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achillesforever6 posted:The Spaceballs one is just the worst To be fair, I somehow completely had missed Dark Helmet's... chestplate before I saw it on this version. I actually thought they had added it in until I checked a source image.
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:11 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 11:21 |
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The Silence of the Lambs one is poo poo because it completely takes out the Dali image which is a neat little detail.
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:11 |
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I'm imagining whatever this guy is about to say has something to to with Bitcoins, the FEMA death camps, or how Darren Wilson is an American hero. Also, this is shamelessly cribbed from a Norman Rockwell painting:
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 00:12 |
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Robert Denby posted:
What? It's just a town meeting or something.
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 00:15 |
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Mister Chief posted:What? It's just a town meeting or something. He's right though. Just because it's badly executed doesn't mean that it's clearly not referencing that painting.
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 00:27 |
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Robert Denby posted:
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 00:42 |
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Is there even a chance that Atlas Shrugg3d won't end up being pretty much the dullest movie in the history of cinema?
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 00:48 |
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Joe the Plumber meets Norman Rockwell.mind the walrus posted:You may be thinking of the original "Revenge of the Jedi" poster: I think I was just misremember this poster (couldn't find a bigger image). ruddiger fucked around with this message at 00:53 on Aug 21, 2014 |
# ? Aug 21, 2014 00:48 |
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axleblaze posted:Is there even a chance that Atlas Shrugg3d won't end up being pretty much the dullest movie in the history of cinema? Well the story itself has some potential for some really fantastic imagery, but everything we know of the movie says they have a really really low budget as far as spectacle movies go, so yeah it'll probably be really dull like the first two-- it's just a question if they go for "SyFy Movie visuals" dull or "everything cool is off-screen" dull.
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 00:56 |
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mind the walrus posted:Well the story itself has some potential for some really fantastic imagery, but everything we know of the movie says they have a really really low budget as far as spectacle movies go, so yeah it'll probably be really dull like the first two-- it's just a question if they go for "SyFy Movie visuals" dull or "everything cool is off-screen" dull. My impression was that the entire movie was just gonna be the infamous speech.
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 00:58 |
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Vader's knocking his drumsticks together to start the song. "1, 2, 3, 4!"
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 01:54 |
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Lobok posted:Vader's knocking his drumsticks together to start the song. "1, 2, 3, 4!" Well, his group did blow 'em away on Alderaan...
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 08:41 |
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axleblaze posted:My impression was that the entire movie was just gonna be the infamous speech. I am not convinced that this is not a five hour film. However, if it is, I hope that the film doesn't end with a promotion for Five Hour Energy. mind the walrus posted:Well the story itself has some potential for some really fantastic imagery, but everything we know of the movie says they have a really really low budget as far as spectacle movies go, so yeah it'll probably be really dull like the first two-- it's just a question if they go for "SyFy Movie visuals" dull or "everything cool is off-screen" dull. It'll be on par with Five Hour Energy commercials.
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 09:15 |
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:22 |
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This, on the other hand:
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:31 |
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Vagabundo posted:This, on the other hand: The Boomed Journey?
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:34 |
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At least the poster is on par with the quality of the trailer. Vagabundo posted:This, on the other hand: Aside from "Boomed Journey" this owns bones. Reminds me a lot of a trashy late 90s paperback you'd pick up in 5th grade at one of those Scholastic Book Fairs. Y'know, some weird watered-down retelling of Dr. Moreau that your mom or your visiting aunt picked up for you because "it's a classic" even though neither one of them had never even come close to reading it in their lives.
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:47 |
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drat. Did Simon Pegg learn nothing from Run Fat Boy Run? Formulaic romcoms will be that man's edit: gluh, even the poster reminds me of that movie. ruddiger fucked around with this message at 00:07 on Aug 22, 2014 |
# ? Aug 22, 2014 00:03 |
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mind the walrus posted:At least the poster is on par with the quality of the trailer. Does an unamused Simon Pegg have his disembodied head put back on in the trailer? Does a woman stand next to him and stare off past him at some unspecified thing?
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 00:03 |
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No, but they do that joke where someone mentions China and there's a gong sound, only for them to look out of frame and cut to show that someone has accidentally caused said gong sound by dropping a metal tray. I think that's about equivalent.
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 00:06 |
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SomeJazzyRat posted:I am not convinced that this is not a five hour film. The audiobook rendition clocks in at 3 hours, 40 minutes. The old Steam thread in a Games had an OP that was five hours long; the thread was locked after someone read it all for a mod challenge to prove it was too long.
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 02:04 |
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ruddiger posted:drat. Did Simon Pegg learn nothing from Run Fat Boy Run? Formulaic romcoms will be that man's Why wouldn't he want to get paid to hang around beautiful women?
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 02:11 |
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Poorly photoshopped heads, you say?
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 02:58 |
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Saturniid19 posted:Poorly photoshopped heads, you say? Same guy as the one from the left. Mark Addy.
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 03:42 |
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Saturniid19 posted:Poorly photoshopped heads, you say? That looks like those busts at the Haunted Mansion where they project actor's faces on plaster heads. They're even making the same faces.
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 03:54 |
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mind the walrus posted:No, but they do that joke where someone mentions China and there's a gong sound, only for them to look out of frame and cut to show that someone has accidentally caused said gong sound by dropping a metal tray. I like Simon Pegg, but he's not making it easy for me to like him. I'm really starting to belive that he's worthless if Edgar Wright isn't directing. Nick Frost, on the other hand, was fantastic in Pirate Radio and thus escapes being tarred with the same feather. Unfortunately, that movie had a rather poo poo Photoshopped poster:
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 07:20 |
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Corek posted:The audiobook rendition clocks in at 3 hours, 40 minutes. The old Steam thread in a Games had an OP that was five hours long; the thread was locked after someone read it all for a mod challenge to prove it was too long. I'm gonna need a link to that thread.
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 11:45 |
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Oh for fucks' sakes, I know we do the "lol photoshop so bad guy look like other guy" joke a lot but I am dead serious when I say that until someone pointed out that was Simon Pegg I thought it was an airbrushed Harvey Keitel. They made him look older somehow.
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 12:57 |
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 13:27 |
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lelandjs posted:
The British poster for the movie was way better, at least for the virtue of not shoving every single character onto the poster. Also, The Beatles. While looking for that one, I also found out about the Japanese poster, which is actually incredible.
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 14:06 |
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That's a nice reference to Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. Real nice.
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 14:17 |
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... they're hands?
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 14:43 |
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Slender hands.
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 14:52 |
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axleblaze posted:My impression was that the entire movie was just gonna be the infamous speech. If I remember correctly, when Rand (or her estate) sold the movie rights, one of the stipulations was that the entire speech had to be included in the film, and the filmmakers said they would comply. What makes this sound so delicious, to me at least, is the idea that they will have the speech going on and have other scenes take place at the same tie. That's the only way to fit in the actual, you know, plot, isn't it? By having the speech that is so important become background noise. I mean ideology aside, have a single speech that long is just loving awful writing on Rand's part, and the fact that she wanted it all on film so bad means she was either completely pompous or hd no idea how cinematic language worked (despite starting as a screenwriter)
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 15:03 |
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Corek posted:The audiobook rendition clocks in at 3 hours, 40 minutes. The old Steam thread in a Games had an OP that was five hours long; the thread was locked after someone read it all for a mod challenge to prove it was too long. Holy poo poo. Was it goldmined or something, because that sounds like insanity I have to see.
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 15:06 |
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tmfool fucked around with this message at 19:27 on Oct 3, 2015 |
# ? Aug 22, 2014 15:16 |
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A neat (NWS) poster for the new Astron-6 joint, THE EDITOR:
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 15:52 |
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Lotish posted:Holy poo poo. Was it goldmined or something, because that sounds like insanity I have to see. http://archives.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3651245 http://www.twitch.tv/valestyne/b/548285457
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 17:57 |
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I like the concept, but it's better without the bigfoot face.
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 23:03 |
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ruddiger posted:Joe the Plumber meets Norman Rockwell.
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