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Excuse me but perhaps you console mongoloids can wrap your walnut brains around some gems of wisdom from the PC thread, populated entirely by superior beings:Some cocksucker posted:fart poop Another fucker here posted:bloop bleep blorp  (LTA is rolling right now) ALSO beez throw some pictures in that bitch and break up those walls o text and links? I dunno just a general thought.
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| # ¿ Jan 13, 2012 19:19 |
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| # ¿ May 22, 2013 16:23 |
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That was some hell of helicoptering, wordy. Basically dominated that map before you crashed holy poo poo.
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| # ¿ Jan 14, 2012 00:02 |
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I walked into the kitchen on Grand Bazaar today with a machinegun and killed 5 dudes just kind of spinning in a circle and holding the trigger. Was pretty amazing. "Well I killed half the team, you guys want to take A?"
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| # ¿ Jan 14, 2012 01:12 |
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Chortles posted:
Just make sure you don't want this to A) Work about 50% of the time or B) garner you points because you won't get any for assisting with the SOFLAM.
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| # ¿ Jan 14, 2012 03:26 |
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Yeah XBOX might get points for soflam'd targets taking a javelin in the poop but PS3 definitely does not, at least not every time. The SOFLAM is godawful for the dude doing the flamming. Also, I have commissioned an LTA-themed art. BFBC2: The Musical will be retired into the annals of glory. Stew Man Chew fucked around with this message at Jan 14, 2012 around 06:46 |
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limited posted:Wow. I like how the ending screen shows you supposedly unlocking a weapon tag on the first service star, but it's actually five stars. This is because each shotgun pellet is treated as its own "hit" but you only shoot once. Back in BC2 there were people rocking 200-300% accuracy haha.
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| # ¿ Jan 14, 2012 17:35 |
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RBA Starblade posted:I see, so it's mostly bad luck on my end that they kill me with a rpg but I'm not killing them with mine, and I shouldn't even be trying to in the first place? MBT cannon is more reliable than RPG, but the way the physics engine seems to work makes environmental kills a lot more difficult in BF3. Blast radius is much smaller and it doesn't seem to go "up" or "down" (so like, the guy standing above or below the shot on a hill) as well as it does in some other games. It also doesn't "go through" destructible environment with any sort of reliability. RPGs are loving terrible, you may as well use a sniper rifle for killin dudes. Also for killin tanks. Because C4 suicide is much more effective.
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| # ¿ Jan 14, 2012 19:57 |
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Also Canister Shot. Canister Shot is the business. You can basically switch back and forth between Can / 120mm and pop off a shot every 1.5-2 seconds.
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| # ¿ Jan 14, 2012 19:58 |
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CrackerCrucifix posted:PS3 goons I typically play with learned to stay away from these when playing with me. I've learned nothing!!
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| # ¿ Jan 15, 2012 21:03 |
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I have to say, SpecEddie, I dunno if I've met someone so committed to their gimmick in my career playing battlefield. You have MAV'd me so much it's insane. Also I believe I like gunning in the AH-1Z / HAVOC better than i like flying. I can murder people with autoloader and protect with flares real well. Stew Man Chew fucked around with this message at Jan 16, 2012 around 01:43 |
| # ¿ Jan 16, 2012 01:39 |
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I UNLOCKED FLARES Wrap it up, jetfailures 
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| # ¿ Jan 16, 2012 02:15 |
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Hey braggob and Nummy my poo poo froze up and I went to keep my girlfriend company, good games though!
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| # ¿ Jan 16, 2012 03:33 |
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Franco Spanish posted:This may not really apply to you, but I try to only turn one way when I'm flying as much as possible and hope my gunner will pick up on that. That way if I only turn right when we're circling a tank/enemy he will keep his gun leading into my turn and stay on the target. This right here. I don't necessarily turn clockwise/counterclockwise every time, but I will pick one for every flight usually. Actually again, I am a Good pilot but Wordy is a Pretty Great pilot and when we team up it is some nastiness. Kinda wanna go do it right now. Too much poo poo to do 
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| # ¿ Jan 17, 2012 18:27 |
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I will go for long passes because it's efficient, but tail-whipping the helo around or whatever other maneuvers you can do in tight spaces are awesome and makes you feel like a badass. I'd turn on the PS3 this afternoon but I started crossfit last night and gently caress, every inch of my arms is a mass of pain.
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| # ¿ Jan 17, 2012 18:42 |
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Scarf posted:It's just too bad those maneuvers are impossible in the Havoc Yeah hey, holy poo poo, I'm not crazy! I am awesome in one attack helicopter and complete horseshit in the other. I don't really understand why the characteristics are so completely different between the two nations.
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| # ¿ Jan 17, 2012 18:45 |
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^^  ^^SporkTSI posted:
Yeah this isn't it, a pistol won't hit fuckall at that range. My stat is identical to the Longest Headshot stat anyway. Maybe talking about vehicle-mount weapons versus sniper rifles?
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| # ¿ Jan 17, 2012 19:15 |
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l Sage l posted:Handheld also rules out sniper shots from a bipod. At first I didn't believe it, but I checked out some other peoples' stats and it looks like you're right. Maybe I did plunk someone at 420m ADS from prone without a bipod. HOW I did this I couldn't even begin to consider, but good for me!
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| # ¿ Jan 17, 2012 20:30 |
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I reckon I get most of my headshots crane sniping on Operation Giveafuckstorm, so I get the height bonus, but I don't think there's enough people ever on that map to have two of them next to each other. Actually... it may have been on a goon (Wordy) when he was climbing the crane on Sharqi, from the television station. I only remember because I was like "HOLY CRAP A GOON" and desperately put a round in his direction. With great success.
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| # ¿ Jan 17, 2012 20:45 |
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Mermans Lament posted:Just joined Goon Battlefield website, shocked to see that I have the lowest W/L ratio on PS3 (0.41, nearly half of games won)???? If any goons need me to give them some tips in-game, my PS3 username is Tane_Orb Congratulations on making me chuckle out loud, you should add SA_Yossarian to your list and we can get you right back to not giving a poo poo about various metrics in no time.
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| # ¿ Jan 17, 2012 21:07 |
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 by the end of the week, registered console goons will have racked up a million kills.Hell by the end of the day. There's probably people who haven't updated recently. Huzzah arbitrarily large metrics!
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| # ¿ Jan 17, 2012 21:16 |
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Unfortunately, that's the primary reason I don't like playing Rush Really botched the execution of this one, Dice. Will probably be spending more time in BC2.
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| # ¿ Jan 17, 2012 21:55 |
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SporkTSI posted:So, what weapon in BF3 matches the godliness that was the M1 Garand in BC2? It was always funny starting out a match with it and then seeing six other people using it 3/4 of the way through. None of them. There is no equal to the garand in this game. Yet another egregious oversight.
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| # ¿ Jan 18, 2012 04:39 |
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Oppenheimer posted:My favorite part about those shouts is when you thought someone was hiding somewhere, you could just throw a grenade near them and hear "Look out! Grenade!" and go kill them. Or when someone came up behind me and the game diced out and he didn't kill me or missed, and I would hear "come 'ere, you fucker", and turn. This still works, btw. You can throw a grenade and listen to see if people are in buildings/around corners. BF3 the voice acting quality is down a bit, unfortunately. I looooved BC2, the yelling was a really good compromise between over-the-top funny and gritty swearing. BF3 has... it's way too ridiculous.
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| # ¿ Jan 18, 2012 16:21 |
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all right damnit I am going to play Some Video Games right now because I haven't all week. LTA krew meet me in da choppa. I'll do either BF3 or BC2.
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| # ¿ Jan 18, 2012 19:13 |
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Scob posted:Sorry dudes thought I wanted to play but eh I think im done with it for the time being. USAS Frag rounds are the death knell of my interest in this game.
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| # ¿ Jan 18, 2012 21:08 |
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GruntyThrst posted:It was, pre-patch, easily the best all around gun in the game. It's still pretty good but no longer really OP in my opinion. Yuh they seriously nerfed the accuracy on this bitch with some patch or another. I routinely pull a pulp fiction on groups dudes and get my rear end beat, which is why I've switched to the 240B for support now. edit: hardcore is fun on biggerish maps but on things like Seine where literally everyone knows exactly where you're going to spawn it is abysmal. Move, dead. Spawn dead. Spawnmovedead.
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| # ¿ Jan 18, 2012 21:14 |
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Hardcore compounds pubby problems, yes. Instead of 12 people gunning for you, you have 23. And Concrete.
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| # ¿ Jan 18, 2012 23:43 |
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Masochism posted:Got a kick out of watching this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c8nngEsB-w gently caress, it's SO SMOOTH. we got the biggest shaft on this game.
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| # ¿ Jan 19, 2012 04:26 |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOxG1UbUHUU This is awesome, thanks HappyPants. "Oh I wonder if his friend's gonna YUP YOU'RE DEAD." "All right finally I get in the helicopter oh gently caress me gently caress me WHY DON'T I JUST GO gently caress MYSELF."
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| # ¿ Jan 19, 2012 16:27 |
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All the PDWs feel the same (I know, broken record) so it comes down to magazine size for me.
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| # ¿ Jan 19, 2012 17:10 |
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weaaddar posted:People can turn around and kill you with a pistol, this gun is that bad. This could and does describe any gun in the game.
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| # ¿ Jan 19, 2012 17:26 |
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Does it FEEL GOOD Mr. Fixit?
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| # ¿ Jan 19, 2012 23:11 |
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CYA LATER SHITLORDS
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| # ¿ Jan 20, 2012 00:06 |
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dEAR RICHARD,
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| # ¿ Jan 20, 2012 01:56 |
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The Downfall posted:
Literally the key to heatseekering in any helicopter. Pubbies who blow their whole missile load as soon as they get a lock make me Fixit out all over the microphone.
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| # ¿ Jan 20, 2012 02:20 |
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Scob posted:we need to play some bc2 bro I would be down for this nastiness.
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| # ¿ Jan 20, 2012 02:51 |
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BC2 is on for maybe another 45 minutes come join us we have a fullish server and erething.
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| # ¿ Jan 20, 2012 05:10 |
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Laminator posted:damnit why do i never get in on the good poo poo You can take solace in the fact that you're a doctor when you become a doctor and the rest of us shlubs are just unemployed jerkoffs.
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| # ¿ Jan 20, 2012 15:14 |
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So... it's not hardware related? I'm glad everyone involved understands the complexities of system design. Although this is the one fix that could convince me to keep playing this game.
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| # ¿ Jan 20, 2012 16:40 |
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Beelzebozo posted:
 you're a good looking dude and your baby is cute haha
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