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/\/\/\/\ Yeah, the "how quick can we get banned" game is pretty fun. Usually it comes down to not whose breaking the 'rules', but who can kill an admin the most.
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My favorite server rule is still "Please avoid using shot guns if possible".
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| # ? Aug 7, 2012 06:15 |
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That can't be real right? Good lord.
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| # ? Aug 7, 2012 09:32 |
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Green Puddin posted:That can't be real right? Good lord. I assure you, Yoss and I will periodically find the dumbest server messages possible. "No Shootguns" was one of them.
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| # ? Aug 7, 2012 11:00 |
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I just played on a NO SHOTGUNS  server the other night. The admin was banning people for using the 830 and spas, but was running around with a USAS. I seriously hate having to deal with pubby admins.
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| # ? Aug 7, 2012 11:15 |
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I joined an Italian server that proclaimed "NOT USE EVERYTIME SHOTGUN"
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| # ? Aug 7, 2012 13:53 |
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I want to rent a server one day just to put the server message as a wall of text of every gun in the game is not allowed except for like the G17. Maybe make it "24/7 Op Fuckaround 500% tickets!!!!! Must stay on mountain or you will be BANNED!!!!  "
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| # ? Aug 7, 2012 16:01 |
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CrackerCrucifix posted:I assure you, Yoss and I will periodically find the dumbest server messages possible. When the hell do you and Yoss play anymore? I still remember the first few times I played online was with the two of you. First time you both ridiculed my name, second time you accepted it and started calling me Malloy.
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| # ? Aug 7, 2012 18:15 |
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DiverTwig posted:When the hell do you and Yoss play anymore? I still remember the first few times I played online was with the two of you. First time you both ridiculed my name, second time you accepted it and started calling me Malloy. I have been out of town for all of July basically, and it's budget season + school-startin' time in August so I haven't spent too much time online, but when I do it'll be between 8 and midnight Eastern, I can usually convince Rage to pop on too.
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| # ? Aug 7, 2012 18:25 |
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I just started playing this again. Aside from the few goons that are on my friend list, what is the best way to play with goons now? Is LTA dead?
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| # ? Aug 7, 2012 18:38 |
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I Might Be Adam posted:I just started playing this again. Aside from the few goons that are on my friend list, what is the best way to play with goons now? Is LTA dead? The usual reply is that you can add a bunch of us via battlefield goons maybe use the "most recently seen in-game" ? I did a similar thing months ago and got a bunch of other goons to gently caress around with.
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| # ? Aug 7, 2012 18:55 |
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DiverTwig posted:When the hell do you and Yoss play anymore? I still remember the first few times I played online was with the two of you. First time you both ridiculed my name, second time you accepted it and started calling me Malloy. I play about once a week when Yoss finally convinces me; I spend most of the time yelling and not having fun unless its a badmin server. Then we have fun being twats. I Might Be Adam posted:I just started playing this again. Aside from the few goons that are on my friend list, what is the best way to play with goons now? Is LTA dead? LTA is not dead, people are just rolling with different gang tags to lull the pubbies. Also, battlelog is quite useless so I don't think anybody checks it unless they want to show off their sweet Metro scores.
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| # ? Aug 7, 2012 19:21 |
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CrackerCrucifix posted:LTA is not dead, people are just rolling with different gang tags to lull the pubbies. Also, battlelog is quite useless so I don't think anybody checks it unless they want to show off their sweet Peep that PelswicKDR.
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| # ? Aug 7, 2012 19:25 |
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I'm late to this joke but I saw a server message the other day that said "Shotguns are allowed...for pussies". So delightfully  The reason I've been playing a poo poo load of hardcore is because I'm grinding out medals and mastery dog tags. It's way easier to do 500 kills with mediocre weapons when bullets actually kill people. I'm sick in the head though. The other day I slogged out my melee medal by refusing to use anything but my knife for the 20 something medals I needed. This morning I did my stationary medal by getting in the anti air and leaning the controller on its joystick for a couple high ticket matches. SOMEBODY STOP ME. I'm grinding out my Recon Service hours and Spawn Beacon medals now. I'm so close but I don't even really give a poo poo about those things!
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| # ? Aug 7, 2012 19:36 |
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I Might Be Adam posted:I just started playing this again. Aside from the few goons that are on my friend list, what is the best way to play with goons now? Is LTA dead? Reactivate yourself on the leaderboard, sort the PS3 list by last seen, and invite the top few dudes. Like it says in the god damned OP.
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| # ? Aug 7, 2012 19:37 |
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Beelzebozo posted:Reactivate yourself on the leaderboard, sort the PS3 list by last seen, and invite the top few dudes. Like it says in the god damned OP. Gone are the days when a post like that would be greeted by a smile and a cheerful suggestion to look at the OP. Beez has grown tired of the people. 
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| # ? Aug 7, 2012 19:40 |
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I've got a haiku for you Beelze: New dudes are welcome They want in the leaderboards Read the OP. Gosh!
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| # ? Aug 7, 2012 20:02 |
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Smelly posted:Gone are the days when a post like that would be greeted by a smile and a cheerful suggestion to look at the OP. gently caress you, people can read the op
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| # ? Aug 7, 2012 20:08 |
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Smelly posted:Beez has grown tired of the people. I'm sorry, guys. It's not you. It's this game. I'm just sad that I didn't end up enjoying BF3 as much as BFBC2. And I'm pretty much resigned to just waiting for the next game. This weekend I'm going over to a friend's who plays on PC, and we're installing the beta of some free-to-play game called "PlanetSide 2" on our laptops and trying it out. It's supposedly similar to Battlefield. Yes, I'm BootCamping loving Windows 7 onto my loving laptop so I can play a f2p mmofps. See what you've done, DICE?  →  This made it better. 
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| # ? Aug 7, 2012 20:21 |
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I used to play planetside with some goons years ago but I dont remember who they were. Purple Passion forever. Might check out ps2 but probably not.
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| # ? Aug 7, 2012 20:28 |
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Beelzebozo posted:I'm sorry, guys. It's not you. It's this game. I'm just sad that I didn't end up enjoying BF3 as much as BFBC2. I don't understand why you don't just go back to BC2 then? It's what I did, and that game is still as fun as ever, with full servers and everything. Even Vietnam usually has at least some 8 on 8 games going.
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| # ? Aug 7, 2012 20:41 |
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Yeah, I don't get why people who prefer BC2 don't just go and play it. 
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| # ? Aug 7, 2012 20:43 |
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yellowcar posted:I've got a haiku for you Beelze: How to play with goons Please I did not read OP WHAT IS META TAG
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| # ? Aug 7, 2012 20:47 |
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Manatee Cannon posted:Yeah, I don't get why people who prefer BC2 don't just go and play it. I never see people online playing it and ugh, catch 22.
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| # ? Aug 7, 2012 20:59 |
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Beelzebozo posted:I'm sorry, guys. It's not you. It's this game. I'm just sad that I didn't end up enjoying BF3 as much as BFBC2. And I'm pretty much resigned to just waiting for the next game. This weekend I'm going over to a friend's who plays on PC, and we're installing the beta of some free-to-play game called "PlanetSide 2" on our laptops and trying it out. It's supposedly similar to Battlefield. Yes, I'm BootCamping loving Windows 7 onto my loving laptop so I can play a f2p mmofps. See what you've done, DICE? I played PS1 for a while when they had some f2p promotion that limited your rank. Was pretty fun, aside from the big battles that just became huge glitchy lag parties (though that's as much to do with my terrible connection and pc at the time). But the futuristic setting just doesn't really do it for me. It's my hope that one day,  Also, as was mentioned previously, I'd be down for an evening of BC2 sometime. At least when I actually have time to play shootymans.
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| # ? Aug 7, 2012 21:11 |
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Beelzebozo posted:I'm sorry, guys. It's not you. It's this game. I'm just sad that I didn't end up enjoying BF3 as much as BFBC2. And I'm pretty much resigned to just waiting for the next game. This weekend I'm going over to a friend's who plays on PC, and we're installing the beta of some free-to-play game called "PlanetSide 2" on our laptops and trying it out. It's supposedly similar to Battlefield. Yes, I'm BootCamping loving Windows 7 onto my loving laptop so I can play a f2p mmofps. See what you've done, DICE? I didn't mean anything by it, truthfully. People really should read the OP. BF3 is strange. It's fun and all, but I seem to only take it in small bursts now.
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Cannot Find Server posted:I don't understand why you don't just go back to BC2 then? It's what I did, and that game is still as fun as ever, with full servers and everything. Even Vietnam usually has at least some 8 on 8 games going. Because I've done everything there is to do in that game and only a few goons are still playing it. More the former, honestly. I guess that's lovely of me or whatever, but I like having meta-objectives to work toward while stomping all over pubs. In BFBC2, I am max level with 100% award completion and max unique gold stars. I guess I could try to platinum every weapon or something, but that's not much. And the latter applies to. It's like you can never go home again. I'll never again be able to come home from work, turn on BFBC2, jump into a full party, and start shooting the poo poo with xbros while I 870 magnum slug wookiees from 300m. It will just make me sad to find two servers of 8 on 8 and three maximum possible goons.
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| # ? Aug 7, 2012 22:13 |
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I'll always remember this match because we ganked Context_High a bunch after he popped back in on the other team. 
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| # ? Aug 7, 2012 22:30 |
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Jump on BC2 and then get in a party anyway. That's what xbox live parties are for.
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| # ? Aug 7, 2012 22:31 |
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I'm off getting MGS4 trophies. 
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| # ? Aug 7, 2012 23:04 |
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Fleetwood posted:I'll always remember this match because we ganked Context_High a bunch after he popped back in on the other team. For which y'alls is bastards. I switched over 'cause the team was down three players, then a fuckload of people joined anyway and then I couldn't find anything to do besides shooting Pelswick. Because I hate the handicapped.
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| # ? Aug 7, 2012 23:31 |
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Context High posted:For which y'alls is bastards. I switched over 'cause the team was down three players, then a fuckload of people joined anyway and then I couldn't find anything to do besides shooting Pelswick. We were wondering where you'd gone, figured you wanted to play for Real and were just getting pissed off at us just chuckling and swearing alternately.
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| # ? Aug 7, 2012 23:33 |
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Stew Man Chew posted:We were wondering where you'd gone, figured you wanted to play for Real and were just getting pissed off at us just chuckling and swearing alternately. Somebody jeep'd me and another guy dropped a building on me when I tried to take you on in Mortal Kombat: Pelswick Edition, so I spent time dog tagging and trying to land helicopters on you. Your guys wouldn't come out of the spawn for a knifing and some bastard with a MANPADS was not a fan of my flying, respectively. e: I suck at typing.
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| # ? Aug 7, 2012 23:46 |
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Holy poo poo that was one of the worst teams I've ever played with, broke every cardinal rule (give enemy your tanks durrah) and then never bothered to get it back, break out, or do anything that didn't involve a 12x scope, just terrible. Pablo goon Spoobie(?) and I were the only ones mot sniping Anyways I was surprised you didn't run smoke Joe, but you seemed to make it out fine so ;o Someguy fucked around with this message at Aug 8, 2012 around 00:08 |
| # ? Aug 7, 2012 23:52 |
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I'm spoobie. I really need to change my xbl name.
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| # ? Aug 8, 2012 01:24 |
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It would be really nice, if high ticket Métro (and Seine too?) servers didn't loving hardlock clients when they inevitably poo poo the bed.
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| # ? Aug 8, 2012 03:39 |
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My 360 locked up on that game of Metro on Pope's server. Good kills with HML, thenicko, drekins3, JihadJoe, Ahnuld, and Piti.
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| # ? Aug 8, 2012 04:13 |
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Found the worst server ever. It was 24/7 Canals with the description 'NO RPGS KILL HELICOPTER NO TANKS SHOOT HELICOPTER NO JAV HELICOPTER ONLY LASER PAINTER ALLOWED ON HELICOPTER NO SPAWN TRAPPING ADMINS *lists admins* NO SHOTGUN NO MAV NO M26' there was some other random nonsense but I can't remember it all. I just decided to break every single lovely rule and grief the entire server. Started off just smashing all the opposing heli pilots with their lovely laser painters and then camping their carrier for a while so they couldn't take off (if you use that bad combo then you don't deserve to fly anyways rear end in a top hat) which saw a bunch of dudes shooting RPGs from the deck at me and getting themselves banned, then I switched over to a tank and shot everything out of the sky. Did this for like 50 minutes until I went back to get in a chopper, beat an admin to the pilot seat and immediately got banned. http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf...10/2/174396402/ Basically this moron was fine letting me break every dumb rule scoring like 120 kills until I got in his way and was immediately banned for something that wasn't even against the rules (all 30 of them). I sort of wish there was some kind of server hack where you could just gently caress over all the idiots who rented servers and made a bunch of terrible rules and run them like petty little despots. It would probably be worth getting banned from Xbox or whatever just to see their server get hijacked with a gay porn banner.
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ps3krew....
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