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Farbtoner posted:And then they cast a Mexican to play the white guy Yeah, now it's about a down-on-his-luck senior Mexican who protects an old black guy from skinheads.
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Cacator posted:So is The Hunter a brooding psychological thriller, or an inspirational family film? Well... it actually is kind of both. poo poo, maybe that lovely poster is doing something right.
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Coffee And Pie posted:And from what I remember of the trailer, the black guy is played by a white guy. Is she credited as "Amber Lamps"?
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Robert Denby posted:Last year, the Samuel Goldwyn Company gave you two of the most bizarre and unintentionally hillarious posters to ever grace theaters. Face: rough, weathered, basically the surface of mars Arms: Smooth as a babies rear end
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davidspackage posted:Danny Trejo has his torso put on backwards. Danna Trejo dresses like a 45-year old woman on a day trip to the farmers market.
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It's like rejected artwork for a potential Trejo character in Saint's Row.
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Robert Denby posted:This year… they're going to do it… again! Did they hire Robert Zemeckis to do that poster? Tejo's face looks like something out of
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dolphins are gay posted:they've airbrushed all his tattoos off, I guess. I don't know why that's easier than giving him a sleeved shirt. They just picked this still  and reconstructed him in photoshop. Nothing below the neck is him.A clean shirt isn't Bad rear end.
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Teenage Fansub posted:A clean shirt isn't Bad rear end. Takes a real badass to clean off blood stains and keep the shirt's color nice and vibrant.
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Teenage Fansub posted:
Danny Trejo could wear a friendship is magic shirt and make it look Bad rear end.
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Robert Denby posted:You know, everyone mocks this poster but I think it's actually pretty good. Everyone's getting blinded by the shittiness of a Dwayne Johnson-knock off I mean fair enough Tegan and Sankara fucked around with this message at 15:15 on Apr 10, 2012 |
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Teenage Fansub posted:They just picked this still  They removed his tattoos. Why? Is it a "Think of the children/my fragile mind!!   " situation? Just like with guns?
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Mister Chief posted:The poster must be pretty loving bad if it made you mistake Triple H for Hulk Hogan. Oh right, whoops. Not into wrestling. I thought I saw someone say it was Hogan and I just assumed he shaved off his goatee at some point. Actually I'm pretty at one point in time I thought Triple H and Hulk Hogan were the same person, like Hogan "retired" and came back...aichier? Yeah, I know gently caress all about wrestlers.
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Yeah, once you see that you realize the face and neck of the shirt are from a very different picture than the lower body and arms and it becomes VERY obvious.
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Triple H isn't even in that poster, that's clearly a promotional cardboard cutout of him. Well, two of them, I guess, looking at the shirt.
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I'm just gonna assume that Gina Gershon is under that Burqua.
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I can't help but read that title as "New York Minaret," and now I think that this super serious (presumably) action/drama (?) is a comedy based on Muslims in New York, like that Olson twins movie. I also get the feeling that that premise would somehow be less groanworthy than whatever this is.
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 LOOK AT HIS TINY ARM.
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BROS SUN PRAISER posted:LOOK AT HIS TINY ARM. In all fairness, he is also a tiny man.
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The Triumphant posted:In all fairness, he is also a tiny man. Extend the bat-holding arm down in your brain. I know he's like 5'5" or something, but your arm shouldn't be as long as your torso.
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Dissapointed Owl posted:I'm just gonna assume that Gina Gershon is under that Burqua. This would have worked better as "A New York Minaret".
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Dissapointed Owl posted:The discussion, no. The actual reasoning, I'd say 'pretty much'. I just saw the UK version of the Safe poster tonight. Not only has it scrubbed any and all references to the Asian girl, but evidently they've taken your criticism to heart and removed the pictograms from the gun as well. It now contains nothing but Statham pointing a gun at the fourth wall.
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Dissapointed Owl posted:I'm just gonna assume that Gina Gershon is under that Burqua. Robert Patrick As The Villains From Star Trek: Insurrection
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Tegan and Sankara posted:Oh right, whoops. Not into wrestling. I thought I saw someone say it was Hogan and I just assumed he shaved off his goatee at some point. Actually I'm pretty at one point in time I thought Triple H and Hulk Hogan were the same person, like Hogan "retired" and came back...aichier? Yeah, I know gently caress all about wrestlers. I could've sworn there was some sort of Hulkamania-themed smiley on SA. But now I can't find it.
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FuSchnick posted:Well clearly Hulk Hogan is only Double-H. He does not have enough H's to be Triple-H. Duh. There's  , but that's more lime-themed than hulkamania.
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Dissapointed Owl posted:I'm just gonna assume that Gina Gershon is under that Burqua. When I saw the title I thought it was something to do with the Ground Zero mosque controversy and wondered why the tagline was so... strongly-worded. It turned out it's a Turkish action film  quote:The film follows two anti-terror officers from Istanbul, sent to New York to find and bring back a Turkish religious leader, codenamed Dajjal, who was arrested in the United States and who will be delivered to Turkish authorities by the FBI. The film emphasizes the rise of Islamophobia in Turkey and the United States after September 11 attacks, seeking to answer the question of whether innocence or guilt even matters to one who lusts for vengeance. The three names in the posters are not even the main actors.
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Dissapointed Owl posted:I'm just gonna assume that Gina Gershon is under that Burqua. Putting Gina Gershon in a Burqua ought to be a hanging offense.
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Dissapointed Owl posted:Statham + Gun is enough to reel in the audience, I guess. Wouldn't want to do anything to potentially alienate anyone (or hint at plot). Still better than the trailer for Cabin in the Woods. "You think you know the story" ... well, yes, I do, since your trailer gives away the big twist in the movie, you loving morons. I hate it when they do that.
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Jedit posted:I just saw the UK version of the Safe poster tonight. Not only has it scrubbed any and all references to the Asian girl, but evidently they've taken your criticism to heart and removed the pictograms from the gun as well. 
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Jedit posted:Still better than the trailer for Cabin in the Woods. "You think you know the story" ... well, yes, I do, since your trailer gives away the big twist in the movie, you loving morons. I hate it when they do that. From what I've heard, nothing in those trailers is from after the first ~40 minutes.
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Jedit posted:Still better than the trailer for Cabin in the Woods. "You think you know the story" ... well, yes, I do, since your trailer gives away the big twist in the movie, you loving morons. I hate it when they do that. It doesn't. I love it when they do that.
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Dissapointed Owl posted:I'm just gonna assume that Gina Gershon is under that Burqua. Jesus christ, did someone find the portrait of Robert Patrick that was kept in his attic? Dude looks old all of a sudden. I thought it was a badly photoshopped John Hurt for a second there (John Hurt is the oldest man in the universe).
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Jedit posted:Still better than the trailer for Cabin in the Woods. "You think you know the story" ... well, yes, I do, since your trailer gives away the big twist in the movie, you loving morons. I hate it when they do that. It's almost like you think that you know the story of the movie. I'm actually pretty psyched for Cabin, it's been getting great advanced word and I liked Cloverfield so 
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Jedit posted:Still better than the trailer for Cabin in the Woods. "You think you know the story" ... well, yes, I do, since your trailer gives away the big twist in the movie, you loving morons. I hate it when they do that. hahaha no. No it does not
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Here's an interesting story I came across on the internet today. http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2012-04-11/frankensteins-fraudster-sentenced-to-6-dot-5-years-in-prison quote:Kerry Haggard is being called the “Bernie Madoff of the movie-poster industry.” The 47-year-old con man paid an unnamed New York City printing company to make high-quality ink-jet copies of vintage monster-movie posters to sell online, and traded the fake one-sheets with friends and fellow collectors for authentic ones, reported the New York Post. Does anybody collect old movie posters like this? Have you been burned by any fakes?
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BROS SUN PRAISER posted:
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