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The legend of some dude in short pants about to get blown by a unicorn.
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Why is he standing like he's got to go pee?
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Apr 3, 2014 19:43
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I like this one: Because it looks like Harrison Ford got forced to smile and he's hating every second of it.
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Apr 3, 2014 20:31
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GNU Order posted:I'm a big fan of the onesie I'd bet anything that he's gonna tell someone, "Get off my plane!" in this movie.
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Apr 3, 2014 20:45
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Young Freud posted:
When did Wesley Snipes turn into OJ Simpson?
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Apr 3, 2014 23:46
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Godzilla must have the weirdest eye boogers.
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Apr 8, 2014 08:37
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kiimo posted:
muscles like this? posted:Something about that poster makes them look like giants. You're right. Look at the scale of the splashes of the little guys in the bottom right and then look at Tom Cruise's splashes. The water comes up to the knees of the background guys. Also the waves don't scale between the background and the foreground. Tom Cruise is 30 feet tall.
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Apr 22, 2014 00:18
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axleblaze posted:This is the poster thread: we'll bitch about a poster design even if all we can come up with are petty, dumb complaints that barely make sense! The posters in this thread are just as bad as the posters in this thread. 
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Apr 22, 2014 05:58
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Spot that cat (far right, middle).
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Apr 24, 2014 02:40
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kiimo posted:I was making a joke in that we've made a total mess of lots of posters but I also thought you might be referring to this which just was released. Emily Blunt has seen some poo poo.
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Apr 24, 2014 06:19
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I like Gattaca. It's a movie about perfect, laboratory humans was produced by Danny Devito, arguably Hollywood's most imperfect human. It's a fun movie to watch just so you can pick out neat little details, like that the intercom announcements are in esperanto.
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May 7, 2014 01:36
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Slugworth posted:Luke was so upset about that fire that Leia was in that he had a stroke. You'd be having face problems too if space planes kept flying out of your skull.
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May 11, 2014 16:38
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The MSJ posted:He's a theropod dinosaur that resembles a T-rex but also has horns. Since Optimus Prime in the movies is 30-something feet tall, that makes movie Grimlock about 100 feet tall, larger than the largest theropod, so we might as well give up the idea about him being modeled after a real dinosaur. Unless Optimus shrank a bit for that poster, which is more likely given Michael Bay's Institute for the Variable Sizes of Things. Oh god, gently caress you Transformers movie poster, you've turned me into one of those people.
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May 13, 2014 09:23
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The Office Space one makes it look like a movie about a serial killer.
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May 13, 2014 19:01
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Haha. Speed is 2 bucks cheaper than all the other movies.
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May 13, 2014 19:22
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Teaser for next year's scottish play:
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May 14, 2014 19:19
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12.9 Kilometer, starring Drake
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May 15, 2014 00:19
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Corek posted:Josh Hutcherson is nowhere near that tall. You aren't kidding. 
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May 15, 2014 21:38
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Cool poster, but why do the ships looks like buttholes?
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May 16, 2014 19:43
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Is that a... is that a robot penis? Is Optimus Prime hanging dong?
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Jun 13, 2014 03:18
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axleblaze posted:That's just too many people. I know shoving as many action stars into a movie is like the point of the series but man, but even if most of those people get know screen time it's still gonna be a clusterfuck of people screeching the movie to halt to explain why they're there just for the sake of them being there. So what you're saying is that that there are so many characters that they're pretty much expendable?
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Jun 18, 2014 03:27
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axleblaze posted:That's not what I was saying at all! So what you're saying is that it's kinda weird that 5'9" Stallone is somehow taller and beefier than all those other 6'3" dudes in the poster, right? If so, I agree. Also, I agree with that interesting thing you said about the variety of hats in the poster, and how Stallone looks like a penis with arms trying to smoke a cigar.
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Jun 18, 2014 03:41
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TheJoker138 posted:Chuck Norris has always loving sucked, though. Name a good Chuck Norris movie. There are none. The Expendables 2 
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Jun 18, 2014 22:26
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morestuff posted:Hunger Games promotional posters: Welcome to the tech district, where our turtlenecked chickdudes use the high technologies of pencils and paper to draw fancy robot buttcheeks. This helps our technophiles to be distracted from the perpetual agony of having pincushions stuck into the side of their skulls. Technology!
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Jun 21, 2014 06:10
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Here's the source for all these posters. It's kinda neat: http://www.thecapitol.pn/districtheroes
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Jun 21, 2014 08:22
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Consistently the only thing I can think whenever I watch a Richard Kelly movie is "who gave him money to do this, and how did he convince these actors to read these lines". I don't mind Richard Kelly as much as you guys, but he has the smuggest face in every photo:  Seriously, his resting face makes him look like the smarmiest douchebro. For a guy like that to get money and convince decent actors to do things, he's got to be a sorcerer or something.
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Jul 4, 2014 21:43
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Mystical rules of the Expendables universe: Feet reflect, boxes don't. Also, Dolph Lundgren is a midget: 
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Jul 9, 2014 22:31
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Harlock posted:Take Two. This one says August 14th. The other one said 15th. Did they drop the opening back a full day?
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Jul 11, 2014 01:26
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It's pretty cool that they're making actors out of silly putty now. Neat!
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Jul 11, 2014 21:27
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GonSmithe posted:Look at this loving Noah blu-ray boxart: "MOM! Noah won't let me play in his boat! MOOOOOOOOMMMMM!" 
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Jul 15, 2014 16:11
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I've got to single this one out for being especially bad. At least other minimalist posters concentrate on some sort of key object that's unique to the film. This is four lovely circles.
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Jul 18, 2014 12:52
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Vagabundo posted:Benicio Del Toro as a glam Jim Jarmusch. These last few Hunger Games movies are going to be pretty cool.
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Jul 18, 2014 20:07
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I think they want us to Expendables 3 while high on hallucinogens.
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Jul 21, 2014 17:55
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Snapchat A Titty posted:
 "I eat dead people"
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Jul 21, 2014 18:07
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Cage posted:
Starring the happiest helicopter!
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Jul 23, 2014 04:31
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Doctor Bishop posted:I love how that one in the middle left looks like it's trying to make its way back through the mob like "Screw this, I ain't fightin' no Hulk." Hahaha drat, that's the best part of the poster.
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Jul 25, 2014 03:08
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Full poster:
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Jul 26, 2014 22:06
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We're so close to the inevitable end of this discussion, when one of CD's comic book nerds starts blowing out blood vessels, strokes out, and posts from his hospital bed, typing angrily with only one arm.
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Jul 26, 2014 23:44
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Goldblum doesn't even look like himself and looks like he could fit into any 80s comedy. He looks like the star of a show called C.S.I.G.O.L.D.B.L.U.M.
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