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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Two faces you just want to slap the hell out of. Oh, oh, I recently learned the German word for this: "Backpfeifengesicht!" Thanks, Cracked! Man, so that was Paul Walker in the 90's, huh? The years have been nothing but kind to him, especially considering he's pushing 40 now.
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Excelsior posted:I made a couple minimalist posters in about 2 minutes a piece (the longest part was learning how to do that stupid paper effect): Congratulations, you have proven your point and managed to make me angry at a poster.
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Feb 1, 2013 05:40
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Scary Movie 2 was pretty good. I'm one of those people who doesn't really like parody films and SM2 had my willing attention for the duration. Never saw the others, though those SM3 sight gags look pretty great.
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Feb 5, 2013 20:45
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Is that supposed to be his sister straddling his butt?
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Mar 3, 2013 05:44
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It's not new, but after reading this thread and wandering my local video store, I couldn't help but laugh when I saw this on one of the shelves: Just...classic. Pasty washed-up white guys with orange flare trying to distract from the awful. Gotta love Colm Meaney's expression.
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Apr 6, 2013 20:34
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Cage posted:I thought that was the same terribly pasted Colm Meany head as this one but it isnt. This Colm is clearly more concerned. Wow. Colm looks like a bobble-head version of himself in that.
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Apr 6, 2013 21:05
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I just noticed, but why is Ray's hand cut off by the frame of the guy behind him when he's standing outside the frame to begin with? What? 
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Apr 6, 2013 21:31
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Dissapointed Owl posted:Just finished Fatal Games and man, 80s people were loving terrified of transgender people. I just finished watching Clue again, and for the first time I watched it from the very beginning. I had no idea that Mr. Green's entire thing was he was supposed to be homosexual: It's why he was being black-mailed, and why he makes the joke about sleeping with his wife at the end. Seriously, losing your job because you like guys? It's easy to forget how the world used to be.
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Apr 8, 2013 00:01
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Fake poster, but I thought this was cool.
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May 17, 2013 05:01
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muscles like this? posted:Aren't Titans Barbie Doll smooth? Yep, and also grotesque as fuuuuuuuuuuuck.
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May 17, 2013 17:24
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Huh, I never realized the remake was a remake! It looked terrible so I never watched it anyway.
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May 29, 2013 19:56
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As a kid I never really liked the first Short Circuit. It was all about Short Circuit 2.
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Jun 13, 2013 20:05
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Last Michael Keaton movie I watched was White Noise. Did that movie strangle his career for a while or was it something else? edit: Wow, Michael did White Noise in 2005 and then in 2006 all he got was a bit part in Cars and some independent film, and then nothing until 2009. And chalk me up as one of those guys who doesn't like most Will Ferrell comedy. I've seen him in Zoolander and while I disliked most of that movie, I liked his part there. I've also liked his shorts that I've seen on the internet. Just something about long-form Will Ferrell makes me unhappy. marshmallow creep fucked around with this message at 21:26 on Jun 20, 2013 |
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Jun 20, 2013 21:23
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DNS posted:You know what I was imagining the other day? Michael Keaton in Die Hard. It works perfectly. Just picture him going "fists with your toes..." A complaint I've heard leveled at the Die Hard series is Bruce Willis is pretty much the definition of a bad-rear end now, when the original Die Hard was built on the premise of taking a guy who wasn't bad rear end and having them take that bull by the horns. Bruce was originally known for, what, romantic comedies before Die Hard? Keaton could probably do a pretty good Die Hard, is what I'm saying.
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Jun 21, 2013 18:40
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The broken bones posted:holy poo poo that pose That poster looks like the cover to a kicking rad NES title.
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Jun 27, 2013 02:51
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Vagabundo posted:
I swear I read a quote about Steve Jobs where he said he couldn't respect a man who didn't do acid at least once in his life. He purportedly credited LSD trips with expanding his imagination. It's been years since I read that quote though, so I don't actually know if it's bullshit or not. Still, it would help explain the color scheme and it could be an interesting turn if the movie has/had scenes of Jobs doing drugs for inspiration.
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Jul 3, 2013 19:16
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DetoxP posted:I think he's just pulling the old, "boy, I wish they had made a sequel to The Matrix!" That would be nice, but I doubt it would hold up against the original.
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Ez posted:Didn't it get an SA awful movie review like a decade ago? Yep. It's one of my favorite reviews because it's just so unbelievable. My wife watched the film several times as a kid because she didn't have cable and it was one of the few movies her local access channel would play. She assures me it is every bit as insane as the review makes out.
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Ah yes. The original American release of Nausicaa: Valley of the Wind. I've heard that Hayao Miyazaki was absolutely heart broken over how it was butchered and it took a lot of hard work for him to be convinced to let the US translate any more of his movies over. It's one of the reasons he has a good relationship with John Lassater; the man understands and respects his movies.
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boom boom boom posted:If they were making posters for the fake films as they were actually depicted in Seinfeld, that would be fine, That would be a valid thing for people to do. But what they did is just nonsense. The fake movies from Seinfeld if they were fake made today? That has no connection to reality at all. The whole premise is just gobbledygook. Just tell yourself these are the remakes of the films from the show. There. Done.
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Ez posted:Definitely. Maybe they used a modern picture of the actress as their model; she's 48 now.
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effectual posted:There's a seventh? Oh yeah, Mission to Moscow. I remember that one. (no I don't)
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Sep 23, 2013 03:55
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Jesus. How old is Mia Goth? She looks like a like a really young highschooler.
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Oct 10, 2013 17:33
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Put that on a digital poster in a theater.
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Oct 10, 2013 19:45
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Alhazred posted:And then he was in Alongside Night. Basically the only highlights in his career since Hercules is...Hercules in God of War 2. You mean GoW 3. Theseus and Perseus were in 2.
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Oct 21, 2013 00:50
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Tomero_the_Great posted:Why would they photoshop out the cow's udder? Isn't that what's supposed to make cows "funny"? But udders are totally cow boobs and you can't have naked boobs on a poster THINK OF THE CHILDREN! 
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Nov 8, 2013 16:42
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I think I can get behind probating the posts that bitch about Mondo. Complain about a particular poster on its individual faults; leave the company out of it while you do. Saying "Typical Mondo garbage" is pretty low-effort anyway.
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Nov 19, 2013 03:31
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That's an awful lot of loving.
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Dec 7, 2013 04:16
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I'm pretty sure he sticks with the show at least through graduation, because I remember he gave the speech that their graduating class had the lowest fatality rate of any class in Sunnydale history. And I think he comes up again later as part of a trio that gets way too deep into bad poo poo.
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Dec 8, 2013 23:10
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Regardless of Mondo's justifications, the point that it's hard to get excited about their posters because you'll basically never get one still has merit. Also I thought bitching about Mondo was probatable in this thread now? Let's not get into another fight about it.
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Slasherfan posted:This poster is just awful Arnold Schwarzeneggar is Rutger Hauer in Sabotage.
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Dec 20, 2013 18:34
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Parachute posted:Steve Zahn is totally underrated appreciation station. He should start playing a "weird dad" in movies, since he's of-age. Jesus, Steve Zahn is loving 46.
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Jan 14, 2014 19:13
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Those shoes!
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Speaking of which, Road Rash is ready made movie fodder. Motorcycle street races where attacking the other racers is expected and encouraged? Just add a kidnapped love interest and some kind of underground snuff-racing TV syndicate that use CC cameras to capture all the action and bam.
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Jan 20, 2014 01:59
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LeJackal posted:Totally an exaggeration of the process in Robocop where a power drill was used to unbolt the two-piece helmet from the underlying head. I mean the visor swooshes back to reveal the face only, just like Iron Man, and when the visor is open the face is framed just like Iron Man, but this is all a coincidence. Oh come the gently caress on. It's been 30 years. The cultural perception about how advanced technology is supposed to behave has changed. A helmet face mask that closes itself is a perfectly natural update to the helmet in an era when we're building cars that can drop you off at the front of the store and then park themselves. Your complaint is beyond meaningless.
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Jan 23, 2014 22:21
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He has to be fed baby food, so he still has organs.
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Jan 25, 2014 17:18
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Chamber (pre-chestsplosion)? Havoc? Hard to tell with just the weird glow around his chest and shoulders.
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Jan 27, 2014 19:21
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Isn't Sunspot supposed to be Japanese? Also the pink covers are definitely a lot easier to read. I still can't really read Havoc's name on his cover because the contrast is poo poo with light blue letters against a blue sky.
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Jan 28, 2014 17:57
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Honestly I think leaving the mutants out of the current Marvel movie franchises helps make those films more interesting because they can/have to focus and think around all mention of the mutants. When you can't just be born with magical super powers (on Earth anyway, so Thor doesn't count), the writers have to put a little more thought into things. It also means we don't get any more tedious anti-mutant movements, demonstrations and rhetoric that are all over the X-men products.
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No poo poo. As we've established already, Hugh Jackman already dominates an entire franchise already. Can you imagine if he started having crossovers with Captain America or Thor?
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