Search Amazon.com:
Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us $3,400 per month for bandwidth bills alone, and since we don't believe in shoving popup ads to our registered users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
«531 »
  • Post
  • Reply
cats blood
May 11, 2011


Beelzebozo posted:


Although my wife keeps saying that I should throw a PayPal donate button on there given the number of hours I've drained into this. But that just feels skeazy, and I'm not starving.

You should, we can chip in and buy your kid something.
Special forces camo baby grow or something.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

muckswirler
Oct 22, 2008



Agreed. A MARPAT onesie for tactical car-seat insertions.

Smelly
May 6, 2005

friendship is magic

Just be careful on the apple juice. He might retaliate with a diaper loaded with a WMD.

Oppenheimer
Dec 26, 2011


J Robert Glockenheimer. Just wanted to pitch that in.


Also it's been a few days as I've been busy with virtual hockey () but now I am going to play the poo poo out of this game again. I might even go back to super pubbie beatdown mode.

Scarf
Jun 23, 2005

Hello.


John D. Glockefeller.

Forget oil, he's investing in lead

DELETED
Nov 14, 2004
Disgruntled

Scarf posted:

John D. Glockefeller.

Forget oil, he's investing in lead

gently caress stocks and bonds, we got Glocks and bombs

DEVILDOGOOORAH
Aug 2, 2010

~Animu fan~


LTA where you at:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25BlzbPU0FQ

Stew Man Chew
Sep 14, 2008

Permission to treat the witness as hostile?



Copter pilots who turn via the roll stick drive me loving Insane. You have a tail rotor and rudders for a reason, which is ostensibly why you are better than a jet. Christ jesus i cannot shoot anything if you roll my plane of fire like 60 degrees to the side.

Framptonlive
Nov 22, 2009

I keeps one in the chamber,
in case you pondering


How did they know?

Kashew
Feb 1, 2009
I ENJOY TALKING IN CIRCLES AND LEADING THREADS INTO POINTLESS DERAILS. DO NOT RESPOND TO MY POSTS, YOU ARE ONLY ENABLING ME TO CONTINUE BEING AN IDIOT. JUST IGNORE ME, PLEASE.


Stew Man Chew posted:

Copter pilots who turn via the roll stick drive me loving Insane. You have a tail rotor and rudders for a reason, which is ostensibly why you are better than a jet. Christ jesus i cannot shoot anything if you roll my plane of fire like 60 degrees to the side.

I'm like 900% sure that the other stick only changes the roll and doesn't turn the helo...unless you fly the thing like a jet and roll and pitch up.

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

Sounds like a scene straight from a slasher flick, heh!


It's hilarious watching my brother play like a total shitlord, bragging about his K/D, W/L, and the amount of repairs he has.

His K/D and W/L are just at or below .5, and his repairs per minute is .085 with about 8 hours as engineer.

Edit: Haha just realized that they embedded "Weapon of Choice" on this weeks poll.

Robot Randy fucked around with this message at Feb 11, 2012 around 00:32

Stew Man Chew
Sep 14, 2008

Permission to treat the witness as hostile?



Kashew posted:

I'm like 900% sure that the other stick only changes the roll and doesn't turn the helo...unless you fly the thing like a jet and roll and pitch up.

It was PRECISELY this. This was the exact case. I bailed the gently caress out. He then crashed into a portable on Kharg, killing himself. A smarter pubby ran over, fixed the chopper up, and I hopped in with him.

tehinternet
Feb 14, 2005

STINGERS 4 LYFE

Smelly posted:

Just be careful on the apple juice. He might retaliate with a diaper loaded with a WMD.

Christ, apple juice always made my son have the most disgusting shits when he was in diapers. God, the horror. Ugh.

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010


Stew Man Chew posted:

It was PRECISELY this. This was the exact case. I bailed the gently caress out. He then crashed into a portable on Kharg, killing himself. A smarter pubby ran over, fixed the chopper up, and I hopped in with him.

Speaking of you bailing, you did that twice last night in scout helicopters I was fixing. Pay attention, man!

Stew Man Chew
Sep 14, 2008

Permission to treat the witness as hostile?



Manatee Cannon posted:

Speaking of you bailing, you did that twice last night in scout helicopters I was fixing. Pay attention, man!

If a thing is burning in over the hellscape of iron that is Noshahr canal no amount of quick fixing will keep me in the air though!

Actually I have no recollection of this but yeah, sorry

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010


Stew Man Chew posted:

If a thing is burning in over the hellscape of iron that is Noshahr canal no amount of quick fixing will keep me in the air though!

Actually I have no recollection of this but yeah, sorry

It's ok. The best part was that I had it up to full health. I didn't noticed you'd bailed until I hit the ground and died.

The Downfall
Apr 10, 2010

Listen guys I'm 18 and I am a god damn department manager, just kidding I'm a fucking bagger, and I love talking about stupid bagger stories. Ask me about my secret F-Y-A-D account, just kidding I call it 'the yad'


Well I have never done this, but I am going to shamelessly beg one of my fellow BfGoons for a Xbox Live one month code, I spent an hour with Xbox Live support trying to get a billing issue resolved. Long story short Xbox Live hates all of my cards...

I can return with some EA Origin 20% codes, and I can social engineer some codes for Bf3 DLC If you'd like.
I have PMs and email
DownfallSA AT Gmail

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010


The Downfall posted:

Well I have never done this, but I am going to shamelessly beg one of my fellow BfGoons for a Xbox Live one month code, I spent an hour with Xbox Live support trying to get a billing issue resolved. Long story short Xbox Live hates all of my cards...

I can return with some EA Origin 20% codes, and I can social engineer some codes for Bf3 DLC If you'd like.
I have PMs and email
DownfallSA AT Gmail

Buy a prepaid card?

The Downfall
Apr 10, 2010

Listen guys I'm 18 and I am a god damn department manager, just kidding I'm a fucking bagger, and I love talking about stupid bagger stories. Ask me about my secret F-Y-A-D account, just kidding I call it 'the yad'


Manatee Cannon posted:

Buy a prepaid card?

Tried that, store is sold out. god hates me

Stew Man Chew
Sep 14, 2008

Permission to treat the witness as hostile?



Pretty sure the world isn't going to end if you can't play BF3 until tomorrow.

The Downfall
Apr 10, 2010

Listen guys I'm 18 and I am a god damn department manager, just kidding I'm a fucking bagger, and I love talking about stupid bagger stories. Ask me about my secret F-Y-A-D account, just kidding I call it 'the yad'


Stew Man Chew posted:

Pretty sure the world isn't going to end if you can't play BF3 until tomorrow.

The world isn't going to end but I will. Been almost two weeks since I played and I finally get a few days off

Stew Man Chew
Sep 14, 2008

Permission to treat the witness as hostile?



My bad, normative weekend-haver here good luck!

Chemmy
Feb 4, 2001



The Downfall posted:

The world isn't going to end but I will. Been almost two weeks since I played and I finally get a few days off

Amazon will email you an Xbox Live code: http://www.amazon.com/Xbox-LIVE-Mon...28931934&sr=8-3

And it's on sale for $39.

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010


Sorry to Kashew and SpecEddie, but when all the games on my friend's list were full I just turned on Pandora and started to read. I didn't notice the invites until it was too late, and when I did I got in on the other team. Good game, though. I'm not up to the monotony that is Caspian Border, though, so I'm out.

DehatstyTopinbout
Dec 28, 2004

C4
is the motherfucking answer


Today I felt the wrath of SpecEddie's MAV for the first time. It's brutal.

Cannot Find Server
Aug 13, 2008


HEY

http://battlefieldgoons.com/leaderb...?p=All&f=&s=pwn

Just in time for me to stop playing, too! Yay!

The Downfall
Apr 10, 2010

Listen guys I'm 18 and I am a god damn department manager, just kidding I'm a fucking bagger, and I love talking about stupid bagger stories. Ask me about my secret F-Y-A-D account, just kidding I call it 'the yad'


Got a code thanks to a GOON that wishes to remain anonymous for some reason. Thank god I can go back to playing this game

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Gone to outer space
to shoot that dickbag in his face


Consider me an official convert to the MASS. I was wreckin' fools tonight with it.

Also, roadkilling dudes all day on Oman with the DPV pisses off a lot of people. And the DPV is nimble. I was out turning loving Javelins.

yellowcar fucked around with this message at Feb 11, 2012 around 05:52

Turnleft
Apr 9, 2009


DehatstyTopinbout posted:

Today I felt the wrath of SpecEddie's MAV for the first time. It's brutal.

I caught him in a few tight spots and won the battle, but then i realized its just a mav ...and got squished 2 minutes later.

Was a good time squadding around with samonides, dog nougat and dehatsty although most voice chat sounded like mumbles. Good balance of goon v. goon violence.

RBA Starblade
Apr 27, 2008

Going Home.


I'm getting sick of getting killed by guys because the game either doesn't draw the enemy model or the game doesn't recognize that bullets do damage. I can empty an entire clip into a guy running straight into my face and do zero damage sometimes, and he can shoot me once with whatever assault rifle and I die.

e: The latter is apparently how the game handles lag so never mind.

RBA Starblade fucked around with this message at Feb 11, 2012 around 07:45

Kashew
Feb 1, 2009
I ENJOY TALKING IN CIRCLES AND LEADING THREADS INTO POINTLESS DERAILS. DO NOT RESPOND TO MY POSTS, YOU ARE ONLY ENABLING ME TO CONTINUE BEING AN IDIOT. JUST IGNORE ME, PLEASE.


Turnleft posted:

I caught him in a few tight spots and won the battle, but then i realized its just a mav ...and got squished 2 minutes later.

Was a good time squadding around with samonides, dog nougat and dehatsty although most voice chat sounded like mumbles. Good balance of goon v. goon violence.

I hate you people. I hate getting owned.

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

Sounds like a scene straight from a slasher flick, heh!


I Am Ahnuld sure got some C4 up the rear end tonight. Joe also became my Humvee's new hood ornament

DehatstyTopinbout
Dec 28, 2004

C4
is the motherfucking answer


Kashew posted:

I hate you people. I hate getting owned.

You were loving us up pretty soundly with the 870MCS. After you, spec eddie and turn left etc. called it a night we got our asses handed to us. Also, I don't think I've played a game against Rhenasaurus without becoming their nemesis victim.

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

Cawtion Ham


Yeah those were some pretty good games, I just felt off tonight though, like barely able to kill anything. Also gently caress you and the MAV eddie, you killed me more times than I care to admit with that thing.

CrackerCrucifix
May 14, 2007


yellowcar posted:

Consider me an official convert to the MASS. I was wreckin' fools tonight with it.

Also, roadkilling dudes all day on Oman with the DPV pisses off a lot of people. And the DPV is nimble. I was out turning loving Javelins.

PKP side gunning until the night comes!

3 Tablets Daily
Jun 7, 2006


Stew Man Chew posted:

Copter pilots who turn via the roll stick drive me loving Insane. You have a tail rotor and rudders for a reason, which is ostensibly why you are better than a jet. Christ jesus i cannot shoot anything if you roll my plane of fire like 60 degrees to the side.

You can pull a tighter turn if you do a roll slightly and pitch back while engaging the rudder axis in the direction you want to turn.

Kashew
Feb 1, 2009
I ENJOY TALKING IN CIRCLES AND LEADING THREADS INTO POINTLESS DERAILS. DO NOT RESPOND TO MY POSTS, YOU ARE ONLY ENABLING ME TO CONTINUE BEING AN IDIOT. JUST IGNORE ME, PLEASE.


DehatstyTopinbout posted:

You were loving us up pretty soundly with the 870MCS. After you, spec eddie and turn left etc. called it a night we got our asses handed to us. Also, I don't think I've played a game against Rhenasaurus without becoming their nemesis victim.

I like that 870. It's pretty nifty. It's slow as gently caress though between shots. Also, it's pretty terrible at registering hits on enemies. I did enjoy the few times I seemed to get on a roll. You guys never seemed to want to take out my spawn beacons either, so I'd get the drop on you.

3 Tablets Daily posted:

You can pull a tighter turn if you do a roll slightly and pitch back while engaging the rudder axis in the direction you want to turn.

Yea, but he wants a more level transition so he can keep tracking enemies easily. Also, the roll tilt can really screw with where the gunner can aim, especially if you roll and pitch towards enemies, turning the gunner's view away from targets. Usually, it's also accompanied by a strafing run, meaning the gunner only gets a brief glimpse of the enemies. Most pubbies never give gunners consideration. I favor rolling away from the enemy and pitching down to turn towards them so I face the gunner right at them the entire time.

Seedge
Jun 15, 2009


Mr Beelzebozo, good sir, my statistics do not appear to have updated since Feb 2. I played on Tues Wed & Thurs as I recall.

Until my numbers recommence ascension consider me indubitably dissatisfied with your webpage, & I shall hencefore cease all "play" of this so-called "game" until the matter is resolved.

That, and The Darkness 2 is rather spiffy.

Good day to you.

P.N.T.M.
Jan 14, 2006

BEcAUSE IRAWQ IS THE MODERN DAY VIET .NAM IT IS A QUAGMIRE BU&H LIED OUR BOYS ARE DYING

dog nougat posted:

Also gently caress you and the MAV eddie, you killed me more times than I care to admit with that thing.

Please Refer All Questions to Nicki Minaj
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLnS-2h_nog


It's weird how MAV hunting works. There is always "that guy" on the enemy team who I kill multiple times. You were that guy, unfortunately. It is definitely unintentional. I mean, when I spot a goon I go for it, but I didn't mean to hurt you

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

GruntyThrst
Oct 9, 2007

*clang*


WHY ARE TOW LAUNCHERS SO lovely ARGH

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply
«531 »