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Atlas Telamon
Feb 20, 2009


If any of you would so kindly, can you add EnduringAtlas to the 360 metatag?

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Atlas Telamon
Feb 20, 2009


I had a hell of a time in Pope's server tonight. The best part was when I pulled off the C4 on a buggy trick and took out a tank on Wake Island. It was also hilarious how Ahnuld and Lunchtrays kept switching when we played Metro.

Unfortunately no one invited me to party chat

Atlas Telamon
Feb 20, 2009


Check your privilege, cocklords.

Atlas Telamon
Feb 20, 2009


SixtySix posted:

popeadactyl, your hubris is your undoing. You thought you could play god with your little minions and now your kingdom is revealed to be made of nothing but ash and broken dreams
Harkening on the halcyon days when Metro was only 200%, and someguy was in a helicopter.

Atlas Telamon
Feb 20, 2009


Everyone who hates PP posted:

What the gently caress did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the gently caress out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that poo poo to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rear end off the face of the continent, you little poo poo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will poo poo fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re loving dead, kiddo.

Atlas Telamon
Feb 20, 2009


Someguy posted:

I seriously doubt this happened; who is 'they'?
The Patriarchy.

Atlas Telamon
Feb 20, 2009


Someguy posted:

You seem pretty upset did Arnold bang your girlfriend or something (he is irresistible so this is a possibility)?

I left my girlfriend for Arny, but then he got me pregnant and left me in a 500% Metro game as a Recon.

EDIT: I seriously doubt Arnold would ban someone for using A2A missiles. If they had a stupid GT, I would support the ban on principle.

Atlas Telamon fucked around with this message at Apr 16, 2012 around 22:50

Atlas Telamon
Feb 20, 2009


tehinternet posted:



I've kicked two or three guys for being dickholes, can't remember what for now. All the rest were to make room for goons.

I generally get the party consensus if it's iffy.

Unless its Lunchtrays, that guy is an rear end in a top hat.

E: and air to air missiles are for bitches.
I have not seen you kick a single person without justification.

And you are irresistible.

Atlas Telamon
Feb 20, 2009


Lunchtray posted:

Oh god that'd be wonderful. I'm reading that book now...
The winner gets to have a place in the moderator forum and a lifetime supply of Mountain Dew Code Red and Cheetoes.

Atlas Telamon
Feb 20, 2009


Aww yeah! Pope's is going to be excellent tonight. I am going to relax, take a bath, fill up my Camelback with water, put in a catheter, throw on a diaper, and will be ready to go.

Atlas Telamon
Feb 20, 2009


Oppenheimer posted:

Why not just connect your catheter to your camelback?
My Camelback stores 4L. You can consume your own urine approximately 2 times before it becomes toxic. This may be possible.

Atlas Telamon
Feb 20, 2009


First hardlock of the night? Yayyyyy!

Atlas Telamon
Feb 20, 2009


Lunchtray posted:

Hardlocked too!
It just happened agaaaaaaaain!

Atlas Telamon
Feb 20, 2009


EduardoEspecial posted:

I love having a server and getting all the butthurt messages from pubbies when the teams get balanced. The tears are delicious.



Did you reply with "You seem upset."?

Atlas Telamon
Feb 20, 2009


StevoMcQueen posted:

Hotdogs: obviously should be brought out more often at all those international summits, maybe then everyone would get along a little better.

MASS: Doesn't really bother me too much, except on the old grind that is Metro, just because it requires a whole lot less aiming when you're camped at the top of the escalators, or down a narrow corridor. Out in the open, it's a lot less of an issue.

Pope's server and the goon admin style: Dunno so much about the random bannings, but the whole team stacking thing gets old fast when you're stuck on the opposing team, 'cos at that point you may as well go find a pubby server, since you've a better chance that both sides will be equally uncoordinated. Also, maybe it's just 'cos I ended up playing with goons I don't play with as much, but the last couple of times I played on it, no party invites, and random chat is half the fun of goon games.

New England: If it doesn't have a 'New Yorkshire' in it, it can never be the best England.

And now I think I may go get a hotdog.
Send me a request. My GT is EnduringAtlas. Any time we have a big game, go to my Gamer Card and hit "Join Party". Add a bunch of us to be sure you can find a group.

Atlas Telamon
Feb 20, 2009


Awww man, I have to be in a wedding this Saturday and it doesn't even have an open bar. Boooooo.

Atlas Telamon
Feb 20, 2009


As far as a good SPM, I feel that it also depends on your OSPM. Or maybe that is my bias because I am #3 for OSPM and 113 for SPM. You don't win a round without supporting your team.

Atlas Telamon
Feb 20, 2009


The Drekins Maneuver is my favorite tactic that was used last night. It is essentially an Air-to-Air version of the tactics used by Japanese Zero's during the bombing of Pearl Harbor. In fact, it is also an Air-to-Air version of the 9/11 attacks as well.

What I am saying is that Drekins may be an Imperial Muslim Japanese Extremist and that we should contact the NSA and tell about his war crimes.

Atlas Telamon
Feb 20, 2009


Abiggoat posted:

I've been kicked from so many servers by using my superior flying skills to take down all the jellywoppers.

gently caress jellywoppers, yo.

Am I crazy or is bailing before impact do no damage to anything apart from the unmanned vehicle? Or am I just missing a whole lot?
At the very least it knocks them back. I know Someguy and I were in a jellywopper over B on Wake Island when some vehicle rammed us and only took the health down to 64%, so that may have been an unmanned hit.

Atlas Telamon
Feb 20, 2009


In case you guys didn't know, this weekend is BF3 Double XP Weekend! Imagine getting 40,000 points during Dicklunch Metro DARTstravaganza instead of only 20,000!

For me, this means I can finally grind out the stupid loving recon class.

Atlas Telamon
Feb 20, 2009


What is up with all of these BF3 goons having weddings to go to recently? I had two to go to in April. Must just be that season.

Atlas Telamon
Feb 20, 2009


Lunchtray posted:

We had a bunch of Goons from the Meta-Tag join Ahnulds game while he was out at the store and they found our stash of TNT and blew the hell out of everything... We had to revert the save and lots of us lost a bunch of progress.

Right now you can't really grief pubbies only goons. (Which may be your cup of tea)

There's some goons who leave the Xbox and game running all the time and people join up and do cool poo poo or cause mayhem and everyone's happy about that.
At least our little BF3 group enjoys creation rather than destruction. Completely sperging out with you to assure that the water was 100% calm before it surrounded the glass dome was more fun than I ever expected it to be.

Also, recreating Metro in MC would be tedious, spergtastic, and incredible. I think an undertaking of that magnitude may need to be worked on after persistent servers are added. Hell, I would pay for one. We would also need all of the autism spectrum goons we could find.

Atlas Telamon
Feb 20, 2009


toby posted:

Way to go you just force me to buy minecrafts and now I'm dead. In the BF3 thread.
Battlefield 3 Console: Where MASSholes ran us all off to Minecraft

Atlas Telamon
Feb 20, 2009


Lunchtray posted:

I wouldn't have been that crushed... I was just thinking that I could recreate a more amazing dome by finding deep water as a building location. Duping TNT and hollowing out all underneath the Ocean build it underground and then blow the final layer to flood it.

I figure I could build a FAR larger dome and it'd be more fun blowing the poo poo out of a large portion of the map with TNT.
I finally started my own map that has a plethora of water and islands that may be suitable for such an undertaking. The next time we are both on you should stop by.

Atlas Telamon
Feb 20, 2009


Trays, Arnold, Jihad, and whoever else helped to hollow out the Earth in my Minecraft world, you all rock. That was the best gift to come home to.

Atlas Telamon
Feb 20, 2009


I really need to stop vomiting and get back on MC to help construct beautiful things.

Atlas Telamon
Feb 20, 2009


I just read that the glitch that is causing stats to not be saved at the end of a round is caused by using the FAMAS. It may be best to steer clear of it for awhile.

Atlas Telamon
Feb 20, 2009


For anyone on the fence about getting Premium, someone is currently selling 4000 XBL point cards in SA Mart for $42. At that price, it is hard to not go ahead and get it.

Atlas Telamon
Feb 20, 2009


Oppenheimer posted:

Oh and I'm on now if anyone wants to do sone butt stuff
Double fixed

Atlas Telamon
Feb 20, 2009


SporkTSI posted:

Definitely a step up from the furry server Drekins and I played on

I hope it to be 100% in-character as well.

Atlas Telamon
Feb 20, 2009


tehinternet posted:

BAHAHAHA

there's a guy on there saying as Aspberger's is no laughing matter hahahhaahha
Not only that but the same guy defends ephebophilia as "no laughing matter".

Atlas Telamon
Feb 20, 2009


For all of my badmin buddies, ever since Pope gave me a trial to Diablo 3, that has been all I have been doing. So, as a gift to you all, have this:



P.S. Drekins and Pope and whoever else plays D3, I need your Diablo names.

Atlas Telamon
Feb 20, 2009


Oppenheimer posted:

Atlas what is your d3 name? I don't know my numbers, but popes is Popeadactyl#1830.
Mine is AtlasTelamon#1744.

Atlas Telamon
Feb 20, 2009


Fellow Toribash players, the thread I promised has been posted in GBS.

Atlas Telamon
Feb 20, 2009


Now that pope had sex with his Xbox and peed in its butt, are there any stop-gap goon servers currently up? I may be ably to front the money for one, even though I should be saving up money for my new apartment I am moving into in a month.

Nah, who am I kidding. I have some Turtle Beach headphones on the way and would like to receive some hate mail to listen to through them.

Atlas Telamon
Feb 20, 2009


tehinternet posted:

I'ma snipe all the engineers shitlords
I will stand beside you in battle to destroy all of the engineers that threaten the glorious tanks. And to remind everyone of how great a character Catelyn Stark is.

Some of you bastards best be on popes when I get off work tonight or I will be forced to actually pack for my move instead of playing shooty mans.

Atlas Telamon
Feb 20, 2009


Popeadactyl posted:

The server has awoken from its slumber
C'thulu rises from the great slumber to feast upon the tears of the weak.

Atlas Telamon
Feb 20, 2009


Oppenheimer posted:

People gettin pooper peeved at soflan lol.
I might have to pop on later tonight to help cause anal anguish in the bowels of the wretched. Maybe I can just pack between rounds.

Atlas Telamon
Feb 20, 2009


The Iron Sheik posted:

@the_ironsheik: Put the taco full of dog poo poo on jose canseco grave #ThingsNotToDoDuringAFuneral or yes?
The old country way.

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Atlas Telamon
Feb 20, 2009


Well BF3 thread, because of persistent bourbon chat, I purchased my first bottle. Of course, I went straight to the bottom of the shelf and grabbed some Rebel Yell. I was quite excited to leave the blanket of "women and children" vodka.

Now, I sit here in shame. RY was too strong for my baby mouth. Now it has turned into a whiskey sour. One day, I will join the ranks of you all. I WILL be manly, drinking expensive bourbon with no filler. For now, I have taken my first step, however small.

In the future: Kentucky Distillery Tour.

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