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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Games > Battlefield 3 Console: Nerf till OP, Break till Fixed
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Lunchtray
Jan 24, 2007
I was all of history's great robot actors. Acting Unit 0.8. Thespomat. David Duchovny!

Scarf posted:

You should go track down Will Sasso and tell him his Vines are awesome.

I love his lemon puke ones.

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CrackerCrucifix
May 14, 2007

Green Puddin posted:

Put the pizza rolls directly into my mouth hole.

My cat ate my merkin!

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DELETED
Nov 14, 2004
Disgruntled

Popeadactyl posted:

I've been trying to solicit myself for "Private Security Contracting" on craigslist... sadly, since I lack any sort of licensing whatsoever aside from owning guns, the only response I've gotten is a guy trying to recruit me to join his "doomsday militia"

Qualifications: I'll fuckin merk you rear end in a top hat

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V for Vegans
Jan 30, 2009


 Jersey KneeGrow is the greatest gamer tag to make it through the xbox live sensors.

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Stew Man Chew
Sep 14, 2008

Permission to treat the witness as hostile?



 Yes I rage quit why do you ask?

I'm really, really bad with automatic weapons

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muckswirler
Oct 22, 2008

Scarf posted:

lol

I'd do horrible things. Horrible. For an E3 exhibitor pass.

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Scarf
Jun 23, 2005

Hello.


 Played some TDM with Stevo, Drekins, Duck, and Vegans...

There was one guy who was pretty good with the m40 and had set up shop in that concrete shed near the ramp at the water. He had blown out one of the walls so that he could snipe out of it, keeping it dark in there so he was really hard to see. I spawned on someone's bacon and was parachuting in and happened to notice him in there. I SOMEHOW managed to steer my parachute right into his nest with guns blazing and killed him right as I landed.

A few seconds later I get this message:

"kkkkkkk crazy boy!!!!!"


I guess that's... good?


Edit: His username was SD CAPELO BR. I'm guessing the BR is for Brazil...

Scarf fucked around with this message at May 24, 2013 around 22:04

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StevoMcQueen
Dec 29, 2007


 After some early successes with the bus on Damavand Rush with Grunty and Duck, things began to get a little bogged down.

Cue me and Duck rearending the tunnel mcoms with the huey while confused support guys try to c4 us.

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tehinternet
Feb 14, 2005

STINGERS 4 LYFE

StevoMcQueen posted:

After some early successes with the bus on Damavand Rush with Grunty and Duck, things began to get a little bogged down.

Cue me and Duck rearending the tunnel mcoms with the huey while confused support guys try to c4 us.

Wait, gruntythrst is playing BF again?!

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