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I sure wish I could find a team that isn't full of loving autistic Caullidoody children. My loving god.
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| # ? Jan 16, 2012 19:48 |
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muckswirler posted:No. SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP. I'm changing my tag to [CBGB]. Colorblind goon bastard. There's soooo many of us. More like just the Xbox is full gene inferior fools. 
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| # ? Jan 16, 2012 20:38 |
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EduardoEspecial posted:I don't know if this has been posted yet, but I figured I would share. You're like a chameleon, son! This owns.
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| # ? Jan 16, 2012 20:52 |
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SporkTSI posted:Real Edit: What are good B2K maps for Jihad Jeeping? I stopped playing right around when B2K was released and just picked it up again this weekend. Wake Island on Conquest Assault when you're on the US side is the best B2K Jihad Jeep level. The tips of the island are uncaps that both have a pair of buggys that respawn quickly, so you can Jihad Jeep nonstop.
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| # ? Jan 16, 2012 20:54 |
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I'm on the battlefieldgoons site but I haven't been accepted for the meta tag? My xbox tag is mustardtiger888. Thanks.
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| # ? Jan 16, 2012 21:24 |
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Manatee Cannon posted:I would say the 870 would probably be. Can you even unlock a scope for the semi auto shotguns? I've tried sniping with the USAS with frags and it doesn't work. It's the best auto shotgun, so if it can't do it none of them can. Of course, if you're using the 870 you're basically just asking people to kill you at point blank. But then, you would be with a bolt action. Wow. If you can manage this on consoles, you might actually have a chance at shooting planes and helicopters down!  Also I'm pretty sure the 870 even states in the description it's got a longer range. You can get hitmarkers at impressive ranges even with buckshot, but you're probably only doing 1% of damage. I hate people so much who obviously don't look at their map. I spotted a assault sneaking around the side of the ticket-grinder in one rush game, but he pulled the trigger first. I then got to watch his killcam of shooting someone else in the back, reloading, then killing two more people with a unsilenced FAMAS.  Awesome edit - Holy crap if only you could do this on console. limited fucked around with this message at Jan 16, 2012 around 21:45 |
| # ? Jan 16, 2012 21:35 |
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The last ten games or so I've played have been utter garbage. "We're down by ten tickets?!" Rage quit. "We're down by two people?!" Rage quit. It seems every game is myself and my buddy vs two clans with everyone else on our team being utter scrubs. And I'm sure people have bitched about this a good deal already but something must be done about the runway camping. It is getting-the-gently caress out of hand. A game on Nosehair Canals featured the enemy circling our aircraft carrier with their Z11 and both of our little birds, which they had stolen. Cut to our team spawning on the flight deck and getting literally raped by bullets. Suggestions: If the enemy blows up your vehicle it respawns in five seconds. (So you're not effectively grounded for the entire match in a loop of death) There are auto AA-guns in the spawn. (It's not like your team could exploit this by forcing the enemy jets to fly over your spawn in a dog fight because if you're doign that you aren't helping your teahahaha just kidding jets never help their team anyway) Every runway camper gets aids irl Other thoughts?
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| # ? Jan 16, 2012 21:47 |
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The Downfall posted:poo poo man I had the code, but lost it when Firefox crashed Hey, no problem. I'm happy enough to even have someone try to get me one, don't mind a little wait.
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| # ? Jan 16, 2012 21:51 |
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Last night the Redneck Goon Hunting Party officially began and was off to a good start with scoped shotguns and unscoped L96 and SV98's. It started as a joke but in hardcore this is a viable option if you sprint a lot. Get spooked, pull the right trigger, and the bullet flies straight with the laser sight, or without the laser sight if you are too badass. Also, everyone has the exact same sense of humor. Someone would join us, see what we were doing, and then immediately make a Dick Cheney joke. Every time.
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| # ? Jan 16, 2012 22:14 |
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Oppenheimer posted:Last night the Redneck Goon Hunting Party officially began and was off to a good start with scoped shotguns and unscoped L96 and SV98's. It started as a joke but in hardcore this is a viable option if you sprint a lot. Get spooked, pull the right trigger, and the bullet flies straight with the laser sight, or without the laser sight if you are too badass. Too bad there isn't a hunting orange camo. Cabella's Big Recon Hunter 2012
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| # ? Jan 16, 2012 22:29 |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SA7B...feature=related When I saw this video it had to be posted. I'm sure someguy will like it.
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| # ? Jan 16, 2012 22:34 |
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epoch. posted:Other thoughts? Even if you loving suck in a vehicle, jump in it at spawn when defending in rush if everyone else buggers off. Because it's better for you to soak up damage, time and attention then get blown up, than get it hijacked by the other team!  I learned to do this the hard way on Tehran. So painful and got loving steamrolled that game because it seemed like the entire rest of the team was too stupid to play anything besides assault and recon. Also I've suffered from the Littlebird Hijack on canals too. Quit right out of game anytime that happens now because there's no hope bringing them down. Also I envy/hate this guy. I wish I could get as much done in one ticket. 
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| # ? Jan 16, 2012 22:54 |
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Crustashio posted:Hey, no problem. I'm happy enough to even have someone try to get me one, don't mind a little wait. Working on one right now, this support guy a little more diffucult than the last one...
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| # ? Jan 16, 2012 22:56 |
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l Sage l posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SA7B...feature=related drat just as I was about to declare myself the best pilot in the history of the universe some creative bastard shows me up with a maneuver I didn't even think of trying: http://youtu.be/SA7BetyqAGM?t=2m3s Zip! posted:Yeah I did it for a few games, purely to get up to level 45 and unlock everything. I couldn't care to do it for stats or leaderboard purposes - just that I don't often have a lot of time to play videogames and so if I wanted to try Mav'ing with the amount I play it'd probably take 2 or 3 months for me to unlock it. Didn't mean to be nefarious or anything like that, sorry. edit: is xbox live down for anyone else? just tried to log on and it says nope ;\ Someguy fucked around with this message at Jan 16, 2012 around 23:40 |
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l Sage l posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SA7B...feature=related Impressive piloting right there, drat.
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| # ? Jan 16, 2012 23:23 |
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What exactly is supposed to happen at the end of the last co-op mission? My partner got taken hostage, and a button prompted flashed for a fraction of a second, which I didn't make because I am not a superhuman and cannot react that fast, then my partner hit his prompt which broke him free, then the game told me to "take the shot", so I pulled the trigger but my guy didn't have a gun out, he was still holding his arm out, so I fell over dead, apparently shot. What was I supposed to do instead there? e: Judging by this youtube video not only did it display the wrong button to press anyway, it did it at the wrong time. RBA Starblade fucked around with this message at Jan 17, 2012 around 00:09 |
| # ? Jan 16, 2012 23:57 |
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http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf...25/2/216046281/ Done with SQDM forever. Take that, USAS frag round user!And I just got a cross map M230 from on top on the crane, oh my God, hahaha. Monolith. fucked around with this message at Jan 17, 2012 around 00:12 |
| # ? Jan 17, 2012 00:00 |
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I finally got my loving Air Warfare ribbon today! Somehow Grunty got his hands on a little bird when we were the ground team on Nosehair Canals and he let me fly it, and we tore up some motherfuckers on that aircraft carrier. I was hoping I'd get hatemail saying I was a chopper whore so I could tell them to check my achievements and check which one I just got three minutes ago.  I also got my first two jet kills the next match after it, which means I have heat seekers and might actually be able to kill other jets! Yes, I am Colonel 8, why do you ask?
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| # ? Jan 17, 2012 00:03 |
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Too much lag to move, so I did this 
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| # ? Jan 17, 2012 00:04 |
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chocolateTHUNDER posted:The server's not re-populating is the fault of it was a problem with BF2 also. They have not even attempted to fix the problem.
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| # ? Jan 17, 2012 00:07 |
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, not the playerbase.
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l Sage l posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SA7B...feature=related I could probably do some cool poo poo too if I was on an empty server 
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| # ? Jan 17, 2012 00:22 |
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epoch. posted:And I'm sure people have bitched about this a good deal already but something must be done about the runway camping. It is getting-the-gently caress out of hand. A game on Nosehair Canals featured the enemy circling our aircraft carrier with their Z11 and both of our little birds, which they had stolen. Cut to our team spawning on the flight deck and getting literally raped by bullets. Did the two little birds happen to run into each other and explode? If they did I was in that game and I apologize for the spawnrape but goddamn that was hilarious. I also ended up hitting an empty Little Bird with a rocket and right afterwards someone spawned in it and it exploded.
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| # ? Jan 17, 2012 00:28 |
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After getting used to the game I've made a new GT and regged on the site. I'll be on and off all night so send an invite to Really Mad IRL on XBox if you need a squad filler until I get added to the Metatag. I started from scratch and only level 3 so I won't have a bunch of poo poo unlocked in vehicles, however.
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| # ? Jan 17, 2012 00:36 |
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I really need good people to play with. Pubbies have sucked every inch of fun out of this game like a huge loving vampire bat from the lowest depths of Satan's rear end. GT is OREA Buckethead.
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 No luck once more I will try again tomorrow after that I would suggest shelling out 
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| # ? Jan 17, 2012 03:17 |
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Someguy just ran over Major Nelson. We're absolutely donging him, stepto and litheon. edit: we've acquired Major Nelson's dogtags. edit2: They quit out. 
Chemmy fucked around with this message at Jan 17, 2012 around 03:35 |
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join our game if you want a chance at major nelsons tags, my buddy already snagged them and I'm jealouuuus edit: we made him rage quit already bleeeh Someguy fucked around with this message at Jan 17, 2012 around 03:37 |
| # ? Jan 17, 2012 03:34 |
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I got me some fancy Major Nelson tags and Someguy is jealous blah beaten DownCrashing fucked around with this message at Jan 17, 2012 around 03:39 |
| # ? Jan 17, 2012 03:36 |
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Well gently caress. I want nelsontags.
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| # ? Jan 17, 2012 03:56 |
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It was fun playing with you goons tonight. One of those rounds I c4'd two tanks that were capping a flag and blew them both up at the same time. It's amazing when people don't look around in tanks.
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Awww, what the gently caress. I've been playing through the campaign on hard for my first go through to get it all over with and just finished Night Shift. I saw that there was an achievement I missed at the very beginning so I restarted the level, got it, then quit out. Now I want to resume so I choose to replay a mission, go to Rock and a Hard Place, and can't select anything above Easy. This is a bit of BS that I'll have to either redo Night Shift but hopefully not have to start the entire campaign over again. Since I'm not up for that right now I'm going to start with the multiplayer. I believe I'm on the bf3goon site already so I'm posting here to request a metatag invite or see if anyone is on now. GT is Rabbit Holed
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| # ? Jan 17, 2012 04:28 |
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GruntyThrst posted:Well gently caress. I want nelsontags. I teabagged him. That's gotta be worth something.
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| # ? Jan 17, 2012 05:37 |
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Was he using a USAS with frags?
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| # ? Jan 17, 2012 05:43 |
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I would like an invite to the 360 metatag please! GT: GruntKilla420
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| # ? Jan 17, 2012 05:47 |
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Well as much fun as the MK3A1 is, the USAS is just soo much better. I'm glad that I unlocked everything on the gun before the nerf frag rounds into the ground. The gun really needs a faster reload. The USAS is literally better in every way. Faster reload, more pellets/darts, higher rpm. The only thing it has is slightly faster projectiles which really means nothing at the distance we're talking about for effective engagements. On ps3 you at least get 14 rounds with the thing, on the xbox its only 11 making the thing have 0 purpose. The jackhammer is uglier than the usas as well. Now its back to grinding that horrible QBZ. After using this chinese water pistol, I fully appreciate the AKS. The AKS while also firing horribly slow, at least does a full 17 damage at range. The qbz has fast bullets but awful recoil. At least, the aks I could grind with it in tdm to get those last kills, with the QBZ I need to actually play conquest to find those truly oblivious players. The QBZ makes you appreciate how good the rest of the guns in the game are. It makes you appreciate the g18. QBZ < AKS < G53 < G36c < Scar-h < a-91 < m4a1. After that I'll grind out the pdws, I can't wait to try getting a 140 more kills with my pp-19 edit: I forgot the A-91. I actually probably like that gun a bit more because I don't have to worry about ti switching to one of the shittier guns in the game on me. weaaddar fucked around with this message at Jan 17, 2012 around 06:47 |
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Beelzebozo posted:
Welp, whoever owns/runs http://battlefieldgoons.com -- perhaps we should put our heads together and cross-promote. I'd hate for a console goon to go to http://bfgoons.com and not find the console info they're looking for; and also PC users arriving at http://battlefieldgoons.com when they should have typed in the abbreviated http://bfgoons.com Also, it would be neat to merge databases on some level, we're working with the tf2goons.com guys to get a real, solid goonDB thing going on for other SA-related gaming communities.
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Someguy posted:drat just as I was about to declare myself the best pilot in the history of the universe some creative bastard shows me up with a maneuver I didn't even think of trying: Eventually he got sniped out or something, I quickly switched to the pilots seat, few back to deployment, picked him up and let him take pilot again. After that he started putting on a show, flying through all sorts of obstacles, it was pretty cool. At the end of that game he sent me a message thanking me for my help. 
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.TakaM posted:I had a game a few nights ago with a japanese pilot who could fly like that. He was slaughtering everyone when he could get a chopper, and when he did I was sitting in his passenger seat marking people and repairing. I love doing stuff like that, being on both sides of a game like that feels awesome. I've had similar experiences where I scout/viper whore it up and some low rank random squadmate sticks with me the entire time repairing and just enjoying the show, and afterwords I send him nice message I imagine very similar to what you got. On the flip side I've had games where I just randomly decide to jump into a pubs tank to be a dedicated gunner/repairman and then after receive a nice thank you message from the driver who was not only very happy that I repaired him the entire round, but also surprised I didn't just steal the vehicle when he got out to repair himself or whatever. Also on the topic of fun games with randoms, I literally just finished this game: http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf...36/2/174396402/ which ended up being one of, if not the most intense games I've ever played. I was actually going to call it a night since I don't really like Tehran Rush all that much, but I had a good previous match with my random squadmate (AN1DA PIPEHITT) so decided to give it a go. Turns out the match lasted like 50 minutes and was one of those crazy 'enemy gets down to the wire on tickets but still manages to take the crates at the very end' deals but we were able to hold them off on the very last crate of the last set. Valiant effort from both teams, but the game was so drat long you can see at least 20 people quit and joined off both sides it was just nuts. Lots of variety with the kills as well from guns, tanks, swapping kits with teammate medics to revive em' then killing dudes with their guns, and a ton of RPG kills (got my RPG dogtag during this game). Also the only time I've seen two people finish with a combined 130 kills and almost virtually identical scores. I've been playing a lot of conquest lately, but this game reminded me of the kind of intensity I've only found playing Rush. Someguy fucked around with this message at Jan 17, 2012 around 10:57 |
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Just check my stats on the battlefieldgoons site and I am #1 in both SMAW and RPG-7V2 kills. Funny thing is I have 100 more RPG kills then SMAW, I really think the RPG has much better sights. I find the biggest change from BC2 to BF3 is the maps, I really think the BC2 maps were much better, even without any of the BC2 DLC. Another change I don't like is that in BC2 you could move as soon as you got on the server, having the game installed made it so that I almost always spawned first, leading to easy A caps on Arica Harbor for example. I have also received exactly 0 rage messages while in BC2 I got a constant stream of them from teabagging, seems nobody cares anymore :( But I digress, I like BF3 it's a fun game, it could have been so much more though. Playing with friends is fun though!
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Someguy posted:On the flip side I've had games where I just randomly decide to jump into a pubs tank to be a dedicated gunner/repairman and then after receive a nice thank you message from the driver who was not only very happy that I repaired him the entire round, but also surprised I didn't just steal the vehicle when he got out to repair himself or whatever. I was having a night of tank whoring/dominating with a couple of other goons a couple of weeks back and at one point we were spawn camping them on Tehran Highway when I took a bit of damage from their T90, killed it, then hopped out to repair. As I was doing this some poo poo head pubby runs up out of nowhere, steals my tank and then proceeds to drive it into the no-go zone, panics, gets stuck and gets it blown up for going out of bounds. Meanwhile I try I'm stood in the middle of nowhere looking down the barrels of 10 snipers desperate for revenge and make it about 6 steps towards cover before getting body sniped by poo poo snipers. I loving hate pubbies.
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