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kiimo posted:Listen, you need to understand. Floating head is passé at this point. I think in this case it would be appropriate for a lot of head on the posters.
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Lobok posted:I think in this case it would be appropriate for a lot of head on the posters. A poster for one of my favorite movies of all time, that only has lovely posters available.  
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kiimo posted:Listen, you need to understand. Floating head is passé at this point. I hate when they don't have the right actor names over their floating balls on the poster  agents...
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Mar 28, 2024 07:07
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Just put a solid black block at the top and bottom with all the actors and credit block so we can slice them off.
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NoneMoreNegative posted:More's the pity A million years ago, in the 70s and 80s, you could go into the city and there would be adult cinemas exclusive for porn. Bloody Hedgehog posted:Poor Things had posters. Did it really have that many sex scenes?
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I got a download of a huge archive of old movie posters ages back and the the number of 'X' rated actual porn flicks that got proper thought-put-into-them posters back in the day was eye-opening.
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Megillah Gorilla posted:A million years ago, in the 70s and 80s, you could go into the city and there would be adult cinemas exclusive for porn. yes, poor things had a large amount of extremely un-pornographic sex - not because it wasnt explicit, but because it could only be titillating to the deranged
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NoneMoreNegative posted:More's the pity 
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Megillah Gorilla posted:A million years ago, in the 70s and 80s, you could go into the city and there would be adult cinemas exclusive for porn. And they wouldn't even let you jack off in there! They assumed you were there for the art. See: Reubens, Paul
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NoneMoreNegative posted:More's the pity Are you gonna post some porno posters already or were you just bragging?
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Gripweed posted:Are you gonna post some porno posters already or were you just bragging?
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Do it (avoid nudity)
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scary ghost dog posted:yes, poor things had a large amount of extremely un-pornographic sex - not because it wasnt explicit, but because it could only be titillating to the deranged I got curious (and bored) so I decided to watch the movie.  Well, that was certainly 2 hours of my life that happened."I put the brain of a small child into the body of an adult woman so she could put an apple into her vagina" The sets were nicely surreal CG backdrops, the plot itself felt like something out of French cinema from the 90s. Overall, how did this thing ever get made?
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Megillah Gorilla posted:I got curious (and bored) so I decided to watch the movie.
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This is my favorite porno movie poster because reading it now makes you think there's only one place it could possibly be going and then you couldn't be more wrong Long Jeanne Silver is an American former pornographic actress, known for using the stump of her amputated leg to penetrate her sexual partner in her movies during the 1970s and 1980s
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Erebus posted:This is my favorite porno movie poster because reading it now makes you think there's only one place it could possibly be going and then you couldn't be more wrong I know this because as a fellow amputee I'm familiar. and I know what she's talking about just from context clues.
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It's nice to fool Mother Nature!
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Here's the gay porno (softcore, if I'm remembering? Bruce LaBruce films usually have hardcore versions floating around) with the same gimmick for symmetry's sake:
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Great tagline haha
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Needs a good call-to-action. I'm thinking Only in SINemas
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I've met Bruce LaBruce. Very nice guy. Made him sign my prosthetic leg.
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Where I live had a couple of drive-ins, one that lasted into the early 1980s. Going through archives of the paper, it was certainly something to watch it go from family-friendly, with a lot of Disney films, to essentially softcore by the end of the 1970s. This was the rural southern US, so a bit surprising. Checking some scans I have, there was a doublebill of Flesh Gordon and Cinderella 2000 in 1979.
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Vaginal Davis gets the "and". They must have a good agent.
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Megillah Gorilla posted:I got curious (and bored) so I decided to watch the movie. its a masterpiece. its basically the same plot as barbie except its good and meaningful
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MacheteZombie posted:Do it (avoid nudity)  edit: OK, found the folder buried away on my store drive I've chosen a handful that appealed, avoided the 'photo of a lady in her underpants' ones and picked out ones that had actual art done*, in an imgur gallery here: https://imgur.com/a/uMqDfVt still probably best not to look at work, mind. *not sure if the two using McGinnis pieces had the art done for the poster or if they are just using an existing piece, but I'm a big fan of his work so I included them anyway editedit: lol and I wonder where all my disk space goes 
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https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1775193943040196938?s=20
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Fole Jok a duex Er
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drat this Tales From The Darkside standee is cool as gently caress.
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scary ghost dog posted:its a masterpiece. its basically the same plot as barbie except its good and meaningful 100% - Poor Things is amazing and is the real Barbie message.
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Getting more annoyed by this poster each time I walk past it. They could have made the comma small and unobtrusive, and put it between the two groups of three numbers, like you do with long numbers, and then popped in a couple of skulls or sandworms or anything to section it into the date format.
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It's gonna be very funny if they never get to make a third one and complete the bit they're going for with the title
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That poster always made me feel uncomfortable as a kid going through blockbuster
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The only thing I remember from that movie is the part where he puts on rhinestone cowboy at a house party or something.
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CelticPredator posted:That poster always made me feel uncomfortable as a kid going through blockbuster same but in a good way e: i want to have sex with blonde jon lovitz
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Nope. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPWLcR9KXMk Edit: Oh and for the unaware RLM did a video going through all the zero budge trash that is put out that uses one word from a popular movie in their title. Amityville was one of them. There's like dozens of them and they go through all the titles. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeMadjM0ZZI dr_rat fucked around with this message at 04:52 on Apr 7, 2024 |
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Movie Timelines went more in-depth. https://youtu.be/cJRlLR35A1U?si=EoVgbyzP2-_3XnmR And then had to do a follow-up to cover the new poo poo. https://youtu.be/wq2CvU12nbw?si=wCqRpdjPS3u8Qirx
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Poster does look AI-ish, and has that tell-tale sheen over the figures. That plus the lady's munted hands.
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edogawa rando posted:Poster does look AI-ish, and has that tell-tale sheen over the figures. That plus the lady's munted hands. It was a non-budget horror film in 2024, there's a very high chance a large part of the poster was ai. Bottom text was obviously made, as it's not 2024 ai garballed. But that's like what five minutes in illustrator/photoshop chosing the fonts and getting the alignment right? Edit: Did a quick search from the m.cave sig and um, yeah think it may not actually be ai. Here's the artists blog page: http://maxcavedigitalartbook.blogspot.com/ And clicking on some years before AI and same style. Random one from 2016:  So  (Although the hands are weird though.) dr_rat fucked around with this message at 08:27 on Apr 7, 2024 |
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