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Young Freud posted:I gotta ask what is this really. I know what it's supposed to look like, it looks like it could be close-up of a drawn face or a printed page that, out of context, is being made to look like the abdomen of a naked woman. A Rorschach inkblot?
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Vintersorg posted:Everytime I see that poster though I think of the rumour that Spy vs Spy from MAD was going to be made into a movie. I swear the UK trailer I saw said "Spy versus spy". Either I'm misremembering or it was probably changed for legal reasons.
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Knives and Hot Dust posted:The tag line doesn't make sense to me, 'hero' still means good or at least it has good connotations. It isn't the 'Super' that makes it good. Yes, "Not all supers are heroes" would make more sense to me.
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Slasherfan posted:Wow, that's pretty cheeky! Too bad they got... bust-ed? I got nothin'
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Jedit posted:Not a movie, but the UK cover of Charlie Stross's Halting State does something similar. I'd link it, but I don't have time to put it on imgur and I'm not sure if a direct link would contravene the image leeching rules. A quick Google Images search will find it easily enough, though. Is one of you mixing pixel art with clip art?
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Feb 2, 2012 12:55
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zenintrude posted:Six stars?! Five hearts?! What the hell is going on in Holland?? I hope this is an attempt at running that old joke into the ground, otherwise, gently caress you.
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Feb 24, 2012 18:25
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Mierenneuker posted:Oddly enough, the poster/cover for Nothing To Lose is not as bad if you take a closer look at it. I mean, Martin Lawrence even starts to look like Martin Lawrence! Rainn Wilson? 
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Acebuckeye13 posted:What the hell is up with Johnson's rifle? Underslung shotgun. 
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Lobok posted:It wouldn't really have mattered if Spider-Man saved people from the World Trade Center. Because he's black.
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jojoinnit posted:So Johnny Depp is kinda dense I guess? You'd think he'd notice after a while that every time he's doing a movie with Tim he ends up talking to Helena for a few months. I'm afraid you are the one who is dense. Life's Too Short is one of those "Celebrities poke fun at themselves" shows.
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Mar 23, 2012 18:18
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SATURNS SON EATER posted:Has there ever been a horror film about a man with no skin? Isn't that what Freddy Krueger is? (Nightmare on Elm Street)
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Mar 28, 2012 01:30
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kiimo posted:Looks like they included a photo of Natalie Portman by mistake!
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Mar 28, 2012 18:56
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DrVenkman posted:I think he's pretty great in Fright Night actually, he plays up the sexual predator angle of that character quite a bit. So it's a shame the last 3rd of it basically has him playing the Boogeyman. I had two old(ish) guys leave the theatre after Colin Farrell's character tells the police "You bet I made her scream  ". Were they offended? 
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Mar 29, 2012 18:17
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LesterGroans posted:That's pathetic. Is she supposed to be resting her hands on the hood of the car?
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Mar 31, 2012 01:40
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Here's all 8 character posters The last one looks like they accidentally included a Mortal Kombat character. Edit: kiimo posted:
It's French, look at the release date.
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Apr 20, 2012 18:36
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Young Freud posted:Likely. I don't think most people outside of the Western Hemisphere know what a "gringo" is. "Get the gwailo", problem solved.
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Apr 24, 2012 11:50
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TetsuoTW posted:My understanding is that Danny Dyer is a twat who churns out lovely movies to appeal to people who think the Fast & Furious movies are too intellectual. Also he suggested that a man who got dumped should cut his girlfriend's face "so no-one would want her". Well, perhaps it was a ghostwriter, but still.
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Apr 25, 2012 09:42
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Gonz posted:Jesus is notorious for his unapolegetic spawncamping. Whereas Judas is an inveterate team-killer. Joke stolen from Penny Arcade.
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May 3, 2012 10:58
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kiimo posted:Hahaha see if you can see what is extremely wrong with this poster. i) Why would a bathroom have a separate toilet cubicle. ii) the cubicle door probably wouldn't close, even without the guy there.
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May 10, 2012 00:05
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I'm not seeing the problem with the door fitting into the frame, could someone spell it out for me by drawing reference lines on the poster? 
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scary ghost dog posted:I don't want to continue this derail, but I feel a need to defend myself. I'm talking about when two people use the bathroom at the same time, one showering and one using the toilet. The enclosed toilet space prevents overlapping odors. Thank you goodnight OK thanks, I've updated my "people I hate and why" list accordingly.
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Cartoon Man posted:This is what that Branden Fraser family comedy from a year ago should have been. I thought that was already a horror film? 
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May 14, 2012 20:00
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Thanks, now I can post about the DVD release in my Coriolanus thread and cause it to edge slightly closer to two pages. Edit: or maybe I won't bother.
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May 15, 2012 12:13
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spookygonk posted:So is this film title supposed to be as in "laugh out loud" (which everyone, except your gran who has never seen a phone or a computer in her life, knows LOL means) or "lots of love" (which supposedly only David Cameron here in the UK thinks it is)? I think it's the character's nickname.
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May 15, 2012 12:30
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melvinthemopboy3 posted:Let the marketing blitz begin! I think the last two might be standing sideways-on. It made me think of a barbershop quartet, but I can't find a picture that shows what I mean.
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May 16, 2012 18:13
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Dissapointed Owl posted:Hey, buddy, there's only so many sci-fi stories you can write. There's bound to be two stories where there's a space traveler at the top of a mountain throwing a giant boulder at another space traveler standing next to a giant crevice. I honestly can't remember whether that happened in Solar Lottery or not. I don't want to rule it out because I'm sure there was a chase scene on an asteroid/moon or something like that.
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May 18, 2012 01:30
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The MSJ posted:Defibrillators are never used to restart a flatline. It's a common mistake in movies and TV. Don't worry, Sheldrake is wrong. It was digoxin toxicity (ie. Digitalis) causing V-T which was treated with electrical cardioversion.
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May 21, 2012 10:49
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That's already been done, but yeah it's pretty funny.
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May 22, 2012 16:29
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Olewithmilk posted:ah, drat. I can't decide if the crow is happy or upset in some way? If he's happy he looks like he is in the process of being VERY happy, if you know what I mean. I think the consensus was that he's sarcastically rolling his eyes.
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May 22, 2012 16:35
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Wait, what? I thought this was one of those fake posters, like Ryan Gosling as Walt Disney?
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May 24, 2012 01:27
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Vagabundo posted:That looks like the Jabulani ball, It looks a bit too easy to handle to be the Jabulani ball 
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May 26, 2012 13:15
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Testing my photographic memory, when kiimo posted that poster he said "The MPAA loves this poster, I tell you what".
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:I can see how that would be a Ned Beatty moment for some people Did Deliverance really turn people off Ned Beatty? I assume that's what you're referring to. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised because I can never again watch anything with Rory Kinnear in it, and for basically the same reason. Squeal, piggy, squeal!
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The Jurassic Park one looks like a copy of some Noir poster, of someone caught in a spotlight against a brick wall. Anyone know what I mean?
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Jun 7, 2012 16:10
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kiimo posted:Okay he would have to have his knees over a bar like a trapeze artist to fit in that bell. It wouldn't be loud at all because it would be him striking the bell and frankly it doesn't look like it would even hurt that bad because his arms aren't even tied behind his back. The ropes would hurt worse than the bell. He could have had his legs chopped off, also the bell could be struck by a mallet
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kiimo posted:Check out these heads haha... Holy gently caress Ving Rhames has the most ridiculous gun I've ever seen. It actually looks like an MG-42 with a load of crazy poo poo added to it.
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Codependent Poster posted:Colm Meaney randomly showing up in movies is my favorite thing ever. Under Siege, then The Rock. It's great. You mean Con Air?
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How on God's green Earth did they manage to make Vera Farmiga look like Barbara Streisand?
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