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Xandu posted:I'm pretty sure this is the first movie he's done in a couple of years that will actually be shown in a theater. He's like the black Brendan Frasier. Both aren't exactly awful, horrible actors, but man they choose some lovely roles.
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2012 05:06 |
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 21:58 |
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Jack Black is one of those guys who can either be surprisingly great or just intolerable depending on the material. Loved him in some things, hated his guts in others. Maybe I'm bipolar for him or something.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2012 06:20 |
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Jonah Hill looks like he lost a ton of weight.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2012 06:36 |
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What is a Mexican bandito doing in Alaska?
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2012 04:45 |
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Desperado Bones posted:That is seriously so loving depressive. But hey! The little cute lamb is going to die for God! Yay! Furries will be all over this. Or is it scalies?
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2012 16:49 |
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MrBling posted:I like how it is just a stock publicity photo of John Cena on the cover. At least get one of him wearing a shirt. Unless he is actually shirtless throughout the movie, that would at least be kinda amusing. I feel like having a shirtless John Cena is probably the biggest draw this movie has for its demographic.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2012 20:38 |
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User-Friendly posted:Presented without comment. I can only guess, but is the Farley featured within the brother of a more talented (and dead!) Farley?
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2012 06:46 |
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I've always thought he was a pretty solid comedian, its just that he was pretty hyper in his performances back when he was still hugely popular. And, like any popular thing, he had legions of unbearable fans. I know most people on the internet treat him like he's the antithesis of funny, but he's honestly not a bad comedian by any stretch. His movies are poo poo, though, but hey.
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2012 07:47 |
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The Triumphant posted:HOLLYWOOD MAKE THIS MOVIE. I read about Stardust in BSS a while back and he quickly became one of my favorite characters to appear in any media. His character and the off kilter artwork made me fall in love immediately. For those who don't know, he's a Superman type who's even more of an rear end in a top hat than most evil versions of Superman. Once, he found a bunch of secret commies, turned them into rats with his powers, and then DROWNED THEM. He can fire 'retarding rays' from his eyes (don't worry they just slow things down). A Stardust movie would be so loving brutal.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2012 01:23 |
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Captain America should at LEAST be in front of Hawkeye.
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# ¿ Feb 29, 2012 02:33 |
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TheJoker138 posted:Why does everyone like Kristanna Loken? She has literally never been in anything good. From Mortal Kombat: Conquest to T3 to Painkiller Jane to Bloodrayne, everything she is in is absolute poo poo, and she is poo poo in it. Because her name pretty much declares that there's a 70 percent chance of breasts in this movie.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2012 14:44 |
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Speaking of XXX parodies, someone in PYF posted about the XXX Family Guy one. The trailer for it was funnier than any episode of Family Guy. Look it up. I love this gif so much I'm debating getting it as an avatar, but I love my robo-doggy so much...
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2012 13:46 |
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No mars? If that means no triple titty tart, then gentlemen I'm afraid I'll have to pass.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2012 03:03 |
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feedmyleg posted:This is incredible. I almost want to buy it as an avatar, and I have avatars turned off. If you wanna make it avatar sized and post what kind of text you want, I'll totally buy it for you. Not because I'm a nice guy or anything, but because I would love to see that face more often, it's like a rainbow being beamed directly into my soul.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2012 23:58 |
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EVERY FAIRY TALE NEEDS ITS HERO.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2012 01:46 |
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Dissapointed Owl posted:This is a great post.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2012 00:07 |
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Robert Denby posted:Last year, the Samuel Goldwyn Company gave you two of the most bizarre and unintentionally hillarious posters to ever grace theaters. Face: rough, weathered, basically the surface of mars Arms: Smooth as a babies rear end
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2012 00:03 |
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I usually hate most of Tarantino's offerings for some reason but I really loved Inglourious Basterds.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2012 15:47 |
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I think that's actually the point of the movie. You typically always want to side with the protagonist. Especially when the antagonist is about to cut his drat balls off!!!! It's just that this time the protagonist happens to be a pedophile/possible murderer. It made the movie challenging, and I liked it.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2012 13:50 |
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The Best Thing about Birdemic is that I saw like 40 copies of the Birdemic DVD for sale at the Best Buy movie section, it was like 15 dollars too. Best Buy is a lovely store with an even shittier movie selection but that was really funny to see.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2012 00:05 |
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I kinda figure New Zealand would be welcoming to immigrants of all nationalities. I mean as long as they aren't sheep.
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2012 07:18 |
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feedmyleg posted:Some day when I'm a big Hollywood producer, I'm going to buy the rights to adapt old film posters into new movies, ignoring the bad B-movies themselves. I mean come on, adapting this could be incredible: This was my second favorite movie as a kid. It's absolutely bonkers retarded. Please watch it if the opportunity presents itself.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2013 04:53 |
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Dillbag posted:
Maybe a bad poster, but definitely intriguing. Especially the tag line.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2013 04:56 |
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Lasher posted:It's a shame Scary Movie 2 & 3 get lumped in with the whole "Movie Movie" lot. Not Another Teen Movie is another great parody film that gets lumped in with the others a lot. It's loving hilarious, imminently quotable, and there's a lot of great details that most people miss on the first viewing.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2013 04:52 |
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I'd buy a Man of Steel poster if only it had that guy in the foreground from Action Comics #1 on it.
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2013 17:59 |
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LeJackal posted:I feel stupid. What am I missing? Count me as confused too. Just noticed it's rated R as well.
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2013 16:21 |
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Except that The Dude basically WAS Jeff Bridges, man.
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2013 23:46 |
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Cinnamon Bastard posted:I own this, and I watch it every few months. It's a great drinking movie. There is no part of this movie that isn't hilariously dumb. Wow, Laser Mission. I can confirm that everything this man says is true. This is really a rare, prime example of "so bad it's good." I got it in a set of 100 awful sci fi movies but this is great. And Brandon Lee is a really charasmatic guy in it.
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2013 15:55 |
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Don't you ever apologize for creating something beautiful.
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2013 12:11 |
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Leper Residue posted:I can't tell if this is a step up from the DVD, or worse? It's entirely possible that the Chevy Chase featured in this film is a dog named Chevy Chase. It's a pretty great dog name and a bad person name.
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2013 18:23 |
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High Warlord Zog posted:
...I must see this.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2014 13:43 |
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It's my favorite movie about an Rock Band made of Interracial Ninja Orphans Who Love World Peace. And I'm not kidding. But seriously, this movie is so earnest and it's got a lot of heart. I will never not love it in all it's cheesy glory. Watch Miami Connection.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2014 14:47 |
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Slim Killington posted:But wait, that's not all Who's gonna play Vision?
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2014 23:14 |
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I love you and I love skull post.
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 03:46 |
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That Dirty Dozen poster has one of my favorite taglines of all time. Train them! Excite them! Arm them! Then turn them loose on the Nazis!
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2014 02:19 |
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Yeah it reminds me of that scene in Godzilla where we swims under that aircraft carrier and just dwarfs it. Although if they go full balls to the wall insane with it and that's it's actual size, I am down.
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2014 04:35 |
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Madkal posted:These were posted in the greenlit thread but I think they belong here She...actually looks kind of similar to Linda Hamilton in the face, I think. Which mixes my age old crush on badass T2 Linda Hamilton with my newer crush on beautiful game of thrones lady this is getting weird guys
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2014 16:36 |
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Ugh I hate Charlie Brown. I'm baffled as to why its even popular. I know, I know I'm probably that goon but still.
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2014 13:28 |
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Cacator posted:Teaser poster for Bond 24: HAIL HYDRA!
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2014 05:14 |
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 21:58 |
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One day someone will cast Johnny Depp as the biggest challenge in his acting career: a Normal Dude!
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