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muscles like this?
Jan 17, 2005

BOGGLE?



homerlaw posted:

I don't see any penises in that poster, who are you talking about?

I believe he's talking about the Adventure Time poster and specifically Abracadaniel.

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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

I wish, bro.


Kramjacks posted:

Apparently Bella gives birth to a porcelain doll in Breaking Dawn 2.


Children in heavy makeup look really weird to me.

Robert Pattinson's face seems even more foot-like than usual, thanks to this wonderful photoshop wizardry.

Alberto Basalm
Nov 14, 2005



muscles like this? posted:

I believe he's talking about the Adventure Time poster and specifically Abracadaniel.

Abracadaniel, Lemongrab and Shelby are all pretty phallic.

zenintrude
Apr 7, 2008

I'm gonna throw a Ritzy party!


Mr.Bond posted:

Robert Pattinson's face seems even more foot-like than usual, thanks to this wonderful photoshop wizardry.

And Stewart is now a Conehead.

Babe Magnet
Jun 1, 2008

He did it like this.
He did it like that.



homerlaw posted:

I don't see any penises in that poster, who are you talking about?

Abracadaniel up at the top left.

He looks like a dick, but you don't really see it until you see his full-body in animation. It's just like, rectangle, all the way down.

Icon-Cat
Aug 18, 2005

Meow!

I believe that Twilight: Breaking Dawn poster is fan art. Notice the billing block.

frozenpeas
Mar 28, 2007
I interviewed a NK escapee who came to my school and made a thread. Then life got in the way and the translation had to be postponed. I did finish it in the end, but nobody is going to pay 10 bux to update my.avatar

Why does Kristen Stewart have elf ears?

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I think your brain is going soft with all that comedy

Icon-Cat posted:

I believe that Twilight: Breaking Dawn poster is fan art. Notice the billing block.

Okay they spelled Kristen Stewart's name wrong that isn't real thank God.

User-Friendly
Apr 27, 2008

Is There a God? (Pt. 9)


kiimo posted:

Okay they spelled Kristen Stewart's name wrong that isn't real thank God.

And they stole the billing block from the first movie's poster. Catherine Hardwicke is not the director this time.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I think your brain is going soft with all that comedy

I was just about to go passing this around the office so thankfully I checked IMP first and didn't see it.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

Is the official title of the movie "the twilight saga: breaking dawn: part 2"?

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

edit: double post

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

Fucking Dinobots!

Oh drat, I saw the poster on Movieline and figured it was legit. Guess I didn't look close enough.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Stay for our sake

At least that poster is fan made. Stewart's eyes freaked me out. Not the red pupil but the way she looks bloody doped out of her mind.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002

Don't fuckle with Shuckle(s)

Like that other Shuckle, but different.


I can't wait to see how the actual posters / promotion for the movie goes after today's ridiculous news (Stewart cheated on Pattison with the director of Snow White and The Huntsman, got caught, so they just went ahead and released public statements apologizing )

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Darling, if it's for your sake, wherever you may go...


Robert Pattinson must be absolutely devastated...

Popelmon
Jan 24, 2010


Happy Noodle Boy posted:

I can't wait to see how the actual posters / promotion for the movie goes after today's ridiculous news (Stewart cheated on Pattison with the director of Snow White and The Huntsman, got caught, so they just went ahead and released public statements apologizing )

I'll need a link. That sounds amazing.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I think your brain is going soft with all that comedy

Mister Chief posted:

Robert Pattinson must be absolutely devastated...

He just can't stop crying man. It's weird it sounds almost...giddy. Trauma like that can do weird things to a person. He said he's taking some time for himself and flying to Rio for some recuperation and some soul searching with a possible stop in Ibiza.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

OK

Real Breaking Dawn part 2 character posters are out now, and many of them are... well...





Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Darling, if it's for your sake, wherever you may go...


No loving way.

uPen
Jan 25, 2010

Zu Rodina!


Almost all of these look a little lot off.

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Echos of past events
nudge the tiller on
my present course
I await it's reflection
in the future


Jesus Christ

Fayez Butts
Aug 24, 2006


Status: Maggie

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002

Don't fuckle with Shuckle(s)

Like that other Shuckle, but different.


Mister Chief posted:

No loving way.

Oh my God I'm laughing and crying and scared at the same time

Egyptian, Irish, Amazonian covens what the loving gently caress

Happy Noodle Boy fucked around with this message at Jul 26, 2012 around 00:33

Jasta
Apr 13, 2012



GonSmithe posted:

Jesus Christ

I... it's like uncanny valley but with real people. My mind is

Gaseous Snake
Jan 7, 2006

ok we
just
got to
act
troll
wich
means
be a
dick


I can't stop laughing at these Twilight posters. Holy poo poo!

Rageaholic Monkey
May 31, 2005

the sea was angry that day, my friends


Those are about as good as the fake one

Fayez Butts
Aug 24, 2006


"Now open your mouth a little bit"
"Wha- *click*

"Great!"

BisonDollah
Feb 9, 2010

I hate video-cameras.

I like to remember things my own way.

How I remembered them ...not necessarily the way they happened.


I really hope those people don't try to save money by using their character posters as substitute headshots, as tempting as it may seem.

"Don't call us..."

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Emergency induction port.

kiimo posted:

I was just about to go passing this around the office so thankfully I checked IMP first and didn't see it.

You're going to pass around the real ones though, right? Because they're JUST AS BAD.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I think your brain is going soft with all that comedy

^^^^literally JUST got done doing this.






Gaaaaaaaaahhhh!

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002

Don't fuckle with Shuckle(s)

Like that other Shuckle, but different.


We couldn't get the Malfoy kid from Harry Potter so here's.... this

I think this is the most normal one

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I think your brain is going soft with all that comedy

I can't be 100% sure but I think they dyed that kid's eyelashes. I think that's why he looks like he just stuck his face in talcum powder.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER


"Bacteria."

uPen posted:

Almost all of these look a little lot off.


She face-pinched worse than Fiestacat

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Stay for our sake

kiimo posted:

^^^^literally JUST got done doing this.






Gaaaaaaaaahhhh!

This is by far the creepiest and weirdest part of the poster. I know it is the angle and all but it seriously looks like the kid has one ear. And down syndrome.

LtKenFrankenstein
Jul 22, 2007

ella ella

Pick Hard posted:



The sequel to Pontypool. The movie's writer posted this on his Facebook page.

Well, the poster is already better than the entire first movie was.

Young Freud
Nov 25, 2006

My old avatar sucked anyway.

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

We couldn't get the Malfoy kid from Harry Potter so here's.... this

It looks like a more inbred Joffrey.

Why are they so "blue"? They don't look as much pale than it looks like they've been drinking colloidal silver.

Tomero_the_Great
Sep 15, 2008

We're all awash in a sea of blood, and the least we can do is wave to each other.

uPen posted:

Almost all of these look a little lot off.



It's like her head is directed straight forward, but her face is out of line with her skull and pointing just to the side.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Nightmare fuel


Dillbag posted:

Real Breaking Dawn part 2 character posters are out now, and many of them are... well...







Everything posted after these two have just been glamour shots of random passersby on the street right? Because there is absolutely nothing interesting whatsoever about them.

Like, who the gently caress is this? Some guy who just closed up his bar? A London factory worker?

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Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

OK

Lobok posted:

Like, who the gently caress is this? Some guy who just closed up his bar? A London factory worker?

According to the link he's part of the Irish coven, whatever the gently caress that means.

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