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A poster for a movie that never was, National Lampoon's Jaws 3:
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Jul 6, 2015 17:58
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morestuff posted:
Blast of Silence is so good. Alhazred posted:A poster for a movie that never was, National Lampoon's Jaws 3: Jaws 3 People 0 would have been so much more worthy than loving Jaws 3D.
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Jul 6, 2015 18:01
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You guys ever buy a poster from an old movie you have no intention of ever seeing, just because it's so boss and would look awesome in your theater?
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Jul 6, 2015 18:16
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 I guess its ok to point guns at the audience if you're going straight to VOD/DVD?
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Jul 6, 2015 18:17
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You know, Ambrose seems like the one WWE guy who'd make a great movie star.
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Jul 6, 2015 18:19
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Jul 6, 2015 19:27
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That's a pretty striking Clive Owen impersonation
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Jul 6, 2015 19:28
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morestuff posted:That's a pretty striking Clive Owen impersonation It's like Scott Hall and Clive Owen got merged.
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Jul 6, 2015 19:30
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:You know, Ambrose seems like the one WWE guy who'd make a great movie star. He's charismatic and if anyone here watches WWE they'd know his mic work is pretty much above a lot of people in that company. He would've made a great John McClane.
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Jul 6, 2015 20:30
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DrVenkman posted:He's charismatic and if anyone here watches WWE they'd know his mic work is pretty much above a lot of people in that company. He would've made a great John McClane. He consciously patterns himself after Terry Funk, who also would've been a great movie star.
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Jul 6, 2015 20:33
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:He consciously patterns himself after Terry Funk, who also would've been a great movie star. Oh, I see. You're one of those people who consider Swayze the star of Road House.
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Jul 6, 2015 20:57
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:He consciously patterns himself after Terry Funk, who also would've been a great movie star. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLGQuDf75Vo&t=245s DrVenkman fucked around with this message at 22:13 on Jul 6, 2015 |
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Jul 6, 2015 22:07
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CopywrightMMXI posted:Oh, I see. You're one of those people who consider Swayze the star of Road House. Ok and who is?
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Jul 6, 2015 22:17
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Vintersorg posted:Ok and who is? Sam Elliot
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Jul 6, 2015 22:50
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Vintersorg posted:Ok and who is? I think this scene below demonstrates that the Funkster is the true star. http://youtu.be/oeglesB0qDk
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Jul 6, 2015 23:27
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SDCC ghost story posters: Robert Kirkman's Outcast   Guillermo Del Toro's Crimson Peak 
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Jul 6, 2015 23:52
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The MSJ posted:Guillermo Del Toro's Crimson Peak Am I mad in thinking he's got tiny hands?
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Jul 6, 2015 23:59
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Mr. Squishy posted:Am I mad in thinking he's got tiny hands? I'm pretty sure they've scaled his head up, I guess for emphasis but it just looks a bit silly. Look at pictures of Chalie Hunnam, his neck is actually about as wide as his head in actuality.
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Jul 7, 2015 00:09
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That looks nothing like Charlie Hunnam.
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Jul 7, 2015 01:20
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The MSJ posted:Guillermo Del Toro's Crimson Peak https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiNVjkJDsqI&t=224s
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Jul 7, 2015 01:30
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Pacific Rim 2's going in a weird direction. Where's Mako?
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Jul 7, 2015 01:44
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The MSJ posted:Guillermo Del Toro's Crimson Peak He kinda looks like Val Kilmer here. Also that's one ugly poster.
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Jul 7, 2015 02:26
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Is the poster meant to give off the impression that it will be cheap and poo poo?
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Jul 7, 2015 03:24
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Vagabundo posted:Is the poster meant to give off the impression that it will be cheap and poo poo? Would fit with the trailer.
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Jul 7, 2015 03:30
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Reminds me of the bad guy from Kindergarten Cop. 
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Jul 7, 2015 03:36
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Wrong thread.
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Jul 7, 2015 03:40
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The MSJ posted:Guillermo Del Toro's Crimson Peak 
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Jul 7, 2015 05:34
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That man is a national treasure.
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Jul 7, 2015 05:36
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Skwirl posted:That man is a national treasure. So that's the plot for the third film.
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Jul 7, 2015 06:08
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Skwirl posted:That man is a national treasure. He received a lifetime ban from Magic events within days of those photos being posted on the grounds that they were "harassment". Keep in mind that it took them months of hand-wringing and arguments to ban a convicted child molester from an event with a huge number of children present.
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Jul 7, 2015 06:08
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Sleeveless posted:He received a lifetime ban from Magic events within days of those photos being posted on the grounds that they were "harassment". Jesus, you can't see the "victims" faces in the photos, and as far as I know he didn't publish their names or anything, that's loving insane even ignoring the child molester thing.
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Jul 7, 2015 07:14
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Yodzilla posted:He kinda looks like Val Kilmer here. Also that's one ugly poster. That whole series of four is like some "babby's first photoshop" poo poo.
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Jul 7, 2015 17:23
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Those posters are bad, but it still has nothing on these: 
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Jul 7, 2015 17:31
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Those can't be real.
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Jul 7, 2015 17:35
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The Magneto one can be yours for the low low price of $59.99! Blah blah blah "we're still talking about it so it was a success" blah blah blah. No seriously they're real
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Jul 7, 2015 17:38
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Just Offscreen posted:Those can't be real. They are 100% real and official.
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Jul 7, 2015 17:38
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mind the walrus posted:
"No one wanted to see a comic book movie based on a massive franchise until they saw the lead characters farting their own faces" - multimillionaire ad execs
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Jul 7, 2015 17:44
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 Getting some Harry Potter vibes with the golden bookmagic.
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Jul 7, 2015 17:52
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It's weird what they're highlighting in the movie, what fan was dying to see the Abominable Snowman of Pasadena
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Jul 7, 2015 17:54
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