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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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I only have vague memories of Predators but I think it wasn't that terrible... right?

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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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What in the gently caress?
A friend said they were doing a movie but I thought it was a joke.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Whoa, those other shots look fantastic. I played the RTS games to death but Wow never grabbed me.
Is that Orc all makeup or good cg or both?

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Distorted Kiwi posted:

I have the flick courtesy of Youtube, but haven't subjected myself (or Z-grade loving friends) to it yet. Possibly going to need larger amounts of alcohol than usual.

WARLORDS OF ATLANTIS was a pretty decent mid-afternoon timewaster.

Y'know what gets me about Z-grade movies? Almost all of them have the same weird pacing. Like shots will cut too early and then linger too long almost on a schedule. I can handle bad dialog and effects but it sets my teeth on edge when the editing is poo poo for no good reason.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Isn't The Rock going to be Black Adam or am I crossing wires again?

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Is that the landlord from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt?

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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I've worked every Christmas for the past 10 years. I loving love it

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

I wish they hadn't changed the name from AKA Jessica Jones.

It feels like there is a trend where execs know that no one ever said, "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" or "Lemony Snickett's A Series of Unfortunate Events" so they are ring to boil down to the shortest titles that are reasonable. Or, what they think people would be referring it as later.

The romcom industry could take a note. Those have the worst titles.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Maxwell Lord posted:

Yeah but you figure the failure of John Carter would have scared everyone away from "name" titles.

John Carter (of Mars) had way more issues than the title. What a beautiful waste of a movie. I've seen it twice and I keep almost seeing a fun and cool movie :smith:

What's that movie, Burned? Didn't it start as Micheal Smith or some other idiotic poo poo?

John Wick gets a pass because that movie loving rules.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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That movie looks like poo poo (that I will see) but that's great.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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I've never seen a Purge movie but I dig that teaser.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Dark_Tzitzimine posted:

New Suicide Squad poster



I like the bat symbol in Joker's teeth and that's about it.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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The design for the Hatter is the worst part of these films. I can't explain why but I hate it.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Abracadaver

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Palpek posted:

From a few pages ago but hey, good news for you:



Also lol, that guy on the right looks like a cosplayer Bionic Barry from Archer:



I saw a trailer for this during the lovely 20 - minute lead up that some theaters do before the trailers.
It looks worse than any Disney Channel movie.

Also, YouTube Red is awfully close to RedTube. Someone either didn't think that through or knew exactly what they were doing.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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That's radical.
I would have had the hair a bit longer and all pushed towards the front.

Still, dang.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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A Buttery Pastry posted:

"Actually, she's really a 10 year old nymphoid barbarian, she just looks like a regular 20 year old woman"

Ahh yes, the anti-anime defense.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Loki_XLII posted:

That's not true about any movie. It should have been one superior movie.

Yeah, it's not that long of a book and you could hit all the beats easily if in the right hands. Well, maybe except for his siblings changing the world through message boards.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Mohawk Storm has always been best Storm.
I don't really like the girl playing Jean Grey. I'm not really into Game of Thrones so maybe she's cool.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Man of Thai Chi had a very predictable plot but that action and directing were pretty great.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Basticle posted:

The poster is boring as gently caress but the trailer looks amazing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uvKw1b7bxM

I want to makeout with this movie.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Yes, he's practically immortal.

Is Apocalypse just going to ignore that Nightcrawler is Mistique's son?

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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FreudianSlippers posted:

I thought Wolverine was already like 150+ years old. Was he a toddler for the first 30 years?

X genes don't typically kick in till puberty. That's why Cyclops didn't perform his own cesarean.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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I dress in leather corsets and Kevlar cloaks.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Macaluso posted:

Aren't Jean Grey's powers some kind telekinesis or telepathy or something? She doesn't even have to get near the baddies! Her hair is safe!

She's like the first Omega level mutant. She could split the world in two if she wanted but instead uses it to teleport costumes on to people.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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1 and 3 are baller.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Lurdiak posted:

This is so unrepresentative of the final product that it's laughable.

I've only seen the trailer once but isn't it about a human and orc group trying to find peace while their superiors lust for war?

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Lurdiak posted:

I mean visually.

Oh.


Well, okay then.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Palpek posted:

2: Bad Neighbours



Also when is Efron's big break coming, it seems he's ready to do something good but just can't stop playing in the same poo poo he always does.

I couldn't agree more. Even though he became famous outside of my radar, he's been great in everything I've seen him in.

Him and Seaweed are the best parts of Hairspray.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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MacheteZombie posted:

What happened to Raph's hand?

He's supposed to be holding the blade of the sai between his fingers but uh...
Someone made a boo boo

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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I Before E posted:

What, you don't use jelly? You don't use cheese? You don't use butter or any of these?

I use Vaseline.
VaaaAAAAaaaaaseline.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Waffleman_ posted:

After listening to My Brother, My Brother, And Me for three years, I can't take Shnowden seriously anymore.

heeelloooo
eesh me shnoodan
wood yew liiiiike to schee mai newww moooooveee?!
i'm schnoooooodeeeeeen!

*cough cough cough*
Oh god...

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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I think that was the initial intent and then they ran out of ideas.

He's locked AND loaded, whoooaaa!
She's slutty AND manages an Applebee's, wooeeehhhh....

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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kiimo posted:

From Fox domestic.




That's some real lazy copy-paste

Inzombiac fucked around with this message at 01:39 on May 17, 2016

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Wow, they weren't even trying with that paste job.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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LORD OF BOOTY posted:

So... is that just a Photoshop accident, or am I meant to take from this that we're hitting the aliens so hard with our bayonets that the entire barrel of the rifle goes through their skull?

AND the forward sight all without shattering the skull.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Help I don't get it.



Edit: I don't get how these keep getting made.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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I recall liking Remember The Titans but last time I saw it was 8th grade.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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They switch Black and Blue as a precautionary move but leave the Asian girl as yellow.
Oh well.

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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Wedemeyer posted:

Always follow the 4 inches or less from the ceiling rule and you'll be fine.

Especially in a cramped basement.

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