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Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
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The best thing is that certain people are MAV magnets. A friend and I were playing TDM last night and one round we each got 12 kills, 4 of mine and 5 of his were one guy. He sent us both hatemail.

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Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
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Well, I think one DLC pack having come out already is fair enough, but I haven't heard as much as a hint about the second one.

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
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Traitorous Leopard posted:

God this guy owns so hard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne6p...=1&feature=plcp

I just powered through all of his videos and holy poo poo. There isn't a ton new after the Super BF3 video but still they're all worth watching.

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
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Yeah, it's always fun to watch a guy ride his MAV to the highway on Tehran, let him set up his spawn point, and reap your victims for the rest of the round.

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
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I think the "holding the gun over your head" thing only happens on the new maps.

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
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I think they should give the MAV a repair torch and base capture abilities so take that.

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
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Ok, I'm very confused. I was on a normal, ranked server and somehow a guy was able to teamkill me by running over me with the MAV and other vehicles. Right afterward I tried to do it to a friend of mine but I just nudged him; no damage. He was a level 75 colonel (http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf...30/4/221128883/). Any clue what happened?

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
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limited posted:

Sometimes vehicles create wacky physics which can fire you like a cannon and kill you on the impact. That's all I can think of.

I had something similar happen while climbing up and over a friendly tank. I stood on the back of the turret and suddenly shot into a wall to die while laughing my rear end off.

He was doing it consistently to my friend and I though; at least 4 times to me and about as many to my friend. He was straight up MAVing us while we tried to MAV.

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
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You don't graduate MAV school until you put up 15 kills in one round of Metro.

(It's actually really easy to do if the other team has B and your team has A. They crowd together like morons and you can bowl over 3 in a row over and over.)

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
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Scarf posted:

So C4 doesn't damage a jeep if a friendly is in it, right?

It'd be fun to load up the jeep with C4 on either side, sit in the passenger seat (get a buddy to drive) and instead of trying to run OVER people, drive through a crowd and just blow the C4 as you pass them.

This only works if you get out of the vehicle first. That is to say, if you are in the passenger seat and blow the C4 while still in the jeep, you'll kill yourself, the jeep and anyone else in the jeep. If you bail out and he drives next to the tank and then you pull the detonator as long as you're reasonably far away from the jeep you'll be fine.

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
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Scarf posted:

Oh I was talking about driving by actual people, not other vehicles. Like if they'd get caught in the blast radius of the C4 on the sides of the jeep.

Either way, if you're still in the jeep then you'll die along with anyone else in the jeep. If you have someone on mic you could load up his jeep and then he could tell you when to detonate it.

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
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Is it possible to jump in the CITV station, call out a target, then hop back over to the driver seat, lock on and destroy it? CITV+guided is pretty awesome on some maps when I have a friend playing with me, but pubbies almost never have either turned on.

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
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Finally got my MAV whore warning on the goon stat site.

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
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I'll be playing about half as much now that MAV bowling is dead.

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
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Eh I'm just bitching. Pretty much all of the changes seem to make sense and I'll still play, but I'll also miss MAV-raping my way across metro.

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
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Did they change map rotations or something? For the last week I have seen 0 karkland maps. Before I would often get long runs of them but lately I get none. I can still manually select to play on them on the server browser, it's just weird never seeing them randomly come up. Is there a filter setting that only looks for non-b2k servers that I may have accidentally turned on?

Also speaking of map rotations in general, I've seen a couple people make reference to them following a set rotation. I haven't see that though; sometimes I even get back to back on the same map. Does that vary by server or something?

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
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Oh wow, I had no clue you could actually see the rotation. Firestorm avoidance just got a lot easier.

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
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If you think that's bad just consider that there are 79 people ranked 100 colonel.

On PS3 alone.

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
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Certain things are starting to really annoy me about this game, and a lot of them aren't really gameplay related. If I invite someone to my squad and we join a game that is 17/24 full there is absolutely no excuse for us not getting put on the same team. Worse is when I pick a server with 3 open spots and someone joins before one of us can switch.

Not having special servers is terrible. There should be servers of certain map packages (infantry focused, vehicle focused, etc.) Apparently the reason is so that they can charge us for custom servers in a few months when half the player base has already moved on?

Having conquest assault mixed in with real conquest is the most retardidly lazy thing I can think of though. Most of this rant stems from my friend and I trying to grind out Scarred Veteran and this is the worst one. If I pick a server that says Gulf of Oman Conquest I'm 50/50 as to whether it is actually conquest. I hate the new maps (if I ranked all maps the new ones would be the bottom 4 except firestorm would be last) so I was never going to get the achievement through regular play, but the whole 'never being on the same team' and 'not knowing if you're actually loading assault' is making it a serious, serious grind.

I dunno, hopefully when dedicated servers roll out there will be enough people that buy them to get a little customization. Have they announced a price yet?

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
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Right, but I mean more along the lines of infantry based maps (metro, bazare, siene) and vehicle based (karg, firestorm, nosehair.) The infantry based ones still usually have vehicles, they just aren't the focus. I mean, if you go to an infantry only server and firestorm comes up does the whole server just drop out? Or did they take a few maps out for that option?

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
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Abiggoat posted:

Added myself back to the goonstats. I'm looking to get in with some goons later tonight to play a few games: XBL ABIGG0AT (the o is a zero).
I've had enough of playing with pubbies!

I've also just found the sweet spot for the MAV and I now can't put it down. He's my flying killing machine.

I got my thousandth MAV kill yesterday. I feel so dirty.

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
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The crazy thing is it's just one guy, and he just records all of his games and edits together the good stuff. He's set up a few of the stunts (jihad jeeping a helicopter) but for the most part it's legit.

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
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I have over 6 days of playtime and I'm liking the game more post-patch than pre-patch, and I really liked it pre-patch, so take that however you will. Even if they took away my MAV whoring.

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
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Yeah I've actually met quite a few pretty cool people playing the game on PS3. None that I've had really in-depth conversations with but I've noticed that some people (generally the ones that you'd actually want to talk to) don't plug in their mics until they hear someone else that isn't a shrieking 14 year old talking.

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
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Oppenheimer posted:



When works in your favor, it is a feeling like no other.

This isn't true though. I've MAV bowled about 5 people post patch and my MAV explodes every time.

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
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It takes longer to repair now, so might that have helped with the stinger balance also? Or does it only take longer to repair land vehicles?

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
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I disabled an attack copter with one 320, but I can't say for sure that it wasn't partially damaged already. It was pretty great though because the pilot had to bail out and I got his as soon as he landed with my last 320 round at decent range.

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
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If anyone wants to play a 500% tickets Kharg only server feel free to join "Kharg Conquest Only" on PS3

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
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I've got a server for a week called "booftime." If anyone wants to mess around with the settings and stuff send me a PM and I can make you an admin on it. Right now it's playing Kharg 500% and it seems like people are staying on it which is horrifying.

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
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Just a few notes on custom servers:

You can pick any map on your rotation to be the next map, but it has to be in the rotation you set up. Rotations are completely customization and you can put any game mode on any map on there. Also you can keep different map rotations around.

You can kick people out from in the game, but from outside the game you can only ban them, so if you want to kick someone to make room for yourself on your server you have to ban them.

You can't end a match in the middle, so if you do something stupid like 500% Kharg you have to wait till the end of the round for any server changes to take effect.

You can change most settings and keep it as a ranked server, but if you change bullet damage, health, man down time or respawn time it won't be.

I think I'm going to keep my server for a little while, not necessarily as a goon-server but if any goons want on the VIP list I'll put them on. Server name is booftime.

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
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I think the most you could do and keep it ranked would be 50%

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
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Beelzebozo posted:

Goon Run Console Custom Servers

PlayStation 3
  • Goontown, by BegottenBullet – Currently a one week experiment to explore custom server options. "Right now I have all the 5 cap conquest assualt maps, as well as every map except Tehran Highway, Grand Bazarr, and Seine Crossing. Normal ticket count."
  • Lawyer Team Alpha, by Masochism – Details not yet known.
  • booftime, by Fork of Unknown Origins – 500% ticket count, Kharg Island only, Normal Conquest
  • ps3bf3 Indian House of Pain, by Obstacle – It's about 80% conquest and 20% rush. While quite a few of the folks are redditors, they are a.) non-creepy, b.) quite good at teamwork, and c.) reasonably well-spoken.

Xbox 360
  • Popeadactyl's Playhouse, by Popeadactyl – I'm going to start up with Conquest and lots of tickets. Sticking with Normal core to keep it filled more often.
  • Screaming Chief's Server, by Mega Comrade – Location - Europe, Ranked, Normal rules (with a few tiny tweaks), Mostly Conquest/Conquest Assault, Original and B2K maps set up so no map is within 3 games of itself, 200% ticket count, No exploits and douchebaggy, don't blame me if you get kicked, Going to be around for at least 3 months and will remain open to all, I won't be giving out admin status sorry

Just an update on booftime, it's running "all old maps except Operation Firestorm" right now.

And is always empty.

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
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The CQC new maps are fun so far, but gunmaster only serves to make squad death match no longer the least fun /most frustrating thing ever

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
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I actually really like the new maps after expecting that I wouldn't. It's a nice change of pace.

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
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The English language has not yet come up with the words to describe my hatred for Gun Master.

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
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Abiggoat posted:

I'd be down for representing the forums in some sort of xbox dick measuring contest.

Also I can't wait for gun game! Why exactly is it so bad? I loved it on Counter Strike

Honestly I'm sure a lot of other people will like it, it just seems like it is the exact opposite of everything I like in the game. You start off with the pistol and if somebody gets lucky and a couple quick kills you're instantly outgunned. It's incredibly frustrating if you have a bad game and you're stuck shooting your pistol or magnum at guys that are shooting p-90s and shotguns back at you. Also there is no team play at all; it's an individual competition where you just can't kill half the players. I like reviving, ammoing, TUGing, base capping, all that good stuff, and none of it is in gun master.

So basically I suck at shooting people and that's why I hate it.

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
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GramCracker posted:

So is the (that's $50 for you math challenged goons) really worth it for the "Premium" package/upgrade?

If you plan on buying all the expansions you might as well.

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
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Maybe it's just me but I'm having a ton of luck with the A-91 (foregrip, laser, RDS I think) on the new maps. It just spits bullets so fast and reloads so fast that I'm winning the majority of the time when I turn a corner and run into a guy or two. The RPG is moderately useful for clearing out a room or taking out a sniper too, but inferior to the rest of the kits really. Still, the gun is a lot of fun to roll with.

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
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Oh you can shoot guns past the AUG in gun master? I've never gotten to see that.

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Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
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gently caress Gun Master. gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress Gun Master. gently caress that godforsaken loving game mode and especially gently caress the bastards that decided to link an unlockable gun to it.

"Oh I start out with a pistol but so does everyone else. Wonder where everyone is..."

Five kill notifications. Someone is shooting me with a pp19.

Get a lucky kill finally, halfway done with the pistol. Get another ANOTHER loving PISTOL.

At least it's automatic right? Get two kills with it?

ANOTHER. loving. PISTOL. WITH. 6. GODDAMN. MOTHERFUCKING. BULLETS. AND. NO. HIT. DETECTION. gently caress. THIS. GAME. MODE.

Finally clear through that oh look I'm in 3rd, just where I need to be to get the unlock and never, ever ever ever ever ever play this abortion of a game mode ever again. A few frustrations with the bb-gun (pp19 or whatever) a couple easy guns, alright, things are looking up.

Oh, what's that, a SPAZ. Or whatever the gently caress that piece of poo poo is called. Basically a .44 magnum with no range capabilities and a worse reload. I'd rather just shoot the goddamn original pistol.

By the time I happen to press the trigger button faster than the other son of a bitch that turned the corner the same time as me AND he doesn't have a better gun than the ultra-slow-firing shitbrick that is the SPAZ (which is literally every gun except the .44) the pack has caught up and I'm not only battling for 5th, I'm battling for 6th. I can use the guns at that tier but so can everyone else, and I'm getting the 'level 16' notifications.

100 point kill assist. 100 point kill assist. You can get. A 100 point kill assist. I literally shot that person until they were dead and before their last heartbeat was over another guy happened to fart in his direction. That is literally what the game is saying happened when I get a 100 point kill assist. gently caress math. gently caress unshown decimals. I was hosed over by a player farting and nobody will ever convince me otherwise.

But it's ok. I'm back in 5th. I'm on the MTAR but suddenly so are two other people. I'm tied for 5th with two other people. That's ok, I've got a guy in my crosshairs and I'm firing and

100 POINT loving KILL ASSIST WHAT THE gently caress EA DICE ROT IN HELL. 2. 2. 2 100 point kill assists in one game. 2 fart kills.

To add insult to insult and injury another suppression ribbon pops up. I'm so glad to have helped my team in a free-for-all game mode where I can't kill half the people because

It wasn't surprising that the end of the round was me pointing my gun at a guy I was tied with and dying when he was at 2% health. It didn't make a difference, I was in 7th after he got that kill, but it fit.

gently caress this game mode. gently caress that gun. I want it, but gently caress it, I played gunmaster for four hours over two days just trying to finish in the top 5 once and I just can't do it anymore.

And that is the story of why I kicked my wall until nails came out.

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