs to be in the vehicle in order to get repair points.

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Framptonlive
Nov 22, 2009

I keeps one in the chamber,
in case you pondering


Frag rounds make me hate playing so god drat much. Might take a break until they patch it, if they ever do.

Oppenheimer
Dec 26, 2011

Fuck 'em, we ball

Mr Cynicism posted:

I cant find anything to repair. I already got the blow torch kill on my first try. I even killed him face to face with it but Ill never get the HK53 at this rate. I was even going into my spawn, shooting rockets at the vehicles and then trying to repair them but I wasn't getting any points for it.

The vehicle needs to have a teammate inside to get repair points. Stick to a chopper and repair the skids/gun to the side, or sit behind a tank or repair the Amtrak during a rush round.

Mr Cynicism
Oct 15, 2005

LOL


Can you repair while riding in a chopper or do I need to wait for it to land, get out and then repair it?

Scarf
Jun 23, 2005

Hello.


Mr Cynicism posted:

Can you repair while riding in a chopper or do I need to wait for it to land, get out and then repair it?

In the scout/transport heli, yes. Just point your torch at the wall/wing and it'll repair. Attack choppers you'll have to hop out obviously.

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006


I think there's a problem with the BFGoons site, since it has me (Herb_Tarlek) last listed as playing on January 7th and is 6 ranks behind. My other character looks up to date, though

edit: what has two thumbs and got credit for a tank kill with a grenade? This guy (lit off opponents' mines when the tank was driving over)

nmfree fucked around with this message at Jan 23, 2012 around 03:09

Someguy
Jul 15, 2001


http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf...64/2/174396402/

new single streak kill record for myself huzzah!

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

Sounds like a scene straight from a slasher flick, heh!


Good matches tonight.


As demonstrated in this photograph, Battlefield 3 is a mature and serious game that does an excellent job of capturing the life of real soldiers.

Is it real, or is it Battlefield 3?

The Downfall
Apr 10, 2010

Listen guys I'm 18 and I am a god damn department manager, just kidding I'm a fucking bagger, and I love talking about stupid bagger stories. Ask me about my secret F-Y-A-D account, just kidding I call it 'the yad'


Someguy posted:

http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf...64/2/174396402/

new single streak kill record for myself huzzah!



Nice I went 25 and 1 on a two base long rush game today with some goons. Was using the Z11

Monolith.
Jan 28, 2011

To save the world from the expanding Zone.


Oh man this game loves to hard lock my Xbox.

Stew Man Chew
Sep 14, 2008

Permission to treat the witness as hostile?



SporkTSI posted:

Good matches tonight.


As demonstrated in this photograph, Battlefield 3 is a mature and serious game that does an excellent job of capturing the life of real soldiers.

Is it real, or is it Battlefield 3?

Dunno if you're being facetious or not but this pretty accurately sums up the american military.

weaaddar
Jul 17, 2004
HAY GUYS WHAT IS TEH INTERWEBNET, AND ISN'T A0L the SECKZ!? :LOL: 1337
PS I'M A FUCKING LOSER


goddamn 63 kills? I guess I should play rush. My best killstreak is only 25! what did you do to surprise sex that hard with that little bird?

Beelzebozo
Nov 6, 2002


nmfree posted:

I think there's a problem with the BFGoons site, since it has me (Herb_Tarlek) last listed as playing on January 7th and is 6 ranks behind. My other character looks up to date, though

God dammit, every time I think I have this licked somebody else refuses to auto-update. I'll look into it when I get to my office in the morning.

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

I wish, bro.


Someguy posted:

http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf...64/2/174396402/

new single streak kill record for myself huzzah!



Do the twin miniguns shoot to the left and right of the crosshair at close range? I've been in the Little Bird a few times, got a bead on a bad dude, opened up and only hit him once or twice.

GruntyThrst
Oct 9, 2007

*clang*


Mr.Bond posted:

Do the twin miniguns shoot to the left and right of the crosshair at close range? I've been in the Little Bird a few times, got a bead on a bad dude, opened up and only hit him once or twice.

At very close range, yes.

Someguy
Jul 15, 2001


weaaddar posted:

goddamn 63 kills? I guess I should play rush. My best killstreak is only 25! what did you do to surprise sex that hard with that little bird?

Yep Rush is where it's at if you are looking for high-kill potential games, I posted a battlelog a little while ago that was like 80+ plus kills on Canals, and I think my highest is 103 but I can't remember for sure. You can find videos on youtube of guys going 125+ though.

I do get a lot of messages after high scoring games like that from people asking me what I did and I don't really know how to respond; I fly the heli around the map killing dudes I guess? I mean usually at the start I fly left past the shipping crates, and neutralize the enemy AA tank from his blind spot since that is my only real opposition. Then I just go to town on the enemy team while trying to remember how long it will be before the tank spawns again, blow it up and rinse, repeat etc.

I'm pretty terrible at explaining strategy and tactics, which is why I was interested in trying to capture a few runs but I don't think that will be possible since my PVR blows.

I responded to the guy who messaged me after that game and basically told him my control scheme (default button/legacy stick) and to just practice getting a feel for how the chopper controls, and to get used to the fine details of the map. Spacial awareness is key, and knowing where trees and lamp posts are is the first step to not smashing into them.

Mr.Bond posted:

Do the twin miniguns shoot to the left and right of the crosshair at close range? I've been in the Little Bird a few times, got a bead on a bad dude, opened up and only hit him once or twice.
Like Grunty said they do at close range, but it shouldn't really be an issue. Honestly I don't pay much attention to the crosshairs, I focus more on the tracers. I have a pretty good idea of where my bullets are going to hit even at extreme ranges so I just give it a quick burst and compensate from there. Also since the crosshair bug hasn't been fixed (switch to guided missiles removes the secondary crosshair) and on canals you are switching weapons pretty often, it pays to just go off the tracers.

weaaddar
Jul 17, 2004
HAY GUYS WHAT IS TEH INTERWEBNET, AND ISN'T A0L the SECKZ!? :LOL: 1337
PS I'M A FUCKING LOSER


Scarf posted:

It's sooooo loving satisfying to kill someone with the m60 though. You really have to burst like 2 shots at a time, otherwise you won't hit poo poo. And luckily the RoF is so slow that can be done easily.

Its true, I love the sound of it but man the PKP is just like an M60 that works. It fires a little bit faster, and fires more powerful bullets. You still have to burst fire but I just earn kills like crazy using the PKP. I also think that the PK-A is a lot better than the m145 sight. I just find that ballistic reticule to be useless as its not really calibrated, and without sitting on my stomach bipod out am I actually going to hit anything.
As for LMG chat, I just started the type-88 and while it feels a little slow and feels weak after using the m240,PKP and m60, but man, its nice having a gun that I can fire a few shots without it kicking way the gently caress off target. I think this is a gun I'll probably use the HOLO sight on as I can feel more comfortable engaging up close.

I played a round of rush again tonight by accident. And well Metro is certainly a drat fine rush map, I just really really wish they would limit the amount of snipers attackers can get. I armed like 5 of the 8 MCOMs myself because I had 6 guys on my team sniping? WTF. How are you helping anyone! Canals is one of my favorite conquest maps so I suppose I should try it in rush once, I just can't stand defending in rush as it feels like it forces you to camp. I wish rush had objectives for both side to arm or something. I'm happy to play attacker when I have a few competent pubbies on my team, but as a defender I just feel like I want to murder every pot shotting sniper on my team I see. I mean literally, these kids are so bad who snipe while defending in rush; I walk up to them with a heavy LMG between their pew-pew pot shots and just blow them by hip firing it at them. I always teabag them hoping for hate mail

Yeah, I also suck at helicoptering. The highest kills I've had in a match of conquest is like 40. In squad deathmatch, I once got 43 kills. I still lost because that mode is an abomination to the lord.

weaaddar fucked around with this message at Jan 23, 2012 around 06:18

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006


Someguy posted:

I do get a lot of messages after high scoring games like that from people asking me what I did and I don't really know how to respond
"5 minutes to Wapner"

'cause that's some serious Rain Man poo poo.

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010


Honestly the scariest people to play against are the ones that are good at a vehicle. Though I'd take someone who is good with the scout helicopters over someone who is good with the attack helicopters because you tend to get better options to deal with scout helicopters.

I would certainly agree that Rush is better for killing dudes because they're funneled into you. There's just the one area that people want to be, so you always know where to look. Conquest is more fluid. Everyone is everywhere. Or nowhere, if it's a big map. The attack helicopters and jets can't really rack up kills in Conquest because there's just not much anything to kill.

Sistergodiva
Jan 3, 2006

I'm like you,
I have no shame.


Any EU goons please add me on psn, same as my sa name. I have to few eu homies so I get to play with my self too much.

Oppenheimer
Dec 26, 2011

Fuck 'em, we ball

I'm finding that playing support and running a bipod is a million times better than the grip. It forces you to pick an advantageous position, either in cover or prone somewhere, and the accuracy on the MG36 bipoded is unbelievable. Also, because you have so many bullets and when they sprint around the corner they have to pull their gun up, you always get those first few shots, and don't have to worry about reloading before the guy behind him gets it. In Seine Crossing, just sit at the bottom of the stairs or at the end of a corridor, and light them up. Speaking of which, Slayer found an excellent way to spawncamp the enemy on Seine, by sitting there with an ammo box and throwing grenades into the spawn, he was undetectable and unstoppable, and because you can throw just as far while prone, he actually could not be hit by return fire from either the bridge or their spawn, while he could lob grenades like a mortar.

In rush this strategy is really effective because although the pubs love to camp, they don't do it effectively and don't really defend. I've found picking somewhere inconspicuous facing the M-COM and firing away, on hardcore at least, makes you an undetectable wizard, shooting super accurate bullets at someone that dies before they can turn around.

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

Sounds like a scene straight from a slasher flick, heh!


I ran into this guy on a game of Rush on Wake Island last night.

http://bf3stats.com/stats_360/G%20UNIT%20VIPER187

Over 21,000 kills with an attack chopper.

His next best weapon has 96 kills.

GruntyThrst
Oct 9, 2007

*clang*


SporkTSI posted:

I ran into this guy on a game of Rush on Wake Island last night.

http://bf3stats.com/stats_360/G%20UNIT%20VIPER187

Over 21,000 kills with an attack chopper.

His next best weapon has 96 kills.

Guy who does nothing but play gunner in rush maps with an attack helo spotted.

Considering those are almost all Viper kills and he has a decent amount of Tunguska kills I'd wager he literally only plays Wake Rush.

GruntyThrst fucked around with this message at Jan 23, 2012 around 12:45

Beelzebozo
Nov 6, 2002


Beelzebozo posted:

God dammit, every time I think I have this licked somebody else refuses to auto-update. I'll look into it when I get to my office in the morning.


Welp. Before I could even investigate it updated you to last played 22-Jan. So I guess you just had a streak of bad luck with update timeouts. vv

Oppenheimer
Dec 26, 2011

Fuck 'em, we ball

Haha, my dogtags glitched and now I have the DICE Dev Team tags.

http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf...185624328/xbox/



EDIT: Maving and teabagging are a lot funnier when they think you made the game.

EDIT2: They come up blank in game

Oppenheimer fucked around with this message at Jan 23, 2012 around 14:44

Masochism
Aug 28, 2004

Stoned, Ripped, Twisted...Good People.

Oppenheimer posted:

Haha, my dogtags glitched and now I have the DICE Dev Team tags.

http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf...185624328/xbox/



EDIT: Maving and teabagging are a lot funnier when they think you made the game.

EDIT2: They come up blank in game

WWJD? Prob make a better game.

Oppenheimer
Dec 26, 2011

Fuck 'em, we ball

ATTN: YOU CAN SWITCH WEAPONS WITHOUT GOING TO CUSTOMIZE

All you have to do is hit LB or RB on the kit loadout, and you can switch your secondary, your gadget, everything.

Someguy
Jul 15, 2001


SporkTSI posted:

I ran into this guy on a game of Rush on Wake Island last night.

http://bf3stats.com/stats_360/G%20UNIT%20VIPER187

Over 21,000 kills with an attack chopper.

His next best weapon has 96 kills.

Leader boards are absolutely full of guys like this. I sometimes wonder if they ever play with friends and if so, do they make their friends quit out after the map is done so they can find the same map on a different server and do it all again?

nmfree posted:

'cause that's some serious Rain Man poo poo.
u jelly bro?

Scarf
Jun 23, 2005

Hello.


Oppenheimer posted:

ATTN: YOU CAN SWITCH WEAPONS WITHOUT GOING TO CUSTOMIZE

All you have to do is hit LB or RB on the kit loadout, and you can switch your secondary, your gadget, everything.

Yeah, everything except weapon attachments.

Cannot Find Server
Aug 13, 2008


Oppenheimer posted:

ATTN: YOU CAN SWITCH WEAPONS WITHOUT GOING TO CUSTOMIZE

All you have to do is hit LB or RB on the kit loadout, and you can switch your secondary, your gadget, everything.

It doesn't fix the absurd menu system for putting different optics and poo poo on the guns though. gently caress whoever came up with that mess.

Scarf
Jun 23, 2005

Hello.


Cannot Find Server posted:

It doesn't fix the absurd menu system for putting different optics and poo poo on the guns though. gently caress whoever came up with that mess.

Well to be honest, there really isn't much reason to use anything except the Holo sight once you've unlocked it

Cannot Find Server
Aug 13, 2008


Scarf posted:

Well to be honest, there really isn't much reason to use anything except the Holo sight once you've unlocked it

Sure, but I do like using bipods on my LMGs rather than foregrips on some maps under some circumstances, but sometimes I don't even bother because the system for changing it up is so, so bad.

Scarf
Jun 23, 2005

Hello.


Cannot Find Server posted:

Sure, but I do like using bipods on my LMGs rather than foregrips on some maps under some circumstances, but sometimes I don't even bother because the system for changing it up is so, so bad.

Eh, I found it kind of awkward for a while, but I can get through it pretty quickly now.

I just have to remind myself to stay away from the X button so I can look back through my spawn options again. I just "B" my way out of the menu.

Beanbox
Dec 13, 2011

LTA Represent !!

Mr.Bond posted:

When I was on yesterday this was happening on some servers. I think there's a goon here who was having the same problems too.

yup sometimes I have to manually find a server to join, and i cant join friends in co-op anymore.

Beanbox
Dec 13, 2011

LTA Represent !!

Sistergodiva posted:

Any EU goons please add me on psn, same as my sa name. I have to few eu homies so I get to play with my self too much.

Right back at you

SpeKeD

weaaddar
Jul 17, 2004
HAY GUYS WHAT IS TEH INTERWEBNET, AND ISN'T A0L the SECKZ!? :LOL: 1337
PS I'M A FUCKING LOSER


Scarf posted:

Well to be honest, there really isn't much reason to use anything except the Holo sight once you've unlocked it

If I'm playing TDM or using one of those heavy LMG I like to equip the PK-A. TDM because everyone camps. For the LMGs because they don't really work that well up close so if i see an enemy at a distance the PK-A helps with that, and if they get close ADS would be useless with this thing so I'm best off just hip firing like mad.

Someguy
Jul 15, 2001


I also use the PK-A on most things once I unlock it, very little obstructions and it has a little built in zoom as well.

Framptonlive
Nov 22, 2009

I keeps one in the chamber,
in case you pondering


Holo sight is king. Lowest profile (and best sight picture, in my opinion), so you don't lose any of the precious screen real estate.

GruntyThrst
Oct 9, 2007

*clang*


PK-A's the russian 3.4x, right? I love that little guy because it's only slightly less zoom than the 4x and WAY faster to bring up, and without the crazy loving lines all over the American 3.4 (M134 or something like that?)

It's pretty much PK-A on my rifles and LMGs, RDS on my carbines and whatever I feel like on my snipers. I don't think I've ADS with a shotgun in the last like 200 hours so I leave those naked.

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Smelly
May 6, 2005

friendship is magic

I really wish they included a tutorial or something for the helicopters. Watching a teammate grab the little bird at the start of Canals and proceed to nose dive it into the water was foreshadowing our loss.

And in typical pubbie fashion. He kept doing it until I grabbed a hold of it. Thats when he kept trying to hit me with RPGs.

Smelly fucked around with this message at Jan 23, 2012 around 17:16

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