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RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Hello i'd like two tickets please for the movie Michael Clayton

Hello i'd like two tickets please for the movie John Wick

Hello i'd like two tickets please for the movie Veronica Mars

Hello i'd like two tickets please for the movie Thor

Hello I'd like two tickets please for the movie Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie.

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I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

RBA Starblade posted:

Hello I'd like two tickets please for the movie Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie.

Hello I'd like two tickets please for the movie Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Hello i like movie

Tochiazuma
Feb 16, 2007

If you wait a bit you can order tickets for The Ticket

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3893280/

But on the other hand you don't need tickets to see The Ticket Film

http://www.theticketfilm.com/

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.
My dad once called the theatre to ask if Battlestar Questacon was still playing. He wanted to see Galaxy Quest. True story.

Tochiazuma
Feb 16, 2007

Lizard Combatant posted:

My dad once called the theatre to ask if Battlestar Questacon was still playing. He wanted to see Galaxy Quest. True story.

My kid kept asking to see 'From the Makers of Finding Nemo' and eventually we realized she meant The Incredibles.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Maybe context is everything robots?

"Id like tickets to the Steve Jobs movie"

WHY ARE WE DISCUSSING HOW TO TALK!

Tochiazuma
Feb 16, 2007

Vintersorg posted:

Maybe context is everything robots?

"Id like tickets to the Steve Jobs movie"

WHY ARE WE DISCUSSING HOW TO TALK!

Not enough posters posting posters, so now the thread is post-posters language language

Okay, I'll stop now

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Peanut President posted:

Better than Twilight :v:

Wow, this may be the longest "oh wait, wrong thread" realization gap in SA history. Sorry, everyone!

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
Who talks to the employees at a movie theater anymore?

Just hold up your phone and grunt and point like a real american.

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.
Post posters

Fayez Butts
Aug 24, 2006

Do you guys think its weird that Universal has come out with a new Steve Jobs poster so quickly after the first? But like he's wearing an Illuminati cloak? Was Steve in the Illuminati?

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
12-pack, pick your theme.























Infamous Sphere
Nov 8, 2010
Blargh oh my god yes, I have read fanfiction, in a way it's a guilty pleasure/so bad it's good thing. I can't read trashy romance though. Fanfiction..oh god..some of the anatomical limitations are..well..let's just say these women don't very much und

apatheticman posted:

Who talks to the employees at a movie theater anymore?

Just hold up your phone and grunt and point like a real american.

I misread this as "just hold up your gun and grunt and point like a real American." Which sounds just a little too soon.

Darthemed posted:

12-pack, pick your theme.




Eww, he's looking directly into her anus. Should have called this The Proctologist.

ShufflerZero
Mar 21, 2009



ShufflerZero posted:

90: These Are My People
Call me prejudiced but I don't consider non-Matt Damon martians to be people.

ShufflerZero
Mar 21, 2009



91 Hey, I recognise that surname












It's the MOTHERLODE!

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

ShufflerZero posted:

It's the MOTHERLODE!


The only way this could've been better is if Walter Hill brought his brother in as Assistant Director.

e: Also I really want to believe that the star of Yesterday's Target is "Daryl Baldwin".

King Vidiot fucked around with this message at 03:01 on Aug 30, 2015

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Jim Hanks? What in the name of all that's holy.

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Jim Hanks? What in the name of all that's holy.

Yes, it's Jim Hanks, star of Toy Story (the video game), The Polar Express (the video game), and Toy Story 3 (the video game). Also Xtro 3.

e: he was in a movie with Stallone!

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Costas Mandlyor is like the dictionary definition of a working actor. I wonder if being in all those Saw movies ever gave him a break.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

ShufflerZero posted:

91 Hey, I recognise that surname

It's the MOTHERLODE!


The Long Riders is a legit great movie though.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Slate Action posted:

Yes, it's Jim Hanks, star of Toy Story (the video game), The Polar Express (the video game), and Toy Story 3 (the video game). Also Xtro 3.

Ouch... it's one thing to have to live in your successful actor brother's shadow, it's a whole other thing to be the official voice for merchandise based on your successful brother's popular movies.

Glamorama26
Sep 14, 2011

All it comes down to is this: I feel like shit, but look great.

King Vidiot posted:

Ouch... it's one thing to have to live in your successful actor brother's shadow, it's a whole other thing to be the official voice for merchandise based on your successful brother's popular movies.

Sheeeeeeeit, the man gets a nice payday for talking. I could deal with the inner shame as long as the checks don't bounce.

Also, somehow I have never heard of him until now.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

King Vidiot posted:

Ouch... it's one thing to have to live in your successful actor brother's shadow, it's a whole other thing to be the official voice for merchandise based on your successful brother's popular movies.

That's like Joe Estevez's entire career.

Glamorama26
Sep 14, 2011

All it comes down to is this: I feel like shit, but look great.
Joe Estevez's imdb page is amazing. 270 acting roles. What the gently caress is Attack of the 30 Ft Chola?

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Slate Action posted:

Yes, it's Jim Hanks, star of Toy Story (the video game), The Polar Express (the video game), and Toy Story 3 (the video game). Also Xtro 3.

e: he was in a movie with Stallone!



A Cohen film too!

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Glamorama26 posted:

Joe Estevez's imdb page is amazing. 270 acting roles. What the gently caress is Attack of the 30 Ft Chola?

Something that was missing from my life until now.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Glamorama26 posted:

Joe Estevez's imdb page is amazing. 270 acting roles. What the gently caress is Attack of the 30 Ft Chola?

He's a teaser for it.

So in short no idea. Although strangely the teaser looks to of been released in 2010, and the movie this year. Also it appears it was shot in 3:4.

There are many signs of quality in the promotion of this production.

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich
Don't forget these 'classic' Joe Estevez movies.





HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Rest In Beast is such a drat good tagline.

Glamorama26
Sep 14, 2011

All it comes down to is this: I feel like shit, but look great.
Hahaha holy poo poo that giant hand at the end of the Giant Chola trailer.

This film better have an old Catholic lady going "SANTA MARIA!!!!" in horror.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

effectual posted:

A Cohen film too!

Also co-starring with MANDYLOR? The man who played Shin in Showtime Movie of the Week Presents: Fist of the North Star?!?!??!?!

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
I had no idea Susanna Hoffs ever acted.. in anything but my dreams :blush:

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Neo Rasa posted:

Also co-starring with MANDYLOR? The man who played Shin in Showtime Movie of the Week Presents: Fist of the North Star?!?!??!?!

Mandylorian armour, thank you thank you.

CroatianAlzheimers
Jun 15, 2009

I can't remember why I'm mad at you...


SEX HAVER 40000 posted:

I would watch the gently caress out of a John Waters-directed Dinette Set movie

Well there's a thing I didn't know I desperately needed until right this minute.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Detective Thompson posted:

Night Train to Terror. 27"x41". Somebody dropped the knife they were using to stir spaghetti sauce off the back of a speeding train. My favorite of the group, I think. It's got it all, bleeding text, a murder weapon, cloudy night, a train of damned souls scootin' off to who knows what evil. I imagine, not having seen the film, that the terror itself happens all within the confines of the train, so if that knife is that bloody outside the choo-choo, you can just imagine what awful bullshit is going on inside.


Somebody call their agent!



Night Train to Terror is actually an anthology movie (including a cut-down version of another film). The train has God and the Devil on it, and apparently the train's gonna crash or something so they want to know who gets the souls of the people on board (including the band) so they tell stories. It sucks but in a vaguely worth seeing kinda way.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

I like how this is just blatantly copying the ad campaign for Craven's Last House on the Left.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Jim Hanks was interviewed briefly in "I Know That Voice" and its creepy how much he can sound like him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrPbt03-8lI

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Vintersorg posted:

Jim Hanks was interviewed briefly in "I Know That Voice" and its creepy how much he can sound like him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrPbt03-8lI

Man, that's a strong family resemblance.

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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Wow, it looks like they used a cheaper version of Ferguson's croc puppet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGAfUx9jJZ8
V
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7bWu-_Jcck


Rollergator doesn't even have movable hands!

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