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Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

Apparently Bella gives birth to a porcelain doll in Breaking Dawn 2.


Children in heavy makeup look really weird to me.

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Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

Oh drat, I saw the poster on Movieline and figured it was legit. Guess I didn't look close enough.

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007


BEAR

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007


The font is really close to the one used for The Dead Zone.

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007


This is incredible, I can't help but laugh every time I look at it.

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

frozenpeas posted:

I can't remember if this has been posted but I love this poster and I LOVE this movie. Watched it twice yesterday.


Is the blood splatter supposed to look like a bear eating a skull?

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

Dangerous Person posted:

poo poo, man. I thought that everybody was gonna jump on the whole Dane Cook thing.
Well he's mearly an "and" so its not a big deal.

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

So I was thinking about Indian Jones, and how The Last Crusade was unquestionably the best of the series and I figured I would post a poster!

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

It's one thing to think Crusade is better than Temple, but if you think Crusade is better than Raiders, then you have mental problems, sir. Get a brain scan, get all the scans. PET, CT, MRI, for the love of god, find out what is wrong with your head.

I was just playin', lots of non-movie poster talk going on here.
Here's a cool poster!

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

Handsome Dead posted:

Knowing Speilberg went on to work on some of the most famous serious WWII projects and he supposedly took a Hitler jibe in such bad taste that he got rid of Megan Fox,

Wasn't that Michael Bay?

Kramjacks fucked around with this message at 01:55 on Aug 19, 2012

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007



"Sweet and savvy talking golden retriever, Bailey, is one doggone lucky pooch when his devoted owner, Constance Pennington, leaves him her entire billion-dollar fortune. Bailey is lucky, that is, until he becomes the target of an elaborately-designed dognap scheme hatched by Constance's nasty nephew Caspar and his money-hungry wife Dolores. The despicable duo's wicked plan is to ultimately gain custody of the canine so they can get their greedy paws on his inheritance. Unfortunately for them, there's a thing or two they don't know about Bailey. Not only does he have great street smarts, he has great pals too. Bailey's loyal guardian Ted, kind-hearted animal advocate Marge, her daughter Sam, and a clever border collie named Tessa set out on a hilarious madcap adventure to free their four-legged friend and put the nasty dognappers out of business-for good!"

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

Aatrek posted:

an elaborately-designed dognap scheme

The worst kind of Dognap SchemeTM.



TIM ALLEN IS: A MONSTER

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

Vagabundo posted:

I grew up there and my mum's Japanese so that's the language I use when I talk to her. I don't know what TheBigBudgetSequel's excuse is.

He's just a troublemaker.

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

Is the second one by James Stokoe?

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

Mister Chief posted:

Am I the only one who has been having issues viewing images on the forums? Last night I couldn't see anyone's avatars and now I can't see Kiimo's posters. Can someone rehost them on imgur?

EDIT: As soon as the page reloaded after posting this I can now see them. Weird.

Your ISP is pulling a Gaslight on you.

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

The Running Man has been brought to you by: Breakaway Paramilitary Uniforms, Ortopure Procreation Pill, and Cadre Cola; it hits the spot!

No one can tell you what The Matrix is.

We are the Men in Black.

Ah tell you what, this ain't No Country for Old Men.

drat dragons! I'm sick of them and their Reign of Fire!

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007


Blue Steel!

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

The Gangster Squad situation?

There was a scene in the Gangster Squad trailer where a bunch of dudes are shooting up a movie theater. And then the Aurora movie theater shooting happened.

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

I like the first one better because Alan Rickman is holding his gun backwards.

Edit: And still holding it backwards in the second one?

Kramjacks fucked around with this message at 02:33 on Jan 19, 2013

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

penismightier posted:

No, there is only one meaning to it. How is that more than one?

It symbolizes how the Matrix keeps going and going and going...

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

Have Will Smith and Dwayne Johnson been in a movie together yet?

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

penismightier posted:

What does this even mean?

All those crosses are dudes that died to find Private Ryan, who's cross is missing. I guess?

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

Wubbles posted:

This thread spends (well) a lot of time mocking bad minimalist posters. Does anyone know examples of good minimalist posters?

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

schwenz posted:



Pictures not bad, I guess.
But I hate the stupid video-game-grunge they did to the logo.

I refuse to get excited about any [REC] movie after 3. They poo poo on my favorite ff franchise.

Well, thanks to Somethingawful I can't take anything that says "Get Out" seriously.

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

A website called Talenthouse had a contest to design an Olympus Has Fallen poster and this is the one that won.



Apparently that design was worth $3000.

http://www.talenthouse.com/create-artwork-for-olympus-has-fallen

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

Crackbone posted:

5 minutes:


This is much better. Not only can you read the title now, but the way "HAS" fits in between the columns and sticks out away from the rest of the title creates a sense of depth and shape.

The poster is still pretty bad tough. The red colour and style of the linework on the weapons evokes Soviet, not Korean propaganda. It also doesn't tell you anything about what the movie's story, tone or themes are. It actually looks like the White House is launching an attack, rather than it being taken over.

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

Not exactly posters but there are some pretty great film-inspired paintings here http://imgur.com/user/HoYeah/submitted, such as:





Credit to The MSJ for posting this originally in the strange fanart thread.

Kramjacks fucked around with this message at 00:36 on May 29, 2013

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

Hey FYI guys, Dangerous Game is Die Hard set within a department store.

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

Alhazred posted:

Almost every Van Damme movie aknowledges his accent and tries to come up with some explanation. From what I can gather the most common explanation is that he's French, from Canada (the French parts) or the French quarters of New Orleans.

In Kickboxer he says he grew up in Belgium.

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

Terminal Entropy posted:

Is it Mondos own chose to have limited runs or is it a license stipulation?

Its Mondo's choice.

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

Tripwyre posted:

To be fair to them, the printing process on these is fairly involved and it would be tough to accomodate print numbers on a large scale. They could still stand to print more than they do, but I understand why they do it.

In the print industry once the machines are set up to run something its generally simple to keep them going for however many copies you want. Like, its not much harder to run 600 instead of 50 once everything is set up.

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

A movie poster.

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

Nikaer Drekin posted:

Anyway, I think this movie might have Joseph Gordon-Levitt you guys!



Maybe. Not sure yet.

Thats a weird poster, it looks like a magazine cover.

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

Barometer posted:

I know I'm just a problem child when it comes to the whole "tactical realism" thang but why on Earth would you go to all the trouble to make super-exoskeletons and not protect the person's head or body? One bullet or one explosion and these people are out of business. I would think the whole idea behind making someone super strong like that would be so you could armor them up like little mechs. Ammo boxes on the back, chest plates, arms and legs covered...a god drat helmet, with some night vision goggles poo poo and telescoping lenses...sigh.

Here you go.

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

Barudak posted:

God I hope its not based on the videogame of the same name.

Looks like its based off a novel where the villains are american.

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

This has to be a porn.

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

Vagabundo posted:

Why are you so insistent on white knighting for him?

When did feeling something other than seething hatred become white knighting?

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

scary ghost dog posted:

Oh, I guess you'll get stepped on no matter what if you're a huge doormat.

Why are you acting like such a piece of poo poo?

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Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

effectual posted:

Also I thought venom was just teleported into space somewhere at the end of SM3, like Red Skull in Cap America, leaving the door open for a return...

He got blown up by a Goblin grenade while Peter annoyed him with noisy metal bars.

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