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How could anyone make a poster for this movie, and resist photoshopping a cigar-holding hand near Mortensen's mouth?
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Lizard Combatant posted:They actually photoshopped that out of the original: Well will you look at that. Not really good, of course. I don't know how that anatomy is supposed to work. Is it photoshopped out because of anti-smoking censorship or something? Desperado Bones posted:We have all seen how non-white actors are removed from foreign posters. Now, how about the contrary! No, 3rd Street Saints! What happened to you guys?
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Jan 22, 2012 15:39
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penismightier posted:"Also a dog." Puppy. Because alliteration.
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Jan 24, 2012 06:46
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Looks like somebody is a victim of misleading marketing.
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Jan 25, 2012 03:29
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Vikings: also too cool to look at burning stuff behind them. Also, Dominic Purcell looks weird with that hair; maybe because I'm more used to seeing him with less.
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Jan 25, 2012 05:38
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Cacator posted:"Jon Foo" is an actor of Irish-Chinese descent. In a viking movie. Those Chinese got around, man. There's a Conan at least.
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Jan 25, 2012 08:07
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anyoldactress posted:The DVD cover for Womb has been revealed. A film where Eva Green has to deal with the complexities of giving birth to a clone of her dead boyfriend Matt Smith. I thought it was Adrian Brody for a moment there. Probably because it reminds me of scenes from Brodyquest.
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Jan 25, 2012 15:56
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Jan 26, 2012 15:31
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New Mad Men promo poster. And this Hungarian poster for Shame is said to have been banned. No tits or genitals, but maybe I should just link it in case it's  .http://i.imgur.com/ZQSzJ.jpg
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Jan 27, 2012 01:53
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Rap Music and Dope posted:What the gently caress is with this tagline? Do you mean the character quote or the "conceived from the best-selling book"?
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Jan 27, 2012 01:57
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NINbuntu 64 posted:That's a great poster except it makes me think the title is "KUATO LIVES" even though I've seen Total Recall. I would totally watch a Total Recall spinoff based on Kuato with that title.
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Jan 27, 2012 02:31
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Max22 posted:Appropriate, since the 21 Jump Street movie is said to have a Hot Fuzz vibe to it.
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Jan 31, 2012 07:47
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Bimmi posted:I love the look on Dick and Pete's face. It's like they haven't seen a woman for months, unsurprising given their location, and this just broke their brains.
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Feb 1, 2012 01:35
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The Saddest Rhino posted:I doubt this would beat Clifford in the amazing movie poster department, but it comes close. Everyone seems either disappointed or amused at the guy in the coffin not being dead. "Oh, that guy. This is the 5th time he did this!" Maybe the guy in the foreground is a ghost who haunts the funeral parlour and is sick of this poo poo. "This is the 5th time this happens. gently caress it. Hey everyone, my head comes off, because I'm actually a ghost. Boo!" At least, that is the movie I'm hoping for based on this poster.
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Feb 2, 2012 04:17
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Found this on imgur. Pretty clever. I wonder if the ads are real, though.
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Feb 2, 2012 23:47
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Jefferoo posted:Anyone else in NYC been noticing posters of Woody Harrelson in a cop uniform beating the poo poo out of a restrained dude with the caption "I WORK FOR YOU" because it's pretty surreal to see in the wild. Is it for Rampart? The only think I know about that movie is the PR misstep of trying to promote it through a Q&A session at Reddit.
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Vincent posted:Could you elaborate please? I know a bit about the movie (it's about an rear end in a top hat cop, right?) and I'm really interested in that whole reddit thing. Woody Harrelson announced on Twitter that he will hold an AMA (Ask Me Anything) session at Reddit. An AMA is basically like the Ask threads in Ask/Tell, where the redditors can ask the person holding it anything. Celebrities have participated before (here's one Ali Larter did). Surprisingly, knowing Reddit's reputation, some pretty good questions do get asked. Woody Harrelson's session did not go well. Even ignoring the 'did you deflower a girl' question, everything he answers is either twisted to be about Rampart or very vague. He did not even stay there long.
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Dissapointed Owl posted:Yeah, there's simply no way that any movie could've lived up to what's being depicted here. It's Army of Darkness if Ash is a surfer instead.
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Feb 13, 2012 19:41
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Is that moustache hastily glued or what?
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Feb 16, 2012 15:02
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Farbtoner posted:awful TV programming Some of those things were created by goon, weren't they?
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Feb 20, 2012 09:06
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TontoCorazon posted:He's the second coming! He's running on water to protect human kind. Remember how John Carter is an immortal was sort of treated like Jesus by the oppressed Martians? This is the sequel to those books. Those aliens are Martians he defeated and are now out for revenge.
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Feb 24, 2012 06:56
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Due to my headache, I have confused the plot to Junior and The Devil's Advocate. I now want to see a movie where a politician played by Arnold is about to give birth to the antichrist because he hosed his sister, after being tempted by the Devil (plaved by DeVito).
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Feb 28, 2012 08:24
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Captain Geech posted:What a dick. What the gently caress did that turtle ever do to him?! It's like the shark wants to save his fins so he told the guy that turtles are worth much more in Chinese restaurants.
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Apr 5, 2012 08:22
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Kush posted:You are about to get arrowed: This makes me think of a movie about aging rival archery champions. Now they each have a teenage daughter who are also archers, and the competition between them is reignited through the girls. Also, one of the archers is Pentagon employee Maximus who is secretly an immortal champion of Zeus.
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Apr 7, 2012 10:16
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My life is incomplete, INCOMPLETE, until I can buy a Region 3 DVD of Torque.
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Apr 8, 2012 14:16
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TetsuoTW posted:Why? What's special about the Region 3 version? Since I live in the right region and all.... I live in DVD "region 3". Which is why I was unable to buy DVDs when I go to the Middle East or Australia. That said, sometimes there are those DVDs that has no region restriction stated on its package.
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Apr 8, 2012 14:54
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Arrrrggghhhhh!!!!!! Why isn't Cabin In The Woods opening in Malaysia soon?! Note that I haven't read that spoiler at all; your reactions to it makes me want to see it so bad. Anyway, speaking of Malaysia, this movie poster seems to have an awfully familiar style and font. 
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Apr 12, 2012 02:54
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I can only imagine Crews trying to sing A Thousand Miles while wasting the enemies in that poster.
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Apr 30, 2012 07:13
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LesterGroans posted:He's in it, but it doesn't look like he's a main character. In fact, it looks like he gets killed off early(or at least taken out of commission) He gets shot and appears to die, but during the end credits there's a voice over saying he's in a coma and is recovering.
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May 11, 2012 02:15
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That The Artist cover just had to get the dog on there, huh? I think he's actually more well-known than the lead actors by now.
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May 11, 2012 22:46
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Sheldrake posted:Why is that woman shouting "Blam blam"? Is her gun not really loaded? Obviously she is a fan of The Phantom. And is also a goon who reads the comic strips thread in BSS.
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May 13, 2012 18:38
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Wolfbane, in which Bond must stop the plans of an ancient cabal of werewolves that were affiliated with the Nazis. They tried to put werewolves in the Lone Ranger movie, so why not?
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May 20, 2012 11:20
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Spazzle posted:"Live and Let Die" was pretty absurd. Was that the one with Baron Samedi?
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May 21, 2012 05:11
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Sheldrake posted:That one where he crawls out to the car and has to use a defibrillator to restart his heart was the goofiest loving thing I ever saw, like Austin Powers level goofy. Defibrillators are never used to restart a flatline. It's a common mistake in movies and TV.
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May 21, 2012 06:15
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Dissapointed Owl posted:I'm just sad that Moby Dick 2010 isn't about a killer future cyborg whale. It's really weird that he's the "original" yet he has freakin' guns, when his 'imitation' is still stuck with a scimitar. If that picture is representative of the movie, it might be better as a video game. Something like Far Cry or Uncharted but with giant monsters. The MSJ fucked around with this message at 09:22 on May 25, 2012 |
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May 25, 2012 08:33
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mistaya posted:Little kids LOVE Madagascar. They really do. I've got quite a few young cousins (6-9) and you can't get them to sit still for Wall-E but Alex the Lion is like hypnotizing or something. It's a lot of slapstick Looney-Tunes style humor with animal jokes. Putting it on Shrek's level is unfair. Madagascar is popular enough that Universal Studios made an entire section of their theme park into "Madagascar", at least in Singapore. It's right next to Shrek, so they probably see it as a comparable franchise.
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Any chance of a Fire Twister vs Tsunami movie? I hope we also get Werewolf Dog. Only it's not a horror movie, but a drama about a dog who embraces his lupine heritage.
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May 26, 2012 11:10
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I have seen various promo stuff for this, and I don't remember anything involving football in any of them.
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May 26, 2012 12:54
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Kinda disappointed Grant Morrison is not the writer for that one.
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Why is there a butt spider on his board?
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