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^^^E: You forgot "I'm getting my poo poo pushed in over here!" The 2 things I miss most from BC2 are horns and porno mustaches 
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| # ¿ Jan 18, 2012 16:25 |
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Mr. Noon posted:Just a heads up, but this isn't true. Grenades just take longer than c4, ammo, etc. and it's somewhat random. Sometimes I'll throw down an ammo box, sit on it and bombard a tunnel/bottleneck/whatever with 10-15 grenades in a row. Team up with someone, put down 2+ crates and make it rain on them hos
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| # ¿ Jan 18, 2012 16:52 |
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CellBlock posted:I don't understand why, but the Party Palm is pretty hilarious. The other day Party Palm was getting down with a Lady Palm in the middle of the street 
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| # ¿ Jan 19, 2012 06:22 |
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Cannot Find Server posted:
870MCS + 6x Rifle Scope + 12g Frag
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| # ¿ Jan 19, 2012 16:25 |
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 A tip for the hardcore players: If you hit start while in a vehicle, your vehicle's health will show up on the HUD when you go back to the game. It resets any time you get out of a vehicle but seems to carry over if you spawn in a vehicle at the start of a new round. It's not gamebreaking but it does help quite a bit.
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| # ¿ Jan 19, 2012 23:32 |
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Mr Man posted:Yeah it's pretty much the best overall class, since right now you can snipe with shotguns and frag rounds, go close up and kill with the G18, destroy vehicles, and repair. SV98 with a suppressor sounds like an air rifle
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| # ¿ Jan 20, 2012 20:13 |
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Scarf posted:Heh, check out this scrub Here bro, jump on my MAV. You can ride it up to my level 
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| # ¿ Jan 20, 2012 23:29 |
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Slayer1597 posted:Has anyone heard from carmaine today? Either he's fine or the robbers are big old nerds because he was online playing Skyrim when I signed off last night
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| # ¿ Jan 21, 2012 17:51 |
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Fork of Unknown Origins posted:The best thing is that certain people are MAV magnets. A friend and I were playing TDM last night and one round we each got 12 kills, 4 of mine and 5 of his were one guy. He sent us both hatemail. Yeah, I've experienced many times while MAVsterbating. Speaking of hatemail  
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| # ¿ Jan 22, 2012 03:50 |
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Oppenheimer posted:Also two 127mm rockets to kill a loving HMMWV? What the gently caress are they made of? The same thing trees are made of 
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| # ¿ Jan 22, 2012 21:37 |
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Scarf posted:They also refer to the Javelin as an "anti-aircraft weapon" which it isn't... I'm willing to bet this is a misprint and they're talking about the Igla/Stinger. Me too  It should be a OHK when you jav off on a helicopter, it already requires someone else designating the drat thing in the first place. Stingers are already useless though.
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Whoopity doo, a guy shoots some other guys on Operation Met- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bjTRRnfEC4
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| # ¿ Jan 24, 2012 18:52 |
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Scob posted:Sure youre fine with it because you are good in airplanes and helis. If there was a viable defense against either then you wouldnt be. Then we'd just roll out the tanks  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb-gI_pFog0
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| # ¿ Jan 25, 2012 16:56 |
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GruntyThrst posted:Seriously I was 3-20 because every single time I spawned I immediately got gunned down. It wasn't all you, at least. Welcome to my hell, the other day on nosehair anywhere I spawned was where bad guys were shooting or about to be shooting.
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| # ¿ Jan 28, 2012 03:26 |
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SporkTSI posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syq9pPWq_rI Hell yeah. I love using 320s or RPGs on Seine and Oman. I got a triple last night because I pro-piped a window. It killed the 2 guys hiding and crushed a guy on the sidewalk.
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| # ¿ Jan 28, 2012 21:52 |
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The Downfall posted:What exactly are war tapes? Makes the sound much better
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| # ¿ Jan 29, 2012 07:08 |
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Kuhmondo posted:It depends if you have a competent gunner that you can communicate with. If i'm flying solo with a pubbie gunner, I run air radar, flares, and heat seekers. There are other insane combinations as well that some have already mentioned. Laser painter, flares/ecm jammer, heat seekers with the gunner doing autoloader, flares, and guided missile. If you can do that combination with a great pilot and gunner, they're unstoppable.
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| # ¿ Jan 30, 2012 17:13 |
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Guys, I think I have a crippling addiction to javving off http://battlefieldgoons.com/topkillers.php?w=wLATJAV I know cool guys don't look at explosions but it's just so satisfying to watch all that debris go flying.
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| # ¿ Jan 31, 2012 19:06 |
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Beelzebozo posted:
It's too bad the game doesn't track TPM (Teabags Per Minute)
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| # ¿ Jan 31, 2012 19:09 |
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DiverTwig posted:I was going to leave it on either way, but if it's faster and easier to kill things with the cannon, I'd just stick with that and never bother pressing triangle. I just haven't had much experience with the missiles yet so was wondering how much luck others have had with them. Guided missiles are awesome. I like to give 'em some cannon spray on the approach until I'm close enough to lock. Sometimes it can take a bit for the missile to actually hit so don't worry if you don't get a hit right away. The biggest thing is having a pilot that knows ground targets are better than air targets. Obviously taking their chopper down is a good thing but fighting jets is dumb and you should be working to help the boots on the ground. If you have a pilot with the laser painter then enemy choppers are a mere inconvenience though. I'm kind of torn about babby mode vs hardcore as far as choppers are concerned. It's a little harder to find ground targets in hardcore but the main cannon shreds infantry and a few rounds from it will soften up armor enough that AGMs kill in 1 hit.
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| # ¿ Feb 3, 2012 18:50 |
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SporkTSI posted:http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf...00/2/192683549/ Hell yeah, I just wish I could have gotten one at the start The Downfall posted:on the last mcom of a base when its about to blow, this is me getting a headstart to the next base http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqz5dbs5zmo
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| # ¿ Feb 4, 2012 08:12 |
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Just delete the patch and play with the worst pubbies in the world if you want to grind out stars. On Operation Fuckaround they drove their tank right up to ours with their main cannon facing the wrong way. E: I just remember Drekins stole a tank with a G18  Pre-patch pubbies are Bad At Video Games
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 "you seem upset :0"  Then I ran into another twilight zone pubbie. I was MAV bowling away when I got a party invite. I decided to take the plunge and join, expecting the worst. It turned out to be a well-mannered Austrialian guy. "Hey, me and and my mate saw you flying around killing people with the MAV, what's the secret?". Being as they were so cordial about it I caved and gave them some tips. They started picking up on it pretty fast once I told them to aim left.
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| # ¿ Feb 5, 2012 16:23 |
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General_Failure posted:Oh sh...does this apply to surface vehicles too? Have you ever gotten the HUD glitch? It's like ultra-hardcore mode because there are 0 HUD elements, including doritos over friendlies. Also, when you die, your console freezes 
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| # ¿ Feb 5, 2012 21:45 |
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What you do is fire an RPG at the tank on Seine Crossing as Arnold is rage C4ing the pubbie inside at the start of the round. I think I got most of our team on that one.
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| # ¿ Feb 5, 2012 22:21 |
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I wouldn't get too tore up about teamkilling. Friendly fire happens, you get better at not wasting your teammates but sometimes people walk into your field of fire or surprise you at a corner. I teamkill squadmates with the MAV sometimes since they don't always show up as friendlies and it can be easy to miss on the minimap. It sucks when a dumbass pubbie gets you booted but thems the breaks.
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| # ¿ Feb 5, 2012 23:05 |
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Slayer1597 posted:this makes me want to ask DELETED(JIHADxxxJOE) if I can change my Gamertag to : TALIBANxxxTED Takes a lot of pubbie rage to earn them Xs, son 
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| # ¿ Feb 8, 2012 03:29 |
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The biggest part of flying a jet is playing this in the background: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8rZWw9HE7o
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| # ¿ Feb 9, 2012 06:05 |
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After blowing up vehicles, I like to jump on the burning remains and teabag it
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| # ¿ Feb 9, 2012 16:44 |
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Grab ya Glocks when you see my squad, turn off your 'box when you see my squad 
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| # ¿ Feb 10, 2012 17:21 |
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Dr. Auto Glocktavius 
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Sorry For Party Glocking
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| # ¿ Feb 10, 2012 18:47 |
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No, but I have seen "A Glockwork Orange"
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| # ¿ Feb 10, 2012 18:51 |
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Beelzebozo posted:Wait I just got the second level of this. Holy poo poo, brilliant. drat, Joe, you are a smart motherfucker. What can I say, that's why they call me Orville Reddenglocker 
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| # ¿ Feb 10, 2012 19:29 |
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Scarf posted:John D. Glockefeller. gently caress stocks and bonds, we got Glocks and bombs
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| # ¿ Feb 13, 2012 22:02 |
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Oppenheimer posted:Lots of marines strap C4 to jeeps and drive them into tanks, having their passenger hit the clacker, and both drive off into the sunset. Yeah my uncle's friend's dog is in the REAL army and he flies around in helicopters shooting dudes and making sparks with a Bernzomatic torch
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| # ¿ Feb 14, 2012 00:26 |
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Scarf posted:Probably the ONLY thing I don't like about hardcore is the lack of 3rd person view in the vehicles :\ I don't know, I was playing with Slayer and Ace last night and our rush lobby died, it ended up being 3v3 and it was pretty intense. It was campy and slow paced (and grinding away 75 tickets SUCKS) but it was actually a pretty good game. They ended up planting the last MCOM on us and won it but we gave them a drat good run for their money. I've never played squad rush proper, but I could see it being a nice change of pace for a game or 2.
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Scarf posted:Well, I should say that it was essentially just me and Lunchtrays against an organized team who apparently plays nothing but this gamemode. gently caress that noise. I've had the misfortune of playing with some SQR tryhard folks. They're not a lot of fun to play with, much less against. E: I made a thing kind of  http://www.tubedubber.com/#2bjTRRnf...Qg:0:100:33:0:1 DELETED fucked around with this message at Feb 14, 2012 around 17:21 |
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I don't try, I just win 
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